Are there any more stories with Chris Orksen in it? If so please post them, but until then... Dis iz an ork thread boyz
How would Tau allied Orks work?
>>50255793
Like it shows on this, desperate allies.
How should you portray the CIA in games?
>>50278077
>How should you portray the CIA in games?
As a loyal but largely unimportant section of the government.
As a bunch of dank memesters high on MKULTRA acid and not so subtle dark knight references.
>>50278077
Fighting with FBI&NSA over who gets to spy most.
How do you put a fresh spin on the whole "evil little girl" thing?
Make her a boy.
>>50262722
By never doing it ever again.
>>50262722
By having her actually suffer consequences for her actions instead of letting her off the hook because she's a girl.
Vicky was done fairly well, though. She was a likeable character for the most part, so there was no need for too much of a karmic backlash.
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Moon Druid seems kind of boring to me. How unbalanced would it be to be able to turn into monstrosities or dragons or something instead?
>>50288481
Considering that would open moon druids up to even more grapple/restrain add-ons, petrification, unnatural poisons, ranged attacks, AoEs, and other abilities: very. Anything outside of beasts is going to need a very constrained set of guidelines, or specified stat blocks they can achieve.
>>50288481
>Moon Druid seems kind of boring to me.
>he thinks giant scorpions are boring
ITT bad DMs
>usual group too big, we decide to split group for that night
>This new guy says he'll do a one-shot
>already paid $5 table fee, fuck it
>Use an old character I have, High Elf Wizard
>Two other people, a human ranger and Halfling thief
>Start out in village, be told that we have to help the mayor
>go to mayor, says that his collection of extremely large babies have been stolen
>what.jpeg
>I am getting worried now, but I still paid money so again, fuck it
>We decide to ask around town to see if anyone has seen any giant babies
>While searching the place, we find out there is a festival to the local god going on
>Thief asks what god they worship
>"Oh they worship Party Pinkle, the Gay rapist"
>mfw hearing this shit
>I left as fast as I can
>Haven't played with him since
>>50286422
>Party Pinkle, the Gay rapist
>>50286422
>already paid $5 table fee, fuck it
If true, you have found the human bismuth. And lo he was edgy
Are only virgins allowed to ride unicorns in your setting, /tg/?
>>50283521
In the initial (western) myths, weren't maidens used to lure unicorns out into the open where they were slaughtered by dudes with pikes?
And wasn't that shit based on a similar near-eastern tale with a woman baring her breasts for the beast to suckle before grappling it by the horn and (again) letting a bunch of guys murder it?
>>50283521
Yes, but this made everyone else jealous, so Inicorns were enslaved a while back and forced to breed with regular horses. Now all horses have some percentage of Unicorn Blood and Vice Versa.
>>50283521
Yeah, which provides the interesting situation where my players can do something in a fantasy setting that their munchkined characters can't.
What's the worst /tg/-related freakout you've ever witnessed?
a MAID rpg favour race game got REALLY competitive in my group
One time I saw a thread on /tg/ where someone didn't like 3.5.
Playing 3.5 with some friends and this one guy in my group was just rolling really badly that day. Our session of combat was going longer than usual because he was rolling so low. Eventually after he rolled another 2 or 3, someone joked "Come on, man" and he got really upset and threw all of his dice across the room we were in, almost hitting a few people. I can see how it was frustrating but he could have behaved more maturely.
Are Wizards in fantasy a primarily Western European concept in terms of aesthetic and such?
Depends on the setting.Sometimes they're a little psuedo-Middle-Eastern.
>>50280258
Examples
>>50280333
AD&D-era artwork
Where did this ''there are only whites in 40k!'' meme come from?
Kharn is Siberian aka Slav for example not to mention there are also Crimson Fists who are spics and of course we have Emperor himself who is some sort of sandnigger.
>>50278271
>Where did this ''there are only whites in 40k!'' meme come from?
From ancient times, but GW fixing it.
>>50278271
if kharn is siberian, he might be as well some kind of mongol-siberian-inuit folk
>>50278271
It seems to have mostly come from the Imperial Guard. Even Tallarn gives off more of a "Lawrence of Arabia" than pure Arab vibe, though like >>50278465 said, it's changing.
The Emperor's always been Turkish, the Salamanders actually used to be more African than they are now, and Kharn was specified to be Slavic about halfway after his conception.
Then you have people like Magnus, who's a red-skinned mutant raised by not!Egyptians, with his #2 Ahriman, who's Iranian.
There's always been a good amount of variety in 40k, and it's only been growing since the 80s. And even if there isn't enough diversity for you, you can always make your own culturally-themed army! 40k shines when it comes to Your Dudes.
Alright /tg/ this is a thread to whine in, specifically for GMs to whine about players.
I love my group, it's all friends and we have a good time but God Damn It they cannot fucking roleplay for shit. I like interesting tactical combat but I don't like JUST doing that. My players are all autistic murderhobo types regardless of setting or system. They can't help themselves but to make combat characters who are optimized to kill at the expense of other things.
I want some people who will do real roleplaying, in games that have nothing to do with D&D.
>>50275483
Wierd as it may sound, my personal experience is that text games are more conducive to that.
When you all gather around a table its hard to not see Steve and Gavin playing pretend, and the pace is also generally much faster, leading to quick descriptions or simply stating what is being done.
Compared to text games where the conversations are written out, it aint anyone but the characters speaking etc.
But thats just me.
>>50275483
You're actually me and that is my group you're talking about.
I've tried out and pulled out every GM trick in the book, every style of GMing and nothing clicks with them to break their cycle and thought pattern of "lets just kill that x for loot". Spending a bunch of time on descriptions of their surroundings and allowing pretty fast paced theatre of the mind style combat and they complain about a lack of grid when it's over. No matter the detail I put into locations or NPCs they just don't get immersed with the exception of one of the players who is unfortunately shut down by the band of murder hobos. They all act without thinking of consequence and when I present consequences they act like I'm out to get them and turning the session into a players vs. GM showdown.
I think I need to find a new group before it breaks me.
Is there some kind of disgruntled GM's guild out there where we all sit around in a circle and talk about where it all went wrong and get handed chips for enduring horrible sessions?
>>50275483
Introduce new guy to DnD. He keeps saying to the group.
>Hope I don't fuck it up
>Please tell me if I am doing something wrong.
Everyone is roleplaying and having quite a lot of fun, he outright meta games the 1st session. I try to bring it up with him between session in giving advice manner.
>Hey anon, remember that time you said "I persuade the the merchant to give us better prices" then rolled the dice, it would have been more fun if you'd tried to play out the act of persuading the NPC I was roleplaying.
He huffs and puffs and I just drop it.
Next session everyone is roleplaying again, our druid is crying because the 1st bar they've found in days has no beer or ale. He goes.
>I make the druid happy.
Everyone kinda ignores it.
Another player trying encourage him to rp a bit asks his character a question. He comes out with a meta/ooc response. The player trying to encourage him says
>That's kinda meta man.
He huffs and puffs. I jump in.
>I will explain metagaming after the session.
The next day new guy has sent me a text rant in skype calling the other guy an elitist prick. He's also apparently started a thread complaining about him on an rp forum and based on his version of events everyone on the forum agrees the guy was being an elitist prick.
I try my hardest for 10 mins to explain he will have more fun if he learns to RP.
He huffs and puffs and starts saying it's hard because he doesn't know the setting. I explain maybe his bio for his 1st ever dnd character shouldn't describe him as an experienced adventurer.
He then starts saying he can't roleplay his cleric because he's not religious in real life and can't play dumb.
Basically we've rolled out the red carpet for this guy and he's using brexit/trump as an excuse to be a cunt to everyone and can't put it to one side when we sit down for dnd.
How do a replace someone 4 sessions into a campaign.
Quickest character deaths you've had, post em.
NB: must be in play deaths, not any of this shitty Traveller "death during chargen" stuff.
Tonight: my barbarian dies during the first round of combat, not even 20 minutes into the session. GM is just like "your character's dead, too bad anon, see you next week"
...this was supposed to be a seven hour session, I got 15 minutes then "yeah bye" due to a fucking rat mob.
>>50269086
Why not just build another character and join back in?0
>>50269086
>a minute or two in, not even at character introductions yet
>try to mess with the DMPC (didn't really know that he was one at the time)
>get in a fight but don't intend for it to get serious
>roll 3 critical misses in a row, one on a really easy save
>Get murdilated
Not really a proud moment, but eh, it was funny enough.
>>50269114
Because a lot of the most deadly games also have stupidly in-depth chargen, and/or some GMs are twats who pitch a fit if you just say "okay here's my new character, he's my dead character's brother" and try to hop back in.
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Primers:
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> What Ever Happened To Combo Elves
Nothing, because that was never a thing.
>>50266443
When is bolt getting banned?
>>50267346
this thread is off to a good start
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>>50262439
Best girl.
>>50262527
But that's second worst girl, right after Sylvanas.
>>50262439
So is Jaina confirmed for doing anything, or is she just angrily sitting around taking dragon dick?
I feel like she could really use a hug from somebody. Are she and Baine still on somewhat good terms?
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>>50247465
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Not all looting is bad - the Admech loots xenos realms all the time. So why is it bad for the players to do it?
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let's share pictures from your campaigns, of characters, places and starships.
Here, a picture of my players Universe Mass conveyor and flagship, the CAVEAT EMPTOR. campaign is going on.
>>50237377
Better hope the clients don't speak high gothic.
>>50237377
>Universe Clas Mass Conveyor
Patrician-tier tastes. Is that a cargo bay converted into a launch bay I spy there?
Personally, I would've mounted a set of Plasma-Accelerated Torpedo Tubes on the Prow, though. Make it into a full-blown ghetto battleship.