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>>52382415

But why would you do that ever, OP?

Unless of course, you're playing Old Clan Tzimisce, the best clan.

Also, did that anon find VtM - A Beast I Am by Bart Dijkman in the end?

>>52382415
>Have you ever played a Tzimisce character that wasn't a flesh-shaping fetishist and actually looked somewhat normal?
Could Appearance 0 qualify as Normal?
Tzimisce infiltrator in the ranks of Camarilla posing as Nosferatu.

Why didn't Hank divorce Peggy? Seriously, she's terrible.

>>52382298
Til death do we part. Plus he usually never finds out about what she did.

>>52382278
>throws sand in your face when you roll a 1

Why do Mk IV ass marine legs look like... ass?

Even generic plastic squatmarine legs look more dynamic.

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Plastic Thunderhawk incoming.

I have a bag of about 100 dice. Within this bag is dice that i dont know the origin of, and there are dice that used to live in there that dont anymore. About 80% of them i bought.

>>52380356
I'm not a thief.
If I find I've got someone else's stuff by mistake, I make sure to give it back, or at least hand it in to the store so it can be returned. I figure that if I spread the behaviour I want to see in people, it will spread on it's own as people realise that not being a dick means people won't be dicks to you.

>>52380356
What? No.

>>52379368
>Risus Monkey top tier
What's that?

I use Donjon.bin.sh, Megacosm and a lot of One-Page Dungeon Contest entries for cool short dungeon adventures.

https://www.dungeoncontest.com/

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>>52379777
dave's mapper page, link in the OP, is the page I use

the best way to use it is by using only one or two artists instead of all of them, it creates very consistent and smooth dungeons and caves

Risus Monkey is one of the best authors

Are there any good tools for building forts/individual buildings above ground.

>>52379333

Sounds pretty fun desu. Have you considered marketing it? The tabletop market is starved for decent mech rpgs, it might hit the jackpot, and thousands would be able to enjoy your creation.

>>52379461
It's pretty amateurish. No classes, no combat outside mechs aside from "I roll to shoot this guy in the face", all art is either vague tokens i make in photoshop or a sprite from some game I make purple in photoshop. Not to mention a lot of it relies on being digital on roll20.

Im currently in the process of creating a Steampunk themed campaign using 5e cuz PCs are autistic. It's working nicely with certain faction fighting over tools and machinery. It's also made the Humans very fucking dangerous as they are the most active firearm users which leads to massacres of armies by the humans.

>>52378898
>episode was actually fun and they made some valid complaints

>>52378898
Meh. Nowadays animators and writers are all nerds that have the episode as a wink and a nod to fellow rpg players.

In other words, I floop the pig.

>>52378933
Didn't watch the episode. Can I get a greentext list?

I built this kingdom up from nothing. When I started, all I had was swamp! Other kings said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em! It sank into the swamp, so I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. I built a third one. It burned down, fell over, and then it sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up! And that's what you're going to get, lad - the strongest castle on these islands!

>>52377270
Underground.

>>52377270

Read up on the Kingdom of East Anglia. Most of the area was swampland back then, and all the towns/forts/anything was built on little islands of (relatively speaking) high ground. Until quite modern times, engineering meant that building in a swamp would be very difficult, and as a result hugely expensive and time consuming to the point of being basically impractical. That said, it could be done, if enough time and money was available, though the structure would be restricted to a relatively moderate size, and living in it would likely be thoroughly miserable.

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I have the Harry the Hammer model from the 25th anniversary but haven't built it yet. Is there anything I can do with it for Sigmar or is it just for show now?

>>52376016
It can be a chaos lord I suppose.
But I don't think he has AoS rules like Slambo.
But if you paint it up nicely like that pic he can be any normal sized chaos hero, no sane person would argue with you

How were your games this weekend /aosg/?

>>52373285
Get the fuck out and head straight for our decontamination units. Fuck that shit, I'm not going to be an idiot that starts a damn galaxy-wide plague.

>>52373285
Time to begin salvage operations.
>Everyone in space suits
>Call or use ship intercomm to make sure there are no survivors
>Blow the airlocks of the derelict
>Max level decontamination procedures
>Wait two to four days on our ship relaxing and researching
>Restore power and drive functionality of the derelict if possible, if not, loot the shit out of it
>Mark it as looted for other salvage crews and head off back on mission

>>52373336
lol!

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Chivalrous animals thread?

>>52371316
>Ywn be a smith who makes tiny sets of armor from Woodland Critter Paladins

I mean I guess you can do that in real life but I bet it's fucking hard.

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>>52371316
yes. please.

John is a grocery store cashier in a village of less than 300 people.

John wakes up at the zoo and all the animals are loose. He is the zookeeper.

John wakes up tied (loosely) to a post and facing a nazi firing squad.

John wakes up in your typical fantasy dungeon.

John is a cop on patrol.

John wakes up in a circus. He's a clown.

John wakes up on a large space station in a dystopian corpocratic future.

John is on the Titanic.

Can I be John Wick?

>>52368852
Maximus armor is the sexiest bitch, all other marks are shit

How are we not dead, and how are going to avoid some of our more... vengeful brothers and accusations of being traitors on both sides.

>>52368852
The FW HH books have hinted that part of the Scouring involved rounding up all of the Blackshields, loyalist-traitor and traitor-loyalist legionaires that the Imperium could find and sorting them into those that could be incorporated back into the Imperium, and those that would be executed.

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>>52368753

Yes anon, because as we all know democracy didn't exist in the ancient world.

>>52368753
>>52370107
Your (You)'s, my liege.

>>52370107
>kingdom vs a city state

first for Alarielle's giant thighs

>>52365964
I thought the dwarves fight for themselves.

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>>52365964
You're right but you picked the wrong one.
Fixed it for you.