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>>50065638
>>50065639
>>50065644
Gonna start this again.
>How to play:
>Post some character art.
>Then replies try to make a backstory for the character.
>>50065119
Takeo Saitou must battle his inner demons made manifest in reality by defeating them in battle with his family's aincent sword
>>50065436
Forgot to include a pic of another character
What is the longest amount of time you've spent playing in or running a game that you didn't enjoy?
What made the game unenjoyable?
Why did you stay for so long?
>>50064720
0 hours because I leave if I don't enjoy a game.
>>50064720
>One session
>Turned out to just be a fucking dungeon crawl
>It's rude to just walk out/had to give it a chance to improve
>What is the longest amount of time you've spent playing in or running a game that you didn't enjoy?
Five sessions.
>What made the game unenjoyable?
I'll spare the details, but the other players were obnoxious and dumb as fuck and constantly did obnoxious and dumb as fuck things.
>Why did you stay for so long?
DM was a cool guy and I knew the players were going to get themselves killed in some hilariously stupid way and I wanted to be there to see it.We were fighting some orcs on the side of a snowy mountain, when the party alchemist decided to throw a bomb.
So, /tg/ I'm fishing around for ideas and advice, if anyone is willing to help.
I want to run a Conan The Barbarian style game.
Think both the Arnold Schwarzenegger movie, and the comics upon which it was based.
I'd also like to get around to reading the original books eventually, preferably soon.
Problem is, I've never really DM'd before. Shit, I've not even been that great a player,
due to a combination of shitty groups, and the fact that I'm an introvert.
Every time I watch this fucking movie though, I get a fuck ton of ideas that I'd love to run.
What I'm looking for is rule systems that could faithfully simulate the experience.
I want players to feel powerful and skilled, with a focus on martial combat over magic.
I initially considered 1st or 2nd Edition D&D, but the old systems are clunky and filled
to the brim with both good things, and "Gygaxian Bullshit", as I've heard it called,
whereas newer systems don't seem to capture the right feel (Just the term dungeoneering seems wrong)
I'm also aiming for a more historical feel. Armor has a focus on practicality, balancing
defense and wearability. Full plate would be pretty much unheard of, probably the
most advanced in armor tech being akin to Roman era equipment. Players should
expect to be sticking to various leather armors, ring mail, stuff like that.
Any thoughts for systems that could recreate this sort of thing?
bump
Also looking for advice for a first time DM, and maybe anyone who's tried this sort of thing in particular
>>50063885
Barbarians of Lemura
>>50063885
Op, Barbarians of Lemuria is what you need. I prefer mythic edition and to give the game longevity i use 2d8 instead of 2d6. However its a fucking awesome game.
>tfw Imperial Knight armies will never be accepted
I just like the idea of 2-3 Giant Robots just stomping around everywhere, wrecking things, and having a good time.
Pic related, my favorite Knight.It's also the worst knight. Unfortunately.
>>50063842
How is its gun compared to the Styrix?
>>50063859
S7 AP3 5" Blast Rending Shred for 395 points.
The Claw is a 25 point upgrade.
>Rules
https://www.forgeworld.co.uk/resources/PDF/Datasheets/Magaera.pdf
>>50063879
>The Claw is a 25 point upgrade.
Worth?
What could an appropriate non-lewd holy relic of a deity of harvest and reproduction be? I need ideas.
>>50063768
You posted it, cornucopia.
Farming tools, child/livestock rearing paraphernalia
Some kind of everlasting flower or fruit might be a good bet. Maybe even something as simple as a box of seeds.
>>50063806
>implying the cornucopia isn't lewd as fuck
Do you not get the symbology?
>Google Drive
https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B20r6rsFLOg_Zk5RdVdya3hJNnc&usp=sharing
>Jumpchain IRC Chat
http://client00.chat.mibbit.com/?server=rizon.mibbit.org&channel=%23JumpchainCYOA
https://kiwiirc.com/client/irc.rizon.net/?#JumpchainCYOA
>Rules
http://pastebin.com/Gqj3iKyn
>How to Jumpchain
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1qb0_OLhDrDNjZmRG02SDFaRVk/view
>Last Thread
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>>50063440
Cynthia? Definitely the best girl.
And no, pokemon like Gardevoir don't count.
>>50063440
Frisk will always be the best girl.
>>50063462
Gamefreak's Lightning.
hey guys, so I've been visited by a group of my friends who want to play tabletops for the first time so i agreed to get together.
I've always loved darkest dungeon, and I'm growing tired of running a campaign so I'm going to do a one shot based around darkest dungeon.
I intend to have behind the screen sanity checks, that really only cause minor penalties (-2 to attack etc...) i also intend to create Pre-Gens for them, each one being a character from the game.
What else would you guys recommend? what do you especially like about it and would like to see in a game?
What system are you using?
>>50063420
I hope you've got a good narration voice.
>>50063432
Not sure yet, i play anima beyond fantasy as my main system.
but i might try something new and simple enough for strangers
Stat her, /tg/.
-4 STR
+2000 Slut
anal circumference: 5.5 inches
throat depth: 12.5 inches
average orgasms per 15 minute: 4.7
kegel muscle strength: >31 lbs/sq-inch
vaginal coefficient of friction (kinetic): 0.01
elastic modulus of labia: ~0.01 Gpa
thermal conductivity (aroused) 0.72 (W/(m. K))
eye color: orange
>>50062365
Shortstack imp form is better
I want to become a lich in one of my games. How do I do it? What's the process to becoming a lich?
>>50062150
>My PC wants to be a litch
Tackiest PC motivation, used in like every single fucking game. Almost as bad as/typically used by the same PC as the "misunderstood necromancer who wants to bring [loved one] back to life."
>>50062150
Jump off a bridge is step 1
Depends on the setting, game, character, GM interpretation, if there are any supplementary rules used. As is, that's a completely fucking useless question because liches don't exist hey
How would a warrior who actually hates the sight of blood and who got into his position purely by luck and the fact that he looks intimidating fight?
>>50060975
Non-lethal combat?
Staring at people until they die of cardiac arrest.
>>50060975
I think he'd lift and make huge gains as much as possible, and practice a lot and get really, really good. Then he'd challenge an opposing champion to a duel and utterly wreck him. Just toy with him like a cat with a mouse, then desecrate and violate his corpse. He'd stomach it the once. Probably with the help of a lot of booze and drugs. And then he'd do everything he could to let his reputation talk for him and get people to surrender without fighting.
DEUS VOLT!
>>50060881
>>50060881
They really should say this in a video game mod for 40k
>>50060881
OHM... OHM... OHM...
Thoughts on the quantum ogre?
>>50060864
I think this OP could do with more elaboration as to exactly what the hell that means.
Is the creature only sometimes an ogre when it's observed? Is it a Quasi-real entity that is an ogre when it exists in reality? Is it an AI that was created from the soul of an ogre which now survives as a quantum computer housed in an ogre shape in homage to its creators and origins?
>>50060864
If you do it right, players won't realize you've done anything at all. Thus, it's totally fine.
Is it an oni or an ogre?
Church of the Crater? Edition
We hit a new autism level, and each and every single one of you armor fags should feel bad for it Sub-Edition
Spiidesh, liberate us from this idiocy! >>50051450
>HHG FAQs
http://pastebin.com/iUqNrrA8
Official HH 7th Edition Errata (Updated January 2016)
http://www.forgeworld.co.uk/resources/fw_site/fw_pdfs/Horus_Heresy/Horus_Heresy_7th_Edition.pdf
>30k TACTICA & TIPS
What to include in a HH list, how to format it, what makes each legion special (crunch), tactics, Tutorials for Heresy-era minis and more
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>>50060739
Well this brings me a little joy to prepare myself for the audition for spring band tomorrow. Don't even know why I don't care for this meme.
Are there any rules for Aeonid Thiel for the Ultramarines?
Hey /tg/ I've never played 40k before and I went out and bought some Tau units, I'm in the process of putting together this transport right now and I have a few questions.
This thing comes with a co-pilot with binoculars, does including him popping out the top hatch change this units abilities or stats?
And if I were to include him but customized him so that he's not carrying binoculars and is wielding something else, would that matter?
I glued the random doo-dads the fire warriors come with to their hip like the book suggested but I have no fucking clue what I'm actually doing.
>>50060496
No. The fine details of any model are just for show. Models have very, very little affect on actual gameplay.
>>50060515
Oh ok, awesome. So I forgot to mention a few other questions I have.
Are the drones on this transport meant to detatch?
If not should I just glue them to the fore fins?
Also, I have a unit of crisis suits and I noticed there's not a lot of visual difference between them and bodyguards. I only noticed this after I actually assembled the units and it looks like I may have used a few pieces from the bodyguard to make my "main" crisis suit. I intended to just make 3 normal crisis suits. What, if anything should I do?
>>50060606
Nothing is "meant to detach" ever unless you magnetize the piece. Otherwise you just glue it.
Again, what the models actually look like is more of a personal statement. Just say they're all normal crysis suits.