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>>49588654
THICK 10

That's your only stat.

>>49589042

Is there any other stat required?

>>49589068
>not thicc

Apparently you've a few too many in INT.

Motherfucking image flip

They might for a little bit, but I would still hold on to it. It will DEFINATELY hike up in price in a year or two.

Compare them to expeditions. The shitty lands than no one wanted went down, the rest have stayed pretty much put. I pulled an overgrown tomb about a week or two after release, and it's been ~$75 since the day i got it. I would expect that greaves will stay reasonablely similar, maybe go down a bit.

But if you wait 5 years it'll probably go up.

>>49588475

They have to be of human descent/origin but more importantly:

1. The mutation has to be stable so nothing like have random tentacles popping out everywhere

2. It can't have come from warp influence. Mutation can and is often a sign of corruption hence point 1 about it being stable otherwise it's not worth it to keep them around.

>>49588475
Something closer to 21st century phenotypes. About 6 foot on average, average build, and what have you. Colours and shapes are probably a little looser.

>>49588475
That was a big theme in the Horus Heresy books, a lot of worlds got purged due to unacceptable genetic drift.

>>49588386
Are you just racking up hats by posting on every board?

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>>49588386
Those who decide to think their way through their problems in a way others would consider cheating.

Similarly to how those who cracked stone with a hammer and spike thought jackhammers were cheating. Using intelligence and reason to solve problems rather than natural ability and "common sense", Historically those who understood chemistry and physics could easily pass themselves off as those who worked magic or alchemy. Even 80s pinball players who know the pinball machine well enough to consistently score high were labeled as wizards. Basically anyone who understands and exploits reality more than the vast majority of their peers is a wizard.

It's a title bestowed upon others by the ignorant.

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>>49588502
A more appropriate image

Disadvantage on everything, and they become an Oathbreaker if they're a paladin.

>>49587589

permanent, too

>>49587549
Kick the sick fuck.

What would chaotic unaligned even be? An escaped mental patient?

>>49587464
Tell me more

>>49587464
I play with a "That guy".

DM had to tell him beforehand that he couldn't be an evil alignment because this was going to be a good campaign. (We had new people, figured we'd make it easy and not all fucked for their first D&D experience)

>That Guy comes to the first meet with a LG Paladin.
>bullshit.jpeg

I knew there was gonnna be a hitch when he mentioned that, cause TG loves to derail every campaign in the most fuck you way possible. It was funny the first time, the other 12 times just pissed everyone off.

>LG Pally immediately reveals he is basically a fucking crusader.
>Attacks an NPC (the fucking shopkeeper before we could even buy anything) in our first fucking session.
>kristallnacht.jpg
>takes money from shopkeeper cause it was earned selling evil goods.

It gets worse.

Continue?

>>49587454
Just how much support does spooky skeleton king have now?

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>>49587507
Like 4 monsters, 5 if you count Skull Servant. Most Spells/Traps are generic, so the aren't really "support"

>>49587454

... Yugioh just needs to errata out the cards that care about graveyard order, and cards that are broken when missing the timing not being a thing.

Iron Age USSR with Dinosaur riders

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>>49587367
I actually almost did the same thing.

Gorgonopsid riding Scythians.

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These guys:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea_Peoples

With these guys as living battering rams:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cameroceras

anyone have some thoughts?

>>49587340

I was able to overcome my position through sheer force of will and determination, and have now established myself as a wealthy and very respectable man of proven ability.

The suffering I had endured in the past is just that, in the past. I will not stand by and let people suffer just because of past grudges. I'm over that, *above* that.

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>>49587340
Go kill the dragon, then take the princess for myself.

Be sure the king knows it.

>>49587186
Chaotic Neutral. The Ubermesch could not be constrained by any laws not his own.

For fun times have him fight to STAY neutral, as he tries to hold himself back from the "short sightedness/somesuch" of good, and tries to resist the temptations that evil offers him. He must have the will to power, but he cannot be pulled into thinking himself master or dominator.

>>49587186
Neutral Evil.
Laws can be used to aid you in reaching power.

>>49587256

Fair enough. I also really like this terminal from Marathon and the one before it: http://marathon.bungie.org/story/durandal.html#14

>Organic beings are constantly fighting for life. Every
breath, every motion brings you one instant closer to your death. With that kind of heritage and destiny, how can you deny yourself? How can you expect yourself to give up violence?

More specifically the view of life as a struggle with the driving force behind it being to overcome it. There's this idea of an eternal soldier fighting a constant war, striving to become an even greater warrior.

Power level too low to even consider, seven mana for something that can be swatted away with a lighting strike? pass

>>49587112
I genuinely like the Antarchanist pun.

>>49587112
A 0/0 golem, eh? Seems powerful enough for legacy fampai

depends on the setting

...as in what setting their creator left them on before leaving them alone. I think (at least in 3.5's monster manual) it's a matter of time before they go on a rampage and only their creator can calm them down though

>>49587095

No but they're worth XP so go ahead and kill them

>>49587118
IIRC only Clay Golems have a berserk chance.

Most others just continue performing their last order until something stops them.

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in our game the Gm decided to change how some Witches work, Generally of all magic users Necromancers and witches where hated the most.

For a necromancer to gain the powers he or she needed they needed to start getting freaky with Symbiotic Parasites. generally they would attach to the body and harden up like bone.

witches had the worst of the bunch, less symbiotic and more parasitic, these lifeforms feed on blood and body mass while producing toxins, the toxins however react with latent magic and amplify it by a bajillion.
The toxin also causes its victims to gradually become twisted, depraved and inexplicably irritable and at times lewd.
we didn't know about that last bit until the very end. when it was revealed that was his magical realm. but hey it was mine too so no biggie.

>>49586135
>Symbiotic Parasites
Anon, We need to talk about oxymorons..

>>49585987
All the time actually. This one trope I can't turn down it's the deal with the devil.

Even if it's not in the setting I'll Homebrew some sort of parasitic alien or daemonic entity or cursed weapon to tempt the player.

It's excuse to let the players power game and still fuck with them. It's a win-win.

>49586489
You know what it means. Yeah I know it's wrong but whatever.

>>49585879
In the DM's setting the kind of magic my wizard uses explicitly requires the use of magical tools, so he may be screwed out of that. On the other hand, things will probably get awkward with the wife if this doesn't get fixed, so he'll have to forge onward regardless and apply whatever cleverness he can.

>>49585990
Having a snake as a husband could have certain... advantages, no?

>>49585990
>>49586052
2 dongers
and a long tongue and tail
all joking aside how are you supposed to cast spells that require verbal components and gestures when you have no hands and your snek tongue cant speak.
Also couldn't a wish spell,decurse,true polymorph or reincarnation undue the spell?

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What's the best paladin weapon and why is it the hammer?

>not crushing the skulls of the wicked like the judge's gavel sentencing doom

>>49586223
Because evil must not be simply felled, it must be smashed and obliterated from the face of the earth.

For a slightly more symbolic reason, the only application of a sword is warfare, and axes look rather barbaric, while a hammer can symbolize the paladin's desire to bring order and prosperity, being a tool of masons.

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>>49586814
A buddy played a paladin that only used a shield because of this. Less captain america and more grappling shenanigans with shield bashes thrown in.
I could see using a staff or spear for similar reasons, or toss in more magic and weird and have a giant light up laser hand or the like.

Weirdest weapon for a paladin you've seen? I know someone has the bucket paladin screencap, I've lost mine