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>Google Drive
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B1qb0_OLhDrDSmZpRWdZaGZRcWs?tid=0B20r6rsFLOg_Zk5RdVdya3hJNnc&authuser=0
>Jumpchain IRC Chat
http://client00.chat.mibbit.com/?server=rizon.mibbit.org&channel=%23JumpchainCYOA
https://kiwiirc.com/client/irc.rizon.net/?#JumpchainCYOA
>Rules
http://pastebin.com/Gqj3iKyn
>How to Jumpchain
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1qb0_OLhDrDNjZmRG02SDFaRVk/view
>Last Thread
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metroid
prototype
metal gear solid and rising
Earth Defense Force
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Mold zombies are gross.
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if anyone needs it
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/5eg/ Fifth Edition General: Psionic Blue Balling Rage Edition 2017-02-22 12:16:47 Post No.51842331
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>New Unearthed Arcana: Myst... Mass Combat? FUCK YOU WoC FUCK FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
http://media.wizards.com/2017/dnd/downloads/2017_UAMassCombat_MCUA_v1.pdf
>Don't forget to fill out the official survey for Warlocks and Wizards.
http://sgiz.mobi/s3/2c8ddcde043d
>New Plane Shift: Kaladesh
http://media.wizards.com/2017/downloads/magic/Plane-Shift_Kaladesh.pdf
>Official /5eg/ Mega Trove v4b
https://mega.nz/#F!z8pBVD4Q!UIJWxhYEWy7Xp91j6tztoQ
>Pastebin with resources and so on:
http://pastebin.com/X1TFNxck
>5etools
https://5egmegaanon.github.io/5etools/5etools.html
>The rage at the shit UA release starts here...
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>Not using the tomorrow theme
How fucking pleb could one man be?
It's like you hate your own eyeballs.
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Because I'm an aspiring race homebrewer, I wanted to ask: do folks think 5e could mechanically handle a non-standard body config race, like a playable centaur, lamia (as in, snake-taur or lion-taur), naga or sphinx?
I mean, I know they'd be only fit for a party that allows monstrous adventurers, but could 5e mechanically handle something that isn't a biped?
On a different topic... given that 5e Paladins are closer to 4e's "Martial Champions of the Gods" interpretation than the "Must Always Be Lawful Good" chivalric romance pastiches of editions past, would you consider a Paladin of a desire & pleasure god that's basically a softcore (Chaotic Neutral instead of Chaotic Evil) Slaanesh to be valid?
Before you answer, keep in mind that in 4e, you could have Paladins of Sune, Faerune's Goddess of Beauty, Love and Pleasure.
If you reckon it's possible... what Oath would you give them? The only one that seems to fit to me is the Oath of Ancients.
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>one of the less intimidating kinds of aberrations
Really? It looks like they have a lot of potential. Lots of good Aliens/The Thing/Invasion of the Body Snatchers shit.
That traveling caravaneer your party became friends with? Tsochar.
That sick girl they've been escorting from town A to the capitol? Tsochar.
The king? Tsochar.
If I'm wrong and these guys ARE big weenies, what do I look to for some really horrifying shit to torment my players with?
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Pathfinder General /pfg/
Absolute MADman edition. When was the last time you either did or saw something completely ridiculous? When was the last time you made a MAD character?
Unified /pfg/ link repository: http://pastebin.com/hAfKSnWW
Avowed Playtest 1: https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B5HkyGRtGZy3SWVhdWFBWERWWjg
Avowed Playtest 2: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1rV7kaF9JL2gw9xQalkEnlEDL9WXtbsaCqNABm_pLIgc/edit?usp=sharing
Spheres of Might previews:
Part 1: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1aLaYQEFAWU4zQBx58boJPPaySLgJc0Emmw9eKyIJeGI/
Part 2: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1pyLq03W2ju58PcKOUq5YXoFowf_weBNzuWtjCMdINXk/edit
Part 3: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-LAt9Ti5pcnvHY4KnFRuItCjqtGM-YJC5r_0zXiKKUk/edit
Bloodforge Infusions updated playtest: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GvwMclLSw15slYI7D5xLdjMzr-Nau92hNha9Sx0LOk4/edit#
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6WGNd8QR-U
"The story behind Crack the Skyeis a very complex, spiritual one. It begins with a paraplegic boy who goes out of his body, through the method of astral traveling, into outer space. He goes too close to the sun, burning off the golden umbilical cord that is attached to his solar plexus. So, he is in outer space and he is lost. He gets sucked into a wormhole, where he ends up in the spirit realm and talks to spirits, telling them that he is not really dead. They send him to a Russian cult that uses him in a divination and find out his problem. The cult decides they will help him by putting his soul inside Rasputin’s body. Rasputin goes to usurp the Russian Czar and he is murdered. The two souls fly out of Rasputin’s body through the crack in the sky(e). Rasputin is the wise man who is trying to lead the child back home to his body because by now his parents have found him and think that he is dead. Rasputin needs to get the boy back into his body before it’s too late. But they end up running into the Devil along the way and the Devil tries to steal their souls and bring them down. The story ends as somewhat of a cliffhanger with the thirteen minute epic song entitled “The Last Baron.”"
So folks: a campaign based off of the premise of this album, wherein everyone is a cripple and they've used astral projection in order to send their spirits out into the world to learn, and end up sucked into wormholes into a "spirit realm" so to speak, whereupon they must figure out how to escape! It could be weird. And fun!I've been listening to a ton of Mastodon lately
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Explain yourselves, why aren't you playing as a Grippli?
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They can't be sexy!
Hey /tg/, I made a board game.
Here's how you play it:
You start with the player token on the square labeled "start." Then, each turn, you roll a 6-faced die, and move forward the number of spaces that you roll.... when you land on the square labeled "Finish", the game is over. You win!
Grey squares are empty spaces. In a game with more than one player, if somebody lands on a square already occupied, the previous occupant can make a choice; they can chastise the trespasser, forcing him or her to move back to the nearest available empty grey square. Or! You can be merciful, and share the tile WITH them. Yay!
Orange tiles are event tiles. If you land on an orange tile, you must move back to the nearest available grey tile... or! You can read a surah of the Quran, to stay on the orange tile until your next turn.
As you can see, the frequency of orange tiles is greater as you reach the end of your journey. This is to remind us that, the closer we are to reaching our goals, the more important it is to recognize the importance of God in our lives. God is ever merciful!
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So the track symbolizes life and the lesson here is that people only really turn to religion when they're close to death, in hopes that they can undo all the shit they did before?
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Progress!
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CYOA Thread: Don't stop having fun! 2017-02-21 08:02:38 Post No.51832298
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>Music, Cooking, Sex
Intrigue her with love songs, woo her with a gourmet dinner, and fuck her brains out.
also
>pain brushes
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>>51832298
I know I want Music for sure, but I have a hard time deciding the other two.
Do I want to exploit these powers for socioeconomic gain, or to alleviate personal challenges? Surgery could cover both for me, since I'm easily disturbed by blood and guts. I'll go with it.
I'll need Math to at least get through medical school, but I kinda want Drawing more for self-fulfillment.
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Stories of shitty DM's, or campaigns. Bonus points for stories about players getting back at shitty DM's. I'll start.
>Be around 17
>Never played any /tg/ before, but always had a desire to try it out
>Learn that my buddy John runs a little group in our high school, ask if it's cool that if i watch
>Go to a session, try and be a good friend and bring them snacks. They like me, and ask me to join in next time they play a campaign.
>Few weeks later John invites me to join their new campaign
>It's a homebrew but it's fairly compatible with Pathfinder.
>Generic fantasy setting (orcs, elves, etc.).
>Pretty fun, go to the weekly sessions for about a month. Campaign is pretty good, it's us investigating the murder of a king and trying to stop a civil war
Then things get weird
>John basically forces us to explore some weird dungeon in the woods
>Makes no attempt to justify this action, or how it's related to us trying to stop a civil war
>Dungeon is full of low level enemies, it's clear he desperately wants us to succeed.
>We finally get to the treasure room, and in the middle is a pedestal with a golden urn on top
>John eggs me to picking it up, saying that it'd "fetch a hefty sum"
>I was new and dumb, so i picked it up. Unfortunately, it turned out to be a trap
>Gas started pumping out of the walls, and John described, in vivid detail, how our characters were morphing into what i assume were some furry OC's of his
>Party members get genderbent, too. Quite graphically, i might add. (Since i was female already, i was spared)
>The next few sessions got lewder and lewder, and every single goddamn time we failed a check (EVERY TIME) our minds got dumber and more feminine.
>By session 8, one of the party's characters was a ditzy bimbo fox girl.
>I bailed by session 9, saying that "i just didn't have the time anymore
Tl;dr: My DM magically realmed me into his weirdo furry-gender-swap-bimbo fetish
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you should've punched him for being a faggot.
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>Furries + magical realm
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>Be DM
>life starts getting busy so i asked someone to take over for 3 weeks
>next Session he had a railroaded copy of the game nier
>he will not read the rules of 5e, has no idea what our characters can do, calls my bladelock op, and almost killed him with uncurable dc16 poison.
>havent been able to dm for the last 11 Sessions
>he gets pissy when another player and i are talking about shadowrun
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Anyone have any good I CAST FIST stories?
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That was a fun story.
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>D&D 3.5
>Players going through a living dungeon because fuck magic experiments
>Get into a fight with the fleshy bricks and some worm creatures
>Unlucky bard rolls nat 1 and spear is jammed into a wall's mouth
>Roll to unfuck spear
>Nat 1
>Roll to not have the spear eaten
>Nat 1
>Roll to not have arm eaten
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>Rolls a 2
>By this time I've neglected to mention that the whole party is getting absolutely fucked over too
>1 dead and being absorbed, the other two are in negatives
>Bard's turn again
>Player gets up to his computer
>Turns speakers up
>"wu tang clan ain't nuthing ta fuck wit" plays
>Bard cuts his arm off with knife
>Goes to punch worm that's eating friend
>Nat 20
>Proceeds to fuck up worm with fist
>Proceeds to fuck up other worms with his only fist
>Even punches the wall because fuck it
>Drags only surviving member out of the dungeon by himself
>Fucks up anything that fucks with him
>Killed a rat swarm by trapping it behind a door, taking out the hinges, and using the weight of him and unconscious friend to absolutely smoosh them all
>Like stomping on a packet of ketchup
>Made it out alive with other party member
>Has trouble playing lute tho
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>>51828805
It's like Berserk: The Musical
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Raging Fire edition
The /btg/ is dead - long live the /btg/!
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BattleTech video-game pre-alpha gameplay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjEeDz51pHE
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>BattleTech Introductory Info and PDFs
http://bg.battletech.com/?page_id=400
>Overview of the major factions?
http://bg.battletech.com/universe/great-houses/
http://bg.battletech.com/universe/the-clans/
http://bg.battletech.com/universe/other-powers/
>How do I find out which BattleMechs a faction has?
http://masterunitlist.info/
Unit Designing Softwares
>SSW Mech Designer
http://www.solarisskunkwerks.com/
>MegaMek Lab
http://megamek.info/
https://github.com/MegaMek
>/btg/ does a TRO:
http://builtforwar.blog(not spam)spot.com/
>How do I do this Against the Bot thing? (old)
http://pastebin.com/pE2f7TR5
NEW! - Against the Bot pastebin updated link: (old)
http://bg.battletech.com/forums/index.php/topic,40948.0.html
(new)
http://bg.battletech.com/forums/index.php?topic=56065.0
Current 3.21 rule set is included in the mekhq package
>Map of /btg/ players (WIP):
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1116217&add=1
>Rookie guides
http://pastebin.com/HZvGKuGx
>Sarna.net - BattleTech Wiki
http://www.sarna.net/wiki/Main_Page
>Megamek - computer version of BattleTech. Play with AI or other players
http://megamek.info/
>BattleTech IRC
#battletech on irc.rizon.net
>PDF Folders
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/sdckg6j645z4j/Battletech
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/cj0tjpn9b3n1i/Battletech
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/tw2m414o1j9uj/Battletech_Archives
/btg/'s own image board: - (2017-02-13 - Still getting worked on & now has 11079 pics!)
http://bgb.booru.org/index.php
More goodies! (Rare manuals, hex packs, TROs, discord server, etc.) Last updated 2017-02-13!
http://pastebin.com/uFwvhVhE
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I *love* Assassins!
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Who doesn't?
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Plebs and trashborn, I say.
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Any of you guys use tabletop games to escape reality?
I have scoliosis and will have to get spinal fusion surgery. Trying to ignore the fact that I'll have metal rods holding my spine together for the rest of my life by RP'ing and wargaming.
[s] it isn't working much [/s]
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Not escapist on a conscious level, that's just with video games for me. Sorry to hear about that though man, not that it's worth much but I hope for the best for you. Make sure to stay close to your play groups if you have them, and reach out and get some if you don't.
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>>51815309
Why is that a bad thing you'll be a cyborg chummer
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>>51815635
Spinal fusion will limit spinal movement somewhat. Dunno how much OP needs done though, may be mild, may be severe.
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>tell everyone that we're gonna be running a Demon campaign
>everyone picks clerics and paladins
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Way, way back.
>Give McGuffin silver golem companion to players because I was like 12 or 13 and woefully unoriginal and was copying Karn in all but name
>Copy the pacifism, but dress it up in a different story for less easy identification, but still won't fight.
>Kept that because mechanically, he's a 65 strength beast, and can crush most things heads in if I didn't make him absolutely nonviolent.
>Has this thing about how as a created being, he believes he's automatically inferior to all living beings, and how he cannot take a life, or judge living beings.
>Party adventures around with him.
>I forget exactly why, but they were clearing out this vampire nest
>Hey DM, isn't his reasoning about how he won't take a life? And Undead wouldn't count?
>Uhm, lemme think. Damn, yeah, I guess. But of course, you'd still have his invulnerability to most weapons.
>Isn't he a silver golem? Shouldn't his punches count as silvered weapons, which a vampire is vulnerable to?
Most undead sharply disappeared after that session.
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>trying to improvise a murder mystery
Still don't know what I was thinking.
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>improvise a murder mystery
Why?
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We're currently working on Expansion 3
Artistic Interpretation Edition
Here's the current worklog:
| Expac 3 |
-Header (1st Draft)
-Companion Sheet
-Intro
-Loose Details
Discussion of the Towergirls CYOA, RPG, Setting, or Video Games welcome here!
Everyone welcome.
FAQ:
http://pastebin.com/gaSHJEZF
Resources:
Imgur Album - http://imgur.com/a/maXHJ
Tower Girls infinity Chan Board - https:// infinity ch.net/twgrl
Booru - http://tower-girls.booru.org/
Brushes, Fonts, and Templates - http://pastebin.com/0uCbMGx6
Spreadsheet Princess - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/12IcT_vwIHKAMz-ghvB3fgHTr7DkHvjrbu4Hzlw4XCIU/edit#gid=0
Games:
Subtitle Pending - http://towergirls.boards.net/
Kingdom Conquest - http://towerkc.blogspot.ca/
Tabletop Rulebooks:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1AiYSs3a-sOL9SgVkjNNFfSRBfJxef99Ow4E7iSP6ra4/edit (Towers)
https://mega.nz/#!oBkXlaLa!HubjjHJRD_gdcXMqHIoh-6E1GTxZmR2djuX-d-vj4Og (Lewd Adventures)
Quests:
http://towergirlsquest.tumblr.com/ (Gats)
http://towergirlschivalryedition.tumblr.com/ (Eversor)
Contact Project Lead: [email protected]
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should something be done with water princesses fetishes and dislikes? they confuse the hell outta me
I realize im asking for a kneecapping with a shotgun for this, but shes prolly the only princess where "watersports" would make sense, and maybe some sort of asphyxiation/drowning fetish
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>Dank Dweekend Duncan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebU1zTFh7AE [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
>40k rules reference in wiki format. 204% Organized
https://sites.google.com/site/wh40000rules/
>Rules and such. Use Readium for epubs. Sorry, it's shit, but it'll read 3s.
https://mega.nz/#F!BxI1HSgI!0tKymKh9RZTzGpgIA5EyCg
https://mega.nz/#F!pFgm0RKR!J06C1gVYcjzNGsF8YNLsjQ
>Latest GW teases
https://www.warhammer-community.com/warhammer-40000/
>Latest GW attempts to fuck up your list
https://www.games-workshop.com/en-JP/Rules-Errata
>40K 7th Edition Quick Reference Sheets:
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/4104995/Games/7edRef.pdf
>Here's the list builder, but if you've actually bothered to read this far, ask for it anyway!
https://webapplications-webroster.rhcloud.com/rc/web/#/rosterCreator
>Another roster making program that may or may not be a broken piece of shit
https://battlescribe.net/
>Forge World Book Index:
http://www.dakkadakka.com/wiki/en/Forge_World_and_Apocalypse_Rules_Index
>The Black Library (Dark eldar now welcome)
https://mega.nz/#F!wx4BiKhD!YhnAf1BqSmAB8dO6xDM56Q
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>>51840409
Fuck off.
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https://www.games-workshop.com/en-EU/Ironstrider-Ballistarius
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>Cantal vieux is already a hard cheese, if kept properly, it can last up to a year and a half without spoiling
Is this the perfect food for adventurers?
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>>51840016
>Not lembas bread.
>Not anything dried.
Why?
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>>51840016
>Not just eating any monsters you kill.
Do you even adventure?
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>>51840083
Go to bed Laius.
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HEEEEEEEEEEEEELOW, CITI-CENZ OF TEEEEE. GEEEEEEEEEEE...!
EYE-YAM-HERE
TWO... DIZ-KUZ
YORE... FAS-IN-NAYSHUUUUN
WIF-FELINIDSSSSSSSS
HELLO
EN-MAY=EYE-IN-KWY-OR
IN-TO-THIS... OB-SESHUN... WITH "CAT GRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILZ"
HELLO
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>>51839210
kill it
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>>51839261
HELLO
DIS-IZ-NOT
DEEE-PLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-MACY
HELLO
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I cast arcane missile at this foul fel beast
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>All of the people of the kingdom wake up to find they're 8'11" and no one knows why
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>>51836855
There better not be any elves. Elves CANNOT be too tall and still be elves.
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>>51836855
No-one can play cricket, but everyone can play basketball.
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Why is that man consorting with foreign tarts?