Is Ghaz a lost Primarch?
>>50277040
>>50277068
[obligatory third choice]
I don't know
Can you repeat the question?
I have no image and I must post
Alright, /tg/... tell me about the things you learned to never do in your games.
But not just that, the things you learned the hard way never to do.
Never tell novice players that they have agency over the overall plot, unless you're willing to brave the shitstorm.
Never have more NPCs than PCS participate in combat at any one time
Don't be a dick
Have the total number of non-PC combatants never exceed 3 if you're not using a board. If you're using a board never exceed a dozen.
Always tell Players that they're not the only heroes.
So tg what are old ones like in your setting.
Guess ill start my setting use the standard dnd planar cosmology with old ones exiting in the far realm but aspects of them can appear in the material plane with rituals and shit. Ive tried my hand at fleshing sa couple of these old ones out and i so far have, The Ossified Matron whos all about bones and skeletal structures (i flavor warlocks of her as controlling skeletons with their hold person type spells and their telepathy sound like knocking on the inside of the skull). Then we got the One of Many Tentacles (standard old god spooky tentacle shit for when u wanna be generic). One that i partially stole from a tg post a while ago called the Infinite Pattern which is a very specific pattern that when studied for too long drives people mad and the pattern speaks to them.(warlocks of this always leave marks with their spells in this pattern). The All Seeing Blindness whose cultist tear out their own eyes and are if lucky granted true sight this ones all about finding out the truth behind things and being able to see it (of course some things aren't men't to be seen). And the Beast of The Depths a horrifying amalgamation of shark, octopus, wale, plesiosaur , angler fish and triton. (cultists and warlocks of this one often devolvep obsessions with drowning their victims)
>>50276780
Big ass punching bags
>>50276780
Huge monstrous creatures that live hidden away from humans, however they use avatars in the form of humans to control politics (kill someone and replace them with an identical avatar).
They do like this because in the backstory of the world there were huge wars between humans and old ones where, as old ones cannot reproduce, every time the empires army killed one (which is extremely difficult and takes an entire army), they would have lost a significant part of their forces that they'll never get back.
Who builds the coolest dungeons?
>>50276040
Nazis
>>50276040
Ice giants.
Do you have a signature item?
>>50276024
That's a beautiful story.
My Dark Heresy character still carries around the needle he used to stitch up his ganger father as a child. Partly out of grimy nostalgia, partly because it's a damn fine needle to have stayed sharp this long.
my halberd is a symbol of office
>>50276024
My DnD character has a cold-iron dagger his dad gave him to protect himself
He mostly avoids using it because he doesn't want to blunt it
Stat me.
Level 1 commoner. High Dex & Charisma.
All skill points in Profession tailor and bluff. Feat: Skill Focus (Bluff), racial feat: Deceitful.
>>50275921
nah, garak kicks ass in both subterfuge and combat. no way he is level 1. That guy was among the Obsidian Orders top agents
>>50276927
that is not Garak, it's Gul Dukat
Fighter, soldier background, high charisma
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>>50277246
As a Wizard, I am not constrained by the mere conventions of genres! This thread is now mine.
>>50277246
Second for combined AdMech codices when?
Flesh Tearers Supplement anyone?
Who here reads RPG Books but doesn't actually play? I always find the level of depth and detail fascinating
>>50275909
Yeah I'm guilty.
I want to do something with it but, just gotta find the people and time to do it.
>>50275909
I do, but because I don't get to play, even though I really want to.
>>50275909
i do too, i have almost every single CoC books and campaign but i ve never played them.
i also have a few RPG i ve never played like degenesis, i just read it for the background and the story.
What is the most convoluted/downright unplayable/will make the GM consider suicide while reading the books system ever made that won't fall apart during chargen but won't last more than 30 minutes into a session?
Hard mode: no FATAL
>>50275675
D&D
>>50275675
D&D
Exalted
Treason is punishable by death.
Paranoia and how to play it best
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Obligatory Above your clearance joke
to answer your question, drunk
>>50274668
>Not posting to this thread is Treason
>Thread's security clearance is obviously blue
I want to hear what your country has in terms of weird stories of monsters, creatures, legends that people in other places most certainly don't know about, which could be could to integrate in stories or settings.
I'll start with something from my own place :
The "Dahu" or "Dahut" ( it's pronounced [dɑy] in french phonetics)
It's a weird goat looking animal that lives in french and Swiss mountains according to the popular saying. The only difference is that it has a pair of legs shorter than the other.
And not like rabbits frogs or kangaroos, like the right ones shorter than the left ones or the other way around.
This is, according to my grandmother and most old people in small towns, is because of evolution : they only walk on slopes so their legs became shorter with each generation.
This causes two things :
First, those who have right legs shorter can only climb mountains clockwise and vice-versa, or else they would fall.
Second, hunting them is easy. And funny.
You whistle, they turn around to see where it comes from, and they fall down the mountain.
Yeah my country's got pretty stupid folklore.
I'm gonna dig deeper in my childhood memories for other stories for you, don't hesistate to contribute with your own.
>>50274928
The second one I found is of
"Camba Crusa" or "Came-cruse", which litteraly means raw leg
It is a severed leg, often described as still pouring blood from time to time, with an eye on its knee, that jumps around and eats those fool enough to be outside after dark near a cemetery.
Drawings often add details like this one with bat wings, but the only consistent things in the tales are the leg and the open eye.
>>50275059
The third one from France
The "Ankou" [ɑ̃ku]
It's the French version of the Reaper, which is kind of different though because there was, according to the legend, one Ankou for each region, even each church.
In fact, it was the last person to die on one year that became the Ankou for the next year. he is described as a tall, slim man with long white hair and a smile that extended from one ear to another. He does not have eyes but in his orbits there are two lit candles. He often wears old clothes and pants rolled up to his knees like farmers, and has a large hat on his head to hide his terrifying features.
He carries wether a sort of blessed hammer or a scythe which has the sharp-cutting edge on the outside of the blade instead of inside like farmers.
He is seen and/or heard pulling a cart full of dead bodies only when someone is about to die, and it is said that ones who see the Ankou will die during the year.
The Wolpertinger is a rabbit with parts of different animals, usually antlers, duck wings and fangs but everything goes.
It shows up in bavarian folklore, but only after 15 beer.
What is a warrior without a weapon?
A thief without a shadow?
A priest without a god?
A wizard without magic?
a hobo
>>50273841
so monks are the best class
>>50273841
What is a thread without a good idea?
This one.
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>kobold bard, who gets by on his draconic Charisma, in spite of his terrible singing
>it turns out that he's actually a merchant, who primarily uses his magic to make back shady alley deals, which is why he never seems to have spell slots when there's a battle
>It turns out that he's actually a she, and humans are just shit at telling reptile sexes apart
>it turns out that a surprising number of halflings and gnomes are attracted to reptiles, and her side business has a healthy dose of prostitution
>it turns out that she's actually a warlock, and the deals she's been cutting have been to collect souls for her patron
I want to go a level deeper, but this is where I run out of ideasI also am fine with taking out level 4 if that would be too weird, this isn't really my magical realm or anything
>>50273660
I know it isn't your magical realm...but it really, really feels like your magical realm.
How would you make a lunatic archmage's magical funhouse for the party to explore?
The spyder-crone commands you to please her sexually. What do you do?
>>50273086
>>50273086
Google, "How do spiders have sex"
>>50273086
Bend over.
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>>50273207
> Jeansman's muscly arms of strangulation
Goddamn I still love this smurf.
i thought it was called /cyoag/