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>>52000497
Cheating Pic related in and then jokulhaups or apocalypse

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Alright /edhg/

I've decided to make a deck with nothing but beefy, manly men. No homo of course. I've already got my first creature card, pic related. What are some other studly male creatures that I could include?

>>51999214
HP: Yes
Damage: Infinite
Special Effect: Fuck You

>>51999214
It looks an aweful lot like Caine's stat block. "You lose."

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>>51999214
Sigil CITY OF DOORS
TN Planar Hub Metropolis
Corruption +5; Crime +3; Economy +7; Law +3; Lore +6; Society -2
Qualities: Ward Dependent
Danger +15

DEMOGRAPHICS

Government Disstabilized Council Hierarchy
Population 235,000 Permanent Residence

Notable NPCs
Lady of Pain (Distant Ruler)

MARKETPLACE

Base Value 36,000 gp; Purchase Limit 300,500 gp; Spellcasting 8th
Minor Items 3d20; Medium Items 4d8; Major Items 1d10

>>51997108
I know that feel. My wife is fit and now I can't fap to girls whose arms aren't toned even if the rest of them is hot.

>>51997246
Most women are uselessly lazy when it comes to fitness. They think their flabby asses and weak appendages are worth anyones time

>>51997246
God damn, yeah. My ex did cheer, BJJ and rugby and was toned as fuck and she's getting fitter. Girl I'm seeing atm is in good shape but on the curvy side, but a soft bod isn't quite the same as a woman who could beat the shit out of me if she wanted to.

I mean, relevantly, I guess, my current squeeze plays /tg/, so I guess that's one plus.

>>51994986

>cryptic command does all of the above and has more versatility overall

>>51995020
Cryptic Command returns Snapcaster Mage and flashes back Push/Path?

Why aren't people putting Lili of the Veil in esper control?

They compete because they aren't furrie degenerates.

>>51994407
Well for starters I'm not interesting in fucking animals.

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If there is a Pathfinder game with all beastfolk...is it pathyiffer...or yiffinder?

I think a lot of the problem with SURGE at present is that there just aren't many negative or positive qualities. There's so few negatives that when it comes down to it, you're basically just going to be picking the same set every time, because any other ones just cripple you so hard that it ruins anything you were going to do.

There's also the problem that you're paying 30 Karma to basically get the privilege to get 30+/- and just be even.

I'd say that the random rolling is retarded, but lets be real here, nobody ever uses that aside from one-off characters like Moleman.

Oh, here we go. I'm running a military contractor campaign right now. The entire party is made of seasoned hard-asses of some description, and I get to play the gun-nut cybertroll.
In general when we're doing military-style operations, stealth is only useful until you have to drop the hat. Then it's smoke grenades, flash-bangs and door-kicking until everything is on the ground bleeding.

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Since we're talking about weapons of choice, and the laser question went over so well last time, let's talk about another niche weapon: Bows. What are they good for, what are they bad for, and can an archer adept really take on the world?

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>>51990933
From left to right in how they would change:
>Hornier
>Hornier
>Hornier
>Horsecock
>Hornier

I'm more interested in the cultural and architectural development of a snake race.

>>51991006
Either lots of tubes/tunnels or lots of pillars that constitute as stairs.

Sounds kinda neat actually, never thought about that.

>>51990933
Just watch MonMusu. It does (some) of the shit you're asking about

>>51990591
>player comes up with creative and fun solution
>shut down by muh realism power-tripping DM

Lol you shore told that le rollplayer! XD

>>51990591
bait

>>51990683
fuck you for taking it

>>51990683
>XD
Fuck off

Looking for ideas for Cyberpunk Privite Security forces, but like, in the style of sellsword companies, say from ASoIaF.

So far I have -
Lake of Fire
The Hanged, Drawn and Quartered
(The) Black Bulls

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>>51989412
I still play it. Modded it heavily and made my own homebrew too. It's a pretty good old-school medium-crunch system that just needs a few updates.

>>51990115
what've you done to it in particular? I know a lot of people fiddle with the rules for armor.

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>>51988800
>8 players

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>>51988953
Nernums is a quack, and you server is a quack by association.

>>51988374
Once upon a fucking time the universe was made by two dragon sibling sucking their dicks.

One was a rainbow scaled neon-dicked futa dragon, and the other was her red-skinned tinier bottom bitch cuck brother, and they spun whilst doing this nasty-ass dragon 69 and created the laws of the universe whilst there was like, jack shit but the astral sea.

Then the fucking Great Old ones passed through, did some fission, and the Astral Sea was Space in this universe, so Yog-sothoth was on the Astral sea partially visible and stuff, but then at some point Shub-niggurath showed up, is some Fission and made Aboleths.

Actually fuck it, the Great Old ones were always involved, but during the time of this cosmic cock-suck they got kicked out because an Aboleth pulled a Prometheus or some shit and it hit the astral sea, making the Divine Spark which made deities in response to the maddened collective calls of bedlam and distress various races had due to being in Will save SAN check hell or some shit.

And before this Dragon Pre-deity entity and Outergod/Great Old one crap was going on, the entire plot of Shin Megami Tensei III: Nocturne literally occurred and somehow this mixed up with so much shit with the Red cuck dragon, he fell to the lower planes in what was to be hell, hit the 8th layer, making the 9th, and remained there ever since, brooding, and eating fedoracore souls, and was involved in that Ashradorn shit if you read into the context.

And that's why it's called dungeons and Dragons.

Also, the Great Old ones sort of got kicked out, and are trying to get back in via proxies and memetic bullshit and stuff, but that's a while to go yet, because the warhammer 40k chaos gos are also making their way in.

It's a melting pot universe of planar shit from other universes in it's own bizzare metaphysical orbit because we never went to space and the earth is kinda flat and hollow but not flat flat.

>>51988374
Planescape uses the Great Wheel which divides the Multiverse into three major parts, the Inner Planes which are planes of matter and energy where Elementals and such live, the Outer Planes of emotion and thought which correspond roughly to the alignment chart and are where the Gods and Demon live and souls of mortals go after death, and finally the Prime Material Plane which is the physical universe of mortals.

Spelljammer is a way to allow players to cross from one setting to another without leaving the material plane and is basically fantasy space travel.

>>51994478
Anyway to elaborate Planescape is a setting designed for PCs to explore the Great Wheel. The PCs are usually based out of Sigil which is the city at the center of the multiverse controlled by an entity called the Lady of Pain. The city itself is run by several factions each with their own philosophy on the Planes and is set against the backdrop of the Blood War which is a millennia old conflict across the Outer Planes between the Demons of the Abyss and the Devils of Hell.

Spelljammer is a setting set entirely on the Prime Material plane. It's space travel, but space travel based on 19th century science and fantasy. In it each solar system is encased inside of indestructible crystal spheres, between the spheres is a substance known as phlogostom that special vessels can sail through to reach other systems. The primary vessel runs on magic and is called a spelljammer.

Each Crystal sphere is under the influence of an Overdeity who determines how the rules in that sphere work and also which Gods can access it. This is how vastly different settings like Toril and Oerth can coexist in it.

>>51986403
I would play anything that works for the setting, no matter whether it was tailor-made, adapted, or just happened to fit.

Pretty sure there's a Wiki for all your lore needs.

It doesn't matter because Ankama will no doubt find a way to fuck it up.

It has a race/class of people that use magic cards and dice to do battle. Frankly for a long time that was the sole, single reason i played the game. Yes i am that shallow.

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How post collapse are we talking? anything less than a decade you are going to be running into neo-cannibal tribes in most of the state, but given enough time most of them will burn themselves out through fighting and disease, any that survive eventually become a long term problem for anyone looking to rebuild. Long island alone would make McCarthys The Road look like it was written about a girl scout excursion.

Northern NY State you might find a few groups that banded together and rode out the worst of it, eventually moving south and west to retake the areas.

What caused the Collapse?
How long ago was it?
who is it about?

Told this story before but I'll give you a bump cause I like this thread OP

> playing savage worlds
> post apocalyptic campaign
> have a character who severs a female NPC's spine after capturing her
> not for rape urges, but as revenge, plans to give her a "new life" in their village
> they cart her around in a wheelchair, she slowly starts to die from infection
> she is also a major plot point being the River Tam psychic-girl trope that a nearby cult is searching for to force her to help them summon their elder god
> end up in combat with the cult
> one of the guards they find during their mission shoots and wounds the character
> she is just trying to protect her family to be honest
> the character has two wounds and is pissed as fuck for some reason
> finally outflanks her sneaking through some concerete
> catches her unaware
> shoots her twice, crippling her legs (we were using Gritty Damage)
> proceeds to take out his Saiga 12 shotgun and fire it five times into her chest.
> I remind him this isn't GURPS and once she's down it doesn't really matter rules-wise
> he proceeds to literally unload the entire mag into her body as she tries to crawl away
> I track out the wounds (even though she only has one as an Extra) and roll a Vigor to see if she somehow survives
> she does, despite being horribly torn apart and bleeding to death
> character picks up piece of rubble and chases her down, starts beating her head in with it
> finally I give in and say she's fucking dead already
> he gets his knife and cuts her body apart, saying how he cuts out her organs and stomps on them and shit
> i finally tell him to stop
> he says he's just RPing his character
> shows the gory remains to the girl he crippled as a warning of what will happen if she pisses him off

What the fuck is wrong with the people I play with.

>>51987359
its all bout two hundred years so I guess its more post-post apocalypse. At least one civil war and more or less every major city is so broken down they're basically iron mines in the form of scrap.

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>wahh don't post animals being cruel
You can't stop me

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>>51985074

fleshlight

A torch to heat up only parts of a piece while you are working on it for Blacksmithing.

Bed warmer.

>>51983832
Suicide preventer