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/180/: UNIBET CHAMPIONS LEAGUE OF DARTS DAY 2
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2017-09-17 11:00:15
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The second half of the Champions League of Darts at Cardiff's Motorpoint Arena begins with the group stage sorting out our four semi-finalists.
Group B gets things going, and with just a straight shootout for the second qualifying spot, it's surprise first qualifier Mensur Suljovic against the unsurprisingly eliminated dimwit Dave Chisnall. The Gentle produced what was surely his best pair of TV performances with a comprehensive thumping of the World #2 and a slightly less comprehensive defeat of the World #3 back-to-back, while Chizzy's displays against those two were terrible to say the least.
The Scottish "derby" follows with the aforementioned World #2 Gary Anderson against World #3 Peter Wright. The last time these two were on the same stage, they lost to Singapore in the World Cup, and with relations between them still not salvaged after Coco the Cow Wife's accusations of the match fixing game raiser rigging the last round of the 2016 Premier League, it should be an incredibly feisty affair to decide who makes it through to this evening.
Group A is slightly more complex as leg difference and all that nonsense comes into play. Raymond van Barneveld will need a big win over Adrian Lewis to secure his place; despite a surprise win over the World #1, RVB unsurprisingly surrendered to the reigning CL holder, while Aidey started off strong against the Groper yet tailed off but never really got going against the Autism Express.
Ending the group stage is the first meeting of Michael van Gerwen and Phil Taylor since the humiliation of >16-6 at the World Matchplay. Neither player was really at their peak yesterday, but MVG knows that a 10-6 win or better will take him past Pheel in the table and guarantee qualification for the evening session. However, you should never count the Prowler out and he will want to add a coda to that Blackpool embarrassment.
Coverage starts from 1:00pm UK time on BBC Two, with evening coverage from 6:30pm on the same channel.
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Today's fixtures:
>Afternoon session (1:00pm - 4:30pm; all best of 19 legs [first to 10]):
Chizzy v CAN'T CENSOR THE MENSUR (Group B)
Gary "Big Game Counter" Anderson v Snakeshite (Group B)
SnackP&Ot v Barney (Group A)
MvGOAuTism v Taylel (Group A)
>Evening session (6:30pm - 10:00pm; all best of 21 legs [first to 11])
Winner Group A v Runner-Up Group B
Winner Group B v Runner-Up Group A
Final
>Day 1 round-up
https://www.pdc.tv/news/2017/09/16/2017-unibet-champions-league-day-one
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Ooooh yes
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And we're on now.
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LE D14 MAN
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The World Grand Prix draw was made this morning:
Michael van Gerwen (1) v John Henderson
>Alan Norris v Justin Pipe
Raymond van Barneveld (8) v Kyle Anderson
>Steve Beaton v Rob Cross
Dave Chisnall (5) v Jelle Klaasen
>Robert Thornton v Kim Huybrechts
Adrian Lewis (4) v Daryl Gurney
>Joe Cullen v Darren Webster
Gary Anderson (2) v Richard North
>Simon Whitlock v Christian Kist
Michael Smith (7) v Gerwyn Price
>Benito van de Pas v Cristo Reyes
Mensur Suljovic (6) v Ian White
>Steve West v James Wade
Peter Wright (3) v Stephen Bunting
>Mervyn King v Ronny Huybrechts
Snackpot/Chin is surely the tie of the first round.
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>jizzy
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>the very best of order
This like a saying for being quiet at the darts or something?
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>>78324265
Yes.
Heard mostly in the bygone relic that is the BDO.
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>Chizzy not even getting a shot at 42 after 9
#prayforjizzy
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THAT 125!
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B I G
M E N S
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Why is this guy obsessed with how much sleep everyone is getting lol
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>>78324895
Jason Mohammad?
He doesn't know anything about darts, that's why.
So he's asking retarded questions instead.
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Jesus christ bdo must be so fucking blown out right now
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>14 replies
>tfw /180/ is dead
>tfw literally no point in coming to /sp/ anymore
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>>78325831
Mensur-Chizz was a dead rubber.
This has been a good match. Big 120 from Clown.
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>that atrocious attempt at D2
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>Clownman
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Rip snekbite
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name a bigger choker
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>missing seven match darts in a leg on your own throw
>missing another in the final leg
>be so butthurt you throw the darts to the floor
>Midlife Crisis Man
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Lmao at how smug Gando looked there
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>rip in peace dart man
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>>78326755
Chizzy chokes more consistently but Clown chokes when it really matters.
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What was said that was offensive?
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>>78326985
There was a sign that said "Wills get your cock out"
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>>78326985
Whats happened? i switched to the football
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how does a 9 dart shootout work
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>there go my balls
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>>78327044
Dont know muhammad apologised for something said during commentry
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>>78326985
"he looks like he escaped from a mental institution"
Fuck's sake
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>>78327115
9 darts thrown, most points scored wins
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>>78327297
do they throw all 9 in a row or swap about like a normal game?
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>>78327294
there goes dan dawson's BBC career
to be fair, chizzy is mentally retarded
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>>78327347
Swap turns
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>Lewis struggling to reach a 90 average against headshaker
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>>78327399
oh wait, it was about mensur
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>this embarrassing Lewis performance
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P I T Y
L E G
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Is Snackpot meant to look just like a giant can of Rockstar?
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>>78328055
Apparently. I preferred it when he looked like a fancy sandwich wrapper.
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[foghorn noises]
Absolute rubbish again from Ferrypot.
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>you will never receive a sloppy, greasy kiss on the neck by Snackpot
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>autism talking about being a father
awkwardness 100
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IT
IS
TIME
HE
IS
HERE
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GREEN MACHINE
GREEN MACHINE
GREEN MACHINE
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>>78327294
>>78327399
I spent time as a patient on a mental ward a few years ago. I can't imagine any mental head getting offended by that comment. Only the faggots that get offended on behalf of others.
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TAYLOR BROKEN WITH A 127 ON THE BULL
THIS
IS
AUTISM
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YOU USELESS FUCKING CUNT
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You fucking man baby
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>>78329010
>>78329023
It would have been worse if it had been you know what that he missed.
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Best stream?
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What circumstances need to happen for Phil to go out?
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>>78329041
Probably TVCatchup.
>>78329047
MVG wins 10-7 or better.
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Good afternoon, /180/.
>>78329041
http://tvcatchup.com/watch/bbctwo
>>78328960
>I spent time as a patient on a mental ward a few years ago.
Are you Richie Burnett?
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>feel
Entering full-on cunt mode now.
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>>78329080
>Are you Richie Burnett?
No. I was young and some manipulative bitch cheated behind my back, stole my money and called the police on me.
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>Taylor attempting a 167 finish when MVG was on 246
R A T T L E D
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>>78329129
What will /180/ do without him?
>>78329163
...damn. Well, as long as you're feeling better now.
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>>78329163
Hi, Wolfie.
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>that Taylor celebration
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Barely a person on the planet I hate more than Phil
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OoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOaaaaaaaaaaaarghne 'undredanayytee
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Why does Taylor ramble to cunts in the audience after every shot? Does he think they can actually hear him?
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MVG now flustered.
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>that look
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I like Phil, Fuck the haters
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THAT 130
>>78329341
Hello Bazza
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What kind of extreme over the top 180 shout was that?
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Why are those cunts dressed as Mexican stereotypes? Don't they know what year it is?
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>>78329374
this nutter>>78329263
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well that's MVG out in my opinion
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>van Gherkin
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>>78329263
Kek
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>the last 4 will contain zero players under the age of 45
this is like the BDO's old boys club
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Anybody remember when Taylor was clutch as fuck?
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>>78329671
Those were bad times.
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>>78329775
>you now remember 2013
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>that huge fluke
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RIP MVG
>that Taylel celebration
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>celebrating before the match is over that hard
CUNT
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>>78329956
Because he needed eight to ensure progress to the semis you divvy
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>MVG trying bull for a 50 out
lel he's mad as fuck
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Get reky manbabby
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Seeing MVG lost is so satisfying.
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Wan'undred aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnddddddddddddddddddddddddd foowwwwtttttttttttttttttttttttttttttyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy faaaaaaiiivvvvvvvveeeeee
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Once Taylor fluked that 107 finish, MVG gave up.
It says quite a lot about the state of the modern game when the only people who can challenge Autism are two elderly men.
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>>78329985
Stop defending cunt behaviour.
>>78330100
>>78330132
When did /180/ become Taylel cocksuckers?
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>>78330100
>>78330132
I wonder who could be behind these posts
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>pheel whining
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>biggest mard-arse
that's taylor fined again
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>>78330165
Punished underdog Phil is ok. Still a reprobate, but makes for a more onteresting match
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>that cocktail analogy from Nicho
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>>78330259
overdosed too much on herbalife
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>Mensur vs Barney
C-can Mensur actually make it to the final?
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>>78330390
You know it's going to be Phil manhandling Barney in the final again.
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>>78330165
The only cunt here is you, you arseblasted cocksnogger.
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>>78330390
I hope so. He seems like a nice guy.
Do you see him as Austrian, Bosniak or Serbian? Or are you cool and nation-blind?
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>>78330435
The stench of newshit on you is sickening.
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>>78330165
>>78330172
>being this upset over a game of arrows
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>>78330464
I see him as Austrian (how can you not after hearing his accent) but nationality is a meme anyway.
>>78330424
That's NOT my fetish. Someone get Barney multiple Snickers to survive.
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>>78330501
>you're not allowed to like phil reeeeeeeeee
What a pathetic fucking woodlouse you are.
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>>78330208
Surprised Jason Mo didn't apologise lie the fucking BBCuck he is.
Or did he? Maybe missed it.
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>>78330588
clearly new, please lurk more before replying to people
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>>78330585
>nationality is a meme anyway.
>t. blacked watcher
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>>78330685
he said nothing
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>>78330700
Stop embarrassing yourself. I'll fucking support whoever I want and you can go swing from a lamppost, you southern gaynonce
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>>78330726
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>>78330501
Newcunts are the ones who hate Taylor. They think the way to fit in is by bitching about him, but they're shown up erry time.
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>>78330796
these insults, clearly undeeraged too. Sad.
>>78330877
another one? wave of newshits must have come in. The opposite of what you just said couldn't be more true.
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>>78330585
Are you the Austrian anon that wants to make sweet, tender anal love to pic related?
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>>78330877
The most bullshit, backwards arse 'logic' I've ever heard.
Embarrassing that it came from a human mind.
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And that D10 means it will be 23 world titles and a mad Serbo-Austrian in tonight's last four.
Mensur Suljovic made it three out of three with a rather straight-foward win against dim Dave Chisnall. In a match that never really ignited, the Gentle was far too good for Chizzy, with the highlight being a 125 out in the penultimate leg. It's another televised disappointment for the dimwit, but it's not as if it's a surprise.
Gary Anderson was the beneficiary of another Peter Wright match dart choke as he avoided EIGHT shots at elimination in a high quality fixture. It went with throw until the sixth leg where the true Scotsman broke the fake Scotclown. Wright immediately broke back and hit a Shanghai on tops to go into the interval 5-5. A crucial break from Snakeshite got him 8-7 ahead but after winning the next, failed to win another leg. Gando hit 98 on D19 and then somehow won from 194 points back as Clownman missed two at D18, four at D9 and then choked on D4 and D12 in the last to exit at the group stage. It's yet another TV bottlejob for Wright.
Raymond van Barneveld topped Group A in a near-walkover of the pathetic Adrian Lewis. Barney's 117 in the opener was the highest checkout as Snackpot failed to average 90 for the second match in a row and only won two legs. If you're going to keep playing like this, just fuck off Aidey.
Michael van Gerwen suffered his earliest exit in a major since the 2016 Worlds as Phil Taylor put him to the sword. Despite kicking off with a 127 on the bull break, Taylor hit back with a 116 and won 3 straight from 3-1 down. MVG hit 130 on the bull for 4-4 but when Pheel went in at 6-4, the game was surely up for the Autism Express. Taylor claimed the eight legs he needed with a botched 107, and although van Gerwen came back with a 117, couldn't better Taylor's 50% finishing rate despite a 103 average.
We return at 6:30pm for the semis and the final. See you then.
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>>78330172
WTF are you on about you pseudo-Kraut shitstain?
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>>78330987
>>78330923
Newcunts detected
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>>78330923
>still crying about autism getting knocked out
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>>78331292
Are you having a laugh mate? Go check the archive for /180/ threads from a couple of years back at least. You'll find absolutely no love for Taylor here and everyone calling him a cunt.
Do that and stop showing you're new.
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>>78331243
Shh calm down, m8.
>>78330985
Ye!
>>78331210
Thank you. Who would have expected Mensur to go 3 out of 3 in this group.
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>>78330796
Why has this bell-end invaded my comfy /180/ thread?
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>>78331616
Taylor fans. Just as cuntish as Taylor himself.
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>>78331348
>>78331616
Ah yes, the newcunt revisionism. Fucking plebs.
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>>78331459
>Shh calm down, m8.
So what are you going on about then?
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do pakis follow the darts? or does the booze on flow put them off?
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>>78331774
>newcunt revisionism
Go check the fucking archive you cunt.
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>>78331913
They're ABPs. Stay at homes getting fucking maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.
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>>78331994
>THE ARCHIVES PROVE I'M NOT A NEWCUNT REEEEEEEE
Howling at how upset you are, fella. Jesus. imagine getting this angry at r Phil.
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>>78331774
>>78331805
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>>78332014
>ABPs.
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Your one hour warning.
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>>78331913
No
They hate fun and flashy colourful shirts are haram
Plus Ade started chanting "send the buggers" back after they shot up The Bataclan and now has a fatwa out on him
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>>78332096
How dense can you be. They prove that you are newcunt, not that I'm not one.
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WTF I want to witness a rocket launch now.
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And we're back on now.
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>>78334579
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>>78334726
You have an answer for everything don't you?
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B A R N E Y
>>78334941
Indeed
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Is that woman's mother 100?
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What do you reckon to Barney's hair job?
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>le miss D14 man
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State of this thread
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State of my life
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Does waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhnanwadanay-tee guy smoke?
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>>78335537
Yeah, pink cigars
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Sit down and watch the darts you tossers.
>>78335604
Like a homosexual
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Barney's thrown it too high on 16s a number of times this weekend.
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LE D14 MAN!
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What if arr Mens does it?
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>break after 7 legs
wut
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Fucking awful camera work there...
Do you lads prefer this crowd or the "stand up if you love the darts" shower?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=070OfzZDvgI
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big break for mensur
terrible leg from barney
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[headshaking intensifies]
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>>78336340
Damn, now that's a crowd.
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Go on Mensur lad
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>yfw Pheel-Mensur final
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>to quote Will Smith from Independence day
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>>78337175
Was this Asstit or Welsh Arab?
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>>78337084
>mfw seeing Mensur get pocketed in the final
>>78337210
Asstit
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>>78337257
what a fucking surprise
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>quoting Will Smith from Independence day#
Is this why they got him on comms? They heard the shit he used to come out with pre-match and post-match and just saw golden commentary?
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THAT 110
BARNEY CONSIDERING INSULIN OVERDOSE
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DAT 110
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>30
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>>78337318
What was the quote?
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fug so close to that 157
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>160
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THAT 160
WITH BARNEY ON 32
THE NEW TRUE FUTURE GOAT
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BRILLIANT
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Holy shit is he truelly /ourguy/?
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>>78337821
Something about fat ladies singing
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DAT 160
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DAT 160
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THAT FUCKING 160
GET THE FUCK IN, LADS!
MENSUR MENSUR MENSUR
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>>78337880
Mensur is an ethnic Bosniak you literal fucking retard.
(that means he's kebab)
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>>78337939
>what are jokes
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lol at this interview
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>this German and English mixture of Mens
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>Ah bit Gay Anduuuuhsun
What did he mean by this?
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>you've beaten the World #2, World #3, Dave Chisnall
kek
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Would like a rematch of Gando v Mensur, so im hoping more than usual that Taylor gets beat.
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>>78337955
>make literally retarded statement
>hurr it was a joke
Jokes only work if the person telling them understands the premise.
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>>78338047
>German
Where???
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>>78338148
which you didn't you fucking paki, fuck off and slash your throat
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>>78338171
He mixed in German words during the interview.
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Three years ago, Mensur Suljovic had to qualify through the European Order of Merit for the Worlds. He wasn't even good enough to get into the top 16 of the Pro Tour qualifiers.
He's now a top 8 player and in his second televised major final inside a year.
Phenomenal turnaround.
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>>78338259
>Andy Hamilton
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>Nice to see @snakebitewright and @GeorgeNoble180 on the same stage after all these years
>that fucking mullet
>that fat as fuck georgey noble
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>that walk-on
Is Phil going insane again?
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>>78338365
Don't forget Dolel and Wezzzz either side. So pleased at least one of them, if not all three, will miss the Worlds.
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Is MvG's reign of terror over?
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>>78338589
Only temporarily.
The moment Pheel gets knocked out of the Worlds, MVGWINSLOL will be eternal.
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>>78338218
OK... Let's look at your "joke"
>Mensur hears about the genocide of his people
>Is happy
It's not unfunny because it is offensive or some shit, it's unfunny because it makes no sense whatsoever. Were that a picture of Siniša Mihajlović celebrating or a happy looking Aung San Suu Kyi if you want to be topical then it would be funny to some people.
Instead of trying to pass it off as a considered joke, why don't you be a man, admit you tried to joke about something you know fuck all about, apologise then move on? That way, you get to grow as a human being. Otherwise, you're literally clinging onto being a retard.
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>>78338493
>Don't forget Wezzzz
Oh, I make sure to always have him on my radar.
>>78338589
doubt.jpeg
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>>78338648
>that post
...I don't think /180/ is for you.
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Lets just accept that Mensur is our guy
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THE CRUELLEST
Absolute fuck-up from Gando on that 121.
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Leaked photo of tonight's final as Mensur goes down 11-0 to Pheel.
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>>78338693
>autist who likes darts, truth and comfy threads with a bit of cultured (not retard shitting his pants for attention) banter
>isn't for /180/
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>>78338961
delete
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>>78338966
>overreacts like that to a misnamed filename
>suited for these threads
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>pheel
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>>78338648
>>>/reddit/
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>gary jigging
PHEEL WILL BE SEETHING
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>Philth
Top kek
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>Taylel
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>>78338966
>acts like a mad paki who has just found a bacon butty stuffed behind the mosque door handle
>is for /180/
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Yes Gando
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>>78339053
At least now you admit it was misnamed. If you just apologised, I would have accepted it. You would have learnt something, I would have taught something and we would both be richer for the experience. >>78338961 is actually kinda funny because Mensur looks like he's getting bummed and Phil Taylor is a sex pest.
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>PHEEL LOSING 5 LEGS STRAIGHT
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Taylor absolutely SEETHING
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>Webster as a pundit
Interesting.
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>>78339380
>>78338966
>>78338648
>>78337939
Yeah, the joke was shit, but you're a fucking boring mong, so fuck off. No one cares.
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>>78339438
>
"I've always quite liked Mark 'interesting' Webster since his BDO days, never seems to get rattled and plays the board, doesnt make too many mistakes, but then there's a big part of me that thinks any player who walks out to the fucking Stereophonics deserves a pasting from all the biggest jobbing cunts around. Change the god damn tune."
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Taycucks BTFO
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BBC blows sky out the water on how to present darts. Sky is fucking amateur hour compared to this.
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>>78339540
Yeah... no. Don't be daft now
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Does anyone actually consider darts a sport? Isnt it more apt to have this game of 'fat men sat in a pub throwing things' on /tg/ instead?
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>this does not slip
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>>78339473
He's Welsh so its either Stereophonics, or Lostprophets
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>>78339581
Hello, Kimmy.
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>>78339630
Manics, Furries, Tom fucking Jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooones
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>>78339581
>when the best darts players you can produce is an angry chipmunk and his dad
No wonder your seething m8
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>>78339473
>"Mark Webster- The guy with the most retarded nickname...the spider. A spider has 8 legs, that more legs than Webster will ever get in a match , the useless welsh cunt."
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>>78339713
Hopefully dancing DvdB replaces Kim's dad before the next Worlds.
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>>78339732
Thats got to be a justin credible quote
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>>78339581
Kim Huybrechts pls
It has a clear set of tules, regulations, a discernable ranking system and a level of skill involved. Just because most of the players are morbisly obese doesnt make it a non-sport
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>certified_taylel_remover.png
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>>78339687
>Tom Jones
All sorts running through my head now
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>>78339540
Your just saying that because the BBC have no ad breaks and have the chance to make silly video sequences
Commentators on sky are much much bettrr
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Taylel getting absolutely BTFO
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>>78339865
>Commentators on sky are much much bettrr
Hi, Wayne.
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>>78339581
It's more of a sport than formula 1
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>>78339865
John Part yes
Everyone else nope
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What's good for the Goose is good for the Ganderson.
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>>78339819
I was wondering where this had got to.
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Inb4 11-9 to Taylel
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Power surge
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Feelin the power lads.
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What a smooth 96
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>yfw Mensur will win a TV title before Jizzy
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Taylor must be the most unsportsmanlike 'athlete' in history
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No fun allowed
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>>78340461
T. Philcuck
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>counting man
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>prowler getting asshurt
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>>78340535
t. Gay Lord
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>this bants
Wait what the fuck are you doing you trannie jock?
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>GANDO
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Is Phil gay?
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>Gandope
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Peak Taylor wouldn't have had to resort to such measures.
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>this match
kek
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TAYLORLOSESLOL TAYLORLOSESLOL TAYLORLOSESLOL TAYLORLOSESLOL TAYLORLOSESLOL TAYLORLOSESLOL TAYLORLOSESLOL TAYLORLOSESLOL TAYLORLOSESLOL TAYLORLOSESLOL TAYLORLOSESLOL TAYLORLOSESLOL TAYLORLOSESLOL TAYLORLOSESLOL TAYLORLOSESLOL TAYLORLOSESLOL TAYLORLOSESLOL TAYLORLOSESLOL TAYLORLOSESLOL TAYLORLOSESLOL TAYLORLOSESLOL TAYLORLOSESLOL TAYLORLOSESLOL TAYLORLOSESLOL TAYLORLOSESLOL TAYLORLOSESLOL
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>BDO finishing
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>this autist sperging out over phil's bantz
Jesus fucking Christ what a sad boring twat
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it would take so much restraint not to assault Taylor when he acts like that
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>Corey Cadbury
>>
>look at me playing so casually LOL
>I can laugh on the stage during a match LMAO
>shitty banter between the players and the crowd HAHA
>I s-swear it's a joke and I'm not trying to use dirty tactics to win HEHE
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>Corey Cadbury
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>>78341139
>Its in your Phils Darts Club contract to act up to me on stage
>"Y-yes Phil"
>You know the punishment if you do not comply
>"M-my wife loses another finger"
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Taylor doing the interview after having some poppers, there.
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>the SEETHING loser Taylor fan
Cry more lad
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>that last line
wew
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Was literally out in Cardiff last night.
Shite city.
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>Mensur vs Gando rematch as the final
Who would have thought
>>78341337
lel
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>>78341364
Made me smirk
Thank you
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>>78341259
I reckon he could talk inane shit for days without stopping the utter loon
>>78341065
It's the same angry cunt that has done nothing but shit up these threads with his autism and butthurt. Gets really boring after a while. Reckon PT beat the prick senseless in a pub scrap
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>19 perfect darts
>no itsh 22
>are you sure?
>yesh
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Why doesn't Taylor play at the Grand Prix? Is he a pussy?
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>before the final, let's talk about Phil Taylor
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>>78341646
He hates double start.
Doesn't help he hasn't won a match there since 2014.
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>asking Nicho about his relationship with Taylor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCsg5ntbOsg
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>>78341575
Why are you so upset?
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>>78341900
Fucking Asstit, man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IxIckQYzmE
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>>78341575
Oh okay. I wonder if it's the same troll that fucks about in the comfy snooker threads too
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Too many white men in this sport for me.
Where's the diversity?
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>>78342074
He's cringey af. Daft Geordie bastard.
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>>78342074
Ha, someone put up Kimbo-Asstit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3L0OYRkjME
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>>78342156
>Kebab vs Scottish Tranny final
>Not diverse
Youll want some armless cripple I suppose
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>>78341170
>>78341214
Taylel the snide
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WHO /BIGMENSUR/ HERE
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Did Wade's titcow ever do nudes?
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>>78342252
Fucking hell, the WC always had some great moments.
>>78342410
BASED MENS
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>Mensur broken in leg 1
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>>78342820
Is it already ogre?
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>Gando already losing focus
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>>78342872
Dat wolfie
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Break taken back!
GANDO SEETHING
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How much money does Gando have on a Mensur win?
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>>78342464
Nice
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>"so fuck off Joseph Tierney" sign
BBC will be getting complaints again
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Slowly getting my hopes up, lads.
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THAT 118
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>>78343700
Praying for Mensur desu
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DAT 118
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>>78343928
>that filename
Tep kok
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Go sully
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Assuming Mensur wins, how bad will pic related feel?
>Suljovic: 2 major finals, won 1
>Chisnall: 5 major finals, raped in the lot of them
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>Cheynna
How do you even say that
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>>78343700
Mensur went to shit as soon as you posted this,
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>>78344371
H-he had a 118 finish.
>>78344134
>implying he'll even give it a thought
>>
Is the prize money taxed?
>>
Mensur cheating death with that fuck-up.
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>need 129
>3
Bravo, Gary.
DAT D5
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Mensur is on course to record a sub-90 average.
The last sub-90 average to win a PDC major, excluding the double-start World Grand Prix, was Roland Scholten in 2004's UK Open.
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>actually watching the arrers
>not shitposting on 4chins
It's like the fucking Lakeside ITT
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>>78345252
Chizzy seething
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>>78345252
When was the last time it happened in the BDO?
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>gando punching the board surround
HE MAD
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Worried.jpg
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>>78345276
I cant shitpost when meme
magic is about the happen
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>>78345303
Scott Waites' 2016 Worlds win over Jeff Smith.
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>>78345373
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Fuck off Gando
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>John Cena fans at the darts
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LE D14 MAN!
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Slow the fuck down Mensur
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>GANDO
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>>78345492
Le miss D14 man
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Lol that last dart didnt count
>>
MENSUR ON THE MENSUR
>>
So happy for him :)
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He actually did it the absolute mad man
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>memesur
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>>78345610
LE HIT D14 MAN!
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THE DOUBLE 14 MAN THE DOUBLE 14 MAN THE DOUBLE 14 MAN THE DOUBLE 14 MAN THE DOUBLE 14 MAN THE DOUBLE 14 MAN THE DOUBLE 14 MAN THE DOUBLE 14 MAN THE DOUBLE 14 MAN THE DOUBLE 14 MAN THE DOUBLE 14 MAN THE DOUBLE 14 MAN THE DOUBLE 14 MAN THE DOUBLE 14 MAN THE DOUBLE 14 MAN THE DOUBLE 14 MAN THE DOUBLE 14 MAN THE DOUBLE 14 MAN THE DOUBLE 14 MAN THE DOUBLE 14 MAN THE DOUBLE 14 MAN THE DOUBLE 14 MAN THE DOUBLE 14 MAN THE DOUBLE 14 MAN THE DOUBLE 14 MAN THE DOUBLE 14 MAN
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Well played lad.
Well played.
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This is so based
>>
BASED MENSUR
>>
Chizzy will kill hinself in about 3 weeks after he has processed what just happened
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https://twitter.com/DanDartsDawson/status/909521586415456257
>Dan Dawson literally orgasming on Twitter
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He's so happy :^3
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BETTER THAN ALL THE REST!
BASED MENSUR! BASED MENSUR! BASED MENSUR! BASED MENSUR! BASED MENSUR! BASED MENSUR! BASED MENSUR! BASED MENSUR! BASED MENSUR! BASED MENSUR! BASED MENSUR! BASED MENSUR! BASED MENSUR! BASED MENSUR! BASED MENSUR! BASED MENSUR! BASED MENSUR! BASED MENSUR! BASED MENSUR! BASED MENSUR! BASED MENSUR! BASED MENSUR! BASED MENSUR! BASED MENSUR! BASED MENSUR! BASED MENSUR! BASED MENSUR! BASED MENSUR! BASED MENSUR! BASED MENSUR! BASED MENSUR! BASED MENSUR! BASED MENSUR! BASED MENSUR! BASED MENSUR! BASED MENSUR! BASED MENSUR! BASED MENSUR! BASED MENSUR! BASED MENSUR! BASED MENSUR! BASED MENSUR! BASED MENSUR! BASED MENSUR! BASED MENSUR! BASED MENSUR! BASED MENSUR! BASED MENSUR! BASED MENSUR! BASED MENSUR! BASED MENSUR! BASED MENSUR! BASED MENSUR! BASED MENSUR! BASED MENSUR! BASED MENSUR! BASED MENSUR! BASED MENSUR! BASED MENSUR! BASED MENSUR!
We did it, /180/!
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>40/1 on to win
Fucking fair do's if you stuck a cheeky tenner on that
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>>78345729
no one cares
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What was the winning average?
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>>78345824
D14
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>>78345824
89.98
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>>78345824
About 90 to Gary's 100
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>>78345824
87.85.
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Love how happy Mensur is.
>this interview
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What an absolute mad cunt
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M-more like
The Mental
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Fucking Austria, who invited you fags to this British sport?
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>>78345966
Go fuck yourself. Austrian anon is a pretty cool guy.
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>>78345842
Fucking BDO tier
Wolfie could have won this match desu
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>uncle barry's face when he dicked about with the rules to get Taylor in, Pheel didn't get to the final and the World Number 7 won
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MENSUR
MENSUR
MENSUR
MENSUR
MENSUR
MENSUR
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>>78346027
How did he change the rules to get Taylor to play?
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who /GettingMensurMerch/ here
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>>78345966
t. Jason Mohammed allahu ackbar
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>>78346077
It was originally going to be the Top 8 in the World, and Pheel was way off.
So the rule got changed to the Top 7 and the reigning champion.
Turned out to be irrelevant when Pheel won the Matchplay and got into the Top 7 so Barney was invited as the 8th seed.
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>>78346134
>>
Wright must be seething lmao
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So where do you start with that? Just where?
Maybe at the start of the session. Mensur Suljovic recorded probably the biggest checkout of his career at that point with a crushing 160 to defeat Raymond van Barneveld with the five-time World Champion waiting on 32 after 9 to take it into a deciding leg. The Austrian also hit a 110 on D15 earlier in a match that never had more than three legs between them.
Gary Anderson set up another TV major final by ending Phil Taylor's CL reign with a crushing hammering. 102 and 121 bull finishes saw an ominous Taylor go 2-0 up. But after a lack of focus on a tops attempt for 3-2, Gando rolled off six further legs (and eight in a row) to stop the Prowler's undefeated streak in Cardiff. The defeat was accompanied with yet more Taylor mindgames that will not be missed once he finally fucks off.
Then, heaven. Despite Gando going 3-1 up, the Gentle won five straight legs, including 116 and 118 finishes but then only won 1 of the next 5 as his scoring faltered and Anderson came back to 7-7. But the Austrian's hold of throw was infallible from then on, with the 10-point difference in average negated by the 5% better finishing from Suljovic, and won it with a break in the 20th on where else but the Mensur of D14.
This is probably the closest darts will get to a Leicester City moment for a long time: a 40/1 complete outsider at the start of the tournament with a single ranking title to his name. But the best player of the weekend deservedly won the CL, and now Big Mensur is a new fan favourite.
/180/ returns two weeks today for the double-start fun of the World Grand Prix.
See you then.
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>>78347051
Thank you, was waiting for it. See you at the Grand Prix.
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