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>>50357916
THE MAJORITY OF THESE HOLT TEXTS DESCRIBE THE INNER WORKINGS OF FICTIONAL CHARACTER'S GENITALIA INTERSPERSED WITH ASSORTED FELINE IMAGERY.
>>50357937
Were you buying shit from Catachan Steve again?
>>50357970
NO, THE STATEMENT WAS IN REFERENCE TO COMMON USAGE OF THE DEVICE DEPICTED IN THE CENTER OF CROWD IMAGED.
THERE IS AN INORDINATE AMOUNT EROTICA CENTERED AROUND THE FALSE EXPLOITS OF FALSE PEOPLE.
ALL I SEE THAT IS REAL ARE FELINES, EACH OF WHICH SEEMS TO HAIL FROM WILDLY DIFFERENT BREEDS.
A PARTICULARLY POPULAR ONE SEEMS TO POSSES A NEAUTRAL EXPRESSION NORMALLY INDICATIVE OF DISINTEREST AND ANNOYANCE AS WELL AS OTHER ASSORTED STATES OF BEING IN LINE WITH THE AFOREMENTIONED NEGATIVE CONNOTATIONS.
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>>50348464
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I constantly hear or read about Eberron. What's so good about it? Tell your stories.
>>50357421
>>50357421
am still looking for help/inspiration
maybe it should only be a puzzle/trap room with Light and Darkness as themes
any good ideas for this?
tfw no grup
>>50357567
>I constantly hear or read about Eberron. What's so good about it? Tell your stories.
Eberron is post-war setting with emphasis on sociopolitical intrigue and world-spanning adventures.
There are tons of factions both in the public spotlight and almost unknown, with some influence and tons of influence, competing with each other (and within themselves) for their own goals. Nations, merchants, demons, dragons, noble houses, cultists, and more have a billion and one plothooks to build off them. There are also huge mysteries left open on purpose, such what caused the Day of Mourning, for a DM to fill in as the plot desires. The intrigue basically builds itself.
The world is big, fleshed out but not *too* detailed, with a variety of different areas and ways to get there. Airships, magic trains, and teleportation circles make getting across huge distances rather easy. An adventure in the depths of Sharn might lead you to the rainforests of Q'Barra, which you can reach in less than an in-game week's time. You're completely expected to cross continents and oceans.
Any of you guys struggle with playing a bad guy or even an asshole character? I can't get off the path of good.
>>50354347
An asshole is just something other people call someone, it's just a name. Anyone called that has a personality that someone doesn't like, often times with character aspects many cultures would consider bad, and personalities are the result of various factors to form the whole that somebody has decided to not like. You can play a character with flaws, or with viewpoints going against what would be considered the norm, but trying to automatically play as an "asshole" as if it's an identity on its own will make you fail.
>>50354347
Why would you want to get off the path of good?
>>50354347
I can play a good asshole character when the rest of the party are self-centered irredeemable assholes. I can unleash a lot of bile when I can count someone's body count by each encounter and then utter in the end "and only two of them were in self defense."
hihi. i want my goblins to be transformed, devolved dwarves. pic not related. how should i approach the situation? what do you think about this idea? are there any settings where this already been played out? what are some cool concepts on this topic? i always liked to think of goblins as some shitty pests like rats that infest dwarven mountains and are really hard to get rid of without destroying the subterranean scapes
in the same setting i went the tolkien way with orcs. they were elves in the past. here they got betrayed and pumped with the blood of an eldritch being mixed with that of a murdered god. then they went on a rampage against mankind, defeated it but then a bunch of orcs decided to be lords of their own so they fought among themselves, fucked up the evil guy's plans and split off into not! lotr orcs and not! warcraft orcs because i have a boner for greenskins and cant have one type
>>50352405
It'd be a massive boon to the setting if you give the transformed dwarf monster race its own name. Don't even mention goblins.
>>50352482
why? when they are literally stereotypical goblins (short, vile, shitty and green)?
>>50352405
There's a goblin punch post about Goblins being what a Halfling turns into when they eat meat.
I would link to it, but it gets flagged as spam, just google "Goblin Punch Cannibal Halflings"
tl;dr: When halflings eat meat they start to develop a big taste for it and gain some adaptions to help with carnivorism.
Maybe you could adapt something like this with dwarves?
How dangerous would Orks be in the DBZ universe? Assuming this is just Saiyan-Frieza saga DBZ.
How wide spread could they get? Would it still be a bitch to remove them from a planet? What if they started using ki?
>>50339521
>Wonders how powerful someone like Majin Buu or Cell would get if they landed on a planet of Orks who just kept spawning as fast as they were being absorbed.
>>50339521
>How dangerous would Orks be in the DBZ universe? Assuming this is just Saiyan-Frieza saga DBZ.
The fact that you had to nerf the DBZ universe right after proposing your question gives you the answer.
If they started using ki, you're looking at weaker Saiyans. They'll never peak.
>>50339521
Every time I see that image I think of star control 2.
BWAHAHAHAH
We are going to defeat those fucking furries! Unlike last time. Or the time before that. Or the time before that. Or...
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>>50332255
End of Magnus was leaked:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnSpispAP0M
>>50332255
I'm going to blame ahriman
>>50332569
Ahriman is probably goin g to ruin this gig for Magnus and the rest of the Thousand sons
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>>50360216
Because they are having fun, and are fun to play?
>>50360274
And fun to model.
>>50360216
>>50360274
>>50360285
Enjoy playing the general mooks.
Let's get a character art thread going for monks.
Looking for old, grizzled-looking monks in particular.
>>50359670
Motherfucker.
>I'm not good a filenames
>There ain't no rule saying a dog can't be a paladin
>>50358378
The only god a dog would see would be its owner. Unless the dog has the ability to spontaneously make whoever it thinks its owner is into a god, then no doggo paladin.
>>50358431
>the dog somehow gains power through defending your honor while you just sit around
>>50358378
>reminder that there are fourteen of these movies.
>reminder that the first one is considered a comedy-drama
>kill self.
A friend and I want to play a roleplaying game, me being the master and she the player, but we don't know if there are any systems that are well adjusted for a single-member party, and the only things we can find are either for one player or for 3+, anyone have anything that we can play in a GM-Player dynamic without gimping her character?
The easy way out would be to introduce party-NPCs or a DMPC for myself to help her out but that wouldn't be as fun, I reckon.
>>50357836
Well, I think there may be a fallout rpg pdf somewhere out there
You can have her be the main character going through the Mojave desert after whichever one of the factions have won Hoover Dam
>>50357836
>GM
>One player
We did it with D&D 5e and it went pretty well
>>50357904
I don't think I can stand up to new vegas and she loves that game
I'd be down with that idea though
>>50357947
Did you play vanilla or did you make any changes to fit the one-man-party?
Lets have a thread about pitches for game settings or system ideas
>Modern superhero setting, with Spiderman or X-men types of hatred for the party
>Party should be young, just coming into powers, barely knowing what they're capable of yet
>While out of combat, put a real focus on keeping your identity hidden, dealing with the destruction you've caused, and getting shit for defending super heroes in public.
>Deconstruct for your players what it feels like to have true power, and then force the good willed to defend the innocent who hate and fear those more powerful than them
>deconstruct
Please don't.
>>50356983
>>50356966
>Deconstruct
What do you mean by this? Im curious because everytime I see someone use this word they usually mean 'subvert', deconstruction doesnt work as a means to create something, its a means to analyze something. You subvert tropes or ideas, you dont 'deconstruct' them in order to create a story or motive or do the opposite of an idea.
Last thread was a pretty good time so I made another.
ITT: Character cringe
>>50355148
ukranian clan blessed with phoenix blood?
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I can't convert it by normal converters(online and calibre), but i saw epubs like this converted to pdf, but I don't know how to do this.
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>A villian that increases his physical strength by 5% every time he kills someone.
>It's culmulative
How do you go about killing this villian?
>>50348600
>increases his physical strength
>not his physical durability
Give it time, he'll eventually pulverize himself or you can just shoot him.
Birth is the opposite of death, so we must depower him by collecting his semen and impregnating as many women as possible.
>>50348600
Genocide his prey.