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>>52911245
>Troll steak
No matter how much you bite it, it quickly regrows to the original size, making it a theoretically infinite source of sustenance. Even when prepared well done, it regenerates to its raw state over time. The only caveat? It's completely indigestible by most creatures, as it keeps regenerating as stomach juices attempt to dissolve it. Troll meat can only be eaten together with special herbal pills that neutralise regeneration. Unfortunately, these pills are rather unhealthy, as their overconsumption also inhibits the natural regeneration of those who eat them.
As for the taste, it tastes like frog.

>Lunarshine
A unique elven drink that is made by filtering moonlight through a long series of curiously shaped lenses, some of which have geometrically impossible shapes and are produced through magical glassblowing. The lenses solidify moonlight and turn it into a fluid that looks like fluorescent sparkling quicksilver. The taste and properties of the drink depend on the phase of the moon during which it was produced. Young moon lunarshine is sweet and works like an energy drink, while old moon lunarshine is bitter and has hallucinogenic properties. It is prohibited to produce it during the full moon, as the consumption of full moon lunarshine can cause lycanthropy.

>Deep porridge
This is an unappetising looking dark brown, highly viscous paste that occurs naturally deep underground. Although similar to mud both in consistence and in appearance, it is in fact edible and tastes like salted licorice. While certainly an acquired taste, it's almost addicting to those used to it. Dwarven experts agree that it most likely has the same origin as fossil fuels. It's widely used as a source of sustenance by miners and sometimes even exported to the surface. Deep porridge is the most mineral-rich food in existence, with 1 kilo containing a monthly dosage of minerals. Overconsumption can lead to adverse effects such as crystals sprouting from the skin.

>>52913006
Wouldn't the fire from cooking it keep the steak from regenerating at all?

>>52913100
Troll vulnerability to fire is what allows to cook it in the first place, but, one it's out of the fire, the regeneration comes back in full swing. As long as you don't turn the steak into a piece of coal, it will regenerate from what little soft tissue is left there.

Bump for your eyeballs.

>>52880647
We need a recap of everything.

>>52880665
Also the potions aren't in the PDF.

>>52970987
1. Online games exist on Roll20.
2. Game shops usually have games run by patrons or owners. Make friends there and find a game.

>>52970987
Hang out by the waterfront, staring forlornly at the fish market. Someone will approach you.

>>52970987
>but I don't want to play with redditor

If you don't say "nigger" at least once a session, yr in the wrong group

>>52968228
play up the shit they had, which was quite a bit actually. surprise them, if theyre expecting pygmies and spears give them blast furnaces and great zimbabwe

>>52968228
Find better friends, preferably ones that know what racism actually is.

First for sisters

#th for EVERYBODY LOVE EVERYBODY

4th for "man Thousand Sons termie sorcerers sure are popular"

>>52967231
roll20 dot net

>>52967231
Get used to playing online.
Alternatively bribe you normie friends into playing.

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>>52967231

That is an excellent Gondola.

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>>52967210
Featherine is incredibly edgy and "deep", and playing her is as simple as metagaming like no tomorrow.

>>52967210
>not playing chuuni's/edgelords

Literally my only way.

>>52967210

I want to play a one-eyed albino whose empty socket contains the soul of an evil dragon god.

>>52966110
Fighting is about training and nerves, not intelligence.

Krillin and Piccolo.

Prove me wrong.

>>52966110
>having a complex understanding of anatomy should count for something in a hand to hand fight

If that was the case, every guy in the UFC would be a surgeon.

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>>52965898
I've got photoshop open. Motivation high. Inspiration low. I need an idea for a short cyoa NOW before my motivation dwindles to nothing.

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>>52966048

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Damn, this is taking forever. Now even those few people who know that I exist think that I'm dead.
I'm already long past the deadline I set up for myself, and I'm only half way done.
Throw some insults at me, it should make me work faster.

To keep playing the game forever.

>>52965821
And to be on top forever

>>52965815
Didn't he get totally shown up in GS? Like everything fell apart and he failed totally?

>>52965798
Stupid, sexy, monkeigh.

>said no Eldar ever

>>52966973
And now I'm just seeing the Emperor greet the Eldar in a diplomatic meeting wearing something that is much, much lighter and tighter than his usual armor and doing the "it feels like I'm wearing nothing at all!" routine.

>The emperor's diplomacy plans for the Eldar was to seduce them with his amazing ass and glorious hair.
>Dark eldar are the result of massive sexual frustration because they can no longer sex the Emperor.

>>52965726

Class: Pimp

Size/Type: Large Fried Beast
Hit Dice: 5d10+25 (52 hp)
Initiative: +1
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class: 15 (-1 size, +1 Dex, +5 natural), touch 10, flat-footed 14
Base Attack/Grapple: +5/+14
Attack: Claw +9 melee (1d6+5)
Full Attack: 2 claws +9 melee (1d6+5) and bite +4 melee (1d8+2)
Space/Reach: 10 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Improved grab
Special Qualities: Scent
Saves: Fort +9, Ref +5, Will +2
Abilities: Str 21, Dex 12, Con 21, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 10
Skills: Listen +8, Spot +8
Feats: Alertness, Track
Environment: Temperate forests
Organization: Solitary, pair, or pack (3-8)
Challenge Rating: 4
Treasure: None
Alignment: Always neutral
Advancement: 6-8 HD (Large); 9-15 HD (Huge)
Level Adjustment: —
An owlbear’s coat ranges in color from brown-black to yellowish brown; its beak is a dull ivory color. A full-grown male can stand as tall as 8 feet and weigh up to 1,500 pounds. Adventurers who have survived encounters with the creature often speak of the bestial madness they glimpsed in its red-rimmed eyes.

Combat
Owlbears attack prey—any creature bigger than a mouse—on sight, always fighting to the death. They slash with claws and beak, trying to grab their prey and rip it apart.

Improved Grab (Ex)
To use this ability, an owlbear must hit with a claw attack. It can then attempt to start a grapple as a free action without provoking an attack of opportunity.

Preferred Enemy : Circulatory System, Ronald McDonald

>>52965105
>The notion being that potatoes allow the population of commoners to explode

Feudalism in the high middle ages thrived because of large populations, and got fucked over hard when the Black Death made people a lot scarcer resource.

>and that guns are relatively easy-to-use force multipliers that commoners can bring to bear against a martially-trained, oppressive aristocracy.

All the various tyrannical regimes we've had in the last half a millennium would suggest otherwise. And there's nothign remanding that the feudal overlords be particularly cruel and oppressive.

Feudalism was a way of managing a large nation when organisation and communications were so poor that power had to be present and direct. So the king appointed nobles to govern regions he couldn't, and kept them in check by contracts, privileges and social pressure. As a more central government becomes possible feudalism becomes obsolete.

>>52965105
If magic is something requiring training and knowledge then it just reinforces whatever oligarchy is in power, same goes for divine magic if it is tied to the church power structure.

If magic is just something that people ARE then you end up with a magocracy as people born with sorcery will overthrow the muggles in power. Assuming it is powerful enough of course, otherwise you get witch hunts.

>>52965213
>If magic is just something that people ARE then you end up with a magocracy
Why wouldn't this happen if magic is something you can learn through rigorous study?

It would still become the province of the rich, as only they would have the time and resources to spend on study.

KHORNE

alright /tg/

lets see how long we can go without mentioning 8th

>also first for orks
>melee army
>4" movement value

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FUCKING
CHOOSE

YOU FUCKING AELDARI SCUM WILL GET YOUR OWN FUCKING BOOK ANYWAY

I fucking love this game, ever since I was first roped into playing healer for a raid deck. I have about 100kg of the cards. The fact that it's a dead game helped to drive down the prices, with entire sets being scooped up for pocket change (I got a 22kg box for $10AUD). Even the sealed booster boxes go for relatively cheap.

If you want I could sit down and scan a bunch of the cards I have for you, I mean it'll take me ages but I'd be willing to do it to see you and your friends have some fun with a great card game.

Alternatively if your friends are local, look at grabbing some physical cards; you can find them really cheap if you're persistent and/or lucky.

>>52964389
We do meet semi-regularly, so I could talk to them about buying physical cards. OCTGN just came first to mind so we could play even when all of us are not physically around. However we have no idea what kind of decks we should build, and thus would prefer OCTGN before physical to see what works and what doesn't.
Also, thanks for the offer for those scans, but I don't like bothering complete strangers about something like this.

>>52964486
Where are you from? wish I had people interested in WOWTCG; god knows I have enough cards!

Well if you all have TTS, I just did a quick search and found this
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=416471656&searchtext=World+of+warcraft

Alternatively, you could ask/find the place where the mod owner is storing the card images and input them into OCTGN. That's how it works isn't it?