>interesting sci-fi guns, tools and gadgets
Im struggling to come up with some good stuff on this topic, so lets have a thread about it and the art associated.
>>49601098
posting best gunwaifu
>>49601127
Multipurpose guns are top-tier.
Anyone disappointed with how the whole GW VS PP rivalry turned out?
I can still remember they day warmachine came out and it was just caster with jacks, no infantry-machine shenanigans. Miniatures were always terrible, but 15 years ago, I foolishly thought that the quality would improve. GW and PP were initially not too far out in their miniature, then GW rocketed so far away from PP, while PP has made virtually no improvement over 15 years.
Fluff has never improved beyond the personaly stories of the 2 biggest mary sues, stryker and hayley.
PP was supposed to be the one to steal GW's crown. Even despite WHFB 8th, AoS, 7 and 8e eldar, multiple price raises, and other shitty GW policies, PP never broke through
Now it seem that x-wing has come out of the blue and might be the one to steal the throne. Very fun, very easy to learn.
Then MK3 came out...
Why in your opinion, has PP fallen?
Warmachine has sucked since Remix. This is old news.
>>49601049
What's wrong with remix?
Wasn't that just 1.5e, where they did a massive errata and streamlined stuff, like giving fire to the repenter's flamethrower, etc?
>>49601041
>PP was supposed to be the one to steal GW's crown.
And they did it in terms of rules (most of ex-GW players comes to WH because of rules).
>Now it seem that x-wing has come out of the blue and might be the one to steal the throne.
Already happened.
>Discussing WH40K
>"The tyranids are basically the archetypal bug aliens."
>"To be fair, the tyranids are the reason that cliche exists."
>Starship Troopers: 1959
>Alien: 1979
>Codex: Tyranids: 1993
>>49600998
AKSHUALLLLLY
Who cares ya nerd
>>49601012
It's not that he got it wrong that I have a problem with, it's the general idea of "everything is stolen from 40K" when most of 40K's ideas are from other, older material.
>>49601061
There is nothing new under the sun, and honestly, 40k did most of the tropes that WERE stolen from it better. I'm sorry that that triggers you. And if you disagree you're a dingus.
Alternate History/Retro-Futurism World War II to Cold War:
Give me all your Nazi wunderweapons, Soviet super-sciences, pre-war American Fallout tech. Characters, weapons, vehicles, artwork, anything goes.
>>49600312
>>49600337
Does /tg/ like 100% Orange Juice? Even though it's vidya it's pretty much recreatable on tabletop exactly.
I think it's a remarkably well-designed game for what it tries to be. The whole mechanic of setting goals and trying to achieve them is a lot more interesting than a lot of other mass-market style board games.
>/tg/
>liking things
>>49600112
We aren't THAT bad. We're not /v/.
Let me just begin by saying that this was my first time ever DMing a series of sessions. The sessions I headed were branched off from our main campaign, where 4 characters from the party ventured off to get supplies from a village and were sealed inside because of a plague that popped up overnight.
The first two sessions were great–no one suspected what I was doing, the players were making mediocre rolls. Basically, most everything was going to plan.
We were relaying what had happened in the first two sessions to another player when he said, “I want to join the next session!”
This player is the DM of our main campaign. This should have been a red flag to me. But no. I had to be Mrs. Nice Guy and say, yeah, I could incorporate his character into the next session. It would be great fun, I thought to myself.
We will refer to this person as Diablo, one reason because that is what we call him, and the second reason because after this experience i truly saw Lucifer in his eyes.
I successfully get his character into the quarantined village, he reunites with his party members, and together they all find out that the village had been cursed by a devil worshiper and they had to find out who the person was.
This is when I realized I had made a mistake.
>>49599413
They had stumbled upon an enchanted box, protected by a ghost-like creature, and Diablo kept rolling natural 20 after natural 20, doing things like casting certain spells on the ghost that would give them a disadvantage. The ghost was dead before the first turn even ended
Even then, I thought, “Okay, whatever, this is just a bump in the road.”
Clearly I was wrong.
As if Diablo’s presence had made Jesus Christ himself cry on the dice, everyone began to make great rolls. The person who had the worst rolls in the sessions was now rolling 15s and 19s. These god-forsaken players used this stroke of luck to take a letter with some words smudged out and pester me to let them rub it with charcoal or some shit to see what it said.
I adamantly refused. I put my foot down. I said, “Hell no, we can beat around the bush til the cows come home, I’m not allowing it.”
You all have to understand, it was 5 peoples against one, and eventually I just said, fuck it, do it. I prayed that they would get a shitty roll. I prayed to every deity there was.
My hopes, however, were squandered when DIABLO STEPPED UP TO TAKE THE ROLL. And what do you think this asshole rolled? That’s right, tater tots, A NATURAL 20.
I'll be nice and bump, but you best ask a question at the end so we can keep the thread rolling.
>>49599416
Time s”emed to stop. I flipped off the players as I read what the letter said. They immediately figured out who the villain was and went to confront her.
And this tittylicker Diablo, upon the villain revealing herself, was like “I CAST ELDRITCH BLAST ON HER LEGS SO SHE CAN’T RUN AWAY.”
This time I really did put my foot down.
“HELL NO. SHE TELEPORTS AWAY BEFORE YOU CAN DO THAT.”
Diablo, at this point, for the rest of the session and onwards, rolled anything above a 15. You can probably see where this is going.
So the party makes their way down through a secret passage and they have the final confrontation with our villain, who is trying to channel the devil she worships.
Before the battle even fucking starts, Diablo says, “I cast hex on her.”
For those who are unaware, “hex” is a move that, if successful, gives its victim a disadvantage on wisdom saving throws.
I should have said, “diablo, wait for the battle to start.” I should have told him no. I should have done something. But I was desperate to just get this show on the road. So I let him do it.
He rolls. I am at the edge of my seat. For a moment, Diablo puts his face in his hands and heaves a sigh. My heart leaps in my chest. Such a face could only mean a shitty roll, I thought.
Diablo then turned, looked me dead in the eyes, and said, “You’re going to hate me for this.”
Natural. Twenty.
He saw the sorrow in my eyes. I accused him of flipping the die. He proceeded to take a picture of his screen and send it in our Skype group chat.
Sure enough, it was a natural 20.
Lets say the Tau find Harvest instead of the Covenant?
How does first contact go down, how will each side react, and could they co-exist?
Assume that the UNSC is the first human contact.(ie this is the Tau pre Imperium contactand the Tau are in the Halo universe).
Would the UNSC be open to the ideas of the Greater Good? How about the Innies?
>>49599400
Tau and the UNSC aren't too far off. Odds are things would go ok until the Tau started trying to strip away our culture, in which case we'd blow them away with Spartan power.
>>49599670
The UNSC isn't monoculture. And neither are the Tau. The Tau worlds and septs have their own cultures.
>when you bullshit your way through an entire session, haven't done any preparations and the players think you thoroughly planned the entire thing and start to wonder what alternative paths they had
>player asks "hey anon, could we have done THIS or THAT?" and you answer "yeah sure, you could have"
>they think that you have spreadsheets and notes full of paths, locations, NPCs and items
>what you have is a blank piece of paper on which you sometimes pretend to scribble down some notes
>it's just random circles squiggly lines
>>49598965
Your players know you bullshitted everything.
They can tell you didn't plan.
>>49598965
You can get away with that in bullshit games like DnD where the setting has no depth and the interest of the shit-tier players is focussed 95% on combat encounters.
Won't work for good games with complex settings and/or rulesets.
>when you bullshit your way through an entire session
Not sure if I would feel any joy from this. I mean, it's basically what I already do 5 days a week for the living. My games of pretend should be escape from that...
Recently I've been talking to a lot of sculptors and other people that have worked in the industry that have tried to work for GW, all of which have tins of experience and great work but never got hired.
Does GW not hire anyone outside of the EU or UK anymore?
They obviously need talented staff and there's plenty of talent out there, but they won't get hired.
Why is it so hard for talented, qualified people to get hired by GW?
>>49598691
I forgot to add, I think there is an issue with the jobs page.
If you apply for a position once, you can't apply for that position ever again. So, for instance, if you apply for the trainee miniature designer position and don't get hired, but months later your skills improve and they list the position again, you can't apply for it.
People improve, so why don't they let people reapply later on?
>>49598716
How many months?
Less than 12 tends more toward pestering.
>>49598776
It varied, but a few guys I talked to applied back in 2016 for a position, they posted the position again last month but it wouldn't let them reapply, stating they had already applied for that position.
That just seems weird to me.
I'm considering applying, but it feels like they don't hire anyone from the USA anymore, or at least to work at the HQ in the UK.
Is there such a thing as a system where violence isn't the main method of solving conflicts? A lot of systems feel like they're incredibly violence-centric with everything else being secondary at best and irrelevant at worst.
Ryuutama?
Fate, though it can go either way
Many systems let you get by with just charming and mindbreaking people if you're playing the right character (Psion in D&D, Ventrue in WoD: Vampire, etc.).
But there's also Ruyat, Ryuta... whatever, the Japanese thing made in the spirit of Ghibli storytelling.
Is the MTG market nearing a major crash?
>>49598347
It has already crashed. Legacy is only for people stupid enough to pay thousands for nothing and vintage is impossible for normal people.
No, though the increased rate that they are churning out product may become a contributor when it does.
>>49598347
Reserved list is solid as a rock. All other cards will eventually tank a la Yugioh.
If a human as sex with a sentient undead like a vampire or even ghost, does this still count as necrophilia? Is it still considered "wrong?"
Who the fuck cares?
>>49597949
>Is it necrophilia
no
>Is it still wrong
Yes
>Do you deserve to have smite cast on you and then cleaved?
Also yes
>>49597979
>hurr durr paladin smite xDDDD
http://markrosewater.tumblr.com/post/150470858333/youve-said-before-that-onethe-reason-kaladesh
>>49596272
in other words MaRo once again proves hes a hack by slapdashing his super special ability that sucks shit over something people have been asking for.
typical MaRo, god damn asshole.
>>49596341
>getting this butthurt over a literal joke
>>49596272
It's never going to happen.
What are some good one shot systems? One of my players is missing for the second session in a row, and I don't want to do anything important without him.
>inb4 Everyone is John and Actual Cannibal Shia Labeouf
We already have played both of those, looking for something new
Maid RPG
freeformERP
Final Stand. It's a really great beer and pretzels martial arts RPG, take a look.
I haven't played it so I'm not sure, but have you considered Paranoia?
I think there's even premade character sheets in one of the rulebooks
>And this is my Cleric!
Who let you into my house?
>>49596040
David
And this is my bard.