Hey /tg/ I am currently working on a 5e game very loosely based off of Runequest's Glorantha and the King of Dragon Pass game (yes that setting with the fucking duck people)
Tell me what you think of my Homebrewed 5e Races for this game
Also, Homebrew Race General
>>51278883
== Bones of the Ancestor ==
Variant Skeleton; Undead
"Human Ancestry" : Bones of the Ancestor are human spirits brought back from the Spirit Plane to once again inhabit their preserved remains for a specific purpose or service
"Swift as Death Himself" : +2 Dexterity ; -4 Charisma
"Gifts of Death" : Immunity to Damage from Poison, Immunity from being Poisoned, Immunity from Exhaustion. You do not need to Eat, Drink or Sleep.
"Ancient Bones" : Vulnerability to Bludgeoning Damage
"Eyes of the Spirit Plane" : Gain Darkvision 60ft
Age: It is impossible to determine the age of the Bones of the Ancestor. They could be a mere 50 years or well over 1000 years. Bones of the Ancestor never age, suffer penalties from aging or die form old age.
Alignment: Tend toward N. Bones of the Ancestor come back from Death to serve a purpose, whatever that may be.
Size: Medium Humanoid; Bones of the Ancestor vary in height and build, but average between 5ft and 6ft tall and ~30lbs.
Speed: Base Walking Speed is 30ft
Languages: You can Speak, Read and Write One Human Clan language and One other language that you knew in life.
Background:You can choose any Two Skills, Any One Weapon to Gain Proficiency with, and One Tool to Gain Proficiency with.
>>51278904
== Sword Spirit ==
Homebrew Undead
"No Body" : No Stat Changes.
"Magic Metal" : You play as a +0 Magic Iron Weapon of your choice. The Weapon must be one primarily made of Iron. If Willing or Unconscious, you can be wielded as a +0 Magic Weapon by anyone. At Level 5, Your Magical Enhancement increases to a +1 Magical Enhancement; At Level 10, Your Magical Enhancement increases to a +2 Magical Enhancement; At Level 15, Your Magical Enhancement increases to a +3 Magical Enhancement.
"Spiritual Manifestation" : As an Action, you can Manifest as a misty Humanoid Spirit or Dismiss the Spirit. The Spirit can wear and use Equipment and uses your Class Levels and Hit Dice. If the Spirit takes damage, that Damage is dealt to your Hit Point Total. If your Hit Point Total Drops to zero, you are Unconscious and the Spirit is Dismissed. If you are Disarmed from the Spirit, the Spirit is Dismissed but can be manifested again as an Action. If the Spirit is Dismissed at any time for any reason, it must once again Don it's Armor and/or Equipment.
"Spiritual Gifts" : Immunity to Damage from Poison, Immunity from being Poisoned, Immunity from Exhaustion. You do not need to Eat, Drink or Sleep.
"Eyes of the Spirit Plane" : Gain Darkvision 60ft
Alignment: Tend toward N. Sword Spirits serve their own goals
Size: Medium Humanoid when manifesting as a Spirit; The Spirit has no weight and manifests between 4-6ft tall. The Weapon has weight equal to the weapon you choose.
Speed: Base Walking Speed is 30ft in Spirit Form; Immobile in Weapon Form.
Languages: You can Speak, Read and Write One Human Clan language and One other language that you knew in life.
Background:You can choose any Two Skills, Any One Weapon to Gain Proficiency with, and One Tool to Gain Proficiency with.
>>51278925
== Uzko ==
Variant Orc
"Matriarchs" : All Uzko are Female
"Mighty" : Gain +2 Strength ; +2 Constitution ; -2 Intelligence
"Blessings of Kyger Litor" : You may spend a bonus action and a hit die during your turn to immediately regain hit points equal to the highest roll on that die plus your Constitution modifier. Alternatively, if you are unconscious, you may use this ability instead of making a death saving throw to immediately stabilize. This ability will not function while you have a level of exhaustion as a result of going without food, or if you have taken fire or acid damage since the start of your last turn. Once you use this ability, you can't use it again until you complete a long rest.
"Voracious" : You are almost always hungry, needing twice as much food as a normal humanoid each day to remain healthy. Additionally, your rapid metabolism works against you, subtracting rather than adding your Constitution modifier to the number of days you can go without food without suffering levels of exhaustion, to a minimum of one. However, you also have advantage on Constitution saving throws made for ingesting poisonous or distasteful substances or from inhaling unpleasant smells, such as a monster's Stench ability or the Stinking Cloud spell.
"Mighty Constitution" : You have advantage on saving throws against mundane diseases. Magical diseases, such as Mummy Rot, affect you normally.
"Shadow Denizens" : Gain Darkvision 60ft
Age: Uzko become Adults at 20 and typically live ~200 years.
Alignment: Tend toward E.
Size: Medium Humanoid; Uzko vary in height and build, but average between 7ft and 8ft tall and ~300-500lbs
Speed: Base Walking Speed is 30ft
Languages: You can Speak, Read and Write Uz and Beastfolk
Background: You can choose any Two Skills, Any One Weapon to Gain Proficiency with, and One Tool to Gain Proficiency with.
If a god of trickery where to curse someone by changing their appearance comma what would the appearance of the player take?
>>51278543
>That grammar and spelling
> appearance comma what
Speech-to-text?
>>51278981
Guilty
>>51278543
The classic, "turn the burly man into a girl." Or, if they're into that, make them extra burly instead.
ITT: Bad RPG plots
>the plot is find the bad guy that killed our families
>then it's revealed the bad guy can mind control everyone, anywhere at will
>after a grueling uphill battle we have him cornered
>he escapes because of GM asspull and heavy ruleslawyering
>the final plot twist is that our families died of natural causes but he changed the memories of how they died just to fuck with us
>we were chasing a man so we could take revenge on him for something that didn't happen
>for an entire campaign
>mfw
>>51278254
Usually these threads are full of fake shit but that's actually one of the most cancerous things I have ever heard that I had to use google to make sure it already wasn't a plot of an anime first before commenting
You have my condolences
Gross dude. Some people really need to back off with the magical realm.
Wow thats the most pointless thing ever. What did the GM have to say about it?
>tfw you can't ever pick an anthromorphic beast race without getting associated with furfags ever again
What went wrong?
>>51278235
Sexualization and memes. It's a shame though you shouldn't care what people think of you.
Forever GM here, anyone playing anything that isn't a human is automatically a fetishist.
Like, shit dude. I run my ERP sessions Saturday at 9:00 PM/ 10:00 PM Central. Save it for then.
>>51278235
Sexualization and pretentious players
What is the best dice app for Android if I don't want to buy physical dice?
>>51277986
I wouldn't accept app dice as a DM, don't really think most others would either
>>51277986
What's the reason for a dice app over a $7 dice set?
>>51278046
Everyone has a smartphone, and most dice apps are free.
AoS faggots BTFO
I have actually.
>>51277663
>Soulstones OR captured slaves
Huh, so I guess the Dark Eldar+Regular Eldar alliance is pretty much confirmed then?
>>51277719
... and jokes. Plus Harlequins.
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What is the difference between the cleric and the paladin? Both are holy warriors (most often) wearing heavy armor and capable of divine magic. The line blurs even more if we're talking about the kinds of life cleric, war cleric and tempest cleric, who can dish it out in the melee.
>>51277241
It's basically the difference between a warrior-priest and a priest-warrior.
4e is pretty fun.
>>51277241
> "Paladins are servants of the gods" meme
In Forgotten Realms, maybe. In other settings, paladins are above petty squables of gods - they are devoted to the concepts of JUSTICE or VENGEANCE or LOYALTY depending on the oath.
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>>51276653
thanks anon
>Every NPC is the GM attempting a poor English accent
Just think of all the games you could be enjoying if you didn't spend all your time making lame threads about what you imagine games are like.
>>51276362
>Every thread is anon complaining about shit that never happened, because he's too busy making these threads to actually play games or come up with original content.
>>51276362
Y'know, I can respect that. It shows the GM is actually trying, even if he's not that good at it.
I want to run a Fallout campaign, need a system. The closer it is to Fallout 1/2 gameplay, the better.
Does anyone have any past experiences running a Fallout RPG?
Also, Fallout RPG general, I guess.
>>51276307
What about the OG fallout pnp?
Fallout was originally going to use GURPS before they ran into licensing issues, so try that.
The Fallout PNP practically rips the rules straight from the game. Not a lot of room for imagination, and a lot of unnecessary shit imo, but if you're going for accuracy...
GURPS next.
For Cadia.
>>51275595
Chaos: Battering Cadia for 10.000years no progress
Necrons: 5minute tinkering, planet goes boom
WHO IS THE REAL THREAT?
Stubbs is gonna bring back the thunder
>>51275620
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Write a thing, layout it and publish a PDF on DriveThru.
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>>51275397
Use Kickstarter to force your way in.
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>>51275349
Robes of Arcane Heritage.
My DM throws around strong magic items like candy. Snagged one of these at level 6. I am become death.
>>51275349
In Giantslayer we came across Giant Porn Tapestries.
My most cherished treasure isthe love and affection I feel for you!
And gemstones. I love me some sapphires!
Wargamer here. A player at one of my games decided to spend a rather good chunk of money on some artisan ruler. Now, this player knew that I always handed out red whippy sticks to use from gamesworkshop that are "fair" as possible.
Now he is upset that I am not letting him use his gay little ruler and forcing him to use ugly ass gamesworkshop still.
What would you do with a little shithead who thinks his fancy ruler matter when they are obviously not the right length?
>>51275302
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting
>>51275302
How DARE this player use anything other than something that claims to be accurate beyond any reasonable requirement for a hobby? BAN HIM!
>>51275302
Stop shitposting.
Thin your paints edition.
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>roll out that Belisarius Cawl + Custodes squad + TPD with Auto Caduceus deathstar vs 10 Assault Termies and Lysander
>595 points vs 680 points
>4 turns
>8 rounds of combat
>Lysander unit wiped out
>Custodes unit came out with 2 wounds left on Belisarius
>roll for d3 regen and TPD repair
>back at 4 wounds
Assault Terminators are a sad joke. The only time they ever even got to use their armor was against the Mechandrites and Dataspikes and even against that they took some losses due to the sheer mass of attacks.