Why is Pathfinder, out of all systems, the one that attracts the most kitsune-obsessed weeaboos and degenerates?
Why does 5E attract tryhards?
>>51532094
Probs because they provide a race for it but aren't overtly furry as a whole.
And it's a good race mechanically.
>>51532094
Why do people judge a system based on an imageboard?
RUMORED LEAK: MM15 WILL INCLUDE 12 EXISTING CARDS THAT HAVE NOT YET HAD A MODERN-LEGAL PRINT, AS WELL AS 8 BRAND-NEW CARDS. THIS NEWS WILL BE OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCED ON FEBRUARY 18th, 11AM PST.
The existing cards being introduced to Modern for the first time are:
Counterspell
Chain Lightning
Flametongue Kavu
Stifle
Innocent Blood
Dust Bowl
Nimble Mongoose
Opt
Containment Priest
Goblin Matron
Karakas
Baleful Strix
New Cards:
{The 5 Allied Color Swords}
{The Blue and the Green Collective Escalate cards}
{A new and powerful 2-mana monowhite creature}
>>51532080
>New Cards
>Counterspell and Chain-fucking-Lightning
>Proofsbirb.jpg
>>51532080
>being this dumb.
Anon, I'm going to need you to post contact info so that when I screencap this and post it February 18th you can't just pretend like you weren't autistic today.
>>51532080
It almost sounds too good to be true, but any rumor about the ally-colored Swords has my attention.
'member when Order of the Stick was good? I don't
>>51532059
>all those words
>terrible dialogue
>overexplained joke at the end
Someone needs to put this thing out of its misery.
>>51532059
Can't tell if bait or legit. Yeah nowadays it's gone under, but the originals were ok, I guess.
>>51532059
Why do we still even track this comic?
I think it's time to just let it go.
Best heresy reactions, building a folder
Forgive me if this is fucking stupid, but whats happening in the other galaxies in the 40k universe
>>51531131
Nobody knows
You'll get some meme answers of 'It's all Tyranids' or 'What the Tyranids are Running From'
But nobody knows
>>51531131
Rogue Traders.
>>51531131
orks
What is the endgame of evil PC's?
>>51531119
I have an evil PC.
His end game is to do what he wants.
He helps people, but he also helps himself, and if someones being a douche, tends to abandon any moral obligation to be nice to them.
I can't speak for every evil PC, but mines motivation seems to be more what I always thought chaos was supposed to be, in that he wants to do what he wants, moral codes or laws be damned.
>>51531119
>What is the endgame of evil PC's?
To Vindicate that her Teachings were correct.
Become a noble and live comfortably with little sister.
I've been wanting to get into D&D for some time now but most my friends are too normie. Though some are interest now and I'd like to find some sort of premade intro to the game. Everything pregenerated so they don't lose interest fast.
Is there some sort of normiebox set I could buy? I've seen the starter sets but that might be too advanced for these people.
Or maybe some content I can print out and piece together and buy some dice?
>>51530865
This is what you want to buy. It comes with everything.
>>51531222
>>51530865
Pretty much this. There's a case argument for some of the boxes sets for older editions, but 5e intro set and 5e really has become the gateway to RPGs.
Yeah, yeah, I know you guys hate 5e because X and it teaches newbies the wrong way to Y, which makes them bad players because of it. Get over it. Nothing can really come close to it in terms of marketing, ease-to-depth of gameplay ratio, and widespread playerbase.
>>51531222
>>51531297
Any required supplements if I want to sit down this weekend and get started? Some youtube review said there are no miniatures or maps.
So, we all know a medieval mace usually weighted somwhere in a range of 1,2kg/2,6lbs to 2,5kg/5lbs max at the head, had a two, maybe, three foot-long shaft with a leather handle at the end.
And we all know maces could be swung with devasting effects to one's face, limb or torso in a single hit.
But wait.
What do we also know that weights about the same and can also be swung to great effects? The human fist can weight from 1kg/2,2lbs up to 2,5kg/5lbs. When closed, given the great propertis of human bone and muscle, will attain the shape of a hard, bony muscleball. It can be swung in a multitulde of angles, utilizing the arm and shoulder joints like links in a chain (much like a flail), to accelerate the heavy fist agaisnt targets. And it can also used for forward, stabing attacks (jabs).
A trained human, weighting around 190-250lbs with great physical prowess, could swing his fist hard enough to cause disfiguring or even lethal injuries, given mechanics dictates it would have the same effect as medium sized bludgeoning weapons.
So, the question is.
Why aren't melee builds taken more seriously?
> Don't pretend you wouldn't love to have Mike Tyson in handy on your party
>>51530588
Because most of the melee builds detractors are insecure bullied nerds and they want get back at them in their fantasy.
>>51530588
melee builds are taken seriously in MOST games. The issue tends to be that in high level games the things that "high levels" tend to do tend to directly counter melee strategies that don't incorporate those same tactics.
Also, the most popular RPGs do not often reflect the damage a single hit could do to a person, instead abstracting it as HP or similar mechanics.
So my brother is looking to run a D&D campaign and he's roped me into this.
I'm not a big fan of fantasy preferring sci-fi and similar settings over magic and shit.
If I'm going to play, I want to play the most broken piece of ass there is to play.
We're using the 3.5 edition (For some reason) so I'm up for taking suggestions.
I've never played D&D before, only Rouge Trader and Only war.
>>51530524
you can either play a broken piece of ass or roleplay a broken piece of ass. I can help with the latter more than the former
>>51530550
Roleplaying is a piece of piss.
I just wanna know how I should spec to fuck shit up.
>>51530524
Have you tried not being a passive-aggressive faggot?
Or just google 'broken dumb shit 3.5'.
Also it's Rogue Trader.
Is there any hope for weiss schwarz?
Considering the subpar gameplay along with Bushiroad's distribution issues and languid pace at localizing sets, no.
>>51529545
>along with Bushiroad's distribution issues and languid pace at localizing sets
It also sucks that a lot of people just play JP decks which makes it very unapproachable to newer players
But is there any other waifu game that could take it place?
>>51529905
As in games in the US that have licensed anime characters? You are out of luck.
What would be the best system to run something inspired by xcom in the pen and paper space? Are there any homebrewed or conversions i haven't dug deep enough to find?
>>51527783
Dark heresy.
use Deathwatch for augmented troopers
>>51527783
We just had an Xcom thread >>51509871
Thought you should know.
>>51527861
oh wow thanks!
Hey /tg/, Will be playing a haiku wizard for the first time tomorrow, wondering if you can help me with some wizard themed haikus.
Enemy all round
I do not even think hard
Always Magic Missile
>>51527680
>the rules as written
>favor me, puny fighter
>I am a wizard
The Halls are clean
Not for much longer though
I will cast grease
Hi, /tg/, not trying to make jsw thread or anything, but I noticed a lack of female characters in certain factions in the warhammer universe, especially chaos. I'd imagine chaos would have lots of witches and savage female warriors, since they don't abide by the same social standards as the empire, for example.
So, basically, what are some cool female characters from warhammer, I'm mostly interested in fantasy, but 40k. Already know about the sororites and female eldar, what about the more obscure ones.
Pic related: Valkia, Demon Princess of Khorne
>>51527188
I meant to say posting about 40k female characters is fine too.
>>51527188
The Eldar has a lot of female representation, especially with girls like Taldeer. The spooky witches are mostly found in the Dark Eldar, mostly with chaos all the girls end up getting swept into slaanesh because the game is predominantly made by straight guys so girls = sex.
contributing
Miriael Sabathiel is a former Sister-Superior of the Adepta Sororitas' Order of Our Martyred Lady who is the only known Battle-Sister in the history of the Imperium of Man to have willingly turned to the service of Chaos, in this case becoming a Chaos Champion of Slaanesh, the Dark Prince.
If the emperor doesn't believe that he's a god...does that make the emperor a heretic?
>>51527013
Nope, a symptom of divine humility.
>>51527013
Technically yes, but I am pretty sure that accusing the Emperor of heresy is heresy in itself, so you better shut the fuck up lizard man.
>>51527013
The emprah is not a man, so he can't be a heretic.
HEY /TG/ I'M DOING CHARACTER CREATION FOR UA3 THIS WEEKEND!
I need Weird, Cool or Creepy pictures! Anything goes, so throw it at me! The more the better!
I'll post some stuff I got, which isn't much!
Thanks!
>>51526878
>>51526897