From the first thread: >>49815449
>Imperial Guard
>gangers
>Elite tithe
>Imperial World: Devout citizens, loyal to the Imperium and raised by the Creed.
>Desert terrain
>Mechanized Infantry
>Shock & Awe
>Undisciplined
>Exotic Mounts
>For The Homeworld: This regiment's mission is to demonstrate the skill and steel of the homeworld to the rest of the Imperium.
>Regiment friends: A PDF force
>Regiment enemies: Eldar
We seem to have gone for a mix of mexican western and italian mafia for the theme of both the planet and the regiment, with a little bit of borderlands-ish bounty hunter feel thrown in.
This is what we need to expand upon a on this thread:
>Who rules the planet
>When was it founded/colonized
>Why are gangers the main candidate to the guard tithe?
>Does the planet export something else
>And just general fluff; like cities, people, location on the planet, etc.
>>49840717
>>Exotic Mounts
>Shock & Awe
>Mechanized Infantry
>Elite tithe
So, I'm picturing a stripped down cyclops eye/spotlight sentinel/ironstrider taun-taun looking thing for scouts and rough riders.
Maybe tunneling mole troop carriers so they burst from the ground.
If that's the case have some admech strength on world, maybe a lower forge. Could be a governing council with admech and imperial representation.
Gangers could be used because they're decent fighters while also handy and technical due to their need to use machines to race around the desert.
Planet could always export spices, take a whole Dune aspect and have Eldar exodite "Fremen" running around the deep desert.
>>49840774
>So, I'm picturing a stripped down cyclops eye/spotlight sentinel/ironstrider taun-taun looking thing for scouts and rough riders.
That sounds kinda neat to be honest.
How about we have the leadership of this planet to acually be democratic? That they vote for the govenor each 10 (+) years?
>Anon you play DnD, run a game for us
>Anon why does this take five hours a day?
>Anon I just want to kill people
>Anon why are you arresting our characters
>FUCK YOU ANON YOU PIECE OF SHIT
>Trying to do anything cool with Normies
>Ever
In all honesty though, you should probably have explained to them that the GM's role is to provide an antagonist and arbitrate your battles against them; not shower you with candyboys and free bellyrubs.
Really m8s the job of the gm is to enable the players to have fun, or some sort of enjoyment/satisfaction/catharsis/positive emotion at the end of the day.
If what you do doesn't work, (meaning, it doesn't enable fun,) then you've got to do something different.
>>49837977
>>Anon why does this take five hours a day?
Wait what. I've only played PnP games a little but, most sessions only last 2 to 3 hours. I would love to go longer.
>>Anon I just want to kill people
Dungeon crawls can be okay but...
>>Anon why are you arresting our characters
Do they go around murdering innocents? Actually wait why do people decide "LOL I ATTACK THE SHOP KEEPER" or "HURR I STAB THAT PEASANT!!!"
"HAHA TAKE THIS KNIFE TO THE EYE, FARMER!!!"
Is there a such thing as a mathematically perfect 60 card MTG deck? As in, a deck that will never ever flood and never ever screw, and always gives you an opening hand of 2-3 land and 4-5 spells?
>>49835828
why not? There has to be some kind of deck configuration that guarantees good draws
60 Chancellor of the Dross
>>49835966
That's not how probability works at all.
Thread for all things capeshit and /tg/-related. I'll kick off with some art; hoping for discussion as well.
Anyone besides me planning out a supers game?
>>49834962
>>49834978
For that matter, anyone planning or playing in a super*villain* game?
I stopped playing superhero games a long time ago when I realized they were just an excuse for players to drag in shitty self-inserts and power-wank to all high heaven. There has not been a good superhero movie made in the past 30 years. And all the ones before that were shit, too. Superheroism is what ruined D&D and made it a pleb-tier game. Superheroism is a genre of plot holes, plot-armor, stupid costumes and unrealistic characters, both obviously in form but also in their personality and motivations. The black-and-white bullshit morality is only really good for children, whether physical or mental, and honestly I can't see anyone getting into superhero RPGs who also considers themselves a functioning adult. The stories are for kids, and even by that metric, most of them are dreck that is not worth even a passing glance.
EDH/Commander General
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>Another resource for commander discussion; they have an entire forum dedicated to discussing decks. People often make primers, which go into detail about how they built and play their deck.
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Previous Thread >>49950929
Well, I know which one I'm buying
Also
>Black
>Guay's Swamp will be in it
Thread too early
>>49952950
So wait, let me see if I have this right, when Hydra Omnivore attacks if you have Saskia's effect targeting a player once it's combat damage trigger has resolved it deals combat damage to the targeted player....which them means it deals combat damage to everyone else.
Would Saskia's passive ability trigger again once it had hit the player selected with her once?
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>Official Site: Contains deck building rules and the current ban list.
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>Deck List Site: You can search for decks that other people have made. Authors often have comments that explain their deck’s strategy and card choices.
http://www.tappedout.net
>Another resource for commander discussion; they have an entire forum dedicated to discussing decks. People often make primers, which go into detail about how they built and play their deck.
http://www.mtgsalvation.com/forums/the-game/commander-edh
>Statistically see what everyone else puts in their commander decks based on what is posted to the internet.
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>Find out what lands you can add to your deck, sorted by category, based on a chosen Commander’s color identity.
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>CARD SEARCHING
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>Unofficial, but has GOAT search interface.
http://www.magiccards.info
Previous thread >>49948825
>>49950929
Card in the image translation:
《Crystalline Crawler》 (4)
Converge; Crystalline Crawler enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it for each color of mana spent to cast it.
Remove a +1/+1 counter from Crystalline Crawler:Add one mana of any color to your mana pool.
(T):Put a +1/+1 counter on Crystalline Crawler
>>49950946
>Zedruu reprint
Source?
The bump limit is 315. Really, you don't need to make a new thread until 350-400 posts.
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>>49937000
Thread Question:
What monsters are you most excited to see in November's Volo's Guide to Monsters?
>>49949883
I want to know what the Hell a flail snail is.
>>49949920
It's a large snail, that flails. What is there to discuss?
>>49949883
>What monsters are you most excited to see in November's Volo's Guide to Monsters?
That feel when most of what I've been fighting in my current game has been almost exclusively humans/PHB races.
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first for faggot whining house rules
Second for this is now an Eversor Free Zone. I don't want to see any unconditional massacres, you hear?
>>49949811
Of course, that would be IWRYYYYYYYsponsible.
But Culexus mind fuck shenanigans are alright though, yes?
Terra is obliterated, the Emperor vaporized, and nothing happens. What now?
How about this? The Emperor vaporizes, Chaos calms. The Imperium fractures in the ensuing peace. The Eldar reconstitute. The Tyranids and Necrons decimate each other. Grot rebellions overwhelm Orks. The Squats emerge from their siege vaults. The Tau unites the galaxy in a loose confederation. The Interex and Disporex rise in the power vacuum. Small scale warp flight and cheap Tau AI allow for a new era of exploration and enlightenment. A wave of education and secularism sweeps humanity. Mars warps out of the Terran solar system and begins a great technological revival. The destroyed Astronomicon makes humanity less dependent on central navigation and a new generation of mutants sail the void as the warp weather is mapped through a network of AI linked beacons. It is discovered that the Emperor and his Marines fed the blood god Khorne, perpetuating the cycles of violence consuming the galaxy. A week succession of sudo-emperors and Chapter masters try to claim the throne of the Emperor. Independent Commissars and Admirals become the true protectors of humanity and the Galaxy becomes a smattering of semi-feudal states ruled by Knights operating various Titan fiefdoms. Unity dissolves but population rises and production explodes. Humans are educated rather than enslaved and thus become less victimized by cults and corruption. The Galaxy remains a place of war but humanity becomes more capable of meeting these challenges. It is also wise enough to combat these threats on a scale that does not become apocalyptic slaughter. The great battles of the Galaxy are collections of raids, ambushes, and skirmishes. Epic cataclysm is reserved for orbital bombardment and fleet engagements. The Necrons and Tyranids are still unstoppable but their priority is consumption and not war. Though planets are abandoned they are always fusion mined. The resulting scorched planet policy has slowed the advance of both adversaries.
. And new Sailing techniques of the Desporex and Eldar allow raiders to sabotage the hive fleet in the Warp. Space Marines become a relic. They occupy monasteries and grovel to whatever Admiral or Rouge trader that desires their services as boarding troops. In the end many Chapters are purged by the revised Inqusition. The ethos of gene-superiority and manipulation becomes a marginal cult in the expanding diversity of humanity. The Inquisition itself becomes an arbiter of humanities utilization of the Web Way. And in many instances recasts itself as humanities secret diplomatic arm. The Dark Eldar continue to exist as the nightmares that they are but the dark city acquires a more cosmopolitan character as Harlequins, Water Caste, Wyrds, Anarchists, Rouge Traders and Void Pirates also take up residents. The Trifecta dynasty of the three Magus has emerged with other Gene-cults beginning to rebel against the hive. Not all Genestealer cults are subject to the same blind loyalty in this age of information. Some are known to mask their psychic beacons and launch insurgencies well before the hive fleets approach. These cult worlds can even evolve new Tyrinid hives which fight against the inter-galactic swarm.
The galaxy has emerged from Dark Age. But there are still countless worlds which look as they have for 10,000 years. It is an age of uncertainty and hope. Where empires rise and fall in an ever shifting sea of star faring peoples. The history of all these beings is ancient and obscure but the future comes every day for those who touch the void.
>>49945754
>Terra is obliterated, the Emperor vaporized, and nothing happens
>What now?
>nothing happens
I think you answered your own question.
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Wake us up from this nightmare Sub-Edition
Can we skip Inferno indefinitely and focus on the more important legions who haven't gotten their full releases? Old thread >>49935180 You corgis and dust bunnies better be able to take a joke.
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word bearers a shit
>>49944740
Amen, Brother. Good night, /hhg/. May your legionaries bring pride to their legions. Even godless Word Bearers.
instead of reposting my spammed 2500 world eaters list, are there any world eaters players on here that wouldn't mind posting theirs? I wanna see what somebody else's looks like because all I see on B&C are berserker assault ones.
>Ah me?
>I for one do not enjoy the Peter Jackson movies at all you dirty plebeians
>You see, they aren't true enough to Tolkeins works for my taste
>Of course you'd know that if you ACTUALLY read the books *scoffs*
>>49944245
I mean I like both each as their own thing.
Y'know whatever skub arises in this thread down the line.
At least we can all admit that soundtrack was fuckin' dope.
>>49944284
Excellent driving music
>>49944284
Soundtrack for the ages right there.
!notModern edition
Post (shit)brews and r8 each other
maybe the modernfags were right about DEDFORMATLOL
meme format
>>49945142
meme reply
Tell me /tg/; How the fuck did anyone think Oldcrons are scary when they all looked like pic related?
I mean, look at this guy. He is almost point for point a spoopy skeleton.
>>49942680
Gee I dunno, the fact that spoopy skellington literally comes back from the dead often no matter what kindof damages you do to him and that his gun shreds any form of armour layer by layer and melts flesh with one blast.
You're legit facing Jason Voorhees in T-1000 form with a lasergun.
>>49942737
>responding to b8 in earnest
goddamn it
>>49942749
To be fair all that doesn't negate the fact they DO look pretty silly. Besides, this is /tg/, in ten posts we might be having a heated debate about the socio-political applications of a toaster that reassembles broken furniture.
It looks cool.
>>49931915
NOT ENUFF DAKKA
Just for HH, just for us, faggot WAAC tourneyfag 40kids GET OUT REEEEEEE
>>49931915
I dont understand. It looks like it has heard if aerodynamics once.
Where are the skulls? The pointless Gothic architecture?
Are you sure that isn't a Tau vehicle?
Let's have a thread for pictures and ideas relating to a future out in space that isn't violent or scary, but calm and cozy instead.
>The hum and thrum of the engines lulling weary spacers after a hard cycle's work.
>The discovery of a new species of alien critter that makes for docile and loving pets.
>The harmless pranks and gently teasing between older crewmates and younger ones.
>Savoring that new ship smell after finally saving up enough credits to buy it.
>Returning to that perfect little bar at the end of the universe where everyone knows your name.
>>49924561
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRk-DQUUlz8
Tribbles
WESLEY
Serenity
Hitchhiker
>>49924561
>>49924913