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Who here /inthemiddleofnowhere/?

>>49577917
Right here. Nearest game store is 2 hours away. I last went there in May, and when the group I was with was coming back, it snowed.

I DID manage to get a deceleration in stone and some slip through spaces I needed for a storm deck, so the trip was worth it.

>>49577917
I'm, I usually only go pre releases at a store that's 30km from me, it's a very nice store though, everyone is very friendly while maintaining a competitive tone as there's people who play at international GPs.

>>49577548
they needed to discover Robute Guilliman so he could write the Codex Astartes

>>49577548
Because you're misrepresenting the situation.
The most horrible part of 40K is that they're doing the best they possibly can in the absolute crapshoot of a universe they exist in.

>>49577548
The Imperium's actually pretty good when it comes to holding ground. The Imperial Cult is standardized enough to be culturally binding while loose enough to not get people up in arms about diversity.

Though their pechant for having whole planets submit to one goal (farming, industry, habitation) at the EXCLUSION of others is a bit ridiculous. Every time a planet falls in the Imperium, unless it's "Civilized", there should be a slew of planets that fall with it.

You weren't That Guy, you just had an awful GM who let you do anything you wanted.

>>49577474
Still, exploting the gm's boner for words wasn't unintentional here.

>>49577522
Perhaps not, but that makes you a bit of a dick with a GM who encouraged it, not That Guy.

That is actually a good question, why don't they do it? I mean, he was formed just from a handful of psykers from a single planet originally.

>>49577286
Quests didn't die for this

>>49577286
I'm trying to come up with something for twenty minutes. This is my contribution to this thread.

>>49577245
A paladin defends people from evil

a crusader hunts down evil and kills it before it requires a paladin to defend people from it

>>49577245
A PALADIN'S A VIGILANTE ASSHOLE WHO'S BEEN MANDATED BY THE CHURCH TO GO AROUND TOWN NOT MINDING HIS OWN BUSINESS AND STARTING SHIT WITH PEOPLE HE DOESN'T KNOW.

A CRUSADER DOES THE SAME BUT IN COUNTRIES THAT AREN'T HIS OWN AND IS SENT WITH A FEW HUNDRED BUDDIES.

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WELL BROTHER I'M GLAD YOU ASKED.

A PALADIN IS A FUCKING PUSSY WHO DEFENDS SHIT AND PLAYS ALL NICE WITH THEM WHILE BEING A COMPLETE HYPOCRITICAL ASS CLOWN

A CRUSADER GOES AND MURDERS THE /FUCK/ OUT OF WHOEVER
DOESN'T FUCKING COMPLY WITH THEIR GOD OR IS A GODDAMN HERETIC TO THEIR RELIGION

>>49577183

Might find a few things here:
http://www.darkswordminiatures.com/shop/index.php/miniatures/visions-in-fantasy-critters.html

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>>49577183

Search for Vargr, the uplifted canine guys from Traveller. Grenadier used to make minis for them back in the 80s, and various other companies have made minis for them since then.

>>49577674
Vargr are awesome, seconding this suggestion

Yes. Turns out Dragons don't care about 'the right thing to do'

Yes. He just commanded his mooks to kill us, then teleported out. We've had, like, four encounters with him until we killed him for good, and we still don't know what the fuck was that guy's problem two campaign later.

>>49577166
Tried to.
Apparently eldritch space robots don't like chatting with organic lifeforms.

>>49576569
Why is he wearing a blue dress?

>>49576581

It's fucking gold you mong.

>>49576590
It clearly is not.

Fuck you.

>>49572672
I'm 4 pages in, I have no idea where I'm going, and I'm beginning to think YA Weird Fantasy can't be done.

>>49573178
Honestly anything YA can be done as long as it resounds with a target audience.

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I already have Fernando Martinez (yeah, the one from GTA VC) as Malkavian radio host, a former Slave Owner Prince, a Catholic anti-drugs Tremere Regent and Setite + Sabbat cocaine dealers.

Crazy drug addled psychopathic possibly animalistic killer ala hotline miami?

Chicken Strips, it's a bar, stripper joint and deep fried wings all in one.

Vice Cops are mandatory, whether they're thralls or wahtever (I don't play VTM I don't know how the shit it works but you know what I mean.)

Yachts or a Yacht is also mandatory.

Cocaine and cocaine dealers, maybe people are getting hot dosed for some nefarious purpose.

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>>49576341
>Crazy drug addled psychopathic possibly animalistic killer ala hotline miami?

Sounds good.

>Chicken Strips, it's a bar, stripper joint and deep fried wings all in one.

Now to give it to some vampire.

>Vice Cops are mandatory, whether they're thralls or wahtever (I don't play VTM I don't know how the shit it works but you know what I mean.)

Sure thing. Also corruption here and there.

>Yachts or a Yacht is also mandatory

You mean assaults on Yachts, where the Prince has his meetings with the Primogen? Why, yes.

>Cocaine and cocaine dealers, maybe people are getting hot dosed for some nefarious purpose.

Some problems with their Domain. Sure.

Thanks for the ideas.

>>49576073
Cut the weapons off.
Buy a single model or a small few and recast.

>>49576098
>Cut the weapons off.
Impossible, since they have shields that are stuck to the entire arm and cutting off the swords leaves them powerlessly balling their fists at nothing.

>Buy a single model or a small few and recast.
where?

>>49576150
>cutting off the swords leaves them powerlessly balling their fists at nothing.
I don't think you're going to find 28mm skeletons with open phalanges

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Firestorm Over Kronus (Dark Crusade) or Firestorm Over Kaurava (Soulstorm)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neXHcn0lV9A

>>49576058
I assume these aren't compatible with the AI mod?

>>49576084
not sure

>>49575966
>general
Nope.
>Trump
Nope.
>Hitler
You hit the trifecta. Here's your prize: Nope.

This is why we can't have UA threads any more.

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>>49576306
>bumping the thread to tell someone you don't like what they're talking about

>>49576403
>saging the thread to tell OP you don't like how they talk about something you like
there, ftfy

Now continue your hallway rounds.

"Yes."

Just get aids already.
You are retarded even by /tg/ standard

>>49575302
You do what the guy who has a gun and will shoot you if you don't do what they say says. You then hope that someone else with a gun won't shoot you for doing what you did.

It generally depends on regiment, really. There are actually military forces now that have rules that say that if you find an order immoral to follow, then you can't be charged for not following that order.

>>49575007
Then again im not sure a human could reproduce with her.

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>>49575412
The genetics of kaladeshi elves are up in the air, but we have half-elves in MtG lore already.

>>49575007
>2/3 for 2
>in common
Damn, that's bretty gud draft fodder.