ITT: Wasted Settings
Post-apocalyptic VR hacker-pirates is SUCH a good concept, but they shit the bed with the whole esoteric Neo bullshit.
I just wanted to see hovercraft crews going on Matrix runs and interacting with all the cool Virtual-World-of-Darkness shit they had going on.
The rogue programs, the agents, the shadowy VR underworld, the pirate crews and their way of life; it was all much more interesting than the main plotline.
Dumping some cool Matrix concepts
>>51229409
You completely missed the point of the movie.
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>>51218409
This sounds surprisingly non-terrible:
Skorne when????
>>51218860
My bet is sometime this week.
What would Rucks say about your character?
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>Plenty worse to come of making them into a pet
>>51209952
>Kid spent all his life climbin' up that ladder
>Tryin' to find some solid ground to put under his boots
>Ended up real high, couldn't even see where he come from
>...
>Didn't care much for the titles and the power
>Hadn't put a lot a' thought into it
>...
>Best way to find solid ground?
>...
>Well, you gotta jump
>>51209952
>Man's gotta have something to believe in
>But when that's all he's got, something gets twisted up
>Kid better he careful, history repeats itself.
>New board game shop opens up in town, along with them it's also gonna haver on Warhammer, Magic and retro games
>Go check on their opening
>Store is literally filled with goths, women with victorian dresses and fat guys with jetblack hair
Why is this the case? Why do so many goths "like" Magic?
Sounds like more of a local problem
>>51204613
Do you even Catan bro?
tfw afraid of other autists so can't go to LGS
Quickly /tg/
I am running a space horror game in less than a a week and i have neglected to find fitting images. Please help a pa/ck/ who is new to dming out
>>51260106
>>51260129
>>51260155
>noob joins group
>teach them how to play
>help them make their first character
>a few months pass
>tell no-book to read the book
>scrub makes excuses why the book is impossible to read
>they stay stupid
>slow down the game, get characters killed and break rules
>get frustrated whenever a ruling isn't in their favor or that their character sucks because they keep forgetting their abilities
>blames the DM
>leaves the group
How do you get noobs to READ THE FUCKING BOOK so they don't turn into no-book clingy scrubs? At what point do you unscrew the training wheels and how do you go about it?
>>51259768
kindly disinvite noob or play a different game or find a way to put more the garbage rules on their character sheet
>>51259768
>playing games so stupidly complex that you need to read the book
>2000+15+2
>>51259768
Just stop reminding him of things. If he complains about this, pass the book to him. If he says it's too hard to read, remind him that everyone else in the group (or at least you) has read it, so obviously it's possible, and helpfully point out the specific pages he needs to familiarize himself with. If he doesn't even attempt after that, then let him leave.
>>51259990
Oh yeah, Fate core, the Black Hack, and Cat are all way too complex. Really in need of a mechanical trim.
I need an no to low magic medieval rpg.
I've been burned out playing dnd and pathfinder and want to try some realistic settings for a while.
Thinking of putting the setting in 14th- 15th century Germany.
Any recommendations?
(I'm also playing with newbies so something rules light would be preferred, but I'll take what I can get)
>>51259285
Bump?
>>51259285
Bumping for the last time I guess
>>51259285
>I need an no to low magic medieval rpg.
There are some Polish RPGs that would fit your bill.
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>>51256161
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>>51259027
Don't you fucking dare repost that goddamn shitty homebrew
I've been planning opening a tcg and board game shop for the past year. I'm still in the midst of planning but I want to get this right.
What things do you think current card/gaming shops lack? What do they do wrong consistantly? What do you YOU want them to have?
I already have a good idea based on how card shops in my city have failed but it's always good to get multiple opinions, especially on a global scale.
>>51258283
Why the fuck are you asking 4chan as opposed to other successful games stores?
Customer is fucking wrong all the time. It's important to determine what advice from the customers you need to ignore in order to not fuck yourself nor alienate other segments of your customers - and the only way to figure that out is to ask other owners.
The customer is fucking retarded and is constantly looking for handouts and free shit at the detriment of you.
>>51258283
As somebody who owns one I can honestly say you are a fucking retard if you do.
The fact you are asking these questions instead of finding them online shows that you do not have the ability to solve the problem yourself. Not only will you be on your own with a store of your own but other store owners have an active resistance to helping out competition in their area.
You will not have employees for years and be working DAILY 14 hour days.
I hope they find your corpse hanging in the backroom of your leased strip mall space when the repo men come to take away the folding tables you bought on loan because you spent the entirety of your opening budget on singles.
>>51258329
I've worked retail for years, I know the customer is never right.
I'm more asking what sort of facilities, products and services you guys think are cool and wish there were more of. My city only has one card shop that is constantly setting up and falling down in the same building under different names. I know I can succeed because the people who run this store are fucking retarded and make the same mistakes over and over again.
Are dice rings dangerous?
>>51258151
Yes?
Why would they be dangerous?
Probably only in whatever sense rings are dangerous (so potentially snagging sleeves and more painful slaps I guess?)
>when you play a crafting character but you don't read the rules
Feels good. I just say what I want to make and the GM does all the work!
>>51257720
>>51257749
That's a damn fine bait gif.
>>51257749
"baito" means "part time job" and sounds like "buy toe"
It should say "beito"
Where were his stats and 5e build again?
>>51257141
Like owlbear, but every time you say "bee" he gains new level.
>>51257141
Holy shit, kill yourself, you unfunny faggot from /b/.
Keep your shitty memes in the spamming board, and stop trying to drag them out of it.
>>51257205
Legit asking, I want to play him for an upcoming campaign
>New campaign, everybody sitting around, rolling characters
>"Anybody mind if I play a Paladin this time?"
>Everyone is cool with it
>First session
>One player reveals he is evil
>Don't even try to be cool and smooth, just flaunt his evilness
>Don't want to start the campaign by dropping the hammer and smiting his ass
>Try to contain, just get shit talked, every session spirals into IC arguing
Every fucking time. Why is it that there are so many people in this hobby who just go insane the moment there is a good guy in the group?
>>51256747
Because any true edgelord evul antihero character needs a foil to bounce off of to show just how cool and rebelious he is
nothing personnel kid
>>51256747
Just smite the kid
>it's what your character would do
>>51256747
Wow, it's almost like your GM should have made sure the PCs could work well together.
So what usualy happens after you rescue the virgin sacrifice? Does she just go home?
No, we make sure that this happens never again.
>>51256547
Make sure that she won't become a candidate for virgin sacrifice again and take her virginity.
>>51256591
>>51256613
This. Deflower her on the spot, or as close to as possible.
Would zoro be more a STR guy or a DEX guy?
Stat me thread!
>>51256454
STR and DEX as a distinction doesn't exist in anywhere but shit inspired by D&D.
But, to answer your question, considering his in-universe training routine, he'd have massive STR, with just enough DEX to qualify for the shit he pulls off.
>>51256478
you just couldn't resist your anti-D&D autism could you?
>>51256454
he's definitely STR. Brook is Dex
>>51256478
>there's no such thing as people who have differing levels of physical strength and manual dexterity
What