Share some experiences of annoying retards, white knights, those guys, ect, here.
Here's a story from before my current campaign began:
>Randos join
>Have 13 year olds in the group
>Kid wants to be Selkie
>We're travelling on land
>Get's told no by DM
>Tries to reason with selkies 'magically' having legs
>Is told no yet again
>Whines and is rude to DM
>Pisses everyone in the group off
>Makes an uproar with the other 2 kids in the group
>Gets kicked from discord
>Bitches and moans in a public group chat
>Get's banned from all discord servers
>Much enjoyment for the DM and the other group members
>>53254083
>I played an online game with children and it wasn't very fun because they were immature
That was a pretty interesting story, OP.
>>53254155
>Implying OP played the game with the kids or that the kids stayed
>Doesn't read the fucking greentext properly
>Player keeps complaining that the sessions are taking too long at fucking 1 hour mark, while DM usually makes them 3-4 hours ling, and constantly tries to make shit go faster, turning the game into mindless dicefest without a semblance of a story
>See DM getting a bit fed up with that
>Make it my mission to slow down the game as much as possible, taking my sweet ass time examining buildings, askung questions about irrelevant shit like what color if stone are the castle walls, chatting to civilians, etc.
>Can see mr. Speedypants getting more and more angry
And moral of this story is simple, if you're an ADD fuck that can't stay on his ass for more than 10 minutes, don't sign up for this shit
Also I'll gladly take more ideas on how to slow the game down.
I have joined a really fun game recently! And I do hope that all you anons also have some fun games which make you look forward to the next session!
Thanks, party is in the middle of a dungeon and there's definitely got plenty to look forward to!
>>53254003
Thanks ! some of us do.
Now prepare to have your thread archived because it has no ThatGuy/GM in it and you having fun is not entertaining enough.
>>53254003
I personally look forward to each session with my players, and I hope they look forward to my games as well. I'm glad you found a good group, anon!
Do you have anything you're proud of in yours?
Were I to consider playing in it, what would you say to convince me?
Is it unique in some way?
>>53253021
It's a setting, with multiple settings within it.
All of them feature the players as warforged, with elemental abilities.
>>53253086
The unique part?
Your character has two special abilities.
One automatic elemental power depending on sub-species.
The other ability is dependant on what mask your character wears.
>>53253086
Are you running a...
>>53253183
You are.
"Red Is Broken" Edition
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What color combo could use a unique Commander and what would that Commander do?
I made a simple hypergeometric probability calculator. I found an online calculator that helped me out a lot, but I got annoyed with having to go to the page so I made a commandline application. Actually figuring out the odds helped me understand deck construction better than anything else.
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>>53252860
>What color combo could use a unique Commander and what would that Commander do?
Turns all noncreature permanents into creatures based on CMC (except lands become 1/1s)
Color maybe Simic
>>53252860
WR commander with lifegain from noncombat damage would be neat.
Like a legendary Tamoa or Soulfire Grand Master, but with a little bit of a punch.
Looking for an overland map of a fantasy industrial city with river access. I have a few that kinda work, but one I'm already using for a different city, and the others are not really what I want. Too posh, or too small, etc. I'll also dump stuff from my other map folders to keep the thread going.
The OP pic is the one I like that's already a different city, to give you an idea what I'm looking for.
>>53252357
My current back up for the city, but it feels too small.
>>53252378
Another port city I'm using.
>>53252409
Also open to a better Dwarven city than this.
Serious question /tg/
How is it possible that after all these years they still haven't come out with something better than pic related.
Was this just the pinnacle of D&D design or did they give up completely on trying to do better?
Serious question /tg/
How is it possible that after all these years they still haven't come out with something better than pic related.
Was this just the pinnacle of D&D design or did they give up completely on trying to do better?
>>53251082
They did.
Twice.
Serious question /tg/
How is it possible that after all these years they still haven't come out with something better than pic related.
Was this just the pinnacle of D&D design or did they give up completely on trying to do better?
Why do you intend to keep playing this game?
>>53250512
I don't. Everything GW have shown regarding 8th tells me that I'm just not the target audience any more. Which is sad - this is a game I've played for over 15 years, that I've put an enormous amount of love and energy into - but whatever. Times change. I'm going to move on to something else.
>>53250512
Because I love 40K and it looks like it's going to be better than 7th.
>>53250512
Because it's finally, for once, getting better
Could a character remain Lawful/Neutral Good if they knowingly, but also begrudgingly, allow a party member to torture a captive for vital information that'll be for the greater good?
Only if the torture is emotional and based on lies.
The DM has the final word in this.
That being said, a good DM lets people roleplay their characters, not alignments. I would imagine a paladin torturing some orcs for information in a fit of rage after they raided some village and slaughtered everyone. If he was disgusted and horrified at what he did afterwards, he wouldn't fall. But that's how I usually handle alignment restrictions: if you can roleplay it well, and it makes sense in-universe, I'll allow it. Characters at their lowest point in life could make up some interesting story opportunities.That being said #2, I really fucking hate alignments and DnD in general, and I would play a better system any day.
No. Torture doesn't even work.
Tell me about what happened (or what's likely to happen) when your character retires after a life of adventuring and surprisingly getting out alive.
Your picture, basically. Starting a family with the cleric.In fact she's probably already pregnant.
>>53249603
That's cute, tell me about it ? Maybe a nice little house by the lake ?
>>53249562
>retiring
After lots of servicesie maiming the forces of evilI was offered a reward and took eternal youth.
I'm only stopping when I'm dead.
What do you think of moves? How useful are they to you? Do you use them in systems that aren't pbta?
>>53249075
I like the idea, but I've never put them into practice.
I think they're a neat idea, but I don't know how they'd work outside PbtA games without simply saying: 1. taking turns in a conversation is something you do anyway, and 2. these are all things GMs do anyway.
>>53249138
Well, the way I figure it goes is you use them to codify the kind of stuff you'd be doing anyways, sure.
It seems handy, though, to have a list of stuff you consider good for the genre of the game you can bring out whenever "there's a lull in the conversation" or " a player fails a roll", you know?
If a paladin is faced with a hostage situation where a lich has some unambiguously and inherently evil orcs as hostages, and he fireballs them all, does he fall?
No.
>>53248964
No, they're evil.
If it's a setting where orcs are inherently evil, no, and furthermore the lich was pretty dumb to take them hostage.
What is your favourite health/wound/stamina system? What about healing?
How do you make wounds meaningful, combat dangerous(without necessarily risking unwanted player deaths), and healing important?
Do you make players recover over time and take days to rest after big fights? Is healing magic/tech accessible and does it cure everything? What about scars, disease, poison, or 'bleeding out' effects? When is mundane doctoring better than a cleric's magic?
>>53248206
I like low HP, HP as meat points, wound thresholds, and rerolls to represent plot armor.
Healing fixes HP, but wounds are more difficult to heal.
Depends on the nature of combat in the game
If combat is the meat of the game then it's best to simply wave away injury for the most part.
If every combat is story significant than I'm inclined towards "injuries" mixed with an hp-like stamina system, so any damage received is delt as an injury like "broken arm" and x lost stamina or " leg gash" and x lost stamina or a punch to the gut which just deals stamina damage, all stamina being lost resulting in incapacitation but not death, death requiring a fatal injury.
>>53248293
My nigga!
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So, how's that Marine 2.0 lookin'?
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First for what are effectively true-scale Marines
>>53248291
Based Mk IV helmets.Or is that Mk IV-based helmets?
>>53248291
Whatever makes it easier to convert my Thunder Warriors.
It's sort of depressing that now HH players are stuck with baby marines.
I'm thinking about this in the context of EDH, but it applies to every other format (except maybe standard, which I haven't thought about since innistrad).
I'm looking for cards. Green cards. With the ability to lock your opponent out of the game and win through a control strategy. Plow Under, Primal Command and Sylvan Library are the types of cards I'm talking about.
Can green do this without resorting to an enchantress or pod strategy?
What are sweet cards to put in such a deck?
Do we have any strong combos to use as finishers?
Do we even have any removal?
Desert Twister and Beast Within for removal.
You could also put in Liquidmetal Coating and then Naturalize whatever you just turned.
I don't play Magic any more, but you might look into my favorite deck archetype, Tooth and Nail.dec.
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