1-0, Valencia
Everton
first for feminine penis
REMEMBER THIS NAME
WAYNE ROONEY
nth for Mkhi can fuck off
who /comfy/ here?
https://twitter.com/Fotboltinet/status/909411668324753408
Lads it's still halftime. Know what I'm sayin'?
Why is /sp/ never right about anything?
THIS IS A DISAAAAAAAABLED CUBICLE
Xth for /a/nime
>>78331301
>Something about sucking a dick just feels queer to me
>>78331301
>this people are actually serious
what has the world come to?
What would you do for 1000 Francs?
everton really fucked up in the transfer market desu
>>78331333
She's cute.
>>78331301
>something about sucking a dick feels queer to me
Kek
>>78331301
Something about sucking a dick just feels queer to me though
Post that castle, you know which one I'm on about
>>78331349
isnt that about £10?
>>78331296
Whore
That fubo sports package commercial is funny honestly but borderline innapropriate
i have no idea how good/bad everton are. 4/5 games into the season, on points in the relegation zone. have however had united, city, spurs, chelsea in the first 5 games.
this team was tipped to crack top 6 and was seen as easily the 7th best in the league at minimum. fixtures haven't been kind, but this team could finish bottom half.
Everton have been so shit the 80th minute Sigurdson equaliser is almost guaranteed.
>>78331296
>romanian
>>96
pottery
>>78331411
I think they'll finish 5th.
>>78331296
What did she mean by this?
>cameraman making a guy feel awkward by focusing solely on him
>>78331301
>this is the world you live in
Post ANGRY PIRDS:::::::DDDD:D
15/2 odds for a draw from here
might be worth a fiver
all i want to do is inspect brappers for a living. not a proctologist. just a cosmetic braptologist
>>78331301
fucking word games
Lingard looks fucked up and or retarded, please tell me someone capped that
>>78331301
>Something about sucking a dick just feels queer to me
Guys.
Guys.
Guys.
Jewish Postmodernism.
Tel me about the Chelsea - Arsenal, why is it 0-0?
>ROONEY
>POOney
>>78331507
It's a big game.
>>78331301
>in law school
>did a module on reproduction rights
>expected to have an essay on abortion rights/right to die/pregnancy autonomy, easy law with straightforward philosophical marks
>turns out to be a class run by a feminazi professor, full of feminazi's talking about radical feminist literature
I've seen some shit man. That class was disturbing as fuck. Wanted to kill myself every time i sat in that class and the women kept going on and on about how men oppress women through micro-aggresions
i couldn't even hit on QT's because the subject matter was so disturbing
>teacher/literature says the word 'cunt' is oppressive because it shows how a word of the female body becomes derogatory and demeans a womens sexual experience
>'no thats rubbish, i say prick all the time, I'm never talking about another mans penis, just calling him a prick'
>pooniny
>rppney can't score past >De gay
>>78331520
For you
>>78331507
Because Hazard is recovering from injury and Chelsea are pretty shit without him. Besides, Morata is no where near Costas level. Oh, and Conte got some discipline problem, getting a 3rd red in 5 games or so.
>>78331461
>fractional odds
disgusting
rashford has been utter garbage in this game
>neverton spent 150 million for the pleasure of being relegation fodder
What did they mean by this?
>>78331530
feminists amirite
WHY ARE THEY NOT PLAYING MARTIAL?
RASHFORD IS SHITE TBQH
>>78331562
>trashford
>>78331562
Him and Martial always are when they start. They're great at coming on and destroying tired defences though.
United can't hold onto the ball. Missing pogba bigly
>>78331576
Stop shouting lad.
>>78331546
But /sp/ told me it would be 3 / 4-0 Chelsea, what happened?
This £0 RB has pocketed Rashford all afternoon. He's actually quite good
rooney trying too much to impress.. pass the ball ffs
>Man Utd won't miss Pogba, they said
The absolute state of this shit today.
>the pooney shuffle
everton is literally the worst team in the universe, and united are making them look like contenders.
>>78331589
Martial is a better player than Rashford hands down.
These threads keep me from being totally lonley lads
I want our dabbing Scott Parker back
>>78331613
It's the Unitedâ„¢ Wayâ„¢
FUCK OFF, RASHFORD, YOU SHIT.
>Rashford scores 1 of his 30 attempts on a goal in each game and this makes him good
Really sick of his shit. He's been breaking down attacks all season.
I just expect an Everton throw/goal kick whenever Rashford gets the ball
>>78331619
He's shite when he starts.
>rashford starts over martial
why?
>this game
Derby should be fun
>>78331625
Me too m8.
>>78331296
thanks reddit
wtf just heard that pogba could be out for 2-3 months also
>lulkaku
>lucaca
>>78331606
It's not because they don't have Pogba.
It's because they're playing:
>Fellaini
>Young
Instead of:
>Martial
>Herrera
>>78331701
He's on strike, like a proper frenchman.
>>78331625
>>78331686
me 2 m80s. just browse /pol/ and turn that loneliness into anger like me
>>78331625
why isn't martial on?
>>78331562
>>78331586
>>78331589
Every time people insult Rashford, he goes and bangs a goal.
Mark my words.
>>78331709
>Martial
>at left back
t. Wenger
Mourinho needs to change this Ibra would have buried that, we can go two up front they're there for the taking
>>78331301
How are these people real?
>Lee Dixon
>Fellaini is the best chester of a ball I've ever seen
Zlatan and RvP much better. Especially RvP.
>>78331589
Pretty much. Le pacey nig meme was a mistake.
>>78331709
how are fellaini and young responsible for rashford, lukaku, and mata playing like shit?
Bailly scared shitless of Rooney.
Tell me about baines, why does he cross the ball?
Imagine spending £150 million on Lukaku
>Lukaku changing his boots mid-game
can't make this shit up
Lukaku accidentally put on his shitting the bed boots
>>78331768
tbqh if I had Rooney chasing after me I'd be a little scared
>>78331782
Nike paid top dollar for that commercial
Don't think we're gonna win the league, if we do it will be more Stoic than Swashbuckling
can you lads tell me where to find a good stream?
>>78331760
Mata's been playing alright mate don't know what game you've been watching.
Fellaini hasn't been playing shit, he's just not United quality, and never has been.
>>78331810
/r/soccerstreams/
Lingard, not Martial is warming up
JUST
>>78331810
Here you go my indian friend!
623687ccc7bf028bd61694053f54119425fab9c0
Predictions on Everton's next 5 games?
>>78331810
Navixsport
>Lingard
>not Martial
>not Herrera
>that cheeky smile from the linesman
kek
>>78331810
In your designated streets.
>>78331851
Depression, drugs and drink.
>>78331810
http://www.navixsport.com/sport.php?id=3040&page=ksslklhpslkhslkspp
>>78331840
WakeMeUp.jpg
>>78331851
fuck
>treasure troll warming up
Last two is when Rashford scores
Really makes you think
Everything points to this ending 1-1
UNLEASH THE POGBA
FUCK OFF LINGARD YOU PRICK
>Shitgard
>Not Martial
>>78331301
What the fuck is cishet?
DE GOAT
E
G
O
A
T
Pogba controls games. This is what the team looks like without him.
This game reeks of last minute rppney equaliser
All these cunts underrating Lingard
>>78331768
Just #respect
>>78331838
>>78331843
>>78331874
>>78331857
thank you thank you you're far too kind
>>78331920
This unironically. Customers don't realize how important Pogba is, even if he never does anything flashy the entire game just him being in the midfield controlling play is huge.
All these cunts overrating Lingard
>>78331894
>tfw you live in manchester
There's so many fucking homeless people here
>>78331894
How it that relevant at all? Tell me the unemployment rate in London m8.
lads everytime I see lelgard it makes me remember how unfair life is. But also proves how lucky it can be no matter how shit you are.
davies off for narnia kid please
Sub in martial la
>40M for an icelandic rppney
>letting everton bully you into your own half at home
What did Mou mean by this?
>Mata wins the ball in the attacking 3rd off a GK error
>holds onto the ball for 10 minutes
R E F B A L L
>spend 1 billion
>riding your luck against Neverton at home
>>78331920
*tips*
>MATA
>Mata
FUCKING PASS YOU CRUNT NUGGET!
just noticed that Everton's kit has Angry Birds on it
what a joke team
Trollpost
DIVE
I
V
E
>spend 150 million
>get relegated
nice vision Mata
>>78331472
i'm 99% sure that guy is gay
>The balding state of Mata
no pogba == this team is shit == season over == top 4 only hope
JUST
Where is Slovak?
So apparently Pogba is the only player in this squad who knows how to pass
Mou pls, what are you doing. The midfield is struggling and Mata and Mkhi have done nothing. Martial and Herrera now.
what happened to the Slovak, pretty good at baiting customers him
WHERE THE FUCK IS SHAW REEEEE
Are united fans still singing about Lukaku's big black cock? Or are they singing about Fellaini shagging their wives/sisters?
>>78332048
Died from starvation
>spend a gorillion pounds on niggaz
>still have Ashley Young in your team
What did they mean by this?
>>78332050
>Le headless chicken man
nah
>>78332049
Man Utd played a few games at the end of last season without Pogba and looked >moyes tier. The midfield has no idea how to create without him.
man city squad is 100x better than this shit
>Everton bringing on a player that's actually capable of scoring
Shiiiiit
Is Lingard the worst player in prem history?
>>78332081
Fun fact: Ashley Young once almost had 20 assists in a season for Aston Villa
fuck you, shitgard, you cunt.
This is your daily minder than Man Utd is the cuck club of choice and unironically sing about black men's penises
>45 million
>Rooney in a playmaker role
This will be fun
I dare you to name a more super sunday than this super sunday, I'll wait
>Paying Lingard 150k a week
just Manure things
Does this mean we have to stop making "£90 million for a dabbing Darron Gibson" jokes?
Scott Sinclair is objectively twice the player Marcus Rashford is. Prove me wrong, I dare you
>Spending 40m for that cross
Lingard a shit
>>78332097
Nah lad Pogba's shite
>When Pickford PICKS out a worldy
>This United team plays in the champions league
>Lingard
His has got Gylfi freekick or Rooney tap-in written all over it. Mou has mismanaged this horribly.
>>78332126
>Scottish Football
Reminder that Cristiano Ronaldo is older than Wayne Rooney
>sandro ramirez is 22 years old
bloke looks like he's 31 t b h
fuck off Lingard you cunt
>The Stretford End bellows out "Please fuck my wife" in appreciation towards Lukaku's performance
nice
>that opportunity conversion rate
sad!
>>78332097
>12 more weeks of this shit
>>78332102
That's because modern United is a rich team LARPing as one of Europe's big boys.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, SHITGARD SHITGARD SHITGARD SHITGARD SHITGARD SHITGARD SHITGARD SHITGARD SHITGARD SHITGARD
How long ago would Lingard have been sold if he came from some random London academy?
>>78331530
>this happened guys I swear
Where's rashford?
>play soccer every day of your life since age 4
>sky the ball 2 feet from the net
can someone explain why this happens so often?
Ashley Young has cost Man Utd £57 million in combined salary and the transfer fee since he joined in 2011
>>78332200
London players are considered local lads for Man United
>>78332204
Doing his maths homework
>>78332209
He's been solid tbqh. Not brilliant, but passable.
Shouldn't be playing anymore though.
how you liking your SUPER SUNDAY lads
>>78332202
>Lingard was a starter for United last season
It's certainly surprising that they only finished 6th
>>78332114
>literally unable to comprehend a joke
>being so afraid of being a cuck you take yourself seriously 100% of the time
>>78332242
Kill me, lad.
>>78332131
what are you doing here, Graeme Souness?
>>78332242
Making me feel super suicidal
Are Everton sponsored by Angry Birds?
Fellaini will score a header soon
>>78332252
>haha fuck my wife, amirite lads XD
>Lukaku's got a BIG BLACK COCK HAHAHAHA!
Manchester is an odd place
Lingard providing comic relief at least
>>78332242
Same as every other Sunday, shite
>>78332125
he could just play herrera or carrick if he wants to keep the ball, but instead he wants pogba to seem more important here
MOU PLS WHAT ARE YOU DOING
>>78332242
>Expecting some great matches between great teams
>Get disappointment instead
>Herrera on
Redemption, at last
Reminder that not a single United customer has managed to disprove anything Roy Keane said yet
>>78332287
Mou things.
PASS THE FUCKING BALL LINGARD YOU STUPID FUCKING FAGGOT I HATE I FUCKING HATE YO YOU DABBING FRAUD
>shitgard struck that really well
>Goes 100 feet over the post
IT'S HERRERA TIME
GET ANDER ON ALREADY!
I like matic very much
>>78332305
Can't argue with that desu
"he's got lukaku inside of him"
>>78332305
Might as well shut it down tĂŸh
TAKE
FELLAINI
OFF
MOU
PUT
ON
MARTIAL
What's Rooney's pass completion rate today? Must be sub 50%
BASED ANDER
Tell me about English Negroes, why do they have double-barrelled surnames?
>don't be afraid to catch feels
are Calvin Harris and Katy Perry 4chinners?
>>78332358
Er m8 they failed to win one game where Fellaini was unavailable so he's going to play forever now.
>>78332305
>caring about top four
Top kek.
>>78332358
>taking Fellaini off
you don't understand United logic, Fellaini is their final form always
>>78332272
Is pedophilia a past time in Britain? With Rotherham, the Jimmy Savile thing, and the Manchester article thing you've posted?
Era?
THE FIX IS IN
>haha look at me not awarding a clear penalty haha
shit ref
>>78332359
to his own team?
you just KNOW that everton will score a late goal
>>78332403
Manchester has a ton of muslims and the highest rate of inbreeding in the UK, it's no surprise there's lots of child molestation there
lol look at rooney walking around the pitch doing whatever the fuck he wants
>>78332403
It builds character
STONEWALL!
NO ERA PENAL
>Taking off Mata for the spanish Charlie Adam
Poorinho is next level manager
>>78332431
I reckon he has a pint at half time
>>78332388
fathers of white women racemixing are so ashamed they demand at the very least their daughter keeps her surname
>>78332427
Rppney blooter incoming
>>78332427
yep, we know the drill.
>Players punished for being honest
Just fucking incentivises diving
>>78332427
they don't look like scoring a pensioners' bingo game mane
>>78332458
wrong (you) m8
koemans proper scared of rooney wont take him off, pussy
PUT
ON
MARTIAL
HOW ABOUT PASSING TO A PLAYER IN BLUE RPPNEY?!
>>78332458
sorry lad, this was for >>78332370
>>78332452
kek
is it me or do both teams look utterly shit?
Just feel another goal coming
#freemartial
Inb4 Mirallas screamer
United have the least likeable players in the league
JOOSTE
>English """"""Premier"""""" League
Teams passing to each other back and forth
>rooney is off
Thank fuck, now I can turn this shite off.
\bout time
>Rppney off
Everton win confirmed
>>78332370
Jamal Blackman
Carter-Vickers, Fosu-Mensah, Walker-Peters, Alexander-Arnold
Oxlade Chamberlain, Loftus Cheek, Calvert-Lewin
Couple of strikers and the coffee coloured lads will be bringing home Euro 2020
rooney looks in better shape than has for the last few years, yet the united fans calling him a fat bastard.
If these cunts score it's 100% on Mourinho. Martial should have been on 30 minutes ago.
>>78332486
WHAT HAS FELLAINI FUCKING DONE ALL GAME???
WHAT IS HIS FUCKING PURPOSE???
HE'S NOT EVEN FUCKING GOOD IN THE AIR MOU
FUCKING HELL WANT TO TEAR MY BALLS OFF WITH RAGE
>>78332482
Come again?
IT'S OVER
YAS!
>>78332521
>Fosu-Mensah
<english
This game is embarassing
OH WAIT
>>78332524
He's still a fat bastard with the movement of a sunday league player
Tell you what I bet Colleen was an angry bird the other week
>Poverton
>>78332536
his purpose is scoring goals in the last 5 mins of a game. watch and see
FUCKK OFF EVERTON YA FUCKING CUNTS
Goal!
>williams
OGRE
ashley williams, you welsh cunt, go back to welshlandia
ROSS!
>>78332482
Nigga koeman was 100x the player rppneh ever was
Haters on suicide watch
>>78332536
>you
2-0 TWO 2-0 TWO 2-0 TWO 2-0 TWO 2-0 TWO 2-0 TWO 2-0 TWO 2-0 TWO 2-0 TWO 2-0 TWO 2-0 TWO 2-0 TWO 2-0 TWO 2-0 TWO 2-0 TWO 2-0 TWO 2-0 TWO 2-0 TWO 2-0 TWO 2-0 TWO 2-0 TWO 2-0 TWO 2-0 TWO 2-0 TWO 2-0 TWO 2-0 TWO 2-0 TWO 2-0 TWO
Just as mourinho scripted it
POOOOF
>>78332536
Fellaini has been fine, winning the ball and passing well, calm down
MKHI MKHI MKHI MKHI MKHI MKHI MKHI MKHI MKHI MKHI MKHI MKHI MKHI MKHI MKHI MKHI MKHI MKHI MKHI MKHI MKHI MKHI MKHI MKHI MKHI MKHI MKHI MKHI MKHI MKHI MKHI MKHI
>>78332512
Yeah fuck passing.
>rppney off
>utd score
CANT MEKE THIS SHIT UP XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
>Neverton
Is Mikhi white? Is the bullying going to stop now?
>take roo off
>2-0
So this... this is the power of meme magic.
proper fucking assist there by Lukaku, haven't seen that much from him before. well done desu.
>It's the most dangerous meme
ABU here, anyone got any life-hacks for executing a quick and painless suicide?
EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ
Subs Rodney
We Score
POETRY
>Sell your best player
>Spend £150 million
>Somehow your team still consists of 35 year olds and youth players
>>78332581
It's like pottery
>Neverton in relegation zone.
KEK
>>78332550
JUST
Koeman is going to get sacked isn't he?
good win
>>78332590
Jst b urself ;)
In other news
Balotelli scores for Nice
KOEMAN OUT
>United to score another 2 goals to get everyone to forget about an absolutely shit performance
>Martial now
Mourinho is a fucking troll.
> the state of rooney
>>78332573
Cunt
>Nice shot!
>Nice shot!
>Thanks!
>Great pass!
>Great pass!
>Thanks!
>What a save
>What a save
>What a save
>What a save
>What a save
>>78332590
ask your Muslim neighbor to suicide bomb himself next to you
>>78332598
>We
Umm no sweetie, customers aren't fans.
>>78332644
Rocket league?
Reminder that Man U is undefeated without Poogba
>>78332614
De Boer in desu
>winning games you're supposed to win
Feels strange
Post yfw Everton get relegated
>>78332550
>so much chest hair it's about to cover his fucking adam's apple
>>78332666
nice devil trips but they're still gonna get mauled by City
>>78332666
And only have wins with Fellaini
>>78332679
what was that fucking pass everton
>>78332644
>[Team] I got it!
>[Team] I got it!
>[Team] I got it!
>Sorry!
>>78332666
except, you know, last season when they lost pretty much every game without pogba.
>2-0
We're going to win this, bros
>>78332644
>Xx_Pickford_xX has left the game
Lukaku free kick goal incoming.
>>78332627
He was Mourinho's nightmare up to this game though.
We would have drawn that last year, Mourinho has installed a crazy sense of belief into these players that even if we play like chit, we still beat you
I wanna criticise him but i just can't, GG
Everton played well today. Only lost to a 1 in a 100 screamer and an unforced errors. >We've been outplayed since the 15th mind.
This freekick is going nowhere near the goal
YAS!
>Baines is still not only alive but actually playing in the PL
huh
This Koeman guy was supposed to coach barca? damn imagine the memes
>>78332686
Something wrong with testosterone?
>the absolute bombed out and depleted state of Bootle
'KAKU
>>78332679
3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0
AHAHAHAHAAH
Poverton fans celebrating that Lukaku missed the free kick, 2 seconds later scores a tap in
Wtf
WORLD
FUCKING
CLASS
LADS
http://www.strawpoll.me/13950491
>http://www.strawpoll.me/13950491
http://www.strawpoll.me/13950491
>http://www.strawpoll.me/13950491
WAY TO BIG FOR YOUR BOOTS
>>78332679
Surprised they haven't been already.
>>78332756
P O T T E R Y
APOLOGIZE
BIG ROM
>Neverton
Get fucked Everton.
>>78332720
so close...
K E E N O
AHAHAHAHAHahaha TOPKEK
>Celebrates against Everton
The eternal BTFO'ING of Evertonians
BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER
MUSHROOM MUSHROOM
United are champions of garbage time
>LUKEKU
>LUKEKU
>LUKEKU
>LUKEKU
>LUKEKU
>LUKEKU
>LUKEKU
JAMMY LUKAKU JAMMY LUKAKU JAMMY LUKAKU JAMMY LUKAKU JAMMY LUKAKU JAMMY LUKAKU JAMMY LUKAKU JAMMY LUKAKU JAMMY LUKAKU JAMMY LUKAKU JAMMY LUKAKU JAMMY LUKAKU JAMMY LUKAKU JAMMY LUKAKU JAMMY LUKAKU JAMMY LUKAKU JAMMY LUKAKU JAMMY LUKAKU JAMMY LUKAKU
fuck. those fucking shitheads on fantasy who captain him are going to get so much points. and i lost 30 points on predictor. i hate him
EVERTON FANS
BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT
Why would you ever doubt Lukaku
least convincing 3-0 win i've seen in a dog's age
IF YOU DON'T RATE ME SHAME ON YOU
PENALTY
Harry Kane esque
>when your all-time PL goalscorer celebrates against you
Heh, it's good to know that Lukaku is so easy to wind up. Anfield will be fun.
BENULDY
BENULTY HAHAHA POVERTON
BLACKED
AHAHAHAHAHAHA PEN
GET FUCKED EVERTON
Is Lukaku elite?
>>78332804
Well its about to be 4 soooooo......
ERA PENAL
OH HOLY FUCK WHAT
>>78332628
FUCKING CALLED IT
>boo their best player
>get BTFO
Also very cheeky goal. Good stuff.
THE HOUSE HAS CRUMBLED
IT JUST KEEPS GOING
THEY KEEP ON GIVING
>>78332811
>Tell Everton fans shutup
OH MY DAYS MARTIAL
BASED TONY M
>Getting booed by his old team's fans
>Celebrates by cupping his ear
>Commentator: "There's no need to celebrate like that"
JUST
>>78332798
>those fucking shitheads
you mean logical thinkers?
MARTIAL
>play like shit
>win 4-0
ROONEY IS SEETHING
LMFAO it was worth powering through for this ending
>not letting pookaku take that penal
>the state of everton
PLEASE GIVE A SCREENSHOT OF ROONEY ALMOST CRYING
M E M E
Rooney btfo
Anyone keeping track
2-0, 3-0, 4-0
How can Koeman keep his job
SOMEONE CAP THAT RPPNEY
Hoooollly shit
Another fucking 4-0 for Utd where most of the goals come in the 80th/90th minutes
>RPPNEY XD
>RPPNEY XD
>RPPNEY XD
>RPPNEY XD
>RPPNEY XD
>RPPNEY XD
DESPAIR.PNG
IT'S MOURINHO'S YEAR, BABY
;_;
>>78332846
now I'm convinced
>poverton
rooney face
TONY MARTIAL
HE CAME FROM FRANCE
:D
How is that a penalty?
>>78332881
Mourinho magic
>Martial doing more in 5 minutes than Rashford did in 65 minutes
Makes you think.
>>78332877
;_;
WHAT A MEME FUCKING 4-0 HAHA THE STATE OF THIS LEAGUE, WE'VE BEEN UTTER SHIT!
Why is Martial so based
KRONKMAN
OUT
Karma.
>>78332920
THE ENGLISH PRESS SAID HE HAD BO CHANCE
E4t0n
>12 goals conceded
>In 4 games
can't wait for 606
3 4-0s from united where the score could easily have been 1-1
0-2 chelsea
0-3 tottenham
0-3 that random team atalanta
0-4 united
Just POVERTON things
top 4 is ours la
>Bring on Herrera
>3 goals
How the fuck was that a pen?
>everton last 4 games is 0-12 goal difference
tied on GD with City
>>78332952
Inventive
You aren't fooling anyone with that scoreline. City are the far better side.
>>78332877
:'((((((
>>78332963
It's called a handball
>>78332939
He should have stayed and United desu.
Only score one goal when Rooney is on. Score 3 when he got subbed.
Absolutely class. ManU are the ultimate gentlemen.
Everton are realistically going to get relegated
WHY DO THEY TALK WITH THEIR HANDS COVERING MOUTHS. ARE THEY FUCKING SCARED OR UFO INTERCETING THOSE MESSAGES OR WHAT?
>>78332904
that's always been prime lukaku scoring time.
>>78332963
How was the one on Lingard earlier not? Ref has been consistently shit in this game.
>>78332963
it was vs Man Utd at old trafford so penalty given
>>78333005
It's called lip reading sweetie
HOW MANY MORE WILL CRUMBLE UNDER THE WEIGHT OF UNITED?
United seem unstoppable after 80 mins.
I FUCKING CALLED IT WE'RE GONNA WIN THE LEAGUE
These madmen will BLACK the entire league.
Can ANYONE stop them?
>Liverpool slip
>Spurs too
>Chelsea Arsenal 0-0
>Vettel crashes and Hammy wins again
>United win 4-0
BEST WEEKEND EVER
>>78333005
scumbag UK networks employ lip readers to catch every word
>>78332979
Didn't City tie with Neverton? United got robbed of about two minutes extra time to make it 5.
>>78332939
>stay to get blacked and be super sup
>or get blacked anyway at childhood team
f
>>78332963
You're not allowed to kick the ball with your arms
>>78332979
First XI sure but City's bench is trash
Boring 4 nil. Fucking Drawchester United
>>78332979
i hate abu dhabi fc and yet i have to agree.
if it finishes level at the end of the season does it go on alphabetical order as to who wins the league?
United is a team you watch for the the entirety of the 90 minutes. With a drink at hand of course.
>>78333005
You don't realise how bullshit our media actually is.
lingard could potential win a PL medal.
he's going to be one of those players isnt he
>>78333031
>>78333005
This is the real answer
>>78333020
what do they not want people to know? organising a post match fuck session or talking about match fixing?
>>78333053
playoff match
>still 0 white scorers
>>78332979
Mark Silva and De Bruyne out of the game and City are pants
>>78332979
MAN SHUT UP
>>78333053
They measure the average dick size of the squads. That's why Mourinho like girthy black guys.
>>78333027
citeh would destroy them in 10 minutes
>>78333053
the team with tho most biggest average dick size wins, so manure
This whole season, other than the Stoke game, has been the same episode on repeat.
>Go 1-0 up in the first half
>Start playing like shit
>Finally get a 2nd in 80th minute
>Other team collapses and we score 2 more
>>78333053
Multiball playoff match with ads every 90 seconds
>>78333032
City drew despite a shit red card for Walker
If City had played Everton today they'd have BTFO'd them
>>78332766
>http://www.strawpoll.me/13950491
He's definitely going to be sacked, probably even tonight
WE SPENT 50 FUCKING MILLION ON THIS USELESS CUNT. HES SHIT APART FROM FREE KICKS
LITERAL RORY DELAP OF FREE KICKS
>>78333108
>>78333104
>3 seconds apart
>>78332427
ABU are you ok are you ok are you ok ABU
>>78333000
Numbers don't lie.
>>78333090
mkihfugkhfgfxrian is white
>>78333040
>except 4-0
>Everton can realistically win the league
>ibra comes back and Mou goes to the classic fergie 4-4-2 and destroys the league
>yfw
>>78333038
>City's bench is trash
>Sane
>Bernado Silva
>Danilo
>Gundogan
Such a trash bench.
>>78333108
>>78333104
Why you gays always thinking about dick?
>>78333107
No, they'll huff and puff and get slaughtered in the last 10 minutes.
>>78333137
>If
Reminder that /sp/ is never right
>>78333138
can't wait. always hated the cunt.
>>78333038
>City's bench is trash
>that flag
let's see, Gundogan, Bernardo Silva, Sané, Yaya Touré, Sterling...actually you're right, what a shit bench
>>78333053
they keep playing 38 game seasons until there is a winner.
>>78333137
So City players are undisciplined shits? Also Everton had their best performance all season. They'd probably beat City if they played today.
>>78333140
Leave Gylfi alone
>>78333028
>tfw choco senna and poo u win
feels good lad
>>78333141
>dickmind
>>78333104
pathetic banter
>>78333159
Looks like trash to me.
>running up the score against trash teams and scousers
>>78333027
UK Anti-Doping
>>78333159
>some German talent
>Monaco meme
>Madrid reject
>Dortmund meme
Looks pretty trashy.
>>78332963
>Americans
>>78333185
>made of glass, weak-manlet, German Raheem Sterling, lazy and past it, English Raheem Sterling
>>78333156
Nobody ever said that in the history of everything
This season United have score 9 league goals after the 80th minute
>>78333140
How could you fall for that meme again?! We saw what happened when he took the step up to a half decent team at Spurs. He's shit when he isn't playing for a relegation team where he's the center of attention and has to carry them.
>>78333027
pogba's hamstring already destroyed him. so, to answer your question, "yes".
>>78333192
shit red card meaning it was a bad call, mein deutscher freund
How much did they spend on Rooney again? I heard it is the same as those mods who are rolling in the dough.
>>78333275
>Inb4 campaign to reduce matches to 80 minutes
>>78333028
Thanks for the F1 spoiler ffssssssssssss.
Just checked the race start hoooly fuck
>>78333312
To be desu, Utd should have paid them to take Rooney
>>78333302
Well, United had their best player missing.
>>78333275
Dya know what that point's to? Even though we're 5 games in alot of teams still aren't at full match fitness / had bad per seasons
>stream ends
>house is silent apart from sound of keyboard tapping
>remember its just me and the shitposters of /sp/ for the evening
>>78333263
Lad, I'm a United fan and I'd have all of them tbqh
>>78333349
They did and Everton through in some trash striker
>>78333361
*pre
>>78333373
Naked fap?
>>78333361
>we
What part of Tunbridge Wells are you from mate?
>>78333381
I'd unironically take B. Silva and Sane and that's it.
Sane would just be a Lingard replacement though. He's no better than Martial/Rashers
>>78333381
Neither would get a minute. Maybe Sane as Memegard replacement.
>>78333381
Id take Sane and Sterling definitely
Yaya can barely play 30 mins now and Gundogan is perma crocked
https://twitter.com/CraigPowe_92/status/909457370186764288
>>78333276
>player who plays as a second striker and only that for small clubs does really well
>big club signs him and plays him on left wing
>why isn't it working?
>>78333443
You are deluded if you think Martial and Rashford are better than Sane.
Gotta say even though we didn't create much, our players always make the vital blocks and interceptions / tactical fouls when we're being attacked at the other end, fitness levels are very high
>>78333480
why does he hate the club that saved his career so much?
>>78333539
They both obviously are though.
>>78333116
>>78333116
>>78333583
They were giving him shit
>>78333667
Rashford certainly isn't, but Martial is
>>78333539
This isn't FIFA lad
>>78333698
No they both are.
>>78333698
I'm a City fan and this is correct currently, although Sané may be better in a few years
>>78334175
I will fart on your fucking face mate, might even poo down your throat and read a fast food menu
>>78333373
Lucky you. All I want is that but my flatmates would never just shut the fuck up or get out of the house.
>>78334847
Shut the fuck up.