>lvl 20 wizard can turn into dragon, fly, stop time and bend reality
>"hey, DM, can my level 20 fighter cut that castle wall in half with his greatsword?"
>"no, that's silly and unrealistic"
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>>50361654
So you want bleach the rpg. .
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Stone has only a hardness of 8 and if your level 20 Fighter isn't armed with a +5 Keen Vorpal Adamantine Greatsword that cuts through rock like paper then you've done something wrong.
Hell you could saw through Mithral with equal ease. Adamantine blades are basically lightsabers.
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Stop playing bad games.
Stop playing with shitty GMs.
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Just a few days until the Space Wolves get BTFO 2016-11-23 02:15:55 Post No.50356671
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Post yfw Magnus bends over the furries and commits brutal beastiality.
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>>Wolves one of the highest selling armies
>>GW wanting to keep making money
Got some bad news for ya bud.
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>>50356671
It's status quo central, Anon.
Logan gets injured but not killed, Lukas the Trickster dies, Magnus gets BTFO back into the Warp chased by angry SW.
Magnus's plan was to drag Fenris into the Eye of Terror through a warp portal. It fails.
TSons lose.
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It's my big day tomorrow /tg/ so do me a solid and stat me, 2016-11-23 00:51:19 Post No.50355448
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It's my big day tomorrow /tg/ so do me a solid and stat me,
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sage/10
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>Charisma: ELECTRIFYING
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>>50355448
Well, I can't smell what he's cooking, so he has that going for him.
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What powers could an artifact pocket watch have that are not actually time-related or even "reverse/accelerate"-related, while still making perfect sense for a pocket watch?
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Hypnotism.
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Being a vessel for power/soul/mind. Like a phylactery or The One Ring or Time Lord's watch.
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A small Blank piece of paper is opposite the clock on the watch cover. If the paper is touched by some poor, unwitting soul, they are trapped as a photograph and can only be released by the watch's true owner.
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>All bards and dashing rogues party
>To ensure you guys don't solved all combat by seducing everyone, full chastity is mandatory for all females in the realm and can only be unlocked by a high-ranking cleric
Your move fa/tg/uys
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Looks like it's time to kidnap the Pope.
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Find a less gay GM.
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>>50354680
Don't rogues get the ability to pick magic locks eventually, or was that just deactivating magic traps? It really should be the same principle, anyway.
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Moana is coming out tomorrow. This makes me wonder, how would you take islander culture and make a RPG setting for it?
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she has a smug and extremely punchable face
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Quite easily, as it stands.
Unrelated, but if Disney makes Moana a Princess before Elsa and Anna there'll be hell to pay.
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>>50352179
Sometimes I wonder if all the paranoia about shills is justified.
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>when the arch-militant tries to solo a Chaos Space Marine
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>movie marines mayamay
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What are you even talking about?
Fluffwise a normal man against a space marine is a bad matchup in itself
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Remember when an old retired comissar took down warmaster Varan the Undefeatable in a duel?
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The most awesome, or, the most shit ways, your PCs have bit the big one.
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My gnome sorceress had an unlucky end. She used her wand of wonder on an attacking fire giant. He doubled in size. He punched her, and she was hit so hard the DM explained she immediately shit out her intestines.
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>Dnd 3.5
>Grasp of the Emerald Claw adventure
>Ancient Cyclopean ruin in the jungles of Xen'drik (pic related)
>party is investigating big spoopy door
>literally described as "a weakened wail of the banshee that will affect just one more person, having already wiped out five Emerald Claw soldiers. "
>big fuckoff scary green glowing door covered in skulls
>of course, the party argues over opening it
>the elf paladin and I, warforged fighter, argue over it
>eventually I relent, im likely more immune to things than he is
>it wails, I roll a 1, I die
>then the GM has me fall through a chute, take 15d6 slashing damage from spikes and blades in the walls
>take 15d6 crushing from the fall through the chute to the earth
>I am pieces. less than pieces. Mush
>then THEN the sorcerer asks "why didnt you guys just have me summon monster 1 a monkey to activate the trap?"
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I knew this day would come, one cannot play with gunpowder for so long until something goes wrong. Which is why i made 4 backups to choose from!
So /tg/, I just want to talk about space marines. Not each chapter, or how cool they are, but just about them in general, especially about what they do when they aren't purging.
Do space marines still have individual personalities, or is that indoctrinated out of them to make them pure murder-machines? Do they have hobbies? How do they interact with normal humans when they actually encounter them? Do neophytes remember their old families and friends after they become fully-fledged space marines? How do they interact with the other military factions, like the Imperial Guard or the Sisters of Battle? Do they ever have holidays, where they just settled down for a bit and relax a little before going back to their strict training regimes?
I always like thinking about what Space Marines do when they aren't out fighting the enemies of man. Helps kinda flesh them out a little, which is especially handy for games like Deathwatch where you want your character to be more than just a murder-machine.
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Official lore has them doing training drills and prayer mostly, with a little time allotted to free time. But free time for a marine probably just means more praying/training/studying
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From the fluff I read in the BL books, it seems that the cannon is that they're all individuals. Different marines prefer to deal with problems in different ways, some like to debate philosophy, and some only wish to discuss tactics.
They're soldiers like any human, but their minds, bodies, (and arguably souls through hypno-indoctrination and religious services) have been modified to be superlative fighters.
And their out of action time varies a lot depending on chapter (even back in the pre-heresy legion days). Space wolves tend to drink, train, tell legends of battle, train, hunt and train. And Black Templars like to train, pray, train, eat somber meals, pray, and train.
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Some of the chapters give their free time to the pursuit of fine arts.
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Civil Discourse Edition
We're happy to welcome new contributors. If you'd like to have a read of the project (and please, don't pitch an idea without having read anything!), there are a few possible starting points. The main page is:
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/The_/tg/_Heresy
While the Primarchs and the Legions are firmly locked down at the moment, we welcome any and all with ideas for Successor Chapters, Xenos Empires, Great Crusade Era Factions, Ork WAAAGHdoms, Eldar Craftworlds, Imperial Army/Guard Regiments, Knight Houses, Mechanicum/Mechanicus Forgeworlds, etc.
Want to know how to get into the Successor Chapters?
Welcome to the only two links you need!
https://1d4chan.org/wiki//tg/_Heresy_Successor_Template
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Legiones_Astartes_(Hektor_Heresy)
For real though, take a look at the Imperial Army!
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Imperial_Army_(Hektor_Heresy)
The forces of Lost and Damned need some love, and no one is writing for them! Get in on the ground floor!
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Hektor_Heresy_Chaos_Forces
Know what I said about grounder floor and no one writing?
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Xenos_of_the_Hektor_Heresy
ELDAR, ORKS, LITERALLY ANY WEIRD ALIEN THINGIE YOU CAN IMAGINE! YOUR'S! YOUR'S FOR THE TAKING!
Check out our IRC for the latest discussions, get in on the grounder-er floor!
irc.thisisnotatrueending.com
channel: #hektorheresy
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Today's topic: Talk about whatever new ideas and pitches you have
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I just hope that one day there's Hektor Heresy homebrew for the FFG RPGs.
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Well then get working on it, it's not too late to start
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Daily reminder that if you force anything related to anime into a tabletop RPG you are the reason nobody wants to play with you
Feel free to try to prove me wrong (you can't)
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While I agree with you, I can imagine a group of spergs playing rpg just for that. So there, a hole in your logic.
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So that's why I can't find a good Pokemon Tabletop game.
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Can dwarves be intelligent, even more intelligent than elves?
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Neither gets a bonus or penalty to intelligence in any edition I'm familiar with, so yes.
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Of course they can. Anyone can be smarter then another person, OR race.
I mean, god forbid- Theres a troll out there whos a total gentleman, and knows EVERYTHING about blends of tea. Damn good actor to make himself seem retarded too. If he can know about tea, The dwarf can school the elf's ass.
Then he can go make an artifact weapon for fun.
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No.
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ITT we list things long term DMs do when they finally get to play
>Unintentionally import canon from your setting when making a character
>Think about how you'd run a combat encounter differently, or take notes if it's run better than yours
>Wonder about the structure of the campaign and overall plot
>"This is a good NPC but they seem a little flat, if I were running them..."
>Add new details to a location by describing your character's interactions with it
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>immediately try to figure out how to kill the GMPC
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>This isn't exactly kosher RAW
>Ah well, I'd allow it so I'll assume my DM will too!
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>It's been so long since I played...I'm sure I will fuck this up...
>Oh, I haven't fucked up yet...How can that be? This is unsettling.
>Everything is okay. OMG WHATS GOING ON.
*fucks everything up*
>Oh this is familiar, Okay. all's good
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hey /tg/, i'm interested in running a lotfp weird fantasy campaign with my fledgling group. what's some good inspiration material? currently reading some china mieville stuff and kill six billion demons, but looking for some more stuff to nick from for my setting.
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Try reading stuff that isn't shit hipster material
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>>50359680
Maybe a pop history book about the Thirty Years War or English Civil War to get a feel for the implied time-period?
Afraid I can't make any specific recommendations, that's not my era
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>>50359680
what the fuck actually is that
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Warhammer 40,000 general 2016-11-23 05:56:41 Post No.50359293
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Still no love for orkz or Tyranids? Edition
Freshest Rules:
https://mega.nz/#F!Wl5DAbCb!TYxZG4CgX_x-NJu7JBwbZQ!2tgBUTYI
>Stale PDFs:
https://mega.nz/#F!pFgm0RKR!J06C1gVYcjzNGsF8YNLsjQ!ddAxALZD
https://mega.nz/#F!BxI1HSgI!0tKymKh9RZTzGpgIA5EyCg
https://mega.nz/#F!pFgm0RKR!J06C1gVYcjzNGsF8YNLsjQ
>Outdated FAQs and Errata:
https://www.games-workshop.com/en-GB/Rules-Errata
>40K 7th Edition Quick Reference Sheets:
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/4104995/Games/7edRef.pdf
>Forge World Book Index:
http://www.dakkadakka.com/wiki/en/Forge_World_and_Apocalypse_Rules_Index
>The Black Library (ALWAYS ACCEPT RIDES FROM THE CLOWNS):
https://mega.nz/#F!wx4BiKhD!YhnAf1BqSmAB8dO6xDM56Q!c4pGAJDb
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First for Tau
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What are you hoping is in the Traitor Legions book, what Legion are you and what's your favourite lore about them?
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5 space marines with a heavy weapon Vs stock Predator vs attack bike
Which is best