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>>50669295
The pet spider that she always carries around with her.

Antagonist from couple years ago (of in game time) that my character diablerized.

>>50669295
Oh I know why I have this boner, thanks OP

Shadowrun, but people are actually nice to each other.

>>50661608
High leveled anima game.

The ruins of your reality lie beneath the surface, break the ormus system and go back in time to stop the time where everyone forgot.

>>50661608
Go read Shanara then come back if you still can't figure it out.

First for I thought new thread editions were decided on the last topic in the previous thread, not random OP urges.

>>>50656725
To be fair, the deal was "Accept my gift and I'll make you guys understand the universe, which is what all of you collectively want apparently" without showing them the small print about having cosmic radioactive magical star uranium pumped up your asshole and inevitably becoming you an illogically malicious asshole, yourself. It's a fine line between "buyer getting tricked" and "buyer not giving a shit about the consequences".

Also, if I may chime in that late in the discussion: I believe the big offense people took in the Draenei retcon was that it showed indifference of Blizzard or Metzen in particular. Remember, he "forgot" the Eredar lore when he wrote or at least approved of the Draenei, plus the whole thing reeked of the same inconsistency that a twelve-year old has when they try to write something for the first time where they establish something, then later have a "much cooler idea, I swear u guis!" and just slam it in there with no regards to how much suspension of disbelief they could expect from their audience.

In hindsight, it was the first of several instances of Blizzard or Activision making it obvious how little they cared for something in which people get really emotionally invested, which is why I can accept Draenei pretty fine seeing how I got my unreasonably strong attachment to Warcraft abused so many times I've essentially become dead inside. The porn helps, as well.

>>50659333
>First for I thought new thread editions were decided on the last topic in the previous thread, not random OP urges.
>thatswhereyourewrongkiddo.jpg

I make 90% of these threads, and the OP is usually just a random picture I already have saved, and some sort of saying or meme associated with them

the Nozdormu edition is because I wasn't sure if I'd get home in time to make the thread before the last one 404'd. But I forgot how long threads take to die after they hit page 7 or 8

>>50659333
>In hindsight, it was the first of several instances of Blizzard or Activision making it obvious how little they cared for something in which people get really emotionally invested,
if I cared that much about the draenei, I'd be more annoyed about Akama sperging out over draenei being shit fighters and inexplicably blaming Illidan for it

Get out of bed and get himself a coffee?
Evil does not rise in the morning.

Play music, hit on ladies, work out on his next performance, have drinks and good food, and sometimes get in some alone time for once.
Having a bard as BBEG means he treats himself pretty well in his spare time.

The pirate way - flogging, rum and sodomy.

>>50697384
Easiest way is with an oven, pleb.

>>50697384
Place it in the oven with the number you want rolling more often facing up at a low temp for a few minutes. The plastic will shift slightly and make the bottom end heavier.

>>50697403
>>50697407
Doesn't work with d20. Have tried on multiple occasions.

>>50692944
I ran a campaign that my friends enjoyed. That's nice, right?

I fapped to some bad porn. Is that bad?

>>50692944
I haven't painted all my minis, but I wished for some more anyway. Am I a naughty Anon santa?

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Santa, bring me a pet dragon for Christmas, please.

There's more to Innistrad than the fucking island ya know.

because if they didn't feminists would riot

>>50699292
i realised this after posting but its too late
>>50699295
ok

Depends on the edition.

>>50698709
I'm playing 5th now, so let's talk about 5th.

The question is basically, in D&D, what does extradimensional space look and behave like? Is it up to the Caster's discretion? If I describe a lavish study, is that the interior of rope trick? Or a desert wasteland? Is it a featureless grey void with all the personality of a salt flat? Is it the loading screen from Assassin's Creed? I'm finding out basically nothing about this.

>>50697801
Only way to learn is to practice. Talking into a mirror helps as well.

Practice imitating the voices of the characters you want to imitate and keep doing it until you can pull off a convincing impression

>>50697860
>>50697880
Imitate voices and practice. Got it. Anything else?

first for who put the emperor in charge, I demand a recount, the tau hacked us

>Complain over getting good things edition
*Complain over getting good things that are almost useless unless they FAQ them edition.

Sitting at my LGS, mad at the enginseer and my game for the night bailed on me. Anyone want pics from Imperial Agents?

>>50696999
>could you not?

Anyone who uses this phrase should be beaten to death with a truncheon.

Thank you for the super interesting repost from Facebook friend!

Kill yourself.

>>50696999
I don't understand. What are they upset about?
Is it because there's a girl in the picture?

>>50696307
No, it's just cultural. Same reason poetry and ballet are for fags and hunting and sports are for real men. Playing pretend and making decisions about imaginary situations by using tables of numbers is only acceptable in fantasy football.

>>50696307
D&D was the reason they became popular in the first place. The amount of D&D swag out for a while was absolutely silly. It was never fully mainstream, but it was bigger than "geek culture" in its time.

Tabletop RPGs are a niche because they require a lot of investment relative to other entertainment media.

A lot of the most popular media today requires zero investment- You sit down, put on a movie or a series on netflix, and you will be entertained for a substantial period of time.

Video games require a greater degree of investment, depending on how complex and demanding the game is, but they still do a lot of the work for you under the hood and you can generally pick and choose games that work best for the experience you want.

Tabletop games though, particularly RPGs? You need to put in a lot of work to actually get the enjoyment out of it. Learning the rules, making a character, if you're the GM then working on story and setting elements and so on. While some ultra-light systems are bucking the trend, most RPGs require hours of work before you can even start the first session. And then it might take multiple sessions to resolve a particular story arc in a meaningful and satisfying way.

I love RPGs, because I think the investment is entirely worth it. The amount of fun I have from playing them is more than any other kind of media because of how it allows me to express my creativity and work with a group of other people to tell stories and create experiences that are unique to us, and the medium supports and enables that.

But most people don't want to invest hours or days or weeks of creative effort into something. They might not have the time or the inclination or the aptitude, and that's fine. TTRPG's will always be a niche, and it's not a bug or the fault of any particular game, it's a feature of the medium itself.

>>50696170

Ghoran are canonically delicious.

So tasty you get bonuses to bite them.

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>>50696170
I want to eat you!

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>>50696218
Go on...

Why would I want to?

>>50695870
Shadowrun, Native American Nations 2.

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It's a setting I think about a lot. In many ways, you could reasonably adjust things so that it more closely approaches the European-style anachronistic fantasy.

You have raider folk to the north, such as Tlingit and Haida, that have some interesting armours and skilled sailors. To the south, you have the wealthy Coast Salish peoples, with advanced and well developed systems of marine agriculture and farming.