Archived threads in /tg/ - Traditional Games - 1448. page

>I used the d10000 surge chart
If you actually, seriously use that chart in game, kindly end yourself. You are cancer.

P.S. They had a small battle where Strahd took it with him through a portal created by his Nightmare.

>>52417792
Noted. Why? I'm relatively new, only been at it about 2 years. It's my first dm session.

>>52417649
Only thing we've used is revised ranger, then again the campaign I'm running is a longer one and the party tends too look out for their own hide first.

File: hexblade.png (21KB, 853x185px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 853x185px

A player in my group is using Hexblade warlock. It sometimes happens where he'll curse a target, and then go to 0 HP before that target dies, and then another party member kills that cursed target. In this situation would he still gain the HP and come back from his death saving throws? The spell doesn't mention anything about it falling off if the warlock dies, only the 1 minute timer.

>>52417649
I have a revised ranger in my game, a deep stalker.

Had to adjust his first turn bullshit though, he was trivializing encounters.

I made it so that instead of always getting an extra attack and advantage on those who haven't moved on the first turn of combat, it's now a once per short rest ability that grants him the same thing, but can be activated on any turn.

"And that concludes my sermon on why traps aren't gay. Glory to the Feminine Penis."

>"Apparently someone knows where we are. If anyone asks, we're just a normal church, ok?"

>>52416894
"... In the name of the Ultramarine, the Gorillaman and the Ward, amen."

File: hmmm.jpg (546KB, 979x832px) Image search: [Google]

546KB, 979x832px

Is wanting to play a catgirl character as a man a symptom of furry faggotry or just normal virgin neckbeard shit?

>>52416801
Is wanting to play a male character as a man a sign of faggotry or just normal virgin neckbeard shit?

>>52416801
why did you make this thread?
what do you want?

File: 1475736859.png (2MB, 1200x1697px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1200x1697px

ABANDON DYING IMPERIUM

JOIN TAU

GET BLUE THICCNESS

JOIN NIDS

FUCK CUTE HIVE TYRANTS!

File: Alpha Legion - 1850pts.jpg (560KB, 1800x1805px) Image search: [Google]

560KB, 1800x1805px

How's my list?

>>52415843
You are an especially stupid frogposter.

>>52415905
Yes but saying so doesnt make me smarter

[Pelor is Zarus meme]

>>52415284
For what purpose ?

>Stop buying Stormcasts
>Play all the new WHFB vidyas
>Generate demand for the return of the Old World

>>52415344
Too see if garbage can be salvaged.

>>52414272
This isn't even a good troll post because humans almost always win in any story. Plus we ARE humans so we identify with them the most, therefor usually making them the heroes.

Try harder mang

>>52414272
It's time to stop.

>humans
>jack of all trades, ace of none

This meme is tiresome and trite, and you changing the words doesn't change that you unoriginal hack

That said, yes I do.
I cook for a living so I guess itkinda shows through in my writing.

File: 1412381767-carla.png (266KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

266KB, 640x480px

So the only industry in town was... FIGS!

Unrelated, what's this .webp autism on wikia right now?

>>52413663
>Americans
>American gamers
>food culture

Say it with me, "Muh legs!"

>>52413311
Mind control is my fetish.

>>52413311

Is gerbie the one that wants you to get naked because they lack genders?

>>52413343
Likewise, but mind control subplots skeeve me out something fierce. Like the villain in Jessica Jones provokes such a visceral "nope" reaction from me that I can't watch the show

You should play Pathfinder before you DM it, then you will know for yourself.

On the other hand, do it if you want to. Fun can be had with any game.

File: 1484541736558.png (1MB, 1015x1141px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1015x1141px

>>52413170
If you like transgender Dwarf Shaman that come to be via finding a ((Lizard)) familiar after falling downa ravine, that literally teaches it how to make Hormones, yeah, not a gender change potion, literal hormone blockers to calm down
>Her
Raging Hormones that assists "her" in finding ore veins for her clan, then Pathfinder is for you!
This entire fucking premise is not only real, but stolen from a d20 splatbook called Book of forbidden carnal lusts

Like Literally 3rd Reich with Devil Worship and a Devil that's actually a pretty cool guy because he's Patriarchy incarnate, according to lore? Then Pathfinder is for you!

Like the Old way 1st edition way Liches were created and how demiliches came to be? Pathfinder is for you! Like the potential lost because TSR-WoTC can't liscence Lovecraft's work? Pathfinder is for you!

Like horribly inaccurate statted shoggoths? Pathfinder is for you my friend!

Like a evil oppressive shadow government that keeps the secrets of the universe to itself and often makes people dissapear whom discover this whilst presenting this idea that they're the good guys as they're ruled by wealthy ((merchants)) spellcasters, and whatever else, who are in charge of the main iconic character meetup area that is in no way, a total crime infested violent shithole? Pathfinder is for you! Want to run those old Sci-fi Western 50's era settings like Conan, Red Sonja, Tarzan and that guy who went to mars? Pathfinder is for you! It's part of the same universe even! Why stop there? Fight Rasptuion, master of benevolent communism and magic at behedst of his mother that is Baba yaga.

Want Vampires that are actually Undead Junkies? Pathfinder is for you! Of course, you can just use it to make your own setting, nothing stops you from that anon!

75% of the writers for PF are abominable aberrations/Extraplanar Gender-bandit Outsiders with the evil subtype

>>52413431
Oh right! And for some reason PF is full of weebs, which is amazing, because I guess when you add moe' you don't need to write stuff like adventures in the east, which gives you the "trying to be eastern but it's clearly done in the west" out of depth feel you kind of get if you read a marvel X-men Comic when Psycloke came up, or Wolverine goes to Nippon and some-such, there's just a feeling for it in this context, you know?

>>52412889
It could be an anti-magic orb, lock the door and seal the windows or GTFO out of there.

Or it could be a phylactery or a demon containing orb, get a refund.

>>52412889
Prepare for some fun adventures!

And by adventures I mean being liquified.

>>52412889
>Loc-Nar
Best part of that movie:
>the loc-nar is mine!
>stupid bitch, that's my loc-nar!

>>52412060
Non, becuase they aren't real you xenophilic treehouse dweller.

That depends entirely on the DM, you smutfag that doesn't play tabletop.

>>52412060
Dark Heresy.

File: Screenshot_2017-03-28-11-47-27.png (2MB, 1080x1920px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1080x1920px

>>52411808
Another pic of her around normal humans

Plenty of Inquisitors use power armor. There is nothing special about terminator armor except that it is more rare.

And there would be nothing notable about an exceptional regular human fighting a marine and winning. Even cowardly Imperial Guard commissars have done it.

But yeah the proportions are hilarious. I bet her whole body could fit in a seated position inside the chest.

>>52411808
>Is this heresy?
It's the wind of changes anon