How can you spend all that money and be even more shit?

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>>78332852
>Neverton
>Ronald Kloeless

Because they are still Everton

>0-1
>United really struggling to keep the score in their favour
>take Rooney out
>0-4

But they drew with /sp/'s new favourite meme team Liver-, Chel-, Man City

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>Were shit when Rooney played for them
>sell Rooney
>gradually turn yourselves into a top 6 team
>Buy Rooney
>go shit again

>>78333963
>buy
more like bribed to take rooney in

>>78333787
uncommon

>>78333841
this 2bh

hopefully now these "Everton are dark horses for the top 4" and "Ronald Koeman is a good manager" memes can stop now

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>Be Everton fan
>Spend years watching team play mediocre football but still being a plucky underdog team
>Times when Louis Saha was considered our best striker
>Slowly start working up the table with a shoestring budget and some young talents
>"If only we have some money, we could become amazing"
>It happens, we get rich, buy a bunch of players, have squad depth finally
>They all play like literal shit, everyone hates us and we're a continental embarrassment
>3 games, 10 goals conceded, no goals scored
Is it too late to go back?

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>£45m for Sigurdshit
>No strikers
>Still play Jagielka

>>78334435
and this guy is getting outscored by martial who comes on from the bench

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>>78334435
dont forget schneiderlin who we were lucky enough to offload at MU

literally lost every game or drew and everytime he featured in our team with his backwards or sideways only passing, same with cleverley, utter garbage