One of my players tried killing a guard, what's a fitting punishment?
Jail time.
Stripped naked and put in stocks in the middle of town.
>>49643715
>Death
>Improsonment
>Heavy (like a FUUUCK ton) fines
>banishment from city
>branding
>but most likely death or imprisonment
I'm sick of D&D. I hate AC, I hate Challenge Rating, and most of all, I fucking hate levels and having to give out "XP" for battles. Unfortunately, my players are illiterate cro-magnons, so they refuse to learn a new system.
Fortunately, I think I've come up with a reasonable work around. Every week, my plan is to introduce a new houserule that we'll be "trying out".
>Week 1: Roll under mechanic. Now, you roll under your ability score instead of using a modifier
>Week 2: get rid of AC, each type of armor reduces damage done based off of type of damage dealt. Also, you get a chance to dodge or parry each attack. Start using 2d10 instead of 1d20 for ability checks.
>Week 3: Give players the option to buy any feat from any class at any level for a certain number of experience points.
>Week 4: Change Consolidate Wisdom and Intelligence, and get rid of the Charisma stat. If the character has higher than average CHA, charge extra XP (now simply called 'character points') for a feat, or give extra XP for low CHA
>Week 5: Give out points for roleplayed personality traits. If a character has a positive trait that makes them stronger, they can take a feat for it. If they have a trait that makes them weaker, give points for it.
>Week 6: change all dice to d6. Convert damage to d6, and make ability checks with 3d6 instead of 2d10.
>Week 7: teleport characters to Russia in 1917, where they fight shapeshifting beavers with FTL technology
How long do you think it will be before they realize we're just playing GURPS?
>>49636757
I'd start calling shenanigans around week 2 or 4, I think.
Week 1 looks cosmetic (unless of course you fuck up implementation) and week 3 is a great idea.
>>49636757
>not being able to come to a consensus by communicating with your group like civil adults
>>49636757
They'll never realize you're playing Gurps, because nobody plays Gurps. Nobody plays Gurps because Gurps is an unholy mess.
Also, anyone in your group who can math-hammer is going to catch on that you're up to something on week 2 with the adjustment to AC. I think it's worth pointing out that you're adding an extra roll to the process (if it's free, nobody's ever not going to try to dodge or parry) without removing a roll in compensation, which will slow down the game to a nonzero degree. On week 1, they might just think you're trying for the simplicity of AD&D skill checks.
Abbadon can't do shit Edition
>October's White Dwarf
Scans
https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B6o7be8UuQA_eDUzbWVrQW9EbHM
>Rules Databases
https://mega.nz/#F!Wl5DAbCb!TYxZG4CgX_x-NJu7JBwbZQ!2tgBUTYI
>FAQ’s and Errata (outdated but official)
https://www.games-workshop.com/en-GB/Rules-Errata
>40k 7th edition quick reference sheet(s).
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/4104995/Games/7edRef.pdf
>Forgeworld Book index
http://www.dakkadakka.com/wiki/en/Forge_World_and_Apocalypse_Rules_Index
>The Black Library
https://mega.nz/#F!wx4BiKhD!YhnAf1BqSmAB8dO6xDM56Q!c4pGAJDb
I was playing Necrons and was kinda curious why 40k have so many useless rules and stats like LD.
Then i started IG.
Pic related is fucking awesome codex, when every point of leadership is important, army building is almost autistically complicated and i love it comparing to borecron 7ed necron codex.
Now i wonder how they will butcher this codex in next edition, i assume:
> no platoons, cause they are too complicated to understand by kids
> no "no slot" units like priests, cause kids cannot understand they are not obligatory HQ etc.
> "decurion" and boring formation instead of customizable army
> formation bonuses instead of orders
Just see Cadian supplement, i hate this shit.
How much time do you think we have to enjoy this codex untill they will butcher it into shit? Anyleaksabout Guard? Just started it but i think just before disaster...
>>49637685
>every point of leadership is important
Just throw a priest in to every squad and never have to worry about it again.
>>49636264
Napoleonic Fantasy Part 2: Don't Feed the Troll Edition
Didn't know there were so many black guys in the Napoleonic wars
>>49634379
Soldiers who have tanned faces covered in smoke and dirt, anon
>>49634387
Stop white washing history /pol/tard
What kind of weapons would a paladin use for modern combat/warfare?
>>49632371
Guns.
>>49632371
Whatever the modern day equivalent of Paladins (the US military) uses.
>>49632371
Are we talking "paladin" or "crusader"?
I'd see a paladin going for a more civil protection role, like the guy with the riot shield in SWAT raids.
>go up to give presentation on the history of conjurations in front of entire veilwind college
>see qt 3.14 witch i like in the crowd
>magic ring falls out of my bag of holding
>worriedorc.jpg
>"a-as a school of magic, conjuration has long been a-"
>another ring falls out of bag, followed by an unforunately phallic fireball wand
>laughed off stage
>screaminggnome.webm
well, /wiz/, i'm pretty much done, already submitted the resignation papers for the school, probably just gonna summon succubi in mother's basement for the rest of my life
so, how's life?
>>49632210
Dude, all you need is to be yourself! You just have to find some confidence and the rest will be easy.
Also maybe look for some dried frog pills.
chicks dig evokers, you should went blast wizard
>>49632210
Man it feels good to be a sorcerer. That's what you get for being a shitty wizard.
They are forcing this Nissa and Chandra romance shit way too hard.
I don't know if you understand what 'forcing' or 'romance' means
In the last lore story it talked about them being "friends."
>Chandra smiled and shook her head. "You're a good friend, Nissa."
>It doesn't make any sense, Nissa thought. We're Planeswalkers. We're part of the Gatewatch. We promised to help protect the Multiverse—there's so much good we can do for so many people.
>But I just want to stay here.
>She sat down beside Chandra and Mrs. Pashiri.
>With my...my friend.
Because the best ship is friendship, of course!
Does anyone actually care about current MtG """lore"""
Just a bunch of the blandest mary sue not-capeshit protagonists prancing around 2 dimensional worlds with SJW crap shoehorned in.
Is lovecraftian mythos the most over-rated, overused and terribly boring fantasy setting yet?
What do you think Lovecraftian means other than 'alien squid monsters'?
I'd rather talk about that dog
>>49630979
He's bloated with something, possibly eldritch power.
How would you portray angels or celestial beings in general as evil or morally ambiguous?
>>49630702
Callous disregard for mortal lives.
Shin Megami Tensei style
>>49630702
Make them anything that isn't an "angel".
It's just dumb humans mistaking aliens, wizards or science for their own divine thing.
>Kramer gets back from Werewolf Forest with strange bruises and bite marks and refuses to say what happened
>Meanwhile, George dates himself
>>49628514
OP dates himself exclusively
>>49628514
why did you make this thread
>>49628514
>taking the kavorka drawback
God-Emperor Provides edition
For all your questions on Dark Heresy (1st and 2nd Editions), Rogue Trader, Deathwatch, Black Crusade, and Only War.
Not the wargame. Not Chapter Master. Or Space Hulk.
Not sure between starting Dark Heresy 1e and 2e? Pick 2e.
Book Repositories (If you're planning to download any Rogue Trader materials, read the .txt file in the RT directory)
https://mega.nz/#F!Pl0UgbJa!vDtTXMKnvZ26fUbuw4X9tg
There is a new Homebrew Megafolder option in above MEGA directory containing several things formerly listed individually on this post.
40K RPG tools, a site that contains stats or references for almost all weapons, armor and NPCs/adversaries. Not updated past DH2 core.
http://www.40krpgtools.com/
40k RPG Combined Armory (v6.45.160417), containing every piece of gear in all five lines. Now containing some of the DH2 content up to the first supplement.
http://www.mediafire.com/folder/i3akv9qx9q05z
Mars Needs Women! Rampage of the Nerds! (V1.1.9) (Mechanicus for Only War)
http://www.mediafire.com/download/dmylf4f40eslea9
Fear and Loathing in the Eastern Fringe (V1.6.4) (Playable Xenos for Rogue Trader)
http://www.mediafire.com/download/fjhddohpscx1d7x
The Fringe is Yours! Relax! Have Fun With It! (V1.7.15) (More Xenos, Knights, and Horus Heresy gear for Rogue Trader)
http://www.mediafire.com/download/5lqt5r2wel6w25q
>dead thread
>>49583589
What shit have you pulled that suckered your GM and btfo'd whatever plans he had for the game that day?
Asking again but does anyone have the premade characters for Black Crusade?
>>49615748
>Show up for 2nd session ever of OW
>All excited to be an artillery spotter sarge and do forward observing operations innawoods
>"Good news guardsmen! You've been given a special assignment to help with peacekeeping efforts in the local hive!"
>"Sir this is an artillery unit, what am I going to keep the peace with, teargas bombardments?"
>"Not exactly..."
>MFW half the ammunition given to us is napalm rounds
>And we've been stationed to the lower hive where apparently there's enough overhead room to fire mortar bombardments
Whelp, this can only end well
>What shit have you pulled that suckered your GM and btfo'd whatever plans he had for the game that day?
I'm the GM, but one of my players was to face to face with a renegade psyker in a small room, and pulled out a krak grenade and blew himself and the psyker into a million pieces. He was the Sergeant and had all the navigation equipment, so now the rest of the squad is stuck in the middle of the city with no map. Good times.
>Google Drive
https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B20r6rsFLOg_Zk5RdVdya3hJNnc&usp=sharing
>Jumpchain IRC Chat
http://client00.chat.mibbit.com/?server=rizon.mibbit.org&channel=%23JumpchainCYOA
https://kiwiirc.com/client/irc.rizon.net/?#JumpchainCYOA
>Rules
http://pastebin.com/Gqj3iKyn
>How to Jumpchain
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1qb0_OLhDrDNjZmRG02SDFaRVk/view
>Last Thread
>>49633463
>>49645448
When you make it.
>>49645448
>inb4 rule 1
>>49645448I wanted to put a relevant Gurren Lagann quote here but I can't think of any.
As promised, the new endgame scenarios for Gurren Lagann. Instead of being forced to save Simon and Nia, you now have the option to either conquer the earth for the Anti-Spirals, surviving the events of part 2 on hard mode, or create peace between the Spirals and Anti-Spirals.
Please tell me if any of this is too long or difficult to read that way I can fix it before updating the PDF.
Shitty disappearing act edition
>Rules databases
https://mega.nz/#F!BxI1HSgI!0tKymKh9RZTzGpgIA5EyCg
>FAQ’s and Errata (outdated but official)
https://www.games-workshop.com/en-GB/Rules-Errata
>40k 7th edition quick reference sheet(s).
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/4104995/Games/7edRef.pdf
>Forgeworld Book index
http://www.dakkadakka.com/wiki/en/Forge_World_and_Apocalypse_Rules_Index
> The Black Library
https://mega.nz/#F!wx4BiKhD!YhnAf1BqSmAB8dO6xDM56Q!c4pGAJDb
Smashfucker hate revisited sub-edition
1st for pain and suffering
this one's for you, Ork/SoB players
Fishin for replies on my GSC list.
Gonna have to proxy a fair few of these cult icons but fuck it whatever.
>>49644660
>Every time someone says 'Orks are'
D&D 5th Edition General Discussion
>Official /5eg/ Mega Trove v3:
https://mega.nz/#F!BUdBDABK!K8WbWPKh6Qi1vZSm4OI2PQ
>Community DMs Guild trove
>Submit to [email protected], cleaning available!
https://mega.nz/#F!UA1BhCBS!Oul1nsYh15qJvCWOD2Wo9w
>Pastebin with resources and so on:
http://pastebin.com/X1TFNxck
>/5eg/ Discord server
https://discord.gg/0rRMo7j6WJoQmZ1b
>/tg/ character sheets
https://mega.nz/#F!x0UkRDQK!l-iAUnE46Aabih71s-10DQ
Previous session >>49624319
Tell us about "That" guy/girl/DM and your group handled them.
>>49639781
>mfw he left because of a schedule conflict
We had a player who constantly engaged in social party-PvP so we eventually killed his character and he left the group.
>>49639821
As a DM, fuck that guy. I spend weeks trying to find a schedule that fits everybody, and after committing, this fucker suddenly can't make it?
Is he our guy, /tg/?
>>49628385
I like him, despite the autism his channel (and friends) evoke.
>>49628385
Pretty much. I mean, if not then who's guy is he?
I'd say he's our guy. He's the only person who is really eligible for the title, so I don't see why not.