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Your DM sucks cock

Leave the group immediately.

You volunteer the group for suicide mission after suicide mission, still a palain thing to do. if people accuse you of trying to get them killed, tell them that yes your are, because it is a great honor to die in a battle.

bls resbond
Warframe game*

Depending on taste/what you want to focus on, M&M, Legend of the Wulin, Savage worlds, Strike!/refluffed 4e, possibly even Fate.

>>51433931
>Strike!/refluffed 4e
There's a game called Valor which satisfies that well and does interesting things. I'd describe it as descriptive, rather than prescriptive, because it has 'concept first' character creation rather than discrete classes: Attack powers are built by the players out of a template/modifier system. You more-or-less automatically fall into their 'role' types, or at least achieve those same sorts of strengths and weaknesses, based on the way you distribute your core stats, thanks to how the game uses secondary attributes.

Also there's a Launched status effect where you knock someone's ass in the air like it's a fighting game and other players can combo off of it and do bonus damage.
And that's pretty Warframe, if you ask me.

>>51433510
>Saucy novellas about dragon kidnappings have inspired dozens of princesses to run away from home and seek out a dreamy dragon of their own.

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>>51433510
>What dragons really like are old men

>>51433592
>Orc rape doujins have inspired many bored elf maidens to seek out big, green, savage cocks
>The average male orc is a salaryman whose orc cock is on the smaller side of average and has practically no libido

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>>51433061
1st for the iron fourth

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Melta guns or auto cannons on attack bikes? Assume multiple bikes

White scars

Which primarch could lift more pl8s

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>>51432892
Tauren are one of the few things I enjoy in Warcraft lore. Minotaurs are cool, native American tropes are cool, both are fairly underused. Slap them both together, add a side of Noble Savage and Gentile Giant (two tropes I enjoy) and you've got basically the only thing worth writing home about in Warcraft.

Selfless bump

Could be better, could be worse.

>>51432353
Why is it mediocre?

However you damn well like. It's a fantasy city.

You can explain it or justify it with magic, divine blessings or some other bullshit, or you could just have it be a thing.

>>51432203
The sewage and waste disposal systems need to be not shit for one

>>51432203
>Magic™

Well, I would have one instead of having zero.

>What if character portraits were randomly assigned?
What did he mean by this?

>>51430422

Before character creation, you are given a character portrait. This image is selected by a robot.

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>>51429129
Make them social creatures who live in loving, nuclear families like actual wolves tend to do in the wild.

>>51429129
>le ebin werewolves furries comparison XD

>>51429129
Give them actual wolf mentality (packs, alpha/omega, and whatnot) Make the transformation painful, no rape; just killing/eating, either make them turn only during the time the moon is out or make them weak enough but still strong to turn anytime.

>dick is twice as big
>doesnt work

>>51428396
Level 7 is awfully soon to be letting players swing around the equivalent of 9th-level spells. Anyway, Wish as it's currently worded always leaves the DM an escape hatch when it's used for anything other than duplicating a spell: it may simply fail and do nothing.

There are a few traditional ways to pervert wishes. Bringing someone back from the dead can result in a Monkey's Paw situation: basically casting Animate Dead when you meant to cast Raise Dead. The wish perversions cited in D&D the most are simply teleporting someone into the presence of a unique item's current owner when they wish for that item, or transporting someone into the future if they wish for an enemy's death. Wishing for higher ability scores used to grant you only +0.1 to that score, useless unless you could get 9 other wishes. Any kind of clause tacked onto a wish to try to avoid unpleasant surprises can be circumvented by the efreet explaining exactly how he will pervert the wish before he grants it - that way it's no longer a surprise.

>>51428396
Don't use the Wish spell, run your djinn like Arabian Nights.
The djinn is a servant, and actually *does* the things you ask it.
When it fulfills It's debt, it's free.

But it doesn't just snap it's fingers to bring 10 million gp, or whatever.
It'll give you whatever it already has, then go out to earn (or steal) more for you.
And it can't conjure a castle on request, but could build one fairly quickly, etc.

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dang, I thought I had the full map with Yokuda included, now the image doesn't exactly fit with the edition

whatever, we can make it a redguard/yokuda/hammerfell edition

>>51427453

> She spends almost an hour going through a slice of life segment in her home village, gathering herbs for her grandmother, socializing with other townsfolk, that sort of thing, when, surprise, surprise, the dark lord arrives. Legends of her beauty are spread across the land, and the dark lord who conquered the continent must've heard them. He extorted her into marrying him, by promising to elevate her family to nobility and make her a queen, and claimed he would slaughter her family, torch her home, and take her as a slave. Like I said, he's a dark lord.

> She accepted, and then we went time-skipped a week, and went through a brief marriage/feast segment, were she got to know her husband better and met a few noblemen and influential people in the kingdom. After that, we had a very sweaty, and graphic erotic bedroom scene between her virgin character and the dark lord. I'm a virgin myself, but I've read up on the subject extensively, and am quite a descriptive GM, she seemed fairly aroused by the end of it, and I called the session there.

Which brings me to you, /tg/, tell me, besides sleeping with him, what would the wife of a dark lord actually do? I'd appreciate a response to the thread, I'm also looking for any suggestions, plot hooks, and potential plot-lines you might have in mind, and I'm extremely grateful to those of you who respond.

You have no idea how greentext works

>>51427654

I don't, I usually just lurk and shitpost in bait threads but this time I seriously need your, and the rest of /tg/'s, advice.

>>51424155
Don't let him steal from group members unless he wants to get his ass kicked by all of them collectively.

LE is usually not a problem in campaigns, NE somewhat moreso. CN and CE are the ones you have to watch out for.

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Let me give you some useful advice as DM.

NEVER allow evil characters in a party. Never run campaigns for evil parties. Your friend is a faggot. Tell him to quit being a faggot or else don't include him in the game.

That is all.

>>51424155
If he plays an evil character let his evilness be a flaw if another player notices him stealing then let pvp happen. Paladins notice his evil, any decent villager be wary for them. In essence punish him for being evil.

>>51424033
>A game that's moderately popular.
Figure out where the local gamestores are, go to them and ask what's popular there

Chances are they'll have a handful of regularly played games. Once you have that knowledge you can better make your decision. It also gives you a good idea as to which stores you'd actually want to give your money to and spend time at.

>>51424033

This >>51424042

See what grows well in the ground before deciding on what to plant. Although if you find something else that tickles your fancy you may just have to become a gardener and plant some seeds yourself.

>>51424033
play 40k
play as tau
get a few riptides, stormsurge, and some crisis battle suits and you are set

>So we've all seen that player who 'totally recorded that, I record everything!'
You know on one hand that's bullshit, but on the other hand, plenty of things happen too fast for you to record the whole thing without using some sort of retro-cache technology, so perhaps such technology does exist allows you to retroactively start recording things with your cybereyes?

>>51422282
The Electronic Witness quality is literally 'I record everything'

>>51422347
This.