Am I just a grumpy fuck or do other folk enjoy playing their analog goodness with a modicum of seriousness?
In RPGs everyone always does dumb shit and acts like derpy faggots, same with any board games where there's any kind of campaign.
My Kingdom Death is coming soon and I'm almost debating on disappearing for a few months and playing it solo since everyone who is interested is among the ones who make their names "Timmy Stonecock" and acts like a retard.
Humor is a necessary tactic to survive the horror of existence. Without humor life in the game isn't worth it. Don't worry, the jokes won't last forever. As long as you laugh along with your people, they will come to respect you and stop making dumbass jokes when you ask.
>>55098814
when timmy stonecock gets pulverized and his wife's pregnancy is terminated, the jokes will stop.
>>55098750
Having some light humour makes the serious times more serious, and also more bearable.
The Tyranids come by earth right now. How would earth/the nations of the world react and fair against them?
Kill ourselves with nukes, everyone dies and Tyranids feast on the carcass.
>>55097207
Before they even reach the Earth, they all spontaneously disappear. Their last known location was off the orbit of Saturn.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sh2-P8hG5-E
>>55097207
How would they even find us?
Earth is filled with nothing but Blanks.
What is the best world if darkness bookend why is it gurps vampire?
Seriously though, anybody played this? I'm considering it for my next vampire campaign. Not a fan of the oWoD system or the nWoD splats, but I do enjoy me some GURPS and it's flexibility.
>>55096106
It's a decent way to play vampire, though I'd note that it is outdated and will need some conversion, though not too much. You can handle all the conversions yourself without too much trouble, especally if you know GURPS.
Note that GURPS is somewhat more deadly then the OWOD system and less swing-ey. If you get into a hard fight with armed humans you are more likely to regret it.
>>55096412
I did see it was for gurps 3e. But aside from new magic systems, not that much seems to be different between the editions other than point costs.
post the pdf then you dork
Fat & lazy edition
Starfinder General /sfg/
What have you done with the powered armor rules? Have you homebrewed powered armor at more levels? Used them for mecha?
/sfg/ unified link repository: https://pastebin.com/BBVzM7tm
Cheatsheet: http://paizo.com/paizo/blog/v5748dyo5lk2n?Starfinder-Cheat-Sheet
FAQ: http://paizo.com/starfinder/faq
Old Thread: >>55073963
>the earth was without form, and deep; and darkness was upon the face of the void. And the Spirit of Old moved upon the face of the void.
Campaign idea hot off the presses: Acererak returns as the Space Ghost Supreme.
>tfw no campaign
>>55093908
well then have a drink
Pathfinder General /pfg/
Gift Edition: When was the last time your PC ever received or gave a gift? What was it?
/pfg/ Link Repository: https://pastebin.com/JLu5xXML
Current Playtests: https://pastebin.com/quSzkadj
Old Thread: >>55079415
>>55093714
>Received
Someone he cares for very much offered him some of their special blend of herbal drink. Tasted pretty good.
>Gave
Planning on making them a necklace, but all he had to give in return when he got his gift waslove
>>55093946
>giving someone a necklace
Gaaaaaaay
>>55094853
It's the thought that counts, isn't it? I just thought it'd look good on them.
"killllllllllll............... meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" edition
>Citadel Painting Guides:
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/drb4mezm6792i/not_citadel_nothing_to_see_here
>Figure painter magazine issues 1-36
https://mega.nz/#F!0AIGDAxL!xOT6MK3oiGpBB1pQaNy5lg
>Paint range compatibility chart across manufacturers
http://www.dakkadakka.com/wiki/en/Paint_Range_Compatibility_Chart
>Painting Videos only
https://mega.nz/#F!fkcliY4L!mhdmIs2lT3mFG3VwoLO8Qw
https://mega.nz/#F!XEJSFDCL!9ZZKiLi6M_wguI1uTpyjPg
https://mega.co.nz/#F!WUsUlSLb!556OumKLhusFd9Fw5dBMdA
>DIY Lightbox
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyxzC5kqbyw
>DIY Spraybooth
http://www.starshipmodeler.com/tech/pa_booth.htm
>DIY Wet Palette
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96mjmqWTPfM
>How to Moldlines
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4LZ8iCSkeU
>Fuckin Magnets how do they work?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8Tkw7ttTIo
http://www.miniwargaming.com/magnet-guide
http://www.bolterandchainsword.com/topic/297605-tutorial-magnetisation/
>List of mini manufacturers for converting and proxy
http://pastebin.com/p6bVhGsg
>Stripping Paint (yes, the ellipses are part of the URL!)
http://www.dakkadakka.com/wiki/en/Dakka_Modeling_FAQ:_How_to_Strip...
>Priming With Acrylic Gesso
https://www.dakkadakka.com/wiki/en/Priming_With_Acrylic_Gesso
>Green Stuff Casting
http://fromthewarp.blogspot.com/2011/11/molding-and-casting-shoulderpads.html
http://masteroftheforge.com/2012/05/21/rubber-molds-green-stuff/
http://masteroftheforge.com/2012/07/17/green-stuff-cast-shoulder-pad/
>On the consequences of insufficient ventilation
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chronic_solvent-induced_encephalopathy
http://www.hse.gov.uk/pubns/indg273.pdf
>Archive 1.1.0.7.6.3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSCOaowF2UI
>Previous Thread
>>55071751
Almost time for highlights.
It's time.
Post your new work next to your old work.
This fell caller isn't the most recent thing I've done, but it's the only picture I had on hand.
>>55094119
It's a repost, but I'll join in
I'm a Drawfag, who like Buns and /tg/ in general! So I thought, I'd make a Thread to draw Buns and you can give me request to draw stuff with Buns doing /tg/ related things in /tg/ related scenarios and settings. Relatedly!
40k Buns? Go for it! Magic Buns? Why not! All I ask is to prepare a reference just in case I have literally no idea what you're talking about.
I'll probably be deleted by the mods if I don't belong here, so no worries If I make this! But until then, let have some Fun with Buns!
>>55093524
How about an Yvraine Bun?
>>55093623
Coming right up!
Ahl Bunssed?
For a quick Stand, use the following method-
>http://music.wikia.com/wiki/Music_Wiki
Hit random for the name.
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Superpower_Wiki
Same deal for the powers.
OR just use
>http://www.pages.drexel.edu/~dft29/Stand_Generator/Stand-Generation-Overdrive.html
Then, write it up
>http://jjba.wikia.com/wiki/Stand
Everything you ever wanted to know about Stands, but were too afraid to ask.
>Fate Hack
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1zSVraUd9wWeWNyMDVwSFRUYUE/view
>JoJo's Bizarre Adventure - The RPG
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ReSnZDUvIhpCG0X_8S5C-7P5vBRUb0P08gedAvs0oMc/view
>Bizarre Adventures D6
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1VlAY7cRO6TYs7NlA8WmzOE4Z-37FeqMHRupfkQfySec/view
>Bizarre Adventures D10
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1tgHTQY5OfUQMxXNLbBQd-Wrwv5fLSax-RGOsXuUUmIs/edit
>Bizarre Adventures D100
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1V5mZwgz_Y0L-eoFsZwiPab53vpXQHNSfMY-wjDImPYA/edit
>Heroic Roleplaying
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1zSVraUd9wWYlVrVk1qRUNScnc/view
>JoJo RP
https://docs.google.com/document/d/139573BnooznfR0RRb0i9cydXDWzrfdkvl88D0JKTBqU/edit
>Base6 JoJo
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B3vQjyD7uhB1eHEtNHUzMWt3SVU/view
>Every Stand Is John's
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1RifJ4S_WEr1vkiGnO7h9VkgpQYuorw3USJOhHkPizXE/edit
Other Systems
>Monsters and Other Childish Things
>Mutants & Masterminds
>Marvel Heroic
>FATE
>Savage Worlds
>Don't Rest Your Head
>Shadowrun (Adept or Mystic Adept with a Geas of POSING)
>Wild Talents (WIP houserules here: http://pastebin.com/bQqAMV5k)
Thread Question: What are your Non-Stand characters?
>>55089379
>What are your Non-Stand characters?
In each of our campaigns, we've had a recurring character who always unwillingly gets involved with stand shenanigans despite his best attempts.
He was a random goon from the Speedwagon Foundation named Tom, who showed up as a chauffeur for the party, and immediately got caught in the crossfire of the next few stand battles. The party made it a point to get Tom out unscathed despite him having (at this point) no character other than being the random driver. Over the course of this adventure, he developed a drinking problem to help deal with the nonsense that kept getting thrown at him. And by drinking problem, I don't mean that he drank too much, but that he kept getting randomly cockblocked by enemy stands whenever he tried to get a drink.
After he dropped off the first party at their destination, he retired temporarily from his position at the Speedwagon Foundation to work at the mail room of a nearby college. Much to his chagrin, stand bullshit started happening around the school right before the term started, and two of the members of the original party became professors at the school. (2nd campaign)
After dealing with that nonsense, Tom went back to the Speedwagon Foundation to spearhead a small police force to deal with small-scale stand nonsense because he was getting thoroughly sick of this shit. Unfortunately, this meant that he still had to deal with stand users, but at least they're fighting away from him this time. (current campaign)
>pic related
Previous thread >>55086530
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>https://www.dropbox.com/s/kno4yv719g88pol/Tutorials.zip?dl=0
Figure Drawing:
>http://www.quickposes.com/pages/random
Beginners Guide to Drawing:
>https://archive.is/GNIq1
The w/ic/i art Guide:
>https://sites.google.com/site/ourwici/
Anchor for comfy centaur.
>>55088834
Can I get someone to do my Islander Elf Fighter?
He's a brown tropical elf, auburn hair, green eyes, dressed like 1, posed like 2 with the sword in 3, and instead of black, the middle of the sword is a bright emerald green.
He's kind of a jerk/hero type that found this weird sword in a cave that became exposed after a volcanic eruption (as did the rest of the party). It's cursed of course but we're not yet sure of the nature of the curse, but the idiot is proud of his stupid cursed sword because his peers are using clubs or rusted, beatup blades taken from pirates
Thanks!
Hey all, requesting a hilarious sight from my last session.
I'm requesting an adult moose holding a small pony in its antlers jumping across a broken bridge in a dramatic fashion. (The moose is our druid and the pony is his mount, but the pony wasn't able to clear the 15+ foot gap. He scooped the pony up in his antlers like a cradle and successfully jumped the chasm.)
Thanks in advance!
If Horus had not fallen to the ruinous power how noblebright would the 41st millenium be?for humans of course cause the xenos are fucked
>>55087387
Magnus has his ass firmly set on the golden throne keeping the human webway open.
I really don't know what the other 17 primarchs would be doing in these 10 thousand years.
The Emperor grand plan of elevating humanity to a fully psychic race free from the perils of warp through eungenics, would certainly makes thing rough to the normal Imperial citizen.
The Mechanicus is what I'm most interested after conquering the whole the Emperor would certainly try to deal with their little cult, and thing could get really bad reallt fast.
Lorgar becomes the archtraitor instead.
The Gods wouldn't stop trying for revenge.
>>55087547
>would certainly makes thing rough to the normal Imperial citizen.
Why?
What extinct animals would make for good creatures in a fantasy setting?
Bonus points for non-dinosaurs.
I personally really like Entelodonts. Giant hell pigs as apex predators are extremely terrifying.
I prefer gnolls to keep them as battle beasts, instead of Hyaenadons.
Terror birds. Like chocobos, but not homosexual.
Dire wolves
How do you like your magic circles, /tg/?
>>55083488
Noncircular.
Absurdly complicated.
>>55083488
Nonexistent, just like magic itself
>Your last PC is now the Bad guyin your next game
What happens?
He tries to plunge the world in constant war to power his patron deity, who is a god of war
>Last PC was a bad guy
What do I do now OP?
>aboleth hugging cultist is now more of a bad guy than before
Oh no
Why are dwarves so much better than elves?
>>55077145
Because you're gay.
>>55077145
>Why is [insert subjective opinion] objectively fact?
weak bait. Go to bed
>>55077184
>bumping it
fuck off