Post your stupid MTG memes
>If it's a land
>>51459985
It upsets me an inordinate amount that this isn't a 16/16.
Dear /tg/,
How would you personally go about making a setting that took place entirely within an enormous biodome?
Easy mode: Science Fiction setting.
Hard Mode: Medieval (high or low- your choice) Fantasy setting.
Wild Mode: Little bit of both genre.
>>51482351
A super powerful wizard has created storms that kill anything around an island. The outside world grows and grows in technology, but so does the wizards power. He wants to rule his own chunk of the world without any outside interference
>>51482351
How enormous? Who constructed it?
>>51482478
>How enormous? Who constructed it?
That's for you to decide, anon.
Hello /tg/! I'm here seeking for advice and ideas for the next campaign that I'll run: an eastern campaign!
What kind of myths or stories could I use for inspiration?
What kind of creatures, spirits, races, animals or monsters could appear as NPCs?
Anyone here that has already run a eastern campaign setting have some useful advice for me?
How do you mean 'Eastern'? That is a pretty broad descriptor which could mean any number of things.
>>51481566
It's more about eastern fantasy. Something about Japan, India and China myths - about the magic of the myths that occurs in these places.
I've got some advice for you.
Be real fucking careful about your players. All it takes is one obnoxious armchair historyfag to ruin it for everyone by constantly whining about "inaccuracies" and trying to take advantage of cultural quirks from wherever the setting is based that might not actually be true in-setting. Either know the people you're playing with, go full historical, or be ready to shut that shit down quick.
What type of dog breed would be the Emperor's favorite?
Depends on the Emperor.
And the setting.
Shih tzu.
doubtlessly one that the emperor genetically created himself, that were psykers that produced a calming effect in humans and pure terror in foul xenos.
Or something equally horseshit
Its true. The nutters at PETA are taking aim at WH40K. As if the world weren't crazy enough already. Despite Matt Ward's many failings, he managed to produce something in reply that's actually quite funny.
http://io9.gizmodo.com/peta-wants-fictional-space-vikings-from-the-year-40-000-1791777849
Here is a link to an article.
>>51480189
>>51478919
>>51471959
>>51475317
>>51479101
shhhhhuuuuttttttt uuuuuuuuppppp
Can we ignore the whole PETA thing and focus on a Matt Ward Love In. What a surprise heel turn.
Pathfinder General /pfg/
Have you ever played an evil game? How did it go?
Unified /pfg/ link repository: http://pastebin.com/hAfKSnWW
Avowed Playtest 1:
https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B5HkyGRtGZy3SWVhdWFBWERWWjg
Avowed Playtest 2: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1rV7kaF9JL2gw9xQalkEnlEDL9WXtbsaCqNABm_pLIgc/edit?usp=sharing
Malefex Playtest: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1W3LrE8WyIxxYRr8d9dHsWioeUk_-HZaSMqVWRnzc9Fc/edit?usp=sharing
Spheres of Might previews:
Part 1: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1aLaYQEFAWU4zQBx58boJPPaySLgJc0Emmw9eKyIJeGI/
Part 2: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1pyLq03W2ju58PcKOUq5YXoFowf_weBNzuWtjCMdINXk/edit
Part 3: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-LAt9Ti5pcnvHY4KnFRuItCjqtGM-YJC5r_0zXiKKUk/edit
>>51479129
Shit, forgot
Last thread >>51474191
KEEP YOUR GODDAMN CHILDREN SAFE WHILE YOU ADVENTURE WITH THEM, THEY'RE NOT EQUIPMENT EXTENSIONS
Right now I'm playing the party "leader" and face, although my character is reluctant to consider himself the former.
I'm trying to encourage the party to gather some kind of formation in combat to help protect squishier players while exposing our front-liners to enemies. I know you can do the loose "melee front, ranged/caster in the back" motif, but that is far from perfect.
Does anyone have any good examples of party formations that we can adopt to keep our shit together? On more than one occasion we've been a bit spread out and exposed/flanked (in the literal sense, not the game sense).
Apologize!
>>51479101
Please introduce renegade imperial army led by fanatic Peeta "The critter killer" Euthenasia ex-commissar
>>51479101
I agree, please make 40k free from furries.
>>51479101
>but wearing the skins of dead animals doesn't take skill
clearly they've never been to Fenris
Anyone know about this game? Its called EpicSpellWars. Thing is they don't sell these where I live, so if anyone knows where I can get them please let me know. General EpicSpellWars thread.
>>51478820
Have you tried amazon? They have it on the .co.uk version
Played my friend's copy of it and it's a pretty fun game that you can learn the rules of quickly
>>51479616
Yeah looks simple and fun.
I am throwing high level players into a lair of a cult that is trying to summon something big and scary. Problem is, I don't really know what to throw at them.
What kinds of things do you like to put in your cults? What strange, terrifying creatures might be worthy of a big cult?
Hardmode: Don't relate it to archdevils and demon lords.
>>51476940
This.
Its called a harvester like a flesh golem but with living people.
Or corpses with one living controller.
Call it a failed attempt at giving a demon a humanesque body.
>>51476940
Do you watch doctor who?
If so summon this guy.
>>51476940
>High power magic users
>Animated Objects
>Ooze
>Undead versions of anything from the local area
>Undead type creatures (Ghosts, Wraiths, Wights, Vampires ect)
>Extraplanar creatures of non-good alignments
>Corrupted/Possesed/Mind controlled Fey
>Golems of any kind
>Homunculi
>Evil Dragons
>Corpse Gatherer (Pic NOT related)
>Cadaver Collector (Pic related)
The final full version of Blades in the Dark is getting released today.
Share it if you got it.
>>51476904
only for pictures of cute girls
>>51477719
Cute enough for you?
>>51478306
no i need innocent cute
>DM sets up a mini-campaign for about a month's worth of sessions, where we all play fictional versions of ourselves with classes (think the D&D cartoon)
>DM & I are university-trained actors from the same facility; my speciality was/is comedic acting, monologue and vocal performances at volume with a massive, booming voice - the DM was my director for many pieces in our old amateur theatre company
>I'm physically the largest and strongest of the group, so I pick Cleric and choose to tank
>As we're rolling up ourselves and looking up skills, I jokingly ask my DM if I can get 1d4 AoE force damage if I bellow at my enemies whilst using Prestidigitation to amplify it to three times its normal volume
>DM looks at me curiously for a few seconds, and then agrees
>End up using this as an emergency weapon to great effect in all the sessions in this mini-campaign
Who was in the wrong here?
>>51475812
No one?
>>51475812
Was someone necessarily in the wrong?
I don't see it
>>51475812
No one? If no one takes offense to anything, no one did anything wrong. Thanks for telling a story though I guess.
>be me
>WoD DM since forever
>when I start with a new group I always make them play as humans before any supernatural creatures in a 'horror' or 'mystery' type of games (Cthulhu style)
>always end up using weird supernatural conspiracy theories
Do you use this kind of scenarios often ?
Examples I've used :
>government uses Changelings to make some precise people sleepwalk to solve problems they can't handle officially
>set during prohibition, mafia teaming up with vampires for them to keep away cops from drinking places (which become drinking places for them too)
>during Franco's reign in Spain, government is taking children from poor (non-Franquist) families to give them to rich (Franquist) families "for them to livebetter lifes" but a part of these agents are taking the children to perform some twisted magic
>>51474694
9\11 Was because a mage lost a will check and he got possessed.
This is what happened to my character.
>>51474802
Forces can't melt steel beams
>>51474893
Dragon age possession.
Eating everyone's souls.
But I get the meme.
Pathfinder General /pfg/
Fashion edition.
Do you think "adventurer garb" is fashionable amongst nobility? What quantifies as adventurer garb?
Unified /pfg/ link repository:http://pastebin.com/hAfKSnWW
Avowed Playtest 1:
https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B5HkyGRtGZy3SWVhdWFBWERWWjg
Avowed Playtest 2:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1rV7kaF9JL2gw9xQalkEnlEDL9WXtbsaCqNABm_pLIgc/edit?usp=sharing
Spheres of Might preview:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-LAt9Ti5pcnvHY4KnFRuItCjqtGM-YJC5r_0zXiKKUk/edit?usp=sharing
Old Thread:>>51469667
>>51474191
What is adventurer garb? My character wears traveling gear when he needs to, normal clothes on Downtime, and armor when he expects a fight.
>>51474191
Unified /pfg/ link repository: http://pastebin.com/hAfKSnWW
Avowed Playtest 1:
https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B5HkyGRtGZy3SWVhdWFBWERWWjg
Avowed Playtest 2: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1rV7kaF9JL2gw9xQalkEnlEDL9WXtbsaCqNABm_pLIgc/edit?usp=sharing
Malefex Playtest: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1W3LrE8WyIxxYRr8d9dHsWioeUk_-HZaSMqVWRnzc9Fc/edit?usp=sharing
Spheres of Might previews:
Part 1: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1aLaYQEFAWU4zQBx58boJPPaySLgJc0Emmw9eKyIJeGI/
Part 2: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1pyLq03W2ju58PcKOUq5YXoFowf_weBNzuWtjCMdINXk/edit
Part 3: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-LAt9Ti5pcnvHY4KnFRuItCjqtGM-YJC5r_0zXiKKUk/edit
>>51474525
y'know, chainmail accents, POCKETS AND POUCHES, black or dark brown leather, cloaks.
Great groups of guardsmen is good edition.
>>51467642
>THIS IS THE ROSTER CREATOR, WE LOVE POINTING IT OUT SO PLEASE ASK FOR IT!
https://webapplications-webroster.rhcloud.com/rc/web/#/rosterCreator
>Rules and such. Use Readium for epubs. Sorry, it's shit but it'll read 3s.
https://mega.nz/#F!BxI1HSgI!0tKymKh9RZTzGpgIA5EyCg
https://mega.nz/#F!pFgm0RKR!J06C1gVYcjzNGsF8YNLsjQ
>FAQs and errata
https://www.games-workshop.com/en-JP/Rules-Errata
>40K 7th Edition Quick Reference Sheets:
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/4104995/Games/7edRef.pdf
>Forge World Book Index:
http://www.dakkadakka.com/wiki/en/Forge_World_and_Apocalypse_Rules_Index
>The Black Library (Rubricae beware, we've been given a wraithvacuum wraithcleaner by our Craftworld friends in preparation for GS2)
https://mega.nz/#F!wx4BiKhD!YhnAf1BqSmAB8dO6xDM56Q
First for undecided armies!
Someone forgot to make a new general sub edition
I noticed a trend in the Gathering of the Storm books. Each of the two factions that form the focus on the book lose something or have something bad happen to them.
>Imperium ----> Cadia
>Eldar -----> Ball-Tan
Assuming the other books follow the same trend, what will happen to the other factions? What are they going to lose for plot progress?
I summon you from slumber, awaken my master! [Kamigakari Anon]!
I have a question about high talents, do you acquire ONLY on Levels multiple of 5? Or can you acquire after you reached either Level 5 or 10 on any other level? This is incredibly important.
Bump.
>>51473268
Hello! You may acquire them only on multiples of 5. So in effect you get 4 High Talents total, not counting the two automatically acquired ones at level 10 and 20. You can also choose not to take a High Talent at any of those levels (but who would...)
Also if you hit level 10, you can take either a level 5 or a 10 High Talent, and when you hit 15 you can take a 15, 10, or 5 Talent, and so on.
Also, reminder you can find extra stuff for Kamigakari in my pastebin. I update it largely on weekends, and this weekend I did quite a lot for the Requiem book!
http://pastebin.com/u/RoyalTeaRed
Keep in mind these translations are rough, unfinished, and unedited.
Once I finish all the non-weapon items I'll be moving on to Damocles to do extra player options there, then doing the same for Chronos. After that I'll swing back around and finish off Requiem's GM section.