EMERGENCY THREAD
GO CUTLER
>empty seats
>audible boos as the Chargers take the field
>let's go dolphins chants
Ahahahahahaha holy fuck assassinate this franchise already
>>78342943
Calling a Chargers 0-16 season right now, due to how Spanos shitted on a ton of loyal fans on his way out of San Diego to play in a 20k seat soccer stadium.
Tannelel getting hurt is the best thing that could have happened to Miami.
Why do people think Cutler is even a top 30 starting QB?
>this stadium
>>78342943
i live in l.a. and have rooted for miami since the late 80's.
never liked the rams and i associated the raiders with thugs.
>Literally Steelers fans in the front row
LA IS A FOOTBALL TOWN BABY
What a crowd!
>>78343106
Cutler was pretty elite when he first started
Then the elite Bears team he was given lost the NFC Championship and scattered to the winds.
>those two fags in the front row wearing steelers jerseys
why would someone do this?
>>78343286
>mike martz
>>78343282
Why is this team flopping so badly?
>>78343075
Bears fans incoming to the thread. (we miss smokin' Jay and hate Glennon)
>>78343349
>we miss smokin' Jay
No we dont
We hate them both
>>78343335
absolutely destroyed
Even the refs hate the chargers
>hair pulling
>first down
Thanks Busta
>>78343349
you guys complained about cutler the entirety of his tenure there. fuck off. such an ungrateful fanabse
>this refball
Holy fuck
>>78343442
>such an ungrateful fanabse
The honeymoon period hasnt ended for the Dolphins yet
Cute
Are there more people posting itt than in the stadium?
anyone have a stream for this game?
>>78343435
You are aware you can pull hair right?
>>78343427
If the Truth Biscuit isn't gonna play, I'd rather have Jay.
>>78343477
>County of Los Angeles population: 10.17 million
>City of Los Angeles population: 3.98 million.
>City of Carson population: 93,000
Estimated attendance at Chargers opening game: 12,000.
GOOD JOB DEANO!
>>78343476
dolphins fans have learned to expect a clown show
cutler will fit right in down here
>>78343483
same, i've never had this much trouble trying to find a stream. no one fucking cares about this game lol
>35,000 seat soccer stadium
>Empty seats here and there
>Spectators wearing jerseys of teams not playing in the game
>More than half of stadium is full of fans of opposing teams
How long until they move back to San Diego?
Steaming over that call on bosa 2bh
>>78343514
>I'd rather have Jay.
You werent sick of his borderline retarded decision making and season ending injuries?
Id take hoyer over him
Who Jags/Phins broship?
>>78343638
I give it a week
go phins
stream?
>>78343427
as a bears fan hate my life
Trent Green is handsome as fug tbqhwyf
>>78343661
I don't know anymore. I JUST WANT A FRANCHISE QB AGAIN
Rivers throwing motion is unacceptable
I forgot how bad it is
> fight for LA
how did that fight for San Diego go?
>>78343638
>>78343680
Unless the Spanos family sells the team to someone else, we don't want them back.
>throw the ball
>immediately get a first down
Think Lynn's figured it out yet?
>run play for a loss
Nope
So many dolphin fans there
Hope dean spanos is embarrassed
Do any fellow SD county anons know anyone who has actually stuck with the Chargers? So far I haven't seen or met anyone who has.
>san diego pissed at spanos
>they won't be charger fans going forward
>los angeles huge raiders city
>raider fans hate division rival chargers
>those fans obviously won't be charger fans
>maybe the casual fan in los angeles will become a chargers fan
>oh wait the rams probably scooped those up last year
>rams and chargers playing at the same time in the same city
It still completely baffles me that anyone thought that moving the Chargers to Los Angeles would be a good idea
>>78343783
yes, we do
>>78343800
I have a few friends who are going to continue to root for Rivers and Gates. Past that, nope. Most have either switched over to another team or stopped watching the NFL altogether.
>>78343661
I'd take Hoyer over Glennon
Are the bears intentionally tanking this season? They're going to have a lot of competition this year.
isnt it illegal to be wearing short white socks like Tunsil is wearing today?
He is dressed like a college player
>negro head coaches
Yep that will win you fans good job Spanos
>>78343847
I think what he meant to say is that the Chargers won't come back until dean is gone. He knows his ass is dead if he comes back here and shows his face
>>78342866
Smokin' Jay has this
Go Fins!
>>78343800
Still my TEAM for now, not my franchise anymore.
Once Rivers retires I doubt ill be rooting for them anymore, maybe Keenan Allen but i doubt it
>>78343847
If Spanos hadn't pissed on everyone on his way out of town I would be fine having them come back. But with the way he burned his bridges, I don't know how I could really root for the team like I used to. I really just want his nepotistic shithole of a family to experience nothing but misery, including winless seasons and zero fans.
>I GOOSED YA
>>78343955
DUDE! PAY FOR MY STADIUM LMAO!
Are there even any Chargers fans in LA?
Why did they leave San Diego?
>>78343894
>Are the bears intentionally tanking this season?
No, young team with potential but a whole lot of holes and inexperience. They arent going to win a bunch of games, but its not really tanking. Just being not complete
>none of rivers brainlet teammates understand his genius stratagems
tfw never goosed
Chimping
>>78344057
San Diego didn't want to pay for the team owner's dream stadium so he threw a hissyfit and moved to a soccer stadium.
Are the chargers now the west coast jests?
Kinda feel bad for Rivers and Gates, but at the end of the day fuck Spanos. It's pretty hilarious how force fed they're being into LA. I live in their market and have not seen one piece of merchandise for sale in stores.
W-why did they leave San Diego senapi?
>ywn get to goose Rivers
Why are his teammates such plebs ;_;
>>78344079
>GIBS SNEK
>>78344149
Spanos didn't want to spend his own money so he's gonna go live in Kroenke's basement
>>78344057
Because the Spanos family are idiot bumpkins. Chargers had tons of fans and fan support in San Diego, and had a City and County ready to give him $600+ million to replace Qualcomm Stadium, but the Spanoses thought that they would be able to make more money in LA, even though they have zero fan support there and don't even have a stadium to play in.
They looked down on San Diego and wanted to be in the big city of LA. Now they're there, and nobody gives a shit about them.
>>78344057
The owner wanted to put the stadium in the worst place imaginable (right in the middle of downtown, a few blocks away from another stadium used for a different sport) San Diego wasn't having it so he went and chased a reported "25% of their fanbase"
Chargers still can't tackle
>>78344079
>tfw to smart to play for the chargers
How do you not notice when someone flicks your balls?
>>78344079
That's how fundamentally shit this team is. How does his own o-linemen not know fucking code words and pocket trick plays?
>Tfw Rivers could have been a Titan and would have easily won an Owl and Mariota would rot away in LA
>>78344138
It's because there aren't any chargers fan here. 70% raiders fans 20% Rams fans the rest are cowboys. I used to live in San Diego it makes no sense for them to be in LA. Everyone here hates the team.
>>78344266
>>78344268
Sounds like they have shitty owners who thought by being in LA they'll make more money, the Rams can barely fill their stadium so what made them think they'll go to a soccer stadium to watch the Chargers.
NOTHING makes me more furious than seeing Benjamin always run fucking backwards
(even though that was a decent return)
>>78344411
But dean spanos the mathematician said that 25% of the Chargers fanbase is in LA, and like a true genius, recognized that 25>75
HAHAHA THAT COMMERCIAL
>goes out on a fucking wheelchair
Come on Ajayi, all I wanna do is beat all these faggots in my league with rick and morty references as their team names
>>78344431
If you're interested, http://www.voiceofsandiego.org/topics/politics/chargers-left-new-consultants-rise-old-ones-evolve-sd-politics-roundup/ is a pretty accurate and short description of what happened.
Rovers has so much heart it's great
So they move to a 27,000 person stadium, and they STILL have to tarp off seats (top left)?
>>78344476
People tried to defend this with "25% of 10 million is more than 75% of 1 million!" but they missed the point entirely. Chargers didn't ADD any fans from moving to LA, they just held on to the little slice they had. Nobody else gave a shit.
>>78344570
Come on guys, the Chargers are a small market team
>>78344570
>25% of 10 million is more than 75% of 1 million!
That doesn't make any sense if the original statement is that 25% of the entire fanbase is in LA
>>78344561
Literally the backbone of the team
It's cool to hear him speak because it's so quiet lel
>>78344653
Correct. Now tell me what part of the move makes sense beyond "Dean Spanos' net worth is technically higher".
>>78344570
There isn't anything appealing about the Chargers. People are also turned off by seeing them move for no reason, who wants to jump on the fanbase of a team with no real roots/tradition/stability?
Seriously.
>>78344570
They're tarped because the stadium doesn't have the facilities to serve that many people (kek)
>>78344540
They couldn't even fill out a 27,000 seat soccer stadium for the opening game? The soccer team I support in the UK isn't even in the top tier and they get more than that every week.
Owners like this don't deserve to have the club, they took a successful franchise in San Diego and trashed it. I hope someone eventually takes them back to San Diego where they belong.
>pass the ball
>nothing but positive plays
>return to the run
>immediately a loss
XD
Why are the chargers even bothering to try to run against miami? Running game is going nowhere and our CBs and LBs are literal garbage.
>>78344750
Cant wait for Cutler heroball
Its always fun to watch honestly
>>78344727
Lmao
Says it all
>>78344727
Literally in their game-day program today:
>...Michael joins his brother in... the on-going effort to bring a new stadium to the San Diego region...
Incompetence, thy name is Spanos.
Where the fuck did the chargers find their new coach?
>>78344741
They're never going to move back. They were "worth" $500 million in San Diego, now they're "worth" $2 billion in Los Angeles. Nobody would purchase them for $2 billion only to immediately "lose" $1.5 billion on them.
I put it all in quotation marks because a team that nobody watches isn't worth shit, but billionaires have a weird way of spending money.
>>78344778
After Tannehill went down in preseason I was sad but our season will be entertaining regardless of what happens because of Cutler.
>>78344682
Felipe RÃos is the only reason I remain a bolts fan. If the chargers aren't back in SD when he retires in 3 seasons, I am done with them.
>>78344765
Because they have a first year head coach who was a former running back coach who thinks he's the second coming of Marty schottenheimer but fails to realize the charger o-line isn't even that good
>>78344826
First day watching the NFL?
>asian kicker
Neat
>>78344841
They were actually worth around $1.4 billion. Presumably now they're worth closer to $2 billion or so, but I haven't seen any valuations post-move.
The way the league splits TV revenue evenly among all teams, it's insane that geography has an impact on team values, but then I guess when you're a billionaire you don't have to be rational anymore.
Chargers sold to Mexican drug lords and relocated to Mexico City to become the Banditos when???
>>78344841
They'd rather a some extra money than be rooted in a community with a loyal fan base, it's sad really.
who /youngsheldon/ here?
>>78344926
Mexican drug lords would unironically manage the team better than the spanos family
>>78344936
Fucking bait and switch making it just look like some quirky family comedy. It's like they waited until 29 seconds into the ad to show the name of the show so you've only got a few seconds to yell at your TV.
>>78344891
I'm a chiefs fan that usually watches the chargers twice a year but now I live in Florida so I see Miami games on my tv
>>78344819
Why spend money making a new program when you can just use last year's again?
>>78344936
kek
>>78344936
>>78344976
This. Coaches would literally end up dead If they fucked up
>>78344978
Good post
>>78344978
kek
Jay Cutler bullet throw when?
Who Ron & Ron here?
>Literally nothing but underneath throws from Cutler
How fucking dead is this dudes arm
Why the fuck doesn'y just theow a deep bomb to stills , parker or landry?
>>78345162
Thats Gase's whole shtick with Cutler
Doesnt allow Cutler to throw over 5 yards.
>>78344057
I've lived my whole life in Los Angeles and I know one Chargers fan. More than I can say for the Rams at least. Most people I know don't care about football at all and those few who do are Raiders fans (hint: they're poor).
>>78345231
That was Cutler the whole time under Gase
When you unleash Cutler to throw dragons, he just reverts back to bad habits and throws into triple coverage
Did the chargers just play some prevent shit?
>>78345267
LA always struck me as more of a baseball town to be honest, I only really see lots of Dodgers hype. Sometimes Kings when they're doing well.
#ThankGodForBosa
>>78345267
what part of l.a. are you from?
i've lived in l.a. my whole life and only know 1 rams fan.
>>78345361
LA is a basketball city
"Dolphins are a better team this year"
lel
>>78345299
Yes they were expecting a deep throw so they dropped the defensive backs.
Cutler made the right move passing to landry short to make some yards, but he threwbit too quick and the defense just came running back. Cutler wasn't even pressured.
Holy shit that manlet running down the sideline
>>78345389
Ah yeah shit forgot about Lakers and Clippers.
>>78345431
>Clippers
kek
>>78345428
You leave Oliver alone! I MEAN IT!!!!
stream pls
That was not catchable
>>78345427
>Cutler wasn't even pressured.
To be fair that's a foreign concept for him
>>78345484
i keep seeing LAC for the chargers and all i think now is the clippers
>>78345534
>refball
>that fucking makeup call for the bullshit horse collar
Oh god my sides
>>78345585
Fair enough
>>78345560
i see that as well
>>78345361
The Dodgers are the only team where I'd call myself more than a fair-weather fan. I'm just not into basketball or football or hockey. I like the Galaxy a lot, too.
>>78345382
Hancock Park, you?
>score td, crowd stays quiet...
Much better
>>78345734
welcome to LA
Man football is shit. I think its time to get in to Hockey.
Gonna root for Winnipeg Jets
>tfw soft la pawgs gonna get blacled after a chargers beatdown of 35-9
Los Angeles Sports Teams "support" rankings
1) Lakers
2) Dodgers
3) USC Football
4) Kings
5) Raiders
6) Clippers
7) Angels
8) UCLA Football
9) Rams
10) Insert half a dozen Liga MX and European soccer teams here
11) Galaxy
12) Chargers
>Melvin Gordon now has the very strange stat line of six carries, zero yards, and the Chargers' first regular-season TD at StubHub Center.
Chargerball
>>78345734
Well there's only 40 people there, what do you expect?
The Spanos family helped hurricane Harvey relief!
Why would you call a Cutler keep?
>>78345705
shitty echo park. moved to gardena for a few months before mom passed and left me and a sibling the house so i moved back.
dodgers are also my l.a. team.
>>78345869
They made a very generous donation of *not disclosed*
Rivers deserves so much better lol
There was no point in paying Cutler more than vet minimum if this is all Gase is going to have him do
Moore would be better at this point
>>78345802
I dont think the clippers get more fans than Angels tbqh
>falling for the fake catch
>>78345802
i'd move the raiders to 4 spot and angels above clippers.
>>78345944
I now understand completely why the manning family did not want Eli there. They saw the upheaval of the move from miles away
>>78345938
Aww don't be so down, I like Echo Park. At the very least you're close to the Dodgers.
>>78344719
Not only that but it's clearly a money motivated "fuck you" move
They literally moved two hours away
>>78345941
5000 of these they had "marked down" to $39.99 in the Pro Shop.
One of the few knocks against Ingram is that he sometimes fails to finish sacks
Rovers is shredding the fins
>>78346161
Rivers is literally the only reason I even watch the Chargers anymore. Bosa might keep me watching but I doubt it
>>78346079
>At the very least you're close to the Dodgers
that's a perk for sure.
i didn't mind it so much but it's progressively a hipster town now with silver lake right around the corner.
Should I delete my chargers folder?
>>78346241
It's a damn fucking shame too because our young guys look pretty good.
> Boss
> Perryman
> Henry
> Gordon
> KA
Good team going forward, too bad I'll never own any of their jerseys
The Green/Gumbel commentary booth is comfy af
>>78346373
Greg, Bryant, or Barney?
>>78346274
yes, join the real team my child
>>78346406
The black one
>all these butthurt flyover fucks jealous of LA
>>78346331
If only Verrett could get his shit together
Disappointed for him
>>78346274
no, this is our year senpai
Serious question does Rivers have autism? What's up with his mannerisms ?
>miss fg
>crowd cheers
Wtf is going on
>Gordon misses his block
>missed field goal
Yes you're fighting for LA!!!!
The absolute state of Young Hoe
>>78346460
hes out today
>younghoe
WHEN WILL RIVERS REQUEST A TRADE ENOUGH IS ENOUGH MAN
>>78346488
why do you think he's the official spee mascot?
Fuck sake
why did we cut Lambo for this fucking shit?
>20 seconds left
>commercial
Do the Chargers have any home Prime Time games? I want to hear the mental gymnastics the Monday Night Football guys have to go through to cover for this shitty move.
>>78346542
By that standard, why isn't Cutler?
>>78346527
That's what I meant, he's always injured
Fucking nip shit! costing me fantasy points! I'm dropping this overrated slant eyed egg kicker off my team.
>that aarp commercial
>>78346460
Yeah I completely forgot about Verrett too.
Could be a top tier defense if we get him healthy
>>78346555
Had to win that prime LA-asian-american demographic! Next week, maybe they'll have 5 people in the stands instead of 4!
>>78346575
But anon you need to get to know AARP
>>78346589
how new are you
Jesus Christ fuck these ads
>>78346581
lol god no
Is Cutler going to throw it further than 7 yards today?
>>78346581
"Boutique ground"
"Best viewing experience in the nfl"
"Unique experience"
"Not a bad seat in the house"
Heard it all
>wasting that final timeout
Some top tier coaching going on here
>split window ads
>14 yds away from fg range with 9 seconds left
>throw it 0 yds downfield
For what purpose
Cutler is terrible holy shit
>tfw fell for the Cutler meme
Boy, that was a bad throw ahaha
The chargers HC talks like an NBA player
> still using Keenan Allen as a punt returner
Playing with fire there. Just use Benjamin
>>78346773
Reminder that this nigga fucked Jay's boipussy his entire time on the broncos
>>78346773
>>78346805
I don't know what you expected. Literally nobody else wanted him
>>78346773
>>78346805
I don't know if him or matt Moore is a better choice at this point. Smoking Jay probably wishes he had told his wife to shut up
get in here https://discord.gg/PSEbsk
Jay Cutler!
>>78346837
Think it was just because of the hail Mary
>>78343075
>20k seat soccer stadium
wait what? Why don't the Chargers have a real stadium? Why don't they just share a stadium with the Rams like Jets/Giants do?
>>78344014
Keenan Allen will be on another team when Rivers retires.
>>78346805
Cutler will come good senpai, just you wait.
>>78346602
If you have any kicker in this game on your fantasy team you deserve to lose.
>>78346904
They will, but that one is still being built
Going to a meme soccer stadium was their attempt to secure the loyalty of the hipster fans in the meantime
>>78346274
>>78346904
Eventually they plan to. They chose to play in the tiny soccer stadium because they knew they couldn't come anywhere close to filling the LA Coliseum. Turns out they can't come anywhere close to filling a tiny soccer stadium either.
They actually fired their equipment manager of 20+ years and who made the move to LA with the team because he told a reporter that Spanos was upset that he couldn't sell out the soccer stadium. The Spanoses are awful people.
>>78347022
tbf that was a retarded thing to tell a reporter
>>78344841
How the fuck are they worth billions now in a city where they are even ranked lower than college teams in terms of support and brand recognition?
>LaDainian Tomlinson thanks the Spanos family as he receives his Hall of Fame ring. Some boos at StubHub Center.
Looooooooool
>Dolphins & Chargers now fighting in the tunnel. Refs and coaches trying to pull them apart.
Cool
Just came home, has cutler looked ok or has he looked bad?
>>78347048
Well, let me rephrase - they fired him because they *suspect* he told a reporter that, even though the reporter specifically said Wick wasn't his source when Wick got fired.
In any case, the right and proper thing to be when you can't even fill out a 27k seat stadium is upset. Instead of owning that and saying that they obviously had work to do to be a more compelling team and that they were going to continue to do that work, they fired a long-time employee who just uprooted his life to move to LA with them. Shitty people man, shitty people.
>>78345802
Don't you have a new MLS team coming in?
>>78347117
As good as you can in the tim bradley dink and dunk boring ass offense
>>78347117
Has one completion longer than 10 yards. He's shit
>>78347154
>still fired when the reporter said he was innocent
>it's another police drama episode
>>78345802
I'd put UCLA basketball up there too, probably on par with Clippers.
>>78347212
>>78347187
Welp, I want to see gunslinger Cutler, but idk if thats a great idea
>>78345802
1. the one winning the most
2. lelkers (history channel must be in the basic cable package here)
.
90001. the one losing the most
Jamie Erdahl is a BABE
>the stadium got even emptier
T-they're just getting drinks right??
>>78347212
Or is it Gase being overly cautious? I doubt his arm is that dead
shoutout to CBS for not replacing qt sideline reporters with diversity hires like espn
Yes, let Cutler rip it!
BASED LANDRY WORKING THE CHARGERS INTO A SHOOT
Let Cutler loose, Gase. At least it will be entertaining.
Tre Boston you moron
I think that was complete
>fantasy owners mad af
Can we get a stream
>Let's go Dolphins chants
Based LA
Is this a sold out crowd?
>>78347409
>this third worlder that claimed Miami was going to steam roll the Chargers
Kek how's that going bud
>confirmed
What the fuck?
Bullshit
>take timeout to give dolphins time to challenge
>"injured" player jogging off the field fine
>african iq head coach
LMFAO how is that not a complete pass
>confirmed
???
Refs literally the worst
Sounds like a fucking dolphins home game wtf
refball
>CUTTY GOING DEEP
>>78342866
Cutlel going DEEPP
GOD DAMN IT CHARGERS GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER
The most complete pass I've ever seen
TOUCHDOWN
SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU JUST LET CUTLER THROW THE BALL LET HIM THROW THE FUCKING BALL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
Cutler vs Rivers matchups are always great
Fucking AWFUL defensive scheme
Why the fuck do you have a LB on Stills? Happened constantly last week FUCK
>chorgers defense
KEK
>>78347679
Oh fuck I totally didnt think of that
>>78347698
Seriously we are getting roasted when our LBs have to cover up the mdidle
LET CUTLER THROW IT DEEP MORE
Jamie Erdahl can GET IT
Free Cutty
Was nice to hear LT do his move one more time off camera
"If we don't cover the receiver I wonder if Rivers will throw to him"
>spanos knows he can't show his face
>makes LT his public relations puppet
Absolutely disgusting
>>78347866
The worst part is LT actually doing it
Dolphins secondary is shite
>>78347643
Cutler has this game now
>>78347866
Wonder how much he's getting paid. I'm glad Fouts isn't falling for this shit.
>>78347898
LT has house nigger syndrome
>>78347866
>most of the other former Chargers give guarded statements about the move
>LT can't stop sucking Spanos' dick
How the mighty have fallen.
Chargers offense looks really good this season.
Melvin Gordon gonna have a Prob Owl season
Wasn't that offsides?
Will Cutler take tannelel's job next season?
RECORD BROKEN
>that fucking no call on that obvious as fuck offside
Holy fuck these refs are terrible
BASED RIVERS
Woooohoooo :))))
I liked Tony G more
This is going to turn into a vintage Rivers vs Cutler barnburner.
>leaving gates uncovered
Genius gameplan
Congratulations Gates. You can finally retire in peace
Only shame it was in fucking LA
>tfw you will never suck based Gates dick after he wins the Superb Owl
OPEN THE GATES AND LET THE RIVERS FLOW
Dolphins defense is fucking awful
GOTTA GET BACK NOW
Uhhhh excessive celebration??
LA CHARGERS BREAKING RECORDS ALREADY!
>>78348083
that guy's a dick
Are the Chargers even a top 10 team in terms of popularity in LA?
>>78348097
>>78348125
Judging by all the empty seats I'm not even sure LA is aware they're there
>>78348097
> calling excessive celebration on a record-breaking TD
One of the few times an excessive celebration is warranted desu.
Probably against the letter of the law, but not the spirit of it
That was a fun dogpile
>>78348097
Don't be a pussy he set a record.
11 catches for 67 yards is horrible
>>78348177
Excessiveness should be determined based on crowd noise
So Seahawks/Falcons and their pumped in noise can celebrate for 55 minutes straight, but the Chargers get 2 seconds because there's only 5 guys cheering
Cutler literally a Landry baby lmao
Does Manti Teo still play for LA?
>>78348310
aints
>>78348271
Dont remember Cutty chucking it to Marshall?
>>78348310
He's on the saints now thank fuck
>>78348333
I don't remember Cutler being good at all no
>>78348339
no wonder their defense is so bad
he's guarding an invisible player! hehehehe
>>78348125
1 Raiders
2 Rams
3 Cowboys
4 Broncos
5 Packers
6 49rs
7 Steelers
8 Patriots
9 Chiefs
10 Seahawks
No. No they are not
This is why Heyward is 2nd string CB and not first
BASED PARKER
Parker bailed the fuck out of Cutler just now.
>get bailed out from your shitty almost pick
HOLY FUCK WAHT A CATCH
Best QBs in the league
1. cutler
2. bradford
3. smiff
4. hogan
5. semen
>>78348388
This is why you don't fuck with CB's under six foot
Yoink
Why can't the chargers fucking tackle
LET CUTTY THROW IT DEEP
>>78348448
there you go
IN
GOD
>guy gets sack
>some other guy starts high stepping down the field
Top kek
>>78348408
>>78348416
This is how it's going to be huh
With any other team it's "holy shit what a great catch"
With Cutler at QB it's "it shouldn't have been that hard to catch"
the espn hate factory truly works
>letting cutler get sacked
Time for snakebitten spooked cutty
>>78348521
no he needs to feel some of it, he needs to learn to trust his shoulder will be fine after getting hit
>>78348517
He pulled the ball out of the defenders hands OVER his head.
It was 100% getting bailed out
>>78348552
He's looked good when he's let it fly, needs to do it more.
How fucking time flies. I remember Rivers hating the fuck out of Cutler and the Broncos. That was over ten years ago
>2 hasbeen QBs battling it out in a sub 30k stadium
Rams/Chargers broship?
>>78348385
He meant LA teams. Of course they aren't top 10 popularity in the NFL
In terms of LA teams though
1. Lelkers
2. Doyers
3. USCheat
4. Raiders
5. Kangs
6. Angles
7. Cloppers
8. UCLA
9. > Ducks
10. Rasm
11. Galaxy
12-9000. Literally any other team in any other sport
9001. Chargers
>>78348061
Gates is leaving LA before he retires?
>>78348517
>watching espn
>the chargers will never have a home field advantage like the Chiefs do ever again
>it'll never be like the q during the playoffs
Feels real bad
>>78348609
this is pretty accurate
Why do the chargers get hurt so much
>>78348626
no, that's probably why he won't ever win it ;___;
>barksdale dead already
Cuttem
Commentators curse
>>78348637
>That one time we beat Indy in OT.
>week 2
>half the team ded already
just one fucking yera I would like the team to be semi-healthy
>>78348757
Need to cut players with injury history desu
Young Sheldon looks so funny and charming, well done CBS!
>>78348752
Such a good game
>>78348637
Just get good again so people show up
>>78348793
thread monitor here.
young sheldon has already been discussed in this thread. please move on to another topic.
pls no 4th quarter choke my heart can't take another
>>78348752
>That one time when Chargers ended the Colts 13-0 streak
Still my all time favorite memory as a Charger fan
>>78348868
Jej
>not making that interception
Really?
Also noodle arm as fuck
>receiver literally didn't even look
>blocked punt
Special teams is shit and players quit lmao
this game will come down to a fg won't it?
Holy fuck
What the fuck is up with our Special Teams blocking?
That's the third punt/field goal blocked already
Jesus
Cardiac fins are back, its like they never left me
Every single charger game is like this, man
>>78349080
Remember 2010?
Survivor is a guilty pleasure of mine
I cant fucking wait, the /tv/ gamethreads are comfy and you arent doing anything else on a wednesday night
>>78342866
he threw that perfectly, come on parker
DAMN IT CHARGERS DON'T YOU FUCKING CHOKE ON ME!!!
here we go, Finbros
I fucking hate the chargers
Parker needs to stop dropping shit.
looks like jay fuckin cutler is back on the menu boys
>>78349470
me too straya bro, me too ;___;
FIGHT
FOR
LA
HOLD YOU MOTHERFUCKERS
HOLD
dammit dolphins..
Why is this team so incompetent?
Aight lads
Let's see how the Chargers bumble this game away.
Buckle the fuck up
Can I just have one week of non stressful games, dude
>Destiny using the same song from the last Star Trek movie
Cant they at least be original?
The Dolphins haven't been able to run a decent screen play in many years, they need to just give up on it.
Down by 1 point.
GO CHAHJUHS...GO
>>78349477
He looks like someone who will commit suicide after retiring
>>78349625
Now that they left I'm not that stressed anymore desu. Still want them to win though
Young Sheldon looks even more cancerous than BBT
>>78349625
Are you a chargers fan?
Then no
Are you a dolphins fan?
Yes, once you learn to love the clown show. Being a masochist also helps.
>>78349683
He has a hot wife he will be fine
>>78349701
BAZOOMBA
Nice long drive here would be nice
The Chargers are going to choke this away. You all know its coming. Its so fucking sad. It happens so often the media don't even give a shit to bother discussing it.
>the Chorgers are actually gonna fuck this up
>>78349762
n-no, pls no more
>>78349778
Why wouldnt they?
Keenan Allen is uncoverable on slants desu
>>78349788
You aren't used to it by now? Seriously
inb4 Rivers pick 6 by Kiko Alanso
>>78349828
I still believe!
>>78349846
I feel so sorry for you, you fool
A 4 yd slant on 3rd and 7 is an interesting strategy
>>78349715
>Being a masochist also helps
This is why I embraced the Dolphins
JESUS FUCK CHARGERS! YOU STOP THE FUCKING CLOCK AND YOU FUCK UP THE FIRST DOWN
Time for Cutler heroball!
>de city of los angeles
CHARGERS CELEBRATION THREAD WHEN?
Kiko pick six on Rivers incoming
Welp game over, season over.
Who will throw the game ending pick? Cutler or Rivers?
Chargers need to make something happen on defense or we lose this game
>>78349762
Happens literally every fuck week for the last 2 years
>>78349907
>Not knowing the 4th quarter comeback stats of the Cuttydragon
>top 5 Qb for 4th quarter comebacks
>Getting the ball at the 50
Nice knowing you chargers
>>78349938
Thanks captain obvious
EVERY FUCKING YEAR THEY DO THIS! EVERY FUCKING GAME. JUST ONCE. JUST FUCKING ONCE YOU'LL THINK THESE INCOMPETENT FUCKS WILL LEARN TO CLOSE A GAME OUT.
GOD DAMN IT
>>78349934
Rivers was born to do it.
Cutler heroball coming
>>78349963
I mean.
It's the Chargers.
Fucking choking cunts
I expect Cutler to make a really boneheaded decision and throw a game losing INT
>>78350024
or they get a run for 11 yards ;)
>>78350024
it's the 4th quarter against the chargers so i wouldn't be too worried
>>78349883
>This is why I embraced the Dolphins
indeed.
>sacrificial playoff team in the early to mid 2000's
>followed by absolute shit years
>that 2007 1-15 team
>>78350024
So does Gase, apparently.
Giving the ball to Ajayi every down
This game is destined to end with a missed fg by the dolphins as time expires but the chargers HC called timeout right before the snap so they get to kick again and it goes right down the middle
>letting a team that is known to rely on field goals to win games get to the 50 on the punt return
Let's get this shit started
>Chorgers
>tfw you have +160 odds on Miami winning
I knew the Chargers would choke
you would think they would hurry up offense and just run the ball down their throats
PLEASE HOLD
>>78350136
Miami will miss the fg
>>78350061
Kek
Gase is not going to let him throw it at all
>>78350189
nope, they're eating clock
BASED REFS
>>78350218
eat clock to maybe make a long field goal vs running the ball and getting first down....
are u the oc for miami...
you want to make the fg easier
Refs win
>>78342866
and icing the kicker
>chorgers trying to ice the kicker
>calling the TO before they're even on the field
ITS GOOD!!!
why do that to this kid
why a 50 yarder
>>78350212
Chargers are too good at choking for that
Lots of time left for the chargers
Chargers are gonna go 0-16 calling it right now
>something happens
>everyone cheers no matter which way the call goes
What the fuck?
DOLPHINS DEFENSE PLEEEEEEEASE
You now remember Brian griese
God damnit
>>78350258
Lmoa what a worthless fucking team
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE SHITTY OF LOS ANGELES
>THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE CHORGERS
IT'S GOOOOOD
OF COURSE HE MAKES IT
just kill me now bros
>>78350271
Rev up those Darnolds
Will there be another game ending fg block?
YES.
FUCK YOU CHARGERS. YOU FUCKING UNGRATEFUL CUNTS. 0-16 MOTHERFUCKER
RIVERS INT COMING
J U S T
>>78350306
good post
>>78342866
rivers heroball time now
>Chokers
KEK
E
K
> 10 losses by 1 possession out of the last 18 games
Sounds about right
>>78350336
He doesnt have the arm
KIKO
I
K
O
That was an early timeout. They should've had two plays called coming off the kickoff
>need a fg to win
>cut based Lambo for gook who can't hit past 30 yards
jdimsa
>Raiders
2-0
Three Owls
>Broncos
2-0
>Cheifs
2-0
>Chargers
0-2
It hurts
this miami defense is notorius for getting pased all over in the 4th quarter...
we gonna lose lads...
how do they manage to lose the same way every week
I seriously hate these cunts
>MIAMI DEFENSE
jesus christ...
ITS HAPPENING
YOUNG HOE
This gook is going to miss a chip shot. Cap this
Fins are going to piss it away.
time for KOO redemption
Dolphins lose lol
Clown show
>10 yard dump
>10 yard dump
>10 yard dump
>10 yard-oh it's incomplete
>nevermind penalty
REFBALLLLLLLLL
>>78350416
He's actaully really good
>>78350381
Meh , most fake raidniggur fans don't remember seeing owl wins
>>78350409
miami still has 2 timeouts remember what happened last week
>refs are literally trying to walk LAC down the field
>they still cant fucking win
>>78350442
Plz end in another blocked kick
>>78342866
well at least cutty played well.
its over
>>78350421
calling it now
misses when miami freezes the kicker, makes it afterwards
Inb4 Kaedings Ghost of missed kicks takes the field
BASED RIVERS
nibba
TYBR
>Miami called timeout
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
The absolute state of both these teams
What a fucking retarded move
WHY THE FUCK DID DOLPHINS CALL A TIMEOUT?
Oh my god they almost fucked everything up
WHY WOULD THEY CALL A TIMEOUT HAHAHAHAHAH
LOL MIAMI
>Miami calling a TO just to dick wave
LOL
>>78350488
You realize he's centering the ball RIGHT
>miami calls timeout
wut
GOOKS BTFO
BASED MIAMI CALLS TO WHEN CHARGERS ABOUT TO CHOKE TIME AWAY
CLASSIC CHARGERS KEK
WHY
Wait...wtf just happened?
>miami lolphins
>KOREANAMERICANS
are we serious right now?
IDIOTS
KEK NO FUCKING GOOD
MEME GAME
top wew
AHAHAHAHAHA CHARGERS
GET FUCKED CHORGERS
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU SPANOS
What the hell
>YOUNG HOE
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON LMAO
4d chess
These two teams fucking deserve each other.
What a fucking shitshow holy shit.
LMAO Both teams are fucking idiots
CHOKEEEEEEEEEE
>Young Hoe
Rivers deserves. Better then this
BAHAHAHAHA FUCK OFF BACK TO SANDY EGGO LOSERS
This fucking kicker
LMAO
SHAMFUR DISPRAY
2 joke teams
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOKS
NUKE THAT SHITHOLE
MIAMI ICED THE KICKER
BRILLIANT
ACCORDING TO KEIKAKU
ahahahaha this korean kicker
>>78343075
>>78343075
>>78343075
>>78343075
>>78343075
AGHAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU SPANOS YOU PIECE OF SHIT, ENJOY YOUR 0-16 SEASON!!!!!
>Young Ho
>>78350416
Called it
CUT THE FUCKIN GOOK
Ahahaha ahahaha faggotzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz koo storyyyyyyyyyyyy
FUCKING GOOK
FUCKING SHIT
WHAT ELSE DOES RIVERS HAVE TO DO?
WHY THE FUCK DID THEY CUT LAMBO FOR THIS FUCKING GOOK
San Diego here
Same o chargers haha fuck you Spanos
THE FUCKING CHARGERS
aguayo 2.0
HAHAHAHAHHasphihjiasdihfahispdfhiashhahahahahahahahAaHhahahahhahahahaHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THE LELPHINS CALLED A FUCKING TIME PUT JUST FOR THAT TO HAPPEN
MAXIMUM BANTER
SAVAGE
>Poo
National disgrace
the asian kicker experiment failed
Stick to mathletics
>CHORGE
This fucking gook is out of the league by tomorrow
I'm surprised rivers hasn't killed himself yet
I'm going to kill myself
LAUGHING MY ASS OFF
Cutler > Tannehill DONT FUCKING @ ME
HAHAAHAHAHAAAHAAHAAHAHAAAHHAAHAHAAAHAAHAAHAAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHAHAHAHAAAHAHAA GO CHORGE GO
>FUCKING GOOKS
worst Korea thanks
>>78350416
Put me in the cap
>>78342866
Gase is such a roosemeister wtf
>all the koreans in the world buy his jersey because "we finally made it" just like the chinese and lin
>singlehandedly lost 2 games
>in 2 career games
Feels good that the Chargers are complete trash, I dont support teams that leave their cities
KOO IN LOO
HOLY FUCKING KEK THAT LAST 2 MINUTES
>CHORGERS
Based Cutler
>>78350654
wat anime is this??
>tfw Cutler led team has 100% more wins than the bears and Chicago fans around me can't stop hating the man
>the city of diverse kickers
NEW THREAD
>>78350651
NEW THREAD
>>78350651
NEW THREAD
>>78350651
Kjb,hgcmhtcjytfkhyvluyv, uycmytcmytcmhgcmhgcmgcmy
EVERY FUCKING WEEK
EVERY FUCKING YEAR
>SLANT EYED ASIANS CAN'T FUCKING SEE PAST 10 FEET
>EXPECTING SLANT EYED GOOKS TO KICK A 40 PLUS YARD FG
what the fuck where they thinking hiring this worthless tiny dick cunt?
>that look the chargers head coach had
LMFAO THE LOOK OF SOMEONE WHO ABOUT TO CUT SOMEONE FROM THE TEAM AND LIFE
>>78350512
>>78350526
>>78350534
>>78350535
>>78350539
>>78350542
>>78350543
Gase confirmed as genius, GET FUCKED CHORGERS
>>78350699
I want Cutty to do well ;_;
San Diegan here.
>Rivers plays well
>Gates breaks the record
>Miami (the city)gets a moral boost
>Chargers still lose the game
FEELS GOOD MAN
Based Cutty
>>78350659
@ i agree
Aguayo and Koo are out of the league. No black kickers are currently employed on NFL rosters.
Are NFL goal posts racist? My column:
>>78350806
Same. Every time I drive around and see a motherfucker still sporting a Chargers sticker or any memorabilia I die a bit inside. At least it lets me visually distinguish someone as a cuck of the highest order though.
>>78350627
Fucking kek
>>78350806
>>78350806
Even San Diego is happy.
What a day
>>78350976
We just want them to succeed in finally getting that 0-16 they always shot for.
What's more annoying is that all the major radio stations around here are switching to coverage of the Raiders. So fucking pathetic.
>>78350627
>>78350627
you better execute the motherfucker once he gets cut
Hell yeah
>>78352178
>scraping by the worst team in the league
Congrats?
>>78344741
"Successful" do you know what that word means?