Rockhold vs Branch
The GOAT Rockhold will destroy Branch
>/heem/ in the name
is the heem bro streaming?
POSTERS OF HEEM
LEND LUKE YOUR POWER
Need Luke to win and I'll be 100% with my picks
>>78315726
not even joking when i say that's one of the best OP pics i've seen. good work lad.
What is Platinum's walking weight?
>>78315726
top jej
1st for UFC is boring as fuck without McGregor (who made the sport)
LETS GO BRANCH
>>78315726
HALLPPP Post some WEBMS of the fights. I was sleep.
BASED UFC CAMERAMEN
>>78315726
Jej
>>78315815
Need Luke to win and I'm 75% on my picks
https://www.mmafighting.com/2017/9/16/16297360/mike-perry-says-he-almost-didnt-make-it-after-possibly-ingesting-metal-in-recent-car-accident
This man is literally made of platinum
Jealous your shit sport isn't getting enough attention on the catalog brainlets?
Luke Rockhold is unironically one of the GOATs
Got 5 student loans on Rockhold by submission
>>78315820
4chan in general needs more OC, not the same shit over and over
>>78315831
probably 200 +
>>78315803
>>78315815
2ND CLEAN SWEEP IN A ROW IF HE WINS
>>78315726
Peach tier Op. A beast for sure 100%
No one can withstand motivated Luke.
Branch doesn't see the end of the 2nd.
how about Perry vs Cerrone
>>78315803
\o/
>>78315900
nice doubles
what round?
>>78315856
did they actually cut right then
>Punished luke
are you goys ready for some BLEED
Apparently Branch's reach is longer than Gusstafsons.
>Bad weight cut
>Deleted chin
>Long layoff
Puke Cockhold is going down
Cruz btfo other organizations
ONLY I
CAN STOP
THE RAIN
cuckhold is about to get SHITTED
luke is gonna get fucking dad dicked
screen cap this
Platinum's hair was amazing
Rockhold wins
Don't like the Perry callout for my boy Lawler. Lawler's got mileage and Perry's a savage. They'd both brawl but Perry is a monster in the clinch and he has power, as well as a boxing background so he can be technical.
Kamaru Usman for RDA seems horrible too. Usman is big, pretty strong and has damn poewr
>>78315937
that would be spicy as fuck
Luke will pound Branch until his gloves are covered in brain.
>>78315964
No specific round but he's gonna get it done
Best damn MW in the UFC
(Best MW in the world is Mousasi)
were the heavyweight fights any good?
ROCK
HOLD
Forgot this was Rockholds walkout song
ONLY I CAN STOP THE RAIN
>>78315937
Donald has a fight booked already.
>>78315937
Perry vs Till is the real fight fans fight desu
Luke Cockhold is gonna lose--I'm guessing by knockout. Fans of his don't want to admit it but you know I'm right. Ring rust is real, plus he looked pretty broken at the weigh-in. Sorry.
>Luke's new hairline
Wew
Hopefully Rockhold dies
>>78316004
>>78316009
>>78315992
wrong, you're going to suffer lifelong depression after tonight
>>78316013
everyone thinks hes retarded but he is actually extremely intelligent at marketing himself whether its intention or just part of his personality
>>78316053
He changed it for 199
>>78316045
My nigga. I'm the guy you replied to.
Moose fan myself
The way Perry chased down Reyes after the clinch+overhand you know he's done that shit so many times
Perfectly measured, not a split second lost, straight on the attack
He's getting paid to take people out, something he's been doing his whole life
Can't stop the Platinum train
Rockhold getting heemed in R1
>>78316055
Perry fights winner of that fight.
>>78316064
>Sorry
Being wrong is forgivable my guy
Branch 2nd rd TKO
>Luke lets his chin out cause he wasn't taking the fight seriously
>196ers thinks he sucks cause of this
>>78316051
jesus christ
>>78316064
he'll still have his looks so f-fuck you
I can finally go to sleep after this.
>that hairline
Rockhold doesn't look like he's turning up to collect a package at the post office today. That's a good sign.
>>78316089
Yeah for sure dont change your walkout song, guaranteed L
NOW I KNOW
ONLY I CAN STOP
THE RAIN
If u don't like Rockhold you're probably a fat loser.
Who /rockhard for Rockhold/?
Faggothold is balding and about to get heemed
JUST
>>78316094
>Can't stop the Platinum train
*blocks your path*
Damn rockhold won the genetic lottery
hes so handsome
>>78316170
This
>>78316156
Reign
Fluke Cuckhold fans are pathetic
what is heem?
who /rockhold/ here
>>78316170
>>78316167
>>78316165
>>78316167
^---------------- right here
>>78316170
his hairline is the same as ever, he just shaved his head
>>78316180
>Heemed by Price, a guy Perry could force into being spoonfed mush the rest of his life while shitting himself
>>78316131
>Not knowing that Luke's offensive boxing has always been bad
>Calling others casuals
JUSTHOLD
>>78316167
me
>>78316170
quiet Park
Strikeforce Luke was the peak of male beauty
>>78316183
We'll see about that after the fight.
luke rockhold is in a constant state of salt, i've heard his interviews he always sounds salty no matter what he's talking about
>the absolute state of Luke haters
At least wait til he fights someone good again to spam this shit guys
Fluksada is primed for a GADOOSHin can't wait lads. Getting heemd in the first for sure
>>78316213
>>78316213
right here, buddeh
>>78316274
Luke is an actual tough guy that's why
Based Dana White btfo boxing
PRUNED
R
U
N
E
D
>>78315803
>tfw better looking than rockhold
Don't like the guy but Rockhold wins really
>>78316051
Shit, that is a godly ass. He has a Christian Bale-ish physique in that gif.
lets fuckin go lads
its all over luke, you gassed up narcissist
for sure just shave your head tho lukie
>>78316267
chael?
>>78316309
piggu
How long before Rockhold has the horseshoot hairline?
Is Luke a Chad?
Is Urijah the GOAT wingman?
>>78316331
Can't get his modeling gigs without hair
Bald doesn't sell
HOLY FUCK BOYS
>>78316294
I would unironically heem this "tough" manlet. I'm 6'7 this lanklet wouldnt touch me.
>Cuckold
>>78316355
he is THE chad
ITS HAPPENING
GADOOSH
FLUKSADA GETTING PERMAFLUSHED
luke is so cocky
LUKE IS GONNA GET HEEMED
>mmkay
Fuck. I thought it was going to be over.
Lukes chin held up to some hard round 1 shots.
>>78316371
>6'7"
>Not a lanklet yourself
are you seriously implying this does nothing for you?
JUSThold getting pieced up!!!!!!!
Christ, Luke is an ENORMOUS middleweight. He really should be at 205
ROCKHOLD BLACKED
fuuuuck
>>78316355
He is one of the best fighters in UFC, extremely attractive, hangs out with celebrities. You tell me.
>>78316371
why do people talk like this on /heem/? do you realize how pathetic you sound?
Rock got luked!
Luke is done
luke is getting dad dicked, just like I said he would
LMAO
rekt
>the chinlet meme
what now
those girls just seen his ass and were excited and laughing.
Why couldn't have it been me
Luke's hairline is a fugged hahaha
rockhold to wwe
hurrr durrr I'm so good I don't need to block hurrr durrr
Never knew Hockhold was one of those who can't fight for shit on the backfoot
Looked so good against Weidman
>One last time post yfw Luke Cockhold gets heemed
This just goes to show how powerful bisping is. Knocked him out in one punch while this dude couldn't do it with 20.
Rockhold looks like he just doesn't even want to be there
Dubs for Luke Cuckhold getting blacked
I told you guys! Grass has a 4x type advantage against Rock/Water!
I never watched WSOF, how's Branch's cardio in the later rounds?
*yawn*
After that great boxing match this wwe garbage is putting me to sleep
Did bisping delete luke?
jesus christ this is so gay
>>78315803
>>78316500
Honestly, I think he would be great as a smug, heel pro wrestler.
I think he'd pick it up great.
>>78316362
Fucking hard on on Uriah lmao
>>78316362
Based sandal man
>>78316521
He probably doesn't. Guy would rather be a marketing professional or something.
COCKHOLD EXPOSED BY A BUM!!!
10-9 Branchhold
>tfw you are now exposed as shit at mma and have to settle down with a groupie
Chubbo or crazy, heem, a will it be?
>>78316543
>great boxing match
Easily 10-9 Branch
10-9 Rockhold
10-9 Rockhold
LUKE WON BECAUSE OF TD HAHAHAHAHAHAHA BRANCH SUCKS
Branch 10-9
Honestly thought Rockhold would get heemed there with the shots he took
10-9 Branch
10-9 Branch
what a shit ref
ignored the eyepoke and holding the cage
Luke showed some good top game there for what it's worth
>>78316606
>>78316608
funny
>>78316517
Weidman pressures with footwork, cagecutting, and takedown threats. Chris actually tagged Luke when he pressed forward with strikes. Branch is pressurinf with combinations. If you can get past Luke's right hook you can touch his chin.
10-9 Rockhold
Rock
luke will win
screen cap this right now
10-10
reddithold officially gadooshed 100% broken by the king buddehs
I knew something like that would happen when Luke had his hands down early AGAIN
He needs an opponent that isn't a massive underdog next. Fight should be his from now on.
All memes aside, Branch's striking looks pretty damn good. Hang in there Luke :(((
rofl that was so fucking gay
is rockhold autistic
>>78316606
>>78316608
Spot the white boi
Luke is getting heemed when they juke it out
10-9 Rockhold thanks to the takedown?
>>78316641
takedowns win rounds in MMA welcome to your first fight
>>78316606
>>78316608
>thinking the judges will score e no-offence takedown over a visibly hurting flurry
damn, that was a good combination Branch landed
>>78316599
Not him but it was a great fight, shit decision but a great fight
fuckin shocked luke didnt drop after all those clean shots
Bisping, who is still the natty GOAT, was one hella good looking guy back in the day. He has all that battle damage now though. He took Luke's soul.
>>78316667
stfu ricedick
Go luke!
>>78316543
10-9 Rockhold
10-9 Branch
>judge who scored the boxing match 118-110 Conyellow
>heemsters who think Rockhold won the first round
Who is worse?
Remember:
Branch could barely beat Jotko
>>78316679
getting a takedown after getting slapped around does not win a round welcome to mma for the past two years
Why is heem so cancerous tonight
Rockhold vs. Whittaker. Who wins?
Branch stand up is really good
>>78316362
ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR REEE
>>78316735
>tonight
luke is so sloppy and slow
rockhold can't fight going backwards
>>78316735
Rockhold triggers neckbeards
>5 rounds
>>78316715
This pic is amazing
Rockhold panic wrestling!
>>78316451
Nothings worse than a chad who could actually fuck you up in a fair fight
They're so bad at striking, holy shit
Bisping has finished Rockhold
Mousasi would've heemed Rockhold by now
>>78316720
Rockhold should start studying tape on Jotko 2bh
>>78316735
Bisroid mandrama fans
>>78316738
whittaker is unironically the best mw right now
no one can beat him
Why can't Luke keep his fucking hands up?
>>78316735
Just tonight? Lmao
>>78316778
the truth
Didn't DC say on the MMA hour a few weeks ago that he was going to be in Pittsburgh to watch OSU then go to the fight? Doesn't seem to be in Rockhold's corner?
>>78316362
what is the likelihood that her vagina was gushing?
I'm getting Rockhold vs. Weidman vibes from this.
>East coast """blackbelts"""
Ok WTF is wrong with Rockhold, is he sick or something? Looks super lethargic since the start, punches are slow, 0 confidence.
>He's a chinlet xD
>Took hard shots and is still standing
BASED ROCKHOLD
HATER FAGGOTS BTFO
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMM
>>78316798
not at all you casual shitter hit a gym
>If I choose to keep it on the feet that's where it's going to stay
>(You) seriously thought Rockhold would lose to a WSOF can
Branch getting Chris'd
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Rockhold didn't like that Bisping talked shit
branch is trash
>people paid money to go to this fight
He's definitely losing his hair
California wins again
HERE WE GOOOOOOOO
>>78315803
\o/
GO
LUKE
APOLOGISE
>TAPPED TO STRIKES
>TAPPED TO STRIKES
>TAPPED TO STRIKES
APOLOGIZE YOU NIGGERS
LMAO
TAPPED TO STRIKES
over
YESSSS!!!!!!
LUKE!!!
CLEAN SWEEP BAY-BEY!!!!
THE STATE OF BLACK AMERICA
>luke talking trash after that
lmaaaaaaaaaaaao those gnp looked weak as fuck
but good for him 15 months off
tapped to strikes my nigga luke
HEEM
BLEACHED
>>78316881
The whole card was amazing. Wish i was there
>tapping to strikes
>tapping to strikes
>tapping to strikes
>tapping to strikes
FINISHED
>taps to strikes
YO LUCAS
good fight iq by rockhold. losing on the feet so takes it to the ground
/r9k/ ON SUICIDE WATCH
>tfw me and Luke have the same top game
remember me
TAP TO STRIKES HAHAHA BLACKS ETERNALLY BTFO
Branch looked horrible
What the hell he basically gave away the takedown and let Luke go straight into mount
Terrible on the ground
Whittaker would take rockholds soul
>tapping to strikes
What a pussy
doesn't branch a judo gym LOL
>black 'men'
>>78316936
kek'd
>all the cucks that doubted RockGOD
AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
BITCHPING RUNNING FOR HIS FUCKING LIFE
FIRST WIN ON PICKS. FUCKING FINALLY.
EASY
EASY
EASY
EASY
I'm man enough to admit I underestimated Rockhold. I....a-apologize...
Branch Davidians BTFO AGAIN
>tapping to strikes
ISHYGDDT
>tapping to strikes
That combo in the first was great but
>gassing after 1 round
Fucking Branch
>Luke bodies some BUM
I ain't surprised mother fuckers
FUCK THE HATERS
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHA
winner
>>78316738
Whitaker I think. Whitaker has superb takedown defense and Rockhold is way too willing to get hit and seemingly(after tonight and the Bisping fight) has a pretty weak chin. Whitaker is an extremely smart fighter. He is taking down the old guard of Middleweight and there is no reason why he can't take out Rockhold as well.
I like cocky Luke.
Was there ever any doubt?!
My prediction on Luke by submission was spot on ;)
Rockhold vs Whittaker next?
The GOAT Middleweight is back baby
Bisping would unironically kill Rockhold again, atrocious stand up.
>>78316916
Made branch tap with it you bum
>>78316947
Rockhold is better than he has any right to be on the ground. I still remember him threatening jacare with some shit when they fought
>>78316738
whittaker is faster
>/r9k/ BTFO
/r9k/ BTFO
>/r9k/ BTFO
/r9k/ BTFO
>/r9k/ BTFO
/r9k/ BTFO
>>78316934
and terrible fight iq by brance
>first round
>hit your opponents head with solid shots clearing catching him off guard
>lol let me just lean on you bro and let you compose yourself
>>78316931
BEYOND JUST
>tapping to strikes
we GSP now
Rockhold really didn't look great did he
Luke definitely has the best top control today
Good show Luke
>>78316987
I FINALLY DIDN'T GOOF!
WHERE ARE YOU NIGGER LOVERS AT NOW?! YOUR MONKEY TAPPED TO STRIKES LIKE NIGGERS TAPPED OUT TO GOING TO SCHOOL AND GETTING A JOB
chad wins again!
TAPPING TO TRIKES LOL
ROCKED
AND
COCKED
>winner by submission due to strikes
Rate tonight's card 1-10.
Does anyone have a WEBM of the Perry KO?
>mfw rockhold is back
>S T O N E G R A S P
>T
>O
>N
>E
>G
>R
>A
>S
>P
Luke looks older and a different colour now
>>78316900
>>78316907
>>78316917
>>78316928
>>78316931
>>78316972
>>78316974
All you "tapped to strikes" retards would piss your pants and start crying if you ever had to take a real punch. stfu
For sure David Branch is a killer my guy
>State of that retard from last night who was trying to convince me he was going to win.
I think this is the first time I've seen someone tap to strikes.
>What?
>What?
>What?
>What?
>>78317026
he took some shots
>>78317042
9
Lots of finishes.
>all these niggers that picked branch
seriously what the fuck
>>78317012
Does that make it good or is branch just a bum?
>>78317006
wtf no, it's whittaker v whoever the champ is, then rockhold will fight whittaker since he's gonna shadowrealm bisping or gsp
ROCKHOLD STILL UNDEFEATED
>TAPPING TO STRIKES
Branch BTFO
>>78316934
well he is black belt in bjj
luke see yuu son boi
T-T-This is my fight
Does luke have autism?
>Black boi taps to superior white man punches
When will these darkies learn?
>>78316969
good one
>BJJ black belt tapped to strikes
CRINGE
>>78317041
>literally watching on Fight Pass and you saw this a solid minute before me
wtf
>>78316987
2 easy
This post fight interview is literal cringe
Lmao does rockhold legit have autism?
This dude is autistic
BASED COCKHOLD
>WE APOLOGIZE FOR ANY OFFENSIVE LANGUAGE YOU MAY HAVE HEARD
>>78317062
maybe from a heavyweight. I take MW strikes at training all the time.
Really like watching Luke's transition from back to mount and vice versa, you need to watch how he pressures with his hips that has to hurt for Branch feeling that pressure
Luke has the heaviest hips in MW
>Making someone tap to strikes
Is he, dare I say, THE GOAT?
That's my boy
>>78317077
Bisping is fighting GSP. Whittaker needs to stay busy
SOOOOOOOOOO SALTY ABOUT BISBONG
I was pleasantly surprised by this card. There were several fights that I felt my body tensing up.
It was a pleasure reading everyone's shitpost tonight.
>>78317042
8 very entertaining
Rockhold looks awful. I can't wait to fade him in his next fight. Yeah he's always had a strong top game, he showed no improvement in the standup and his chin is still gadooshed.
>this post fight interview
Sad
>>78317042
10/10 card
11/10 night
>>78317064
Tapping to strikez iz like ze stock markit
>TAPOUT DUE TO STRIKES
>Chad spaghetti
wtf was that
>>78317061
>PUNISHED LUKE
Bongs on notice tonight, buddeh
>DUE TO TAPOUT DUE TO STRIKES
OH GOD LUKE
STOP
MAKE IT STOP
>>78317091
Wondering the same thing. He sounds like me when I speak in public.
>>78317116
he's /ourchad/
I'd love to put Rockhold in a cock-hold bros
this luke cringe
DON BE SCARED GEORGE
>>78317062
only niggers give up like that period.
>tfw you stutter through your pre-rehearsed promo
>lukehold trash talking
was never his strong suite
>>78317089
I thought he'd have something better prepared lel
He hasn't even mentioned the King's name, called out GSP instead by accident I think
>>78317120
p. sure he'll be out for a while pham
ILL BE THERE SOONER THAN YOU
>>78317071
Any fighter at that level is not a bum
Was it autism?
Rockhold is my boy but Bisping is living in his head rent free right now
>the absolute state of Gracie black belts
He really fucked up the end of that sentence
LUKE IS FUCKING AWFUL ON THE MIC
HOLY SHIT
clean sweep though, thanks luke
Rockhold is afraid of Whittaker
Whittaker is the best 185er and it's not debatable
Really want to see Whittaker vs Rockhold tho, fucking Bisbong and GaySP
>>78317120
whittaker's interim champ you fucking idiot, and he can't stay busy because he's injured till next year
>Wont even say BisGOD's name
He couldnt be any more scared if he tried
>>78317099
I'm watching it on my television, always faster
WHY IS LUKE SO CRINGEWORTHY
*muffled banter*
Fight should have been stopped in the 1st round
Just proves hes actually human and not perfect at everything, just like sage
Is Branch going back to the undercard?
>TAPOUT DUE TO STRIKES
AYOOOOO LUCAS!!!!!
>>78317177
luke will fight romero
>>78317071
branch is just another bum, Rockhold looked rusty and let branch get a couple easy shots off early then shut that shit down and made him his bitch
>>78317062
t. gsp
He did not mention the King's name once.
I don't think he realised he called out GSP lmao
>>78317174
>>78317159
>conceive, believe, achieve
>shut the fuck up buddeh
>>78317185
He's just a chill surfer dude.
>>78317157
>who is gsp
hush
>>78317177
Yeah Luke get's touched too much to have a chance against Whittaker. He'd probably get slept.
based cockhold
>Rockhold awkwardly trying to talk shit
Just embarrassing. He's not eloquent enough for trash talk.
LMOA FUCKING LUKE HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ILL BE THERE PFT....QUICKER THAN U MOTHERFUCKERS
>>78317134
IS THERE FUCKING NOTHING THIS GUY CAN'T DO?!
that was me taking a pic with Luke
>>78317185
> low iq
> 0 personality
that being said romero vs rockhold is the fight to make
Calling out GSP instead of Bisping... hmmmm
Weird
He think Georges is gonna win?
>tapped to strikes
he'll never fight in the ufc again
Poor luke, I know how it feels to fucking lose it on the mic like that
some people just cant do it
>>78317121
Literally shaking with anger. Bisping has him shook and hes not even fighting him yet
branch not even worth putting on the mic
if you tap to strikes they should cancel your contract
weak finish tho
>>78316987
ez wook
>>78317165
This
Does he legit have autism?
Manlets see your way out
>>78317062
I'd pretend to be heem'd. Sure I would eat a couple extra punches before the ref stops the fight but it's better than eating dozens of them if you keep struggling. It's just hopeless at that point.
>>78317134
why is he so damn cool
Branch was sooo fuckin close to to finishing
>>78317062
>white knighting some who because you're a faggot
t.GSP
Luke's boxing is so shit christ, you'd think karate guys would be better at moving around
>>78317225
Whittaker is so solid though, it's not that Luke is shit, it's that Whittaker has impeccable stand up, where Luke lacks a bit and his TDD is completely on point. Whittaker in his last few fights has looked phenomenal.
they all dewbuted my 3rd /boy/ rockholdAbs
fucking degenerate
>Win fight
>get hype
>everyone is behind you
>shoot promo
>literal autism spaghetti vomiting out of his mouth
>lose all hype
>JUST'd all over again
The absolute state.
Jesus Christ.
>>78317237
Scared of BispGOAT
>>78317177
Rockhold was calling out Whittaker before this fight saying Whittaker was at the top of the division and he was coming for him. Obviously he also wants the belt and redemption for getting KOd by Bisbong.
>>78317237
He told GSP to back out of the Bisping fight fampai
That was pathetic from both guys
>>78317222
what does that even mean retard?
only your whore mother taps like that after 90 minutes of slapping thighs
>>78317240
>tapping to strikes
>>78317231
Banter
>>78317282
Stop hating on the GOAT
>>78317095
>>78317170
They're both black belts, though.
>>78315900
>>78315900
>>78315900
>>78315900
>>78315900
YEAHHHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH
>tapping to strikes
>>78317251
The guy doesn't want unnecessary brain damage, can't blame him. If I knew I was gonna lose anyway, I'd just save myself the beating.
>>78317085
"I don't want that fight,I tried to fight you a while ago when you were hurt man. You're a pussy bro, I want GSP or Bisping.Whittaker should go back to WW"
>>78317237
He did it by accident
What he's trying to say is GSP get out I want to fight Bisping and win the belt so just leave you shouldn't be here
But I don't think he realises it just sounds like he wants to fight GSP rather than fight for the belt
Is there a presser after this? I don't see it on the UFC site.
Mousasi would've finished Rockhold in the first round
Fuck you, UFC for not giving the Moose what he wanted
>tapping to strikes
I can't get over this
what a geek
>>78317304
I don't. I'm a big fan of The King.
>>78317313
Just pretend to be out, it's more dignified.
>be a stereotypical tough black guy who grew up rough in Brooklyn
>get embarrassed, destroyed and broken by a privileged turbchad from Cali
The absolute state of Branch.
>>78317237
He calls out Georges to pull out so he can take his spot lol. As if that ever was gonna work
Bisping beats GSP, Whittaker beats Bisping, Whittaker beats Rockhold
Agree?
>Rockhold thinking he has a chance against a man who beat Romero on one leg
he truly is autistic
>tfw your sport ins't unidimensional corrupt pillowtap garbage
feels good
>>78317134
>>78317231
>>78317266
He's the Jason Lee of UFC MMA
>tapping to strikes
just fake it jesus christ
>>78317282
His fight wasn't all that great desu, I don't think he looked like the Luke of old. He was having trouble, Branch just seemed terrible with his tdd and on the ground and Luke obviously excels there.
>>78317326
That'd be a fun style matchup. Moose is definitely more composed on the feet and not gonna chase and ram into a finish like Branch was trying to do. Though Moose against high level grapplers when it hits the ground usually falls apart for him, but can Luke take him down?
>>78317274
yeah I think if Luke get on top of anyone they are in trouble, but Romero and Jacare couldnt keep Whitaker down.
Luke get smashed on the feet
>>78317293
>He told GSP to back out of the Bisping fight
Which is fuckin rediculous
I'm thinking like, is he that stupid or is he clever and on to something, like, wtf?
Why speak the name of the guy you think is gonna lose and then leave the division
>>78317351
No. Bisping beats GSP, Whittaker beats Rockhold.
>>78317351
Yep.
Imagine talking all that shit and then tapping to strikes lmao
>>78317326
Moose really could have gone all the way :(
I want to jizz on Karyn Bryants pointy chin
>yfw when old man GSP embarrasses himself
Chippah's fat girl joke BOMBED!!!
Bisroid fans all week been bandwagoning a WSOF guy who taps to strikes.
Let's not forget who also likes to tap
>>78316045
>>78316811
t. achmed khan
>>78317377
I'd agree. He looked really rusty and almost walked into a TKO.
>>78317095
>>78317170
They teach how to defend or take punches in BJJ? Why do you think so many black belts stay out of MMA?
I like Luke but Whittaker would put him away early, he is far too tough and crisp with his hands
The only chance that Whittaker doesn't become head honcho at MW is if GSP wrestlefucks him, and I think he'll lose to Bisping
Great division though
>>78317326
>Mousasi would've finished Rockhold in the first round
Genuinely think he would have. Rockhold's striking really isn't looking up to much lately. Considering Moose was able to hold off some of Weidman's TD's, I think he'd be able to do the same to Rockhold. He's fast and really accurate, the only trouble I see him having is on the ground if Luke could get it there
>>78317351
Bisping beats GSP, retires
Romero destroys Rockhold
Romero and Whittaker rematch for belt unification
Romero probably wins
>kenny shitting all over rockhold
>>78317403
Lol this fight proved BISGOD would humiliate puke cuckholds """"""boxing"""""
Which nerds tapped to strikes in the UFC?
>GSP
>Shogun
>Branch
>>78317397
I wanna cuddle Karyn Bryants fuzzy hair
wow what a fucking saturday today was
great day for fighting
platinum bless
rockhold bless
adalaide Byrd bless
I hope for Rockhold's sake he was just rusty out there and that's why he looked so bad on the feet in the first round. If he eats shots like that against Romero or Whittaker (or even Bisping) he's gonna fucking die
>>78317378
Moose submitted Mark Munoz, who's grappling was pretty much unrivaled at 185lbs at the time.
As much as I like luckie babes that wasn't a good performance at all
>tfw when my two boys could face eachother
Whittaker will win
>>78317333
Bisping doesn't want the trilogy fight, he knows he would lose
>>78317321
I dont think so, they usualy have a live stream on youtube on a timer as well
>Grappling with someone who wrestles with DC and Cain
Solid gameplan my guy
>>78317351
Bisping beats all of them
>>78317450
MMAJunkie says there is one but they don't have a link up yet.
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/09/video-watch-ufc-fight-night-116s-post-event-press-conference-on-mmajunkie
>>78317428
why do all the slavs have jungle fever? is it because they are niggers too?
>>78317450
>not having a presser for perry, luke
wtf ufc
>>78317425
*taps*
>>78317313
And thats why you will never amount to anything in life
>>78317426
the modern Da Vinci
>>78317426
it's pretty cool
78317469
lol way too easy bud, if you wanna (You) ask nicely
>>78317437
hes fucking delusional he thinks hes tough and has a chin and i have no idea why cause he's been parked before so he should know
>>78317458
Whittaker would KO Bisping easily
Rockhold must have banged florians wife
>fights end
>Joe immediately goes into some shit about how plants have their own individual consciousness
God bless this mess.
>>78317251
Why GSP fighting when he tapped to a guy who's 5'6"?????
>>78317465
Because there's absolutely zero negresses here, it's almost like space babes from star trek
I hate finishes like that, fucking neck slaps
What can you do? You just have to hope they go for a submission if not you get stopped with light punches you're blocking.
>>78317451
pretty much this, everyone was saying Branch's wrestling meant something and infact it didn't. Branch has a good overhand and he pressed the issue, Rockhold proved he has a chin.
>>78317502
Bisping knocks him out, unironically
>>78317397
>>78317428
These desu
>>78317134
Is he the best pure athlete in the world?
>being cocky and getting caught is the same as webm related
Desu between this and the Hendo heem it's a miracle Pissbing hasn't killed himself.
>Loss 21-4 Luke Rockhold Submission (strikes)
>>78317500
He proved that he does have a chin just now you idiot.
>>78316987
first off i wanna thank my waifu
Alert, new conor mcgregor tweet coming through with the truth
>>78317449
Yea I'm sure he's scared of fighting a guy he fought on 11 days notice with no camp.
Goof.
>>78317522
>everyone was saying Branch's wrestling meant something
Literally nobody said that
>>78317522
I had an argument with a retard trying to tell me that cause Branch outwrestled Jotko that means he's on the same level as Luke.
>>78317531
Lmao not even close
>>78317516
based polack
You know you may invade my country and smell like onions but you guys are alright
>tfw Luke just doesn't want one of his heroes to embarrass himself for a paycheck
It wasn't even smack talk. Just good advice for his senpai.
>>78317414
Yes gsp the middle aged former welterweight will wrestlefuck him when romero couldnt even do it.
>>78317437
He's been getting tagged with his hands down his whole career. Bisping has pillowfists and Branch isn't known for his power either, I think his chin is deteriorating
>>78317062
Nah, fuck that, I can take a good fisting.
>>78317553
>Trying to play off like he didn't just get humiliated by a 40 year old with glass hands
What a pussy
This was a great card. Probably the best in a while.
>>78317540
For sure my man
>>78317521
I get the feeling Luke skipped one or two of those punches off the back of Branch's head. Thought they would warn him for it, at least.
Rock old looked shit
Bisking would toy with him and finish it whenever he wanted
cute and sexy Luke Rockhold will battle Michael Bisping on November 4th at Madison Square Garden. you know it, I know it, everybody knows it, Dana knows it, GSP knows it deep down but he will not admit it until October 29th when he sprains his pussy during training, Bisping knows it but he is going to act surprised, Luke knows it but he will thank Michael for taking the fight on short notice when he heroically saves UFC 217 at the last second to the shock of no one.
>>78317553
I GET A LITTLE WOBBLY WHEN IM FATIGUED
>>78317521
the only reason backmount isn't an instaheem position is because strikes to the back of the head are banned. neckslaps on happen because some pussy is abusing the rules and turtling up with his face in the canvas.
>>78316987
Goofed by going against Perry
>>78317540
eh not really he was kind of stunned and branch had him moving when they were standing, if he tries to eat a shot from whittaker he'll be taking a nap
>>78317521
Branch tapped to strikes, it wasn't on the ref, he wanted out
>all these people shitting on Rockhold because Branch landed some shots early on
Luke ate a ton of shit and stayed on his feet, it doesnt matter if its Branch, Whittaker. or Yoel. Remember Whittaker vs Brunson when he just rushed forward like that? Wasnt the cleanest fight for Whittaker either but once he settled in he won just like Luke.
You can admit that he bounced back without having to suck his dick.
>>78317556
>>78317557
these two posts lol
>>78317521
This guy was complaining about Max vs Aldo but enjoys when two """"Men""" tap each other with pillows and no one gets knocked out.
>>78317062
>>78317521
>What can you do?
All you really can do is spaz out and try to explode out. Usually gas yourself out
>>78317522
>Rockhold proved he has a chin
I don't know if I'd go that far. He proved that his chin hasn't gotten worse post-Bisping but the fact that those shots basically didn't phase Rockhold is at least as much of an indicator that David Branch is hilariously pillow-fisted imo
>>78317615
>he went against perry
>>78317616
He took some really clean hard shots (cause he has bad defense) and he was still coherent.
You must not know what having a bad chin means. His other losses are a steroid kick from TRTor and him rushing to recover after getting caught flush.
Arlovski has a bad chin cause he can get hurt by anything.
>>78317574
yoel doesnt have the gastank or sub offence to wrestlefuck for 5 rounds
gsp take downs far surpass jacares
how else does whittaker lose?
>>78317636
Don't like boxing, nice try though fansperg
>>78317556
Actually a lot of morons were saying that
>>78316987
Lombard fucked me. I keep on giving him chances. Fuck em
Looking at slow replay, about half of Branch's punch combo was grazed, blocked, or missed. It was always Luke's fight.
>>78317553
>>78317671
Find me one post of it. Seriously
>>78317633
It's just the pissbing crowd DESPERATELY trying to maintain the illusion they created that Luke is somehow deleted because the thought of a bloodthirsty, vengeful Luke in his prime coming for bitchping (which is what is happening) is too horrifying to comprehend.
>>78316987
Relatively easy card to pick except for >Lombard
>>78317657
ok not a bad chin, a suspect chin.
arlovskis chin has been fully formatted lmao. just saying he should be a little more careful
Rockhold wants to move to 205
I KEEP CRACKING UP
>TAPPED
>FROM
>STRIKES
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>78317585
The mexico card was wild. First round finishes until the main card
>>78317646
Yeah branch isnt known to be a dude with any knockout power at all, doesnt mean much imo
>>78317688
Lads what's actually wrong with Serbia
>>78317578
I hope you do not take my back I would hate that *so* much.
>>78317698
DC HEEL TURN
>>78317698
he wants to fight werdum
>>78317687
>one of those faggots that spammed Branch's wrestling for days on end
christ just shut the fuck up already
>>78317707
>Triggered bisspiss fan who knows the fluke is coming to an end
>>78317707
hes dead fucking right
>>78317669
He wouldnt lose to gsp lmfao
>>78317707
Balkanites get extremely triggered by the natty goat, it's a known fact
>>78317698
Weight cut is hard without PEDs pham
>>78317670
>Trying to give me a personality
Im not your friend
>>78317698
DC would maul him, lets be honest
Probably better on the feet, and way better wrestling and a big size advantage.
The only trouble I see Luke giving him is his kicks
>>78317707
>bong talking shit about any other country
K E K
E
K
Luke is so good looking he never had to develop a non-autistic personality
Once he's old and bald he will be truly JUSTED
>>78317516
>e-excuse me miss, may i have my ceiling fan pull chain back
Luke Rockhold is the strongest middle weight next to Yoel, he looked a lot bigger than Branch and seems to manhandle everyone to the ground, and that strength gives him a huge advantage in his jiu jitsu as his athletic abilities and size are too much in combination
>>78317687
>Even if that were true
>>78317721
You still can't find a single post lol youre just another aftertiming sperg
Poland we can't be friends when your such a fucking one-eyed willy fanboy lad
now serbia is my new friend
>>78317753
nah he's rich
>>78317744
They would never actually fight each other you know that right?
>>78317786
Fuck off, he has me you potato nigger
>>78317784
>this seething that Branch lost to the superior wrestler
you're so pathetic rofl, what is your deal? do you like punishment or something? You got BTFO.
>>78317803
Yeah I know, DC literally told Luke he loves him on Fox the other day ffs
>>78317780
Again. Find me one post saying something about Branch's wrestling meaning something. PLEASE just one
>>78317786
Based.
>>78317768
Would you chalk up those strikes he ate at the start to just being rusty or was Luke trying to bait Branch into getting comfortable to take him down later on?
>>78317249
i am super gay but i know you are infinitely gayer not only because your flag but also cuz ur a fuckin fag bitch fag i know ur a fuckin douchefag desu
>>78317910
Was that english? Are you having a seizure?
>>78317400
i loved that tho
>>78317971
>faglet infinite douchefag detected
don't let the door hit you on the way out chadfag douchefag guido shitdick graysand faggot i have pproof
>>78317838
Can you read bro?
>>78318053
Seek medical attention immediately
If you are watching any flashing images stop.
If you pass out do it around others so you don't swallow your tongue while convulsing.
God Speed.
>>78317397
>not on her tits