/heem/

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Bless

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When will Conor come back to save the UFC? Nobody really cares about Georges.

>>78319665
Your gimmick is copying coralsprings, can't you at least get original you loser?

hard to listen to fight companions now

joe is loving the sound of his own voice these days

puke cuckholds boxing is dogshit

>>78319681
>Someone who has done 1000+ podcasts loves the sound of his voice

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>>78319675
>getting this mad over fake internet personailities

Relax man, we're all friends on heem outside of the banter

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Branch would flat-line Bisping.

>>78319681
My experience with Rogan's podcast

>make a point
>Joe disagrees
>agree with Joe
>say something and wait for him to accept your opinion

Its basically Joe talking to himself

>>78319686
the podcasts used to be about the guests tho

>>78319688
Your gimmick is so stale the person who started it even got bored of doing it, how autistic are you to pick it up?

>>78319690
>people are still mad that others celebrate a huge underdog that was over the hill until strict drug testing came in became a ufc champ

how brutal was the rockhold tko?

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luke has some slick boxing for sure

>>78319708
not very

>the same obese group of misfits spamming the same thing over and over begging for attention

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>>78319704
Again, relax guy. You are being triggered over an image on the internet. You some kind of Muslim?

>>78319708
More embarassing than brutal.
>taps to strikes
Round had 1 minute left too. Would have probably been an eventual TKO, but he should have waited it out

thought rockhold was gunna get ko'd in the first, tbqh, bisking confirmed harder hitter than branch

>>78319719
>being triggered over an image
You are a loser who is copying a stale gimmick off another autistic person who stopped doing it.

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>>78319733
imagine getting this upset over 4chan

>>78319728
bisping just caught him perfectly on the chin

it wasn't really a power shot

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>>78319733
Trying to discuss MMA here. Please take your personal problems elsewhere

>>78319736
I can't imagine being an autistic loser like you who enjoys larping as scat fighters, tell me what's that like.

>>78319728
If Luke didn't try to get up immediately after being stunned he'd have survived just fine, like what Anderson did.

FUCK LUKE, BISPING, AND THE MIDDLE WEIGHTS

TALK ABOUT PERRY AND LAWLER!

Surprisingly good card tonight, best Fight Night in quite a while.

>>78319733
You sure are giving his stale gimmick life. Stop making a big issue, and it won't be a big issue

>>78319766
Would you say it was worth missing GGG/Canelo good?

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Rockhold wins and BisKING is still living rent free in all of your heads

lol you're all so pathetic

bong fans are in damage control

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>>78319748
You don't have to imagine buddeh, you're already living it

i'd love if mike destroys gsp desu

>>78319755
Would be a banger while it lasted. People will meme about the Jouban fight and rightfully so but Jouban also has some decent footwork, he was able to stick and move on Perry. Doubt Robbie would be able to do the same.

>>78319766
>Surprisingly good card tonight,
>Surprising
There was nothing surprising about how good this card was, what was surprising is that these fights were free and the manure from last week wasn't.

>>78319783
Do you see me larping as any fighter, let alone a completely awful one? Do you still play with dolls?

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>>78319800
Aside from Redet, I'd say so. Perry got performance of the night I believe

>>78319794
Happening 100%

>all these pathetics spergs that can't stop fantasizing about the great Michael the Count Bisping

lol unbelievably sad

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>>78319815
Nothing surprising about this card being good, it had good match-ups with people who always finish fights.

>>78319798
Robbie would never stick and move. It's not him. He could do it but he wont.

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>>78319809
I see you being an aspie completely raging

Buddeh buddeh buddeh buddeh haha

>>78319655
poor macedonia

not enough ufc foreign cards, they are working to fix it but the fears of oversaturation, we got to go back to 2014.

give macedonia, austria, netherlands, nigeria, south africa etc cards

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>tapping to strikes

>>78319842
>Robbie would never stick and move.
You'd be surprised

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>>78319755
Lawler is my boy but that matchup worries me. He has mileage on him and Perry is young, technical, savage in the clinch and likes to brawl. Lawler's the type to bite down and brawl back
Perry really should have gotten Cerrone. Rankings wise that make more sense really.

Usman calling out RDA is also a bit of a weird one. Dude is huge, has power, and can wrestle. RDA's a bit undersized for the class, it seems like a bad matchup

>>78319809
Well you seem salty, so you must be larping as Luke

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The Chad Walk vs. The Virgin PissPing Shuffle

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>>78319861
A+ post

>>78319861
Do you still play with your ken doll?

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>>78319858
I feel like Lawler's heart isn't in the sport anymore. Pre-Woodley Lawler kills Perry. But after his performance against Cerrone, I think Perry could pull it off

>>78319665
do you ever sleep?

>>78319887
*he smugly posts every single time in response*

>>78319858
simple. sure perry is scary, but do you remember lawler/ellenburger?

there are levels of scary, if perry plays too much with fire lawler will show why he's the original savage of WW.

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>>78319879
>Pre-Woodley Lawler kills Perry
lol nope

perry is an explosive 1 punch fighter similar to woodley, lawler's only good against decision teepers like rory

How was canelo ggg

>>78319895
its cause anytime i post on heem you're always here

>>78319815
The UFC's dirty for sending Natty Rockhold into the heart of Brazil to fight TRTVitor as his debut.

>>78319915
>youre always here!

*he smugly posts at midnight on a saturday*

>>78319903
Lawler's different now though. He's a savage, but he's also in the twilight of his career and he's been in absolute wars
>>78319879
I kind of know what you mean, but I think he loves fighting still, it's just changed a bit

>>78319904
filters are funny, you squint and you can kinda remake the face on the other side

>>78319906

Snoozeworthy until the 6th round, then it got spicy. Or, at least, as spicy as a boxing match between two feddaweights is gonna get.

Went to decision (of course) and the scorecards were an absolute laugh riot. All in all I'd say it did more harm to boxing than good.

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>>78319904
All I know is it would be a banger assuming Robbie's chin is there. You see anyone being a threat to Perry?

>>78319906
GGG won, but some retarded judge robbed it from him with a 110-118

>>78319703
that's not really true
i've been listening to some older ones recently and even really intelligent guests with very intriguing fields to speak on are interrupted by joes base level knowledge or off topic drivel
he is very tiresome

>>78319927
it's actually sunday morning

>>78319927
there was an event a few hours ago that you didn't watch

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>>78319939
>the absolute state of this damage control

>>78319934
I feel like Perry could heem Woodley but would lose to Wonderbread

>>78319939
Why do I need to watch the fights buddeh?

What's next for David Branch?

>>78319906
I regret missing Gillespie to watch that mandrama sport with predetermined results.

The closest we'll ever get to such laughable judging is when Silva allegedly beat Brunson 30-27 and that can still kinda be explained

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>>78319939
>>78319948
>he tries to impersonate me because he's so shook

Laugh at this man!

>78319948
>78319946
take a shower

>>78319949
Alvey?

>>78319949
Irrelevancy

>>78319956
>impersonate me
Why do you think anyone would want to impersonate someone who posts here all day (and night)?

>>78319958
>>78319956

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>>78319956
What are you talking about my man?

>>78319971
Are you typing this while sleeping?

For sure David Branch hasn't lost in 5 years my guy and has SLICC boxing, he's a nightmare match-up my guy

seriously you need a shower >78319971

I can smell you from here, I am concerned.

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Michael Bisping

Perry vs Jorge Masvidal is the fight to make

*gets boxed up by David Branch*

oh for sure light heavyweight isnt ready for me

*taps to strikes*

For sure David is a 2 weight world champion my guy

>>78319947
Wonderboy would make him look silly with the way he fights. I dunno about Woodley though, he hasn't caught bombs from anyone that can punch like that

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>>78319998
You don't need bombs to scare Woodley buddeh

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>>78319947
There's a huge list of people Perry needs to go through to make it to Woodley. His hype-train got derailed by a 35 year old male model chinlet. He's not unbeatable.

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SUBMISSION
BY
STRIKES

BAHAHAHAHAHA

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

EVERY TIME I SAY IT TO MYSELF I START CRACKING UP

HAHAHAHAHA

*almost loses to a GSP tier quitter*

for sure im back my man

*goes 5 rounds with a bjj guy and wins a split decision*

For sure my boxing has improved my guy

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>>78320015
I didn't say he was unbeatable you idiot, I'm thinking in stylistic matchups and I think he beats Woodley while also losing to others in the division.

>>78319998
Exactly, I wish Rory didn't leave though. UFC are idiots for letting serious contenders like Rory and Mousasi go.

>>78320015
Well he wasn't beating he lost to a decision

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oh for sure im a slick boxer my man

*spreads legs*

just look at this stance

>>78320038
You probably think everyone beats Woodley despite the fact he's cleaned out the division.

>stylistic match-ups
Woodley would be able to adapt to his brawling style

>>78320053
>cleaned out the division

lmao

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*gets subbed with one arm*

For sure I fight with a lot of heart my guy my boxing is top notch 100%

>>78319989
>>78319996
>1m16s apart
>>78319988
>>78319989
>1m10s apart

Prove to me that you aren't the same person

>>78320053
>You probably think everyone beats Woodley
Don't put words in my mouth you absolute faggot
>despite the fact he's cleaned out the division.
lol

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>>78320062
t.may-mac'er

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*gets knocked out three times in five seconds*

im coming bisping keep running

>>78320068
Well I'm the Bisping poster not being obnoxious and the other one is. But I must admit, you are putting those detective skills to use this late at night

>>78320073
oh for sure woodley put on a clinic against maia and wonderboy those staring contest were a beast 100%

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*gets dropped by a senior citizen numerous times*

For sure I follow conventional boxing techniques like tucking in my chin and using head movement my guy

>>78320090
The same ones Luke doesn't even have :^)

>>78320087
>stuffed 24 takedowns
>outstruck and dropped undefeated kickboxer (twice)
But let's get back to the topic at hand, how has he not cleaned out the division?

>>78320038
Letting any solid top 10 fighters go is bad, but a guy with a win over the current champ in Bellator is a disaster

Was hoping Lombard would get ko'd harder than that

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>>78320073
I hope RDA doesn't lose on his way to Woodley.

>>78320091
Bisping supposedly has better boxing skills yet he gets wobbled, rocked, dropped, and KO'd more than any other champ out there :^)

>>78320101
Rory left before Woodley became champ

>>78320100
>snoozefest
>snoozefest

>how he has not cleaned out the division
Because beating one guy, drawing and having a staring contest with another, and having another staring contest with another, is not cleaning out the division to anyone except fat spergs like yourself lol

>>78320107
Usman is going to BLACKED him my guy

>>78320111
Well that title belonged to Rockhold until, well you know

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>>78320137

>>78320127
stfu hapa

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I wonder how horrible it must be for spergs that Bisping and Trump won in the span of 6 months

>>78319989
he will get booped into the 12th century
>>78320073
rankings for LW and WW are so jacked with so many names, and so many prospects who get shuffled up and down the bottom 10-15 because big names never fight them. brown, means, marquart, ellenburger, price, alves, story, leflare, edwards, moraes and till aren't listed there, but the have been

>>78319655
Luke Rockhold needs to stop dicking around on the feet. His instincts are shit standing but he a great grappler. He should fight like Maia and save what he has left of his brain before it's too late

Any speculation on why Luke looked like shit

Good for him that wsof is a joke lmao

>>78320151
he's always been shit he's a memekicker with lame ass gay-jitsu lol

>>78320151
usada

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>>78320151
Lack of roids

>current year
>not filtering all Bisping spam
what are you even doing?

>>78320137
What are you talking about pal? Of the current male champs, Bisping is the only one who has gotten KO'd twice.

>>78320118
Yeah I know, I worded that poorly. They must have thought he was toast and yet Gomi is fighting next week

>>78320168
Reading must be hard when you're wiping away tears every day

>>78320168
Bisping KO'ed Luke making it 3
Weidman has been KO'ed 3 times
Bisping has only been KO'ed 2 times.

You casual

>>78320167
>filtering anything

must suck being a pissbabby who cant handle reality LOL

>>78320123
>The casualness of this post
He's beaten 6 ranked opponents, 4 of which are in the top 5 and and fat spergs like you will never give him any credit for it

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Welp good night friends

Stay away from roids and drink plenty of water.

>>78320179
I guess you still haven't learnt what the word "current" means in 2nd grade.

>says goodnight to his friend simulator after 20 long hours of spamming

>>78320182
>upset his bisshit spam doesn't work on anyone with half a brain cell

(You) poor faggot lol

>>78320163
doesnt even lifter spotted

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>OSP vs. Yushin Okami

>>78320203
You should sleep too so we can do this again tomorrow.

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>>78320193
>>78320203
this

>>78320184
doesnt mean he's cleared anything you dumb idiot lol, especially when half those fights were complete snoozefest only some obese loser fedora like you would enjoy

>>78320167
This is the smartest option

>>78320209
>as he gives me a (You)

kek

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>>78320218
>you dumb idiot

>>78320218
Fights being snoozefests are irrelevant you retard, he still won the fights and he's cleaned out the division you absolute moron.

Thompson especially got brain damaged twiced and had to take 9 months off

>>78320216
/heem/ police doesn't have the time to sleep you idiot

>>78320216
>still makes sure someone leaves him a response
Howling

sad little twerp lol, ima let you live for today have a pity (You)

>>78320228

you can respond back but it'll be at nothing my girl is

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>>78320237
>he cleared out the division because he had staring contests with Maia and Wonderboy
>the way which you beat your opponents doesn't matter
>he doesn't realize Wonderboy was off because of knee surgery

Imagine being as dumb as you, oh wait you don't have to lmao

tyrone lanket woodley is a boring shitty nigger

hail hitler

hail trump

white power

michael bisping bless

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>>78320268
>the average pissping fan
wow i am now a luke cockrocket

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>>78320258
>Drops wonderboi in both fights
>Stops 24 takedowns and wins convincingly
>h-h-e didn't clean it out i wanna see him drop wonderboi and maia 10 more times
>knee surgery after getting concussed
>R-R-R-D-A
>C-c-c-olby
>[Insert great white hype]

Final (you) from me, thanks for the salt.

>>78319947
>perry beats woodley
lmao at yourlife

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>>78320284
>lost 2 fights to Wonderboy
>worst champion
>past his prime
>coward at heart

your kind of guy

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>>78320284
oh for sure those were some sick two staring contests my man, totally cleaned out the division and any viewers from the arena

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>>78320301
>>lost 2 fights to Wonderboy
Tell me how you score the first fight for wonderpedro to win fatboy

>>78320305
>>78320258
I'm real confused at your pics and flag combo m8

>woodley spammer and anti-bisping spammer both on this late

makes you think

>>78320318
>so upset Wonderboy won both fights he literally has folders dedicated to Wonderboy memes

What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>78320327
and why are you up this late?

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>>78320298
LMAOOOOOOOOOO YOU LITREALLY JUST CNAT RN...

>>78320123
go watch mandrama spergo. woodley is the ww GOAT

>>78320333
im undercover for heem police

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>>78320332
Tell me how you score the first fight for wonderpedro to win fatboy

>>78320343
>FOLDERS OF WONDERBOY MEMES

I'm just glad you're a fan.

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>Perry beats Woodley
So does my cat my guy, for sure my cat has some slick boxing.

tyrone woodley is a lazy nigger there i said it

>>78320349
Tell me how you score the first fight for wonderpedro to win fatboy
[ Last time ;) ]

>>78320353
your cat is overrated and a terrible boxer

Bryan Barberena retires Woodley

>>78320336
next time my guy

>>78320357
Why would I do your homework for you, sperg? We both know Wonderboy won both fights so why are we even discussing this?

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For sure I scored it 118-110 for Wonderboi my guy

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NEVAR FORGET

>>78320382
he won more rounds dumb fuck, wrestlefucking rounds aren't 10-8

For sure wonderboi won the popular vote my guy!
#Berniebro

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I thought BLACKED always won

How did Cuckhold win?

Bisping-Woodley bros unite h8rs will never stop us.

>>78320384
>TKO(punches)

Ummm sweetie I'm sure it was submission(due to strikes)

>>78320384
was a good boxing match stfu tryhard

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>>78320393
/ourguy/ Uriah Hall won

>>78320396
Forever! *HIGH FIVE*

>>78320396
don't stick woodleys name with that duck.

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>>78320397
here ya go

>>78320398
triggered!

>>78320406
h8r you will not divide us back off

>>78320393
white chad >blacked> white dude> black skinny> black dude> white bud> black bud> black fatty> white fatty> white skinny

>78320404
>78320396
cringe

>>78320418
>>>/asp/

>>78320407
>triggered!
ur so pathetic, i barely even watch boxing but golovkin fights like a warrior, you'd have to be an underage faggot who tries to "trigger" people at 1 am to not be able to respect that.

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AYY TITTIES

>78320422
>78320404
>>>/asp/

>>78320437
This is the spammer

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>>78320432
TRIGGERED!!!

>78320441
>78320422
cringe

>>78320453
literally cringing, seek help

>>78320462
>literally crying
fixed

>78320464
this is the scatspammer

if Bisbong beats GSP he unironicly might be the natty GOAT on paper

>>78320483
No, GSP is someone that would get rekt by any top 5 MW

>>78320483
>over the hill anderson
>fluke
>decision ass kicking
>ww
no

>>78320498
>h-hendo won the popular vote!

cringe

>>78320508
>it's an autist episode

Just fapped to a black woman for the first time. Ask me anything

>>78320515
Starring (You)

>>78320515
yes you do seem to be having quite the episode sweetie

>>78320498
>fluke
so pathetic

>>78320518
post a pic of her

why did Lombard lose

does anyone remember lombard getting hyped as some insane killer

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"if Bisbong beats GSP he unironicly might be the natty GOAT on paper"

>>78320521
>>78320522
>t. Bizcucks

rofl sad little nerds

>>78320529
he has no cardio dudes so focused on benching lol

>>78320536
cringe

"The more you know about MMA, the harder it is to predict."

>>78320543
lol say it again dork

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>cringe

>>78320538
at least his maximum bench press is untouched in the UFC

btw what is your maximum single arm curl

>>78320529
just terrible run of bad luck

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>>78320526

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"if DC beats up Chuck Lidell and Matt Hamill he urinicly might be the GoAT on paper"

>>78320529
Most his losses are him winning then losing, he'd be on a killer win-streak right now, possibly ranked in the top 10 of either WW/MW.

>>78320529
his ban fucked him over for some reason

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>>78320578

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>buy a 9

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>>78320609
About as brutal as it gets

>>78320651
luckily he had no need for sense of smell anyway

>>78320650
Just buy Seagal instructional videos like a normal person

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Are you guys going to admit he's right about almost everything MMA related

Heeminder:
Branch could hardly beat Jotko, who lost to Uriah Hall. And Rockhold almost get done by Branch.

Rockhold looked terrible in his standup game.

>>78320743
rockhold is a cutbabby

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>>78320743
>Branch could hardly beat Jotko
Oh for sure you didn't watch that fight my guy

Black bois took some L's yesterday

>>78320774
Jotko lost dude

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>Heems you out of nowhere

>>78320819
nothing personnel, kid

>>78319655
so which big WW fights does this set up? big night for those guys.

perry/dong
usman/RDA
burns/luque

>>78320868
kek. literally the definition of that meme with the meme shit he usually does it with

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It's GADOOSH
IT'S YABOY WHOSE BOY IS KEVIN LEE HERE

Checking in, winding down, recovering up, laying back, kicking out, flexing firm after last nights Fight Night from which I took home a respectable 6 out of 8 picks (pic related)

FIRST THOUGHT:
OAM no where near as good as I thought. Like some of you I was expecting a haired-up GSP. Glad he won though.

MY LOSSES
We got Jotko who is a total bum
>Polish men
but on the other hand I'm happy that based Uriah won. Don't even try and defend Jotko.

Smith/Lombard was on whilst I was watching GGG/Canelo (118-110 LOL) so I didn't really watch it. From what I saw Lombard was doing quite well but like with every other Smith fight, Smith came back and heemed his opponent later on. Topkek at the size difference.

Feel bad for Hamilton.
Rockhold looked terrible. His standup looked worse than when he got heemed by Bisking. A lot worse.

Good night overall. Lots of stoppages. Having said that, out of all the fighters in last night's event, I think only Usman - aka WW Ngannou - is a hype train.

Hope everyone is doing well aaaand POOOIIIS.

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How the fuck is Luke such an awful boxer?

All he has is his counter hook. WTF?!

His boxing is embarrassing. He can only throw kicks.

Too onedimensional

>>78320895
good post, thanks for sharing

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>people are still unironically fans of bisping

THREADLY REMINDER

RETURN OF THE GOAT
>NOV 4

MAN THAT GETS BULLIED BY OLD MEN TO GET DOMINATED FOR 5 ROUNDS BY QUEBECOIS PIMP

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hoo5jwlT7xE [Embed]
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_GLj7phZQY [Embed]

>bisping
>to be taken seriously
my sides

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqyu6qCnSfw
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OudNa6lHqfk

>>78320929
he has no midrange. needs to train with parillo or some competent boxing coach

hell even ledet.

plus he always moves and to his left in the same as way with hands low. If someone could grapple with luke they could throw headkicks back a him, and end him.

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>Submission (Strikes)
ROFL.

>>78321057
If he didn't work on keeping his hands up after all that time off he never will. He's nearing the end I think

>>78321078
niggers never learn

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>>78320218

>you dumb idiot lol

Mike Perry is the greatest thing to ever happen in the history of sport.

good morning all, hope you slept well.

>the city of the japan ufc card this week

Daniel Spitz

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Post your face when rockhold pops

lol brendan called the boxing corruption lol

>>78321481
>118-110 canelo

>>78321458
his pecs and delts aren't even that big. He just has a nice frame which makes his gains look extra a e s t h e t i c senpai

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Y'all niggas dumb.

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>>78321703
i really, really wish they would make brock vs. schaub next year in the UFC

>>78319906
Slugfest with a fucked up decision by SJW judge.

GGG proves he has a brick chin and Cinnamon proved to everyone to be better on his feet than given credit for and being one of the best counter-punchers out there second to maybe only Mayweather

Overall it was controversial with that shitty 118-110 card, but the ACTUAL fight was entertaining and the hour flew by with me glued to the screen.

>>78319906
No idea I watch real fighting not some antiquated horseshit like boxing.

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>>78320015
>face tattoo

Ovince Saint Preux vs. Yushin Okami
Cláudia Gadelha vs. Jéssica Andrade
Takanori Gomi vs. Dong Hyun Kim
Gökhan Saki vs. Henrique da Silva
Teruto Ishihara vs. Rolando Dy
Mizuto Hirota vs. Charles Rosa
Keita Nakamura vs. Alex Morono
Jussier Formiga vs. Ulka Sasaki
Syuri Kondo vs. Chan-Mi Jeon
Shinsho Anzai vs. Luke Jumeau
Daichi Abe vs. Hyun Gyu Lim

hopefully borg misses weight again

>>78321899
Literally worse than the lellator card that's on the same night

>>78322042
Casual

>>78322042
UFC is on Friday and Bellator is on Saturday. They swapped places this week.

>>78320738
Aaron Pico will win rounds

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>>78321899
>Cláudia Gadelha vs. Jéssica Andrade

Can't fucking wait. There should be more fights like this in the womens divisions

>>78320435
Why was rampage such a dick to him?

I unironically would have given titties a fair chance in a fight with rampage

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Anyone else fell asleep during the fights last night?

>>78321899
>OSP gonna get wrestlefucked to a UD by a welterweight

Can we just cut the light heavyweight and heavyweight division?

how long would conor last against mike perry at 170?

>>78322646
best fight possible in the division

>>78324418
3 rounds and win by decision

>>78321764
For some reason there's this one brit that hates Mike Perry

>>78324488

That and Andrade and Clawja will get better because of it unlike Karolina whos getting a tune up fight for some reason

>>78319755
Lawler is going to run scared. He knows Perry would murder him.

>>78319856
There is literally nothing wrong with tapping to strikes. If you know you can't come back from the position and you're done for, all you're doing by not tapping is increasing your risk of CTE.

Reminder GSP tapped to strikes.

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Is the boy train finally leaving?

Claim him while you can.

Rockhold is JUSTing at an increasingly rapid pace.

>>78326674
>chin held up fine
>took a Renzo Gracie black belts back with ease and made him tap to strikes
oh but I guess you're just interested in his hairline. faggot.

>>78321057
What he needs to work on is his talking game. Seriously, how can a stud like him have social anxiety or whatever the fuck it is that impedes his speech.

In MMA there are fighters and athletes. Those who fight like competitors, and those who compete like fighters. Consider the difference. A real fighter never taps out.

>>78326916
For sure it's better to get CTE like Gary Goodridge my guy no one needs their brain to function 100%

>>78326857
It's called the Chad bubble.

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>tapping to strikes

Embarrassing display.

>>78326993
>>78326993
That's an athletes mentality, not a fighters. A fighter doesn't look beyond the fight. This isn't a career. The fight is its own end.

>>78326993

We only use 70% of our brain anyway my man

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>>78327463
I think we only use 10% of our hearts

>>78326843
Of course. Having a good hairline is literally the most important thing in the life of every single man on this planet. You can have all the riches and fame and glory you could ever ask for, but the moment your hair decides to JUST you, your soul dies and all that's left of you is a withered corporeal shell destined to shamble through the darkness until your pathetic death, never to know joy or happiness again.

Balding is worse than cancer. Balding is THE worst thing that can happen to a man. Once your hair is gone, you are automatically and irreversibly considered an abomination, a monster, a hideous little creature shunned by society, repulsive and hated vermin that everyone wishes death on. But that's the worst thing about going bald - the merciful death doesn't come. You're left crippled, humiliated, devastated, mentally broken. You're left suffer every single waking moment of the rest of your life.

It's amazing how salty Luke still is because of Bisping. 2 years later and still all fired up.

>>78328079
He can transplant hair

t. Wayne Rooney

>>78327218
Yeah making that 12k/12k money is worth ruining your brain. Fighters just keep fighting their whole lives and never go into other ventures.

>>78327589
kek

>>78328079
10/10

who is your favorite woman fighter currently signed to either the UFC or Invicta?

>>78328079
http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2017/09/14/bald-attractive-dominant-study/

Wmma is high quality mma. Get over it.

Anyone have a webumm of Rockhold getting hit by that combo from Branch? Chin must be tucked buddeh.

putting light weights in the same cage as mike perry

straight up murder

>the city of jutko

>>78330188
*JUSTko

The phantom pain. Only so much regret you fits in the human brain. Losing a piece of yourself is harder than people realize. Far harder than he could know when he decided to retire.

Imagine if you were a brilliant painter. Able to create images with physical arts that made people marvel, you weren't just a good painter, you were a prodigy, exceptional, a virtuoso. No one else was as good as you at a young age with your innate ability when they had tried their whole lives.

Imagine that whispers from those other people started creeping into the corners of your life, saying, "People only like you because of your painting." "Aren't you tired of just being 'the painter'?" "People only ever want to talk about your paintings, not you." And you're young, and you begin to agree with them that you are more than just a painter, and the world that knows you for your painting should know you for your personality, even though it's not your personality that is exceptional. They begin to say, "Maybe you should just get rid of your ability to paint..."

You decide to take a lawnmower and stick your hands in to mangle them forever, so you'll never paint again. Everyone around you applauds you for being so strong and brave as to reject society's pigeonholing you. It's so wonderful what you've done and for a while you get attention for it. then the attention fades, and you've got nothing to do with your time. And then you realize that you really loved painting. You try to paint again but can barely produce smudges on the canvas. You bring these smudges to others and they humour your effort, but you can tell it's only faking. And then you truly realize the gravity of the irreversible action you've taken. You eliminated not only the thing that others loved about you, but the thing that you loved about yourself, and no matter what you do you cannot re attain it. Ever. Imagine having to deal with that feeling of loss, every day. GSP is a broken man. He doesn't stand a chance.

>>78330488
oh yeah for sure man agree 100%

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*triggers the lightweight babies*

>>78330789
...? this guys fat at 235


nice jab buddeh real entertaining

>>78330957
If you don't enjoy chess match fights you are a fake fight fan.

>>78330789
What is this haircut called

>>78330995
you don't know what a chess match is

if you use the same move over and over in a chess match you get your ass handed to you

More hyped for the ruby classic than the fight card this week

>>78331035
a niggermullet

>>78331035
skullet

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>American """athletes"""

webms of Rockhold and Hall getting memed on?

>>78330995
nice way to rationalize two unskilled heavyweights who can only box, 0 kicks thrown 0 takedowns attempted 0 times in the clinch, was the worst fight on the card jab man vs overhand man

>>78331394
I was disappointed by this.
Leddit had been entertaining in previous fights. He wanted to be entertaining tonight but his opponent was too tough and he was forced to fight boring.

>>78331394
that guy has tits

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>>78330488