Hey /tg/ i'm a britbong and i was thinking of moving to the US, only problem is i don't know any good discount stores in the US, like over here i use Triplehelix or Darksphere. Any equivalents?
Btw i was thinking of living in CA or CO
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Forgot to mention im mostly talking about 40k
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>>50240083
Trump is the president elect now is not a good time to move to the US
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>>50240083
Not much for 40k but you can reliably get NIB 40k off eBay for 20-30% off.
If you're in CA though you're probably making enough money where you don't need discount stores.
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Magnus did nothing wrong
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Reminder that Skorne's only competitive options are Rasheth, Xerxis1, Morghoul1, and Zaadesh2.
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>>50236701
>That official spelling mistake in Hammerfall
C L A S S Y
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>Roll to seduce
Is this a meme, or are there times when it's appropriate to do this?
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If you're rolling for penis size.
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Depends on system.
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Anything vaguely sexual is considered a meme by /tg/ because they can't handle it.
Apparently there are players who will roll to seduce everything with a pulse but they're on the same level as players who kill random shopkeepers, and I've never actually encountered one.
If a player is just trying to get some barmaid pussy during downtime or weasel their way out of a sticky situation by seducing the female shaman of the Orcs that captured the party, it's fine.
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How was FNM last night?
What did you play?
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Standard Metagame
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>>50207576
Good because it was not standard FNM, and thus i had not need to play this shit excuse of a format
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>>50207730
OP here, I play modern and standard, it's fun to discuss both.
Also you ought to give Standard a try, it's pretty interesting currently.
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Would mindflayers be able to find work as prostitutes in oriental settings?
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>>50274335
They don't have genitalia and their tentacles aren't long enough for tentacle porn. That and finding a malicious brain-sucking monster from the future above ground, let alone working as a prostitute, would be virtually impossible.
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>>50274383
>from the future
stop this
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>>50274383
Did a slut witch will give them genitalia.
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Are there actually people out there who find this to be funny?
I'm hoping the answer isn't yes, for the sake of my sanity.
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>I know. I'll make a comedy webcomic and update it daily. That's not a horrible idea!
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It's definitely hit or miss (that mostly depends on if it's topical or not), but I can get a chuckle out of some of his comics.
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>>50273415
you could at least try to check some facts
my LGS just gave me a starter set of these. how fucked am I?
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>>50272442
No they didn't.
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>grav gun
You're good for competitive play now.
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>>50272452
Believable. My LGS gives kids 1 or 2 space marines like a drug dealer.
The first hit is free, after all.
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Hey guys, I'm making a setting and homebrew system but I need some ideas.
In this setting there are people who live on a giant space station. They have been up there for generations. It's colossal, it's just great.
The thing is they love intellect. They're all smart, sure, but if you're not from there you are not considered as smart as locals.
You could be an Einstein standing next to the drooling guy in a dunce cap and they'll go with the dunce guy because he's from the station and you aren't.
So visitors to this station have to wear colored shirts so everyone can tell they are not from the station and don't accidentally trust them to solve a thinking problem or something.
So my question is, what color would you associate with stupidity? Pic related.
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You can't not make it red.
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Red, come on are you even trying?
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>>50272441
So they're not actually smart at all then?
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ITT Ideas that seemed good but turned out to be more trouble than they're worth in practice
>Every recurring NPC or setting has a leitmotif
>Use props to represent special items
>It's a small town, I could easily give each NPC at least a full name and sparse character sheet!
>Modular terrain
>Entire Rival party
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>>50271135
>Sure I can run an 8 player game.
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>Sense I have a complicated homebrew setting, why don't I make a custom wiki for it! That will make it easier to keep track of!
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>>50271135
>Letting my players do whatever they want in character and just applying the logical consequences to their actions.
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Out with the New, in with the Old Edition
It's Sanguinalia Season Sub-Edition
>Last time, on 40k General...
>>50262946
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>>50270770
>It's Sanguinalia Season Sub-Edition
NOT EVEN DECEMBER YET, ANON.
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>>50270770
First for Dark eldar
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>>50270809
It's always Sanguinalia season if you just believe, anon.Don't believe too much, though. You might not like what happens when people think about Sanguinus too much.
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How do I get into Magic the Gathering? I've loved it since I was a kid, but because of a lack of people to play with, I was never able to really play the game. There aren't any local hobby shops where I live, and I don't want to drop tons of cash on cards.
Are there any PC games that offer a huge library and a friendly multiplayer community? I've tried Duels of the Planeswalkers and its card selection felt too limited. I also seem to remember a free program that had a huge selection of decks, but its interface was clunky and no one spoke English, or they were all dicks. I'd try MTG Online but I think you have to pay real world money for packs.
It'd be cool if there was something like MTG online, but for free.
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>>50270603
Try Forge, Cockatrice, XMage, LackeyCCG, or some similar program.
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>>50270603
I personally enjoy mtg duels on steam, mostly due to the gui, but the other anon lists good shit too
My vote would go to xmage
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online magic sucks
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pretty simple question but:
why the fuck isn't there a stat block for an attack dog in 5th edition?
I mean I guess the wolf stats are acceptable but idk it doesn't feel right
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>>50268961
If you stat a dog, that means players will be able to kill a Dog
Dog's should never be killable
Ergo, there are no stats for Dogs.
If you disagree, you want dogs to die.
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>>50268961
Mastiff, look it up.
If you don't want that, homebrew one. Just like there aren't any rabbits or tortoises.
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>>50268993
fuck dude
I don't want dogs to die
I want my PCs to have to deal with having to kill dogs that want to eat them
why you gotta go there with it
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What would a system built around being merchants look like?
I've always loved merchants as characters, but I don't think theres any system that lets you play one without it just being a weekly roll
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Probably a simple system for characters, some complex subsystems for trade guilds and organizations and a SHITTON of tables - random encounters, town and county creation, weather, harvesting and so on. So that you can generate a bunch of kingdoms and population centres in them with different goods and prices that will change during game depending on some global dice rolls.
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>>50267079
ryuutama?
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>>50267079
It depends on what you want out of it.
World travel?
non-dungeon exploration?
Social-heavy campaign?
Spice and Wolf?
What's his endgame?
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>>50266556
To rid /tg/ of shit repeat threads like yours.
That's why the Imperium is best.
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>>50266556
Assuming your talking about Text-To-Speech Device.
He told Magnus he wants to bring the Primarchs back together and fix up the Imperium.
How he's going to do it I have no idea. He's got Magnus, Dorn, and Vulkan all back, shame Vulkan isn't being used as a character besides that one seen.
Lion el' Johnson will come back whenever the Emperor tells him to so that's not an issue.
He's got the Ultramarines going to get Khan which given their track record on the show we might be seeing him next episode.
Speaking of the Ultramarines Guillman would probably be back already if Kitten would just unplug the stasis field like he was told to do.
I reckon Russ and Fyodor are going to bump into Covax on the way out of the Eye of Terror, since how he supposedly fucked off their after the end of the Heresy as well.
The only Demon Primarch besides Magnus who might have any interest in being redeemed is Mortarian but how they are gonna get him back is beyond me.
Once they get the Primarchs together they will probably use information in the black library to restore the Emperor to life.
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>>50266556
I'd say it's game over for him, really.
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are nice.....but they feel lacking.
So what do we do about it?
Suggestion:
>The blood of any sentient being is like-SUPER-COCAINE to any fairy
>So now if they are ever forced into a fight and somehow survive they turn into the equivalent of a Drow-Locust
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what lame ass part of the world are you from where your fey folk are lacking in personality?
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>>50266274
Go read through the 2e D&D fey shit if you need ideas to make fairies work.
>Leprechauns give wishes, giving 3 but sometimes offering a fourth, and if you take the fourth, it all goes wrong
>Brownies will fuck you up
>Leprechauns can make a flat percentile roll to steal something from you and turn invisible
>Quicklings will rape you six ways to sundown
And so on.