Official Borussia Dortmund vs. 1.FC Köln Thread #001

Just kill me

I just hope iq89 Sky moderators won't keep pronouncing Pulisic as Pulisidzch. It's fair he speaks German at 89%.

ich spreche deutsche

Pulisic on the bench. What is Bosz thinking?

>>78331353
That he's started every game so far, and needs a bit of a break. He'll probably come on around the 65th+ minute for one of the wingers.

>>78331400
Sounds logic.

>>78331236
How is he pronounced? Puli-sick?

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thoughts?

P H I L I P P

Well that didn't take long.

>>78331484
Yes.

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All Dortmunders report in!

Yarmolenko is already showing he was a pretty good deal.

>>78331694
Looks a bit like Großkreutz desu

>>78331617
BVB09

SCHALALALALALA NUR DER BVB SCHALALALLA

>>78331694
At least he is not injured for 4 months AHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAH

Pulisic already sounds German as Hans Sarpai. Even better. Will he stay a German bro for his career?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvMSNvFpSbo

obama seems to be balding hard

he's even combing hair forwards now

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Hello

where the fuck is everybody? literally /ourteam/ playing right now.

>>78332331
Everyone is an Atlanta Fc supporter now

>>78332360
michael pls

Subotic has been stealing a living for a while. Not quite as bad as Park but still.

That attack deserved a goal

Köln is really going to be relegated, huh?

>>78332360
>>78332331
Everyone get in here. ATL not playing for some time.

>>78332449
I don't get why they're persisting with hoofing it to Cordoba. It's become so obvious that Dortmund aren't taking a man off him.

Where is Duterte, Granaten removing Austria, Whore poster and ananastich?

DORTMUND NEW PLAYERS POWER RANKING

1. Yarmolenko
2. Philipp
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10. Zagadou
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50. Sancho
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9000. Toprak
90000. Dahoud

>>78332422
He rescued us a lot of times. Great sweeper in CL and DFB games. Hope he"ll get another chance.

>>78332553
>Whore poster
I miss him. I hope he's alright.

#prayforwhoreposter

>>78332601
*51. Toljan
52. JBL

>>78332601
why do you hate dahoud so much?

>>78332601
kek is dahoud a meme? i thought he was meant to be the german alonso

saying that xhaka was meant to be the swiss busquets and that didnt turn out either

Pulisic will be rested for Real Madrid?

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B A S E D V A R

VAR
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I love VAR.

BVB OLE SUPER BVB OLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR

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#EchteLiebe

>>78332865
STOP POSTING THAT WHORE!

>>78332865
B A S E D
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#prayforwhoreposter

>>78332749
He was supposed to be the next Gündogan.
I don't see it. He isn't involved in the game.
As far as I can tell he was like that for Gladbach too except for half a season two years ago.

WIR WERDEN DEUTSCHER MEISTER
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Ich liebe Köln. Warum sind sie so schlecht?

>>78332967
#prayforwhoreposter
#jesuiswhoreposter

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>>78332940
no u

>>78332940
Why do you think that Victoria Justice is a whore?

>>78333023
They lost Modeste and have international games now. Last few seasons they also benefitted from better teams playing like shit.

I do hope they stay up though. Köln is a very likeable team.

didn't know this thread was here

>>78333112
her fatty bf was better deßu

>>78333139
This. Likeable but shit team. Pray for VW to be relegated.

#notmygas

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>>78333190
that isn't her bf

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where the slags at?

>>78333114
JUST LOOK AT HER! SHOWING OFF ALL THAT SKIN!

AND HERE >>78333112 SHES OPENING HER MOUTH WIDE BECAUSE SHES SMELLING COCK AROUND HER BECAUSE ALL SHE THINKS ABOUT IS COCK LIKE A FILTHY WHORE

>>78333242
me in the middle

>>78333249

they all got banned

P U L I S I C

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2nd half GO! GO! GO! GO!

REEEEEEEEEEEE

Fucking rain ruined the 3:0.

How is pulisic playing, no meme answers pls

lets go

I hate watching games with Spic commentary.

>>78333638
Not at all

>>78333638

he's been on the bench

michael finally go SEX >>78333333

Fucking Dahoud man.

>aubameyang

>>78333638
That left bench positioning has been really solid

come on obama

Wer wird Deutscher Meister?
> BVB Borussia
Wer wird Deutscher Meister?
> BVB Ole Hey!

VAR
A
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kek var

Wtf I LOVE bar now

THANKS OBAMA!

wtf i love var now

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Obama finally completed his collection.

Scored against every team in the Bundes.

>>78331090
VARUSSIA VARUSSIA VARUSSIA

Köln is getting absolutely molested

OBAMA

>hadn't scored against them before
>now a brace

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THANKS OBAMA

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>aua meine Augen.

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Köln is being groped like a teenage girl on new year's eve

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What happened to kologne? Why are they so bad?

>STREAM FROZE
>MISSED 2 GOALS

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>78334184
>>78334121
SLUUUUUUUUUT!

>>78334222
meme magic stopped working

>>78334182
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

>still posting vjuice
>in 2017

anon, it's time to stop for good

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>>78334213

Good one.

Doppelschlag is such a nice word

>>78334222
Not their fault. Real Madrid lost 1:4 at the Westfalenstadion. We havent lost a match here in 8 years.
Now Pulisic and Hipster-Weigl on the pitch <3

>Sörensen

Will Pulismeme score?

>>78334408

yes

>>78334408
yes a tap in

If pulisic was Portuguese he so be cristiano pulisiaçho lol

did i hear that right?

>audience actually pronouncing puliscs name the way he wants it to be pronounced

>>78334408
>>78334468
Probably. He's under massive pressure. Could be replaced by Yarmo.

PHILIPP MAXIMILIAN

>>78334333
>We havent lost a match here in 8 years.
I remember being at Westfalenstadion ... whatever, 5:0.

PHILIPP

STOP

BATTERY BRAND MAN SCORES

JUST

>THAT PLAY

MUH DICK

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RIP Goat

>>78334222
They stabbed there mayor

Please stop or everybody will associate Cologne with rape!

Holy fuck, Koln, are you even trying?

>>78334657
>German """humour""""

>>78334655
should have kept a knife-length distance

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>>78334657
I understand that reference

Sokratis please score or my OCD will kill me.

You now remember reus.

>>78334761

how could I forget

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So many injured for Dortmund and they still beat the shit out of Koln. Seems that Koln haven't even tried something yet.

>>78334730
He already did.

Is the Pulidream over?

I feel bad for Köln, they don't deserve this.

>>78334893

he can still get back in form

>>78334814
Köln has a terrible meme team; all the germans (except maybe Hector) are second division tier, sub-national team players, which were all rejected by other clubs.

>>78334929
they do deserve it

Should've gone for Bürkis near post.

holy shit, isak is actually getting to play?

>>78334878
but not twice like Auba and Philipp

>>78333023
Stöger is a fraud.
>hoof the ball to the BBC
Is as onedimensional is it gets tßh.

Are we-dare I say-better than Bayern?

Why did Köln sell Modeste?

Is getting relegated worth 30m to them?

>>78335504
Köln had a great defense two seasons ago.

>>78335519

better on paper

>>78335557
Because of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNdwAuwHduw

>>78335519
It ogre. Buyern is finished. They won't recover.

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Good.

you now remember christian pulisic

>>78335575
And that was everything they had. A good defence and a bbc to luck sone goals. There wasn't a team more boring to watch and that's a ok for a promoted team. But stöger developed nothing beyond that. I remember when Schmidt bullied him for that amd I found it very arrogant back then, but he was very right. It also shows what an outstanding player Modeste was last season. Maybe Schmadtke should have tried to keep him with a decent deal.

>>78335861
Now in China he won't get any money at all with the Chinese Süper Lügieü.

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4 games, 10 points, 10 to 0 goals. if we hadn't played like regionalliga trash against tottenham i would be confident to say we will get the double.

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>>78336074
I'm still salty about that Spurs match just because of how incompetent the refs were

Effzeh-Manager Schmadtke bei #Sky: „Wir werden Protest gegen dieses Spiel einlegen!“ #Videobeweis #BVBKOE 5:0

>>78336348
yeah true it should have been a 3:2 but in the end their victory was deserved. bosz started a shitty line up and many players sucked individually.

>>78335704
I'd smash that whore.

>>78336591
we all know he is butthurt about the 2:0 but why exactly? first it was disallowed because everyone thought sokratis pushed horn or another player into horn. this didnt happen. now they say that the ref whistled before the goal happened but even that is dubious since literally nobody reacted to the alleged whistle.

>>78337099
I think the difference is if he called the foul, or disallowed the goal because of the foul. But honestly if the whistle was blown once Sokratis had already shot, what's the difference? It's not like anyone could teleport in front of the shot.

>>78337299
>It's not like anyone could teleport in front of the shot.
thats another thing, its not like the ref whistled and sokratis kept running for 10 seconds. it all happened in the same instant, if it happened at all that is. now their manager wants to repeat the game kek.

>>78337299
He had blown the whistle while the ball was not yet behind the goal line. 109% autism but thats what drunk Cologne manager called for.
They want a rematch. Hope DFL/UEFA/FIFA will tell him to fuck off.

>>78337099
Sounds like an attempt to take away attetion from the actual problems.

>FC-Manager Jörg Schmadtke (53) stinksauer: „Wir legen Protest ein und geben den Spielberichtsbogen heute nicht frei. Der Schiedsrichter hat gepfiffen, bevor der Ball die Linie überquert. Dann kann er danach nicht Tor geben. Das ist ein klarer Regelverstoß. Und deshalb sehe ich gute Chancen, dass das Spiel neu angesetzt wird, wenn das Verfahren morgen eröffnet wird."

>...dass das Spiel neu angesetzt wird.

top kok

>>78337299
>>78337099
Schmadke is argueing that because the ball didn't cross the line in the moment of the whistle the VAR also has no business butting in.

Wants a new game when his side lost 5:0 and only had two shots on target. Absolutely retarded.

What part of Borussia are you lads from?

>>78338478

the polish part

>>78338430
>game neu angesetzt
>köln loses 5:0

>>78338456
He's not wrong, he's just an asshole.

>>78338712
>not 6:0

>>78338430
I'm just wondering why it would be possible here when we've had thousands of bad decisions over the years and no one ever did something like ask for a repeat of a game.

>>78338849
The main argument is that it wasn't a bad call but a decision against the rules.

This situation is absolutely cash.

>>78339395
But surely the referee must have been aware that he wouldn't have been allowed to use VAR if he blew for the foul. Therefore when he blew his whistle, he must have assumed the ball was already in the goal, and was disallowing it for the foul. Which would make it an entirely valid use of VAR, even if the ball wasn't yet in the goal.

>blow whistle to take goal away because of a foul
>foul is not foul but you blew the whistle a fraction too early
>now an autistic asshole wants a repeat of a game he got absolutely btfo in

>tfw refs now have to consider the exact moment they blow the whistle in

>>78339395
But isn't pretty much every bad call a decision against the rules?

>>78340496
No. If there is a foul on the verge of the box but still outside and the ref calls penulty because he thought it was inside, it's a bad call. This has to be accepted.

If there is a foul somewhere in the midfield and the ref calls a penulty becausemwhy the fuck not, it's against the rules. This has not to be accepted.

köln better pray that their protest will be rejected by the DFB, there's no turning back now. imagine repeating this game and embarassing yourself AGAIN in front of 80k people. köln would become the laughingstock of the nation.

>>78342513
Köln already is the laughing stock of the nation today. I would be absolutely quiet if I got my ass filled 5-0.

>>78335709
He was rested and still played today la'

Schmadtke was the saltiest man on the planet today.

>>78340271
>he loses 6-0 this time

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let that sink in for a moment

>>78344785
#18 wants a return against #1 after being thrashed 5-0.
Köln scored one goal this season and Dortmund conceded none.

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