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lmao
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>the OP matters
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stream?
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rockhold bless
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What do they write on the gloves?
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who is your favourite woman brazilian fighter
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>>78309541
Its on FS1
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Wonderbeast
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Conor
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I'd slurp on those juicy chocolate milkers
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Watching my guy ice, tell me when the perry fight starts
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*fast forward to the future*
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>>78309563
I think someone from the ac signs it to verify the hand wraps
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>Post YFW Luke Cockhold gets heemed by Branch in the first round
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>implying Conor is going to fight again
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>>78309563
Just a signature so they know they have been checked usually the name of the commission I think.
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how retarded do you have to be to think that haircut looks good?
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>>78309578
those are some dark nips
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>>78309594
>Branch
>Heeming anyone
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>>78309590
This is correct
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>>78309594
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>>78309604
I bet he blows 75% of his money in the next year
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>>78309615
Against a chinlet like Luke? Mighty Meme probably could heem Luke
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What are you guys snacking on?

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige
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>>78309584
isnt that the guy who paid a black hooker to spank him and pretend to be his mom on stream?
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>>78309594
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He's literally named Zoo.
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what a tub of shit. at least roy nelsons belly looks firm
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Just tuned in

So what's the opinion on Felder so far?
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>>78309576
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>>78309594
serves him right for gifting the belt to Bitchping by cowardly picking him over Jacare, then overlooking him by keeping his hands down
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>>78309609

almost as retarded as you have to be to think that someone with a haircut like that cares
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>>78309666
Eating gummi bears
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>>78309667
Yeah, his streams are entertaining as fuck
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Is every fight going to be fighters trying to find there distance for 3 rounds?
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>>78309666
human souls
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>ledet about to get heem'd by a fat guy on short notice
Fucking christ
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>People who love to watch HW fights

You gotta be kidding me.
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Who is this 3rd guy commentating
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>>78309615
He has a 4x type advantage against Luke.
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>Stone vs Tree
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>>78309703
How do those lemons taste?
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>>78309727
we had 3 ko's in a row earlier
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>Watching MMA fighters try to box
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>>78309744

Paul "The Irish Dragon" Felder.
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Anywho HEEEEM
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> leddit
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>>78309733
I look at these low ranked HWs and I just think about how badly they'd be murdered in the top 10
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>>78309720
he obviously cares considering it is well groomed
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how is this 5"5 manlet ref going to stop these 240lbs men off of each other?
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>>78309697
He's great. Was on dwtncs too
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>>78309701
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>vocalizing with every strike

fuck that
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>Boxing a boxer

Not the best gameplan by Zu
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Granite chin on Justin Redit
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>>78309733
Nigannou v Reem will be kino
also if that nigger Jones hired decent roid 'coaches' instead of juicehead monkey bodybuilders, we'd be talking about him v Stiopic now
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>>78309781
neck yourself
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Good prelims shit main card is real

How tf does that work?
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>spend 5 minutes doing capatchas

what the FUCK
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Jab is literally the GOAT of punches

Fuck your OHR. We jab city bruh
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I saw better heavyweight fights outside the club last night
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This reminds me of when I used to watch Bumfights on Stile Project
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nashville hot or georgia gold?
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>>78309744
lmao they had to bring in a mediator because Dom was about to heem Anik
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he really should just take this fat shit down. not like he's going to be able to move off his back
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Is this the price we pay for 3 overhand right KO's?

10-9 Ledet
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>>78309842
this happens when you spam too much scat
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>>78309824
It sounds good on paper, but Ngannou is going to embarass /heem/.
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>>78309666
Cheese and onion sandwich
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>>78309851
Georgia gold
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What is with this fucking crowd?
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>>78309842
(You) for your troubles
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I kind of think heavyweights could get beaten by fighters in lower weight classes. Why can't a smaller, more agile fighter heem one of these big, sluggish heavyweights. Most of these big guys look completely untrained compared to their smaller counterparts.
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>>78309666
lay chips and whiskey
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>>78309852

>mfw this is actually the reason why and Dana sent him in there from the stands
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>>78309854
Not easy to take a big guy with a low center of gravity down. Zu is SMASHED and SLAMMED.
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>>78309863
yeah, I really fear for his chin. Will be really sad if Reem gets murdered, hope we can see Ubereem on Rizin again.
Serious question, is there a steroid for the chin?
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did Ledet just punch his titty
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if you could cure one fighters chin who would it be?

i pick overeem. he would easily become champ even with his post roid dough body. elite striker
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HW is the worst division
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>>78309885
Its happened more than a few times. A 205 goes up and KTFOs a HW
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Ledet's hands are really really fast for a heavyweight but he's not even using them outside of the jab
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>>78309842
Phoneposter?

Does it for me all the time as well as images taking a minute to disappear

You have to delete your cookies
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This is the card they put up against Canelo vs GGG?
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>>78309885
>in the mind of a manlet
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>>78309850
Man, that site was the shit back in the day. Used to post full porn scenes and shit back when everything else was just 5 minute clips. Also introduced me to hentai. Good times.
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>>78309666
haven't eaten since noon yesterday
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>tfw always listen to snoopcast
Fielder is quite good
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>>78309885
that literally happened not long ago
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heavyweights should be forced to fight in smaller octagons
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>>78309906
Genetics, Weed, Vegan diet, being retarded. Copy the Diaz bros basically
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>>78309923
It's free, so who cares.
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>>78309594
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>>78309879
They're inbred yinzers bud
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>>78309926
which town are you from my man?
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>>78309923
this card is unironiically better than the last ppv
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>>78309885
Nah, size matters too much. The best light heavyweights would do well, but anybody else is toast. Weight classes were created to protect everyone from heavyweights.
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>>78309944
So they can hug on the cage all fight?
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HW fights should be 3 min rounds
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>>78309929

wew, big if true

ill buy you a pizza if u want
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>>78309945
>mfw Piana could've been an elite MMA HW
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>>78309922
Tell me what I "have to do" again and I'll delete your cookies "m8"
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>>78309952
rumble young man rumble
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Imagine Bisping actually fought Whittaker lol. He'd get smashed
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>>78309944
every fight should be in a TUF sized octagon
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Ray liotta is the new KFC guy
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I find it funny how /sp/ is clamoring to have the Flyweight Division canned and not the Heavyweight division. This shit has become a huge joke.
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>>78309929
do you do drugs?
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GGG/Canelo in 30 mins
But so is Platinum
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>>78309992
Piana would have had a heart attack in the first round
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I don't know who I hate more. Fat black man for not learning to counter the jabs already or Reddit for not heeming him already
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>>78309971

they gas out too fast chasing each other around the big octagon
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>>78309982
thanks anon but I have plenty of food in the house, just fasting
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nigs should just box if theyre gonna throw zero kicks or takedowns
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>>78310000
i think youd be surprised
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Is it true that blacks have faster jabs because they have an extra bone in their wrists?
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>>78309941
He looks like he is playing qwop
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the worst hair vs the worst physique
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>>78310015
still more entertaining than this shit desu. Funny thing, the fat nog's fight on Contender Series was even more boring
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do fat guys titties feel the same as women titties?
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Holy fuck. What a shite main card so far lmao. Heavyweight fight looks like a decision, boos already. Not a good sign
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Who got the biggest hog in the UFC?

not Ngannou someone else
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>>78310007
The flyweight division has to be canned as well as the women's divisions
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For sure the jab is landing my guy
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>>78310000
oh for sure court mcgee is a munster 100%
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>>78310000
It would be an execution
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>>78310007

Elite heavyweights are unicorns unfortunately.
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>>78309972
And they should have overtime
Each fighter gets to alternate 5 clean shots to heem the opponent
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>>78309927

>you will never again be a horny 14 year old downloading full scenes of your favorite pornstar, Gauge, getting fucked into oblivion while also browsing edgy gore and early internet memes all on one site

just about ready for the permaheem lads
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>>78310017
Heavyweight is the easiest division in the UFC. All you have to do is be big AND know how to fight. Most of the "talent" is just big
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YIMMY!!!

https://www.youtube.com/c/powerfuljre/live
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Ledet has fast hands
Zu has no gameplanning
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WE ARE LIVE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpuLT-ldISs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpuLT-ldISs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpuLT-ldISs
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>>78310042
ask your dad
go to your dad and grope his tits
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WE ARE LIVE
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L
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https://www.youtube.com/c/powerfuljre/live
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WE LIVE

https://www.youtube.com/c/powerfuljre/live
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>>78310047
For sure Cung Le is a good win my guy
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>>78310007
heavyweights bring in the casual fans.
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>>78310044
Unironically Bones, reason he needs "dick pills"
Also, someone post Cuck Thomas
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>>78310044
Believe it or not... Ryan Hall. You could bludgeon people with that thing.
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>>78310055
How do they decide who goes first?
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/comfy/
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>tfw just remembered Roy is in Lellator
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>>78310095
Coin flip like in 50/50 ball
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>>78310015
>would have
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>>78310069
I still can't believe he did that photoshoot but whatever I guess
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>>78310064

>EDGY BRAH
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>Ledet's been throwing jabs all fight
>Has the same number of strikes as Zu who's just looking for a big strike

What the hell. I thought the stats were firmly in Ledet's favour. Who's even winning the fight? I thought it was 20-18
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>>78310064
holy shit, i didnt know jim was coming.
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>>78310056
It was a simpler time. A better time.
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JUST GO FOR A FUCKING SHOOT YOu NIGGER
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god ledet fights like a bitch
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Spoiler: Black with moobs wins. Save yourself the trouble of watching these overweight clowns.
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>Le win a fight just by throwing jabs man
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Would love to see Anyanwu and the black beast run a train on the ring girls.
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How is Ledet allowing these punches to land on him...
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>>78310070
Not working for me
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>hearing joe try to pronounce Icarus
hahaha
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>>78310130

wow. that is so fucking depressing... you can't even pay for something like that
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Man some casual somewhere probably thought they'd tune in to the fights today and this is the first they see
They're probably gone
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>>78310168
It's like seeing a kid playing a fighting game for the first time.
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Zu's right eye is swollen shut from all those jabs my man
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Daily reminder that if your boy is ugly, it's because you identify with him.

Mine is Rockhold btw.
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>>78310100
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>it's like getting poked with a broomstick

L-lewd
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>>78310142
if it's like boxing, it's counted by a guy pressing buttons on a console like a video game while watching the fight, so not that reliable desu
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>>78310162
Trying to take down a 265 pound man, its so much work and even harder when youre tired. Hell probably end up on bottom
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surely ledet can't win this fight from being on the back foot and just throwing a fucking jab?
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>>78310201
Eddie Alvarez
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Why are Cruz/Annik sucking Ledet's dick? All he's doing is throwing jabs, not pushing the action. Anyanwu landing bombs
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>>78310100
the virgin spectator
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>>78310184
Are you the same goober who said this about the Edwards/Barbs fight?
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>>78310206
How did you get good quality on your DS?
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was there a single kick thrown in that fight
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>le double jab into a big overhand right man
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>>78310196
kek
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>>78310214
They are the most one dimensional fighters ever.

I would say they are heavweights but that's redundant

One person had a hook

the other had a jab
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>>78310238

I'm pretty sure none.
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Ledet won the decision
Zu won the fight
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>>78310201
>tiramisu
>not sure if ugly
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>>78310238
They're too out of shape to throw kicks.
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I just don't wanna be goofed by heavymemes
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>>78310235
Lol its my laptop and my tv
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30-29 Zu
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Ledet fights like a man with one arm
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Incoming robbery
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>>78310259
Not classically handsome but has boyish charm.
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boring
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>>78310184
later on they go onto reddit asking i watched a really bad UFC, any recommendations.

Rinse and repeat casual are casuals they cycle in and out. Hit a bad fight miss a good fight there will be other fights and events and avenues to talk


my question is why are you concern about the casual market?
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>loses fight to a can who took the booking on short notice

what did Ledet mean by this?
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AMERICAN MADE RATED R
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ledet won the split decision
zu won the majority decision
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>>78310254
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>>78309514
you see all the /box/ threads lately?

they are your fault

>>>/asp/
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>>78310270

>when your pick only throws jabs the entire fight
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>Le explosive overhand right man
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>>78310234
Nah don't think so,
>>78310227
Good hands for HW, Boxing background. He was alright, not great. I don't like his style there
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>>78310281
Thats the joke...
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What kind of kick will Rockhold win by?

I say spinning roundhouse.
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>>78310259
Caucasians are real men. They don't give a fuck about looks. They attract women by being masculine.
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>>78310308
that's better penmanship than I have
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>>78310312
No, its because GGG and Canelo, which heem is also watching
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>>78310183
Thats why you improve yourself and go out and get it you fucking defeatist faggot. Bitches arent shit
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>>78310328
oh :( sorry im dumb
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>Split decision
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LEDET WON THE DECISION
ZU WON THE FIGHT.
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Britbong here, what is a sausage and egg biscuit?

Biscuits here are what you ameribongs call "cookies"

Is it like a mcdonalds mcmuffin?
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>>78310297
>my question is why are you concern about the casual market?


Casuals are what keep this operation running. I have never bought a UFC PPV. Bars buy the UFC because of casuals. If there is no casual interest they can just put on a college game or something.
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>two split decisions in a row

JUST
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look at that fucking lanky cocky shit cunt, all he has is a fucking jab. he needs heeming asap fucking fake chad
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>>78310352
Its okay
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>run away
>get BOOED
>get no interview
get out the octagon nigger before we call the cops
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>SD
>no interview

lmao. heavyweight is almost as much of a joke as manletweight.
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Ledet is a huge faggot.
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Lol how the hell can you give 2 rounds to Ledet
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>>78310288
Hahahahahaha almost robbery
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>>78309514
lmao ledet is such a salty bitch.
lanklets btfo
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>>78310364
Yes
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Is Ledet /ourguy/?
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>>78310364
Yes
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Why is mulletnig mad? He did NOTHING
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>>78310382
you mean ZOO
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>>78310297
Come on, a shitpost on a carpet discussion website is hardly "concern"
>>78310382
Jabs all fight. Commentary were also all over Ledet which influences people in thinking he won. Not the judges though, but just meant in terms of wider audience.
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>we'll see if Ledet gets a top 15 opponent

Oh boy
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What a bitch, acting all disappointed. Like dude you won the fight, just accept your victory with a little gratitude. I thought Zu had it to be honest.
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>>78310396
he won though you twat
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USMAN
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>>78310364
A biscuit is kind of like a scone.
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>>78310414
you got adhd my man?
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faggot one dimensional jab spammer
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>>78310414

I think I saw that setup on battlestations thread.
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>>78310364
meaning what?
What the fuck is it?
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Shogun finna get heemed again
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>>78310430
Sure didn't act like it the way he sulked off.
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Based edgy and our cuck sweet jimmy calling out joe for pretending to like boxing.
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>>78310414
reddit-tier kill yourself
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boxing prelim fight just finished, GGG Canelo up next (after all the in between shit)
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>>78310448
*flicks a jab at you*
Moves away
*flicks another cheeky jab at you*
Heh what's wrong kid?
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That abortion of a fight should be a NC
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>train, ride, and party like The Notorious

doing mewvment with Ido, rolling around in a green lambo and doing a shitload of coke sounds nice desu
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>>78310434
I thought that's what it looked like. Meat on a scone, seriously...
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>>78310196
Unironicaly him on the bottom
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>The shambling corpse of Shogun Rua
I need a JUST hair shop of him
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Ledet is the cringiest faggot in the ufc

For sure lose my number justin
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Ohhh, Friday night heem. Sweet.
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>>78310368
again casuals are in such bulk and cycle through their taste there shouldnt be a worry about feeding the UFC machine, hell you are talking about a name brand that survived the American government trying to systematically destroy it, a few casuals coming in an out are a couple of drops in an ocean of revenue
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>>78310414
are you me? literally have the exact same set up
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>>78310481
Canelo GGG will end when Platinum starts
Feels good
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>>78310484
AAH AAH AHH
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Norton V Bravo is going to be epic.
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>>78310064
REJOICE :D
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ladies and gentlemen the debut fight for wmma 125lbs is a fully naked bout between paige van zant and cynthia cavilho... would you buy the ppv heem? id buy a 4k tv for it.
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>>78310511
Teaching engrish????
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>Yushin Okami

WEW
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YUSHIN OKAMI?????????????


WHO FIGHTS AT 170?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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>>78310515
hey you're back
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>>78310457
Apparently not, kek
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>>78310504
Well, it's not quite a scone, but similar texture.
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shogun ducking
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>>78310531
we'll be lucky if we catch Rockhold v Branch lad
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>OSP vs. Okami
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>>78310540
Rogan stinks
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cringe
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>Yushin Okami

Wasnt that guy fighting Jake Shields at 170 like a year ago?
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>>78310539
The seeds been planted.
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>>78310584
I want to watch fight commentary when I'm watching fights, thought I was the only one
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>Okami
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Don't have cable till next week
Anyone have a link?
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>>78310515
what emotion am i supposed to feel when seeing these pictures?
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I feel bad for OSP, hes in a division full of hasbeens and bitch niggas
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>bringing okami back
>At 205
Jesus Dana hates him
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are they fucking serious with this bullshit, Okami has been fighting at 170 this is so retarded
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Yushin is going to die by the hand of ovinth thaint preux
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Didn't Okami just get a re release on ps4?
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>>78310617
http://sportival.net/ufc-hd-live-stream/
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I'll take Kimahri by ronso rage spam in this one.
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whos got the picks
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>>78310517
it barely survived. The mob came in and bought it for 3 million because they owned Las Vegas. That's not a testament to MMA.

Pride folded up in Japan. UFC could easily do the same in USA even now especially after the blunders with reebok and USADA
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>3 fights until the fights everyone cares about start
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>>78310635
Coming out December
I've never played it
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Did Shogun get popped
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>>78310606
also David Branch's biggest win
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>>78310542
No I wouldn't because I actually respect WMMA fighters unlike you.

JK I'd buy it and an 8 pack of Andrex for the spill.
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God, HW is such a shit division. At least Stipe is based, but last I heard he doesn't even have a contract in place. Fucking greedy UFC, can't even treat its champs right
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Am I the only one who hates Usman?
Here's hoping he gets heemed.
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>>78310634
Wanna bet on a Von Preaux choke?
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>>78310666
>At least Stipe is based, but last I heard he doesn't even have a contract in place. Fucking greedy UFC, can't even treat its champs right

Holloway isn't signed either
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>>78310658
Me neither but supposed to be really good.
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>>78310657
>not being hyped for Usman

Casual dickface
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>>78310666
Their greed is comical. Fucking Holloway isnt even SIGNED
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Got a cheeky bet on Usman inside the distance at 2/1 odds despite the fact he loves to lay on top of people
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>>78310644
thx anon
I fuckin hate Rockhold, but I think he's extremely talented
I wish he wasn't such a douche so I could appreciate his style easier
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>>78310616
Is there a worse matchup for okami lol
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>>78310714
that's a cheeky one
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>>78310718
>but I think he's extremely talented
he is, but he's been usada'd getting fucked tonight
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>>78310718
I wish I looked like rockabs
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>>78310701
It's basically weeb Zelda. I really enjoyed it as a 12 year old when it came out
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>>78310616
Dat brain damage
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Usman should be fighting someone ranked
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Usman's the big favorite, but I hadn't even heard of him before now. Why's he so hyped?
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>>78310710
>>78310691
Signing a Jewfc contract and getting pennies on the dollar from reebok deal
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brendun shlub was the worst fighter in mma history
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why would u name ur product to rhyme with eugenics?
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>>78310718
How is he a douche?

Do people just get triggered by being bullied by Chads in high school when they see rockhold?
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moraes is a faget, glad to see him get smashed here
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>>78310752
Very cheeky my guy
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>>78310772
there were worse

he wasnt even the most overhyped fighter to beat crocop. He was definitely terrible though.
>>
Just woke up, how'd my boy Jotko do?
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>>78310766
because you are a casual fan of the UFC
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anyone got a Canelo/GGG link
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>>78310813
BLACKED
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-800? Really?
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>>78310813
mate...
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>>78310760
>>78310701
I haven't really played Zelda either.
I might buy Okami desu, but I'm worried it might be really dated
>>
>Brazil

poopoo
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>>78310813
really good, then really bad
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>>78310766
Very very strong grappling, and hes a TUF winner so gets artificial hype from that
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Is calling a Brazilian a monkey a racial slur?
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>>78310813
He got HEEMED lmao
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>>78310813
lmao
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>>78310813
lets just say he was winning until he lost
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>>78310831
And?
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>>78310766
he beat rory macdonald and robbie lawler
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>That Jon Jones larping
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>>78310813
He almost heems hall and then got gassed and got heem'd by an over right hand
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>>78310755
>but he's been usada'd
he get flagged?
did I miss something
or you speculating?
even if you're guessing, you're probably right
>everyone is on steroids
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>>78310691
>>78310710
christ, what an embarrassment. Holloway might be a top 5 P4P fighter right now. Fuck the UFC forever with a cactus. I want to believe they'll mature into a more professional company one day, but they seem to be getting worse every year.
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>>78310813
Dominated uriah first round, got brutally ko'd in the 2nd, let white ppl down desu
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>>78310790
He says arrogant, dickish shit all the time and is disrespectful to his opponents. He got heemed by fucking Bisping because he was such a cocky asshole he didn't bother to keep his hands up.

Dude just comes off as a bit of a dickhead.
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>>78310867

I don't think so because they both look and act like monkeys.
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>>78310802
man that is really cheeky
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>>78310894
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>>78310766
>I hadn't even heard of him before now.

Damn casuals in my /heem/ are you kidding me?
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Usman was heavy favourite for this bout.
>>
Gilbert Burns inside the distance
Uriah Hall
Daniel Spitz - Anthony Hamilton inside the distance
Olivier Aubin Mercier decision
David Branch

5 pound free bet for close to 200 profit. I have to go to bed now to not screw up my sleeping pattern too much for Monday so pray for me.
I also have Canelo by decision
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>>78310855
We'll, if you're an adult, you should probably stop playing video games. They're a huge time sink, even more so than tv and movies, and you should value your time more than that.
>>
Wtf is wrong with Moraes left arm? Is that guy missing a tricep?
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>>78310790
>How is he a douche?
I find he has a douchey attitude
I can't pin it down to anything
Like, he's confident and cocky and arrogant but I'm huge fans of other fighters who are too
I don't know why I hate him when he's like that, but I do
However, I really enjoy watching him fight
>>
BLACKED
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Out on his feet
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>>78310955
Night mate.
>>
DO A BARREL ROLL HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
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>>78310960
>and you should value your time more than that.

Answer this question

What is more important, time, or contentment?
>>
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>
>BLACKED
>>
lol wtf
>>
Guys have you ever been hit so hard you roll 360 degrees and walk away?
>>
HEEEEEEEEM
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>>78310872
>I'm a casual who doesn't know anything
>Well what does being a casual have to do with me not knowing him?? lol xD

Crisp retard logic
>>
holy shit
>>
MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY
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>>78310813
I wonder if the Polish guy feels ashamed that Polish men are so shit at fighting
>>
the night of the right hand
>>
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMM
>>
americans are so mean
>>
>its a heem episode

We'll get through this card fast and be able to watch GGG/Canelo :)
>>
>>78311009
>>78310993
KYS
>>
S L E P T

L

E

P

T

>did a barell roll
>>
fucking fixed, fully ripped off the cage warriors finish
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Usman vs Covington is the fight to make
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FUCKING HEEEEEEEEEEM

THE NIGHT OF THE RIGHT HAND CONTINUES
>>
HEEM WHEELY
>>
>>78311065
YES DO IT
>>
>>78310923
for sure it was really cheeky ;)
>>
>>78311050
Isn't that fight starting on the hour?
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>>78311065
They train together dummy
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>>78311050
GGG vs Canelo is starting in less than 5 bings you dumb goof. They're literally in the ring right now.
>>
BLACKED
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>>78311050
Nah, we'll just get a ton of shitty filler.
>>
>>78311080
man you cheeked that one big time my man
>>
>>78311050

Pretty sure we just get more commercials since it's a TV card.
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>>78311098
it's starting now
>>
That's some scary power
>>
That right hand was like a fucking missle there was a contrail on that motherfucker
>>
>>78310714
That is very cheeky, young man.
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>>78311098
Why do you care, Conor? Focus on getting Nate in MMA
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tiddies
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>watch a BT sport stream
>70% of ads are for betting apps

How addicted are euros to sports betting? This shit is ridiculous
>>
I had the nigerian wrestlefucker in my fantasy draft . Good shit
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>>78310414
i have that same lamp

fucking thing eats bulbs like no other
>>
Wtf he doesn't even sound Nigerian. Where's the accent?
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>>78311125
Just sprinkled on a lil bit very cheeky of me
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wew
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Usman is mini-Ngannou my guys. One to watch.
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Most guys call out fighters to fight them. Kamaru warns niggas to stay away lol
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>>78311144
lol
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>>78311171
>OY BET WIF BET FREE SIX FIVE
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>>78311040
They are embarrassment, I cringe every time they lose. Only Tybura is somewhat decent all the others are cans with no conditioning
>>
>>78310903
They got bought by chinks. It will never, ever get better.
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>>78311150
So glad MMA doesn't play the anthem
Fuckin hate that
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>>78311171
>not being addicted to gambling

all you have to do is put a cheeky fiver on those main event cards you guys do every saturday anyway

If you get all 5 right that's easily 500+ dollars
>>
IM A PROBLEM!
>>
WHERE ARE DEH PICKS
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>>78311213

>*FOIVE
>>
Why do so many Florida fighters take steroids? This Usman fool is gonna to get popped.
>>
>cucks Woodley out of his cringy catch phrase and makes it awesome
WTF I LOVE USMAN NOW

>US MAN
>OUR GUY
HOLY SHIT
>>
i'd beat usman
>>
RDA was the fight I was thinking
>>
>National anthems

imagine if the ufc pulled this shit
>>
RDA is gonna get HEEM'd by the NIGERIAN NIGHTMARE
>>
Is RDA in a BLACKED sandwich?
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>>78311214
at least you have the best champion in the ufc
>>
>>78311214
He should have won that fight that was embarrassing
>>
No please don't give him RDA
I'll worry for RDA he's already small for the division
>>
Whatcha ya'll think of Hoof?
>>
>Nigerian nightmare
>American accent
>>
WEBM of heem pls
>>
>LET HIM CUT WEIGHT AGAIN

B A S E D
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>>78311001
Does playing video games really bring enjoyment, or are they just a way of sabotaging yourself from living a better life? How often do you spend 10+ hours playing a game and are left with an empty feeling of unfulfillment? I remember playing Skyrim for a 100 hours and thinking to myself, "this has brought me absolutely nothing".
>>
they call me the Nigerian Whiteman
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>>78311193
dang an extra 13 even on that one my man you didn't tell me you had that extra 13 my guy that is very cheeky of you I gotta say very cheeky
>>
Was that pidgin?
>>
170 needs some excitement
>>
So many beautiful heems tonight
>>
>>78311284
rofl RDA literally breaks that silly nig, he bit off more than he can chew with RDA
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Are you a problem, heem?
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>Le outspoken athletic nigger

Fuck off mate
>>
>>78311332
>this fucking projection

wow
>>
lol wut
>>
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>"Right on the money maker"

What did Dom mean by this?
>>
>>78311341
Are you mad you didn't get on my cheeky bet lad?
>>
>>78311372
/pol/cucks reeling lmao
>>
>>78311313
Love the dutch kickboxing style he teaches. Probably my favorite camp going right now.
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>>78311315
grew it american

still fluent in swahli
>>
GGG walking out atm
>>
based kamaru
>>
>>78311372
Drink some poopwine, gook.
>>
>>78311304
Yeah but wmma doesn't really count
>>
>>78311422
we herd lol
>>
>>78311342
>Nigerian
probably Igbo or another tribal language
>>
>>78311407
African beat a favela monkey, hardly a loss for the white race.
>>
I like RDA but the Kamaru matchup worries me
Dude's huge, strong and has serious power. RDA is small for the class, don't know if he could take Kamaru down and even if he's better technically on the feet, that damn power coming his way
>>
>>78311407
why would any /pol/lack give a fuck about a 70IQ nog
We have a problem with jews mate
>>
>>78311332
I still think there is value in your brain having experienced contentment for that amount of time, even if you look back and regret spending your time that way, it's hard to argue that, when you are content, that you are making a mistake

time spent enjoyed is difficult to come by
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>>78311435
sexism is not tolerated
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why am I goofing this again?
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>>78311460
Stop being autistic here
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>>78311435
...at least you have ...KSW
>>
Is Usman /ourbull/?
>>
Lads, I'm on my way, I had to go to a stupid going away party for work, my apologies. How has the card been so far?
>>
>>78311478

To remind me to do the stats this time.
>>
Is anyone not watching GGG? I am
>>
>>78311457
Kamaru has been my low-key boy for a long time but yeah RDA is a huge step-up in competition.

RDA is a chinlet though so he might get slept
>>
>>78311460
this is the dockie
>>
>>78311377
He's right. Video games are no different than drugs in a certain sense that they're addicting, expensive, and are ultimately a net drain on people's lives. Imagine if you had spent all of that video game time developing skills that could earn you more money.
>>
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>>78311435
I thought you loved Joanna Champion! Youarent the real Poland Bro you phony!
>>
>one of their GOATs is nicknamed after a german bukakke porn site

/box/fags on suicide watch
>>
Who is /ourguy/ in Canelo vs GGG? And why?
>>
hopefully triple g heems CANelo quickly so i can watch the perry fight
>>
>>78311540
>Imagine if you had spent all of that video game time developing skills that could earn you more money.

people work their entire lives so that they can justify enjoying stuff like video games dude
>>
>>78311565
TURTEEN SECONDS
>>
>>78311478
I'm surprised you actually went through with it, thanks mang
>>
>>78311435
>you will never go to church with joanna
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>>78311562
Cinnamon is our guy
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>>78311372
idiot lol
>>
>>78311377
Oh, you're 15. Never mind; your time doesn't matter, spend it how you wish
>>
>>78311540
> Imagine if you had spent all of that video game time developing skills that could earn you more money.
You could buy more video games
>>
>>78311562
Canelo because he is white
>>
>>78311562
GGG apparently
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>>78311528
>mfw stream keeps fucking up
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>>78311587
i didn't take the picks, i'm doing it cause i'm still in it
>>
>>78311540
>actually trying to act like you are a different poster

just fuck off faggot, not everyone is a video game addict with zero self control. your projection is astounding.
>>
>>78311522
HEEMtastic
>>
When is the boxing starting lads? This card is too good
>>
>>78311506
think what ever you need two
our problem is with Markism-jewish
Third-world immigration-celler, jewish
no fault divorce-Jewish
the media ie gamer gate and Trump-Jewish
>>
>>78311531
>RDA is a chinlet though
He really isn't
>>
>>78311540
You're wrong. Working is no different than drugs in a certain sense that it's addicting, expensive, and is ultimately a drain on people's lives.
>>
>>78311631
Fight starts in probably 10 minutes. Canelos almost done walking out
>>
>>78311540
What if you already have plenty of money, though? Do you really need skills to make more? I know a guy who got rich via inheritance and now he's set to do whatever the fuck he wants for the rest of his life. Shit, if I were him I'd spend my time playing vidya desu.
>>
>>78311649
For sure
>>
any bum man in
>>
>>78311551
Just being real here, women's sports by and large don't really matter.
>>
Ferguson trash talk kek
>>
Why are there so many red headed Mexicans?
>>
>>78311649
He is.
>>
>>78311608
>get BTFO
>hurr you're 15
>>
>>78311644
to I'm drunk
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>>78311540
>"hurrr mo money"
>he says while posting on 4chan

Im astonished.
>>
>>78311332
>I don't enjoy something, therefore I can't understand how anyone possibly could

You are the most insufferable kind of faggot.
>>
Go to box you fags we don't care
>>
Pillowtap starting fellas. Watching it for the "hype" though MMA is objectively better.
>>
>RDA is a chinlet

And I thought only Australia knew jack shit about mma
>>
UFC should have put the quick overhand rights on the main card, leaving this time for padding for everyone to watch GGG

Holy shit I thought UFC fights took too long to start but this Boxing is ridiculous
>>
Alvarz looking WAY more confident for some reason. GGG seems a little shook by the bright lights :(
>>
>DJ has a longer reach than Cody and Artem

LMAO
>>
>>78311518
Hes not a bull hes a problem.
>>
>>78311676
Eddie hits hard af you idiot and eddie still couldn't drop him
>>
>>78311751
RDA is a chinlet my guy
>>
>>78311771
Cody vs Artem would be fun
>>
>>78311800
For sure
>>
>>78311575
>>78311609
>>78311623
>>78311651
>>78311673
>if I had more money I'd just spend MORE time and money on vidya
So this is the power of autism. If I had more money I'd take more vacations, eat more steak, and fuck more women. I didn't realize that playing with a toy that some other nerd programmed really is the high point of some people's lives.
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>>78311608
This is genuine salt.
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Kevin Lee is good. He definitely deserves to be ranked, but he isnt as good as Ferguson. Tony is a legit championship level fighter. He has decisively beaten 2 legit top 5 LWs in RDA and Barboza while Lee's best win is Chiesa, a fight where the stoppage was questionable and he looked lacking in the stand up. I think right now Lee is a 15-11 guy, maybe even 10-6. But he isnt a top 5 guy, and he certainly isnt champ material. Not yet anyway.
>>
>>78311831
yeah no
>>
>dj not main eventing
Good. Fight ducking manlet bitch.
>>
>>78311847
>he has to pay to fuck women
lmao @ ur life, pussy
>>
Our guy 4eva
https://twitter.com/ColbyCovMMA/status/909251807054090240
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>>78311830
i'll show you who is a fucking chinlet

*heems you stiff*
>>
>>78311847
>and fuck more women
lol, keep dreaming STEMcel. No woman is gonna care about your white collar job.
>>
>>78311847
the ironic part about this discussion is that you are the type of dude that wins the lottery and commits soduku a few years after

steak and women don't matter in the big scheme of things buddy

time spent content does, however
>>
>>78311847
rofl sometimes I forget pathetic twats like you exists

thanks for the reminder and the laugh, you are straight up asshurt
>>
>>78311847
You'd use your money to fuck more women? Either prostitutes or gold diggers then. Not my cup of tea.
>>
>>78311973
New
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>>78311918
>>78311945
>>78311953

people that don't have money are willing to spend lots of their time getting more money

people that have a lot of money are willing to spend lots of their money to save more time
>>
>>78311888
>the virgin speaks
Nah let me help you out because this is counter-intuitive. When you have more money you actually start to get more things for free. Women want to be with you just because you're doing interesting things. It has to do with status.
>>
>>78312008
>It has to do with status.
you are brainwashed and I don't think you have a clue how to make yourself happy
>>
>>78311855
>He definitely deserves to be ranked, but he isnt as good as Ferguson
I agree
Huge fan of Ferguson
However, he's gettin a lil old, and he looks a wee bit chinny lately
>>
>how to shave three years off of your career the fight
>>
>>78312008
Nah, dude. You're a little bitch who has pay for pussy lel.
>>
>>78311945
>>78312041
>>78312137
>video games are more fun than women
k. Different strokes for different folks.
>>
hahahaha holy shit this fight wtf

Gonzalez wanted to watch GGG so he went for the early KO
Got his ass knocked, Gillespie 10-9

What a great round, why did it have to go against GGG ffs
>>
>>78312177
Have fun with your rented pussy, faggot.
>>
>>78312056
I'm pretty confident tony will wreck his shit on the feet. People have forgotten how vicious Tony's stand up is because his last few fights in a row were against high-level strikers who could match him blow for blow; but Lee has shown multiple times in his last few fights that he is defensively lacking. Ferguson showed what he can do with "defensively lacking" in the Josh Tohmpson fight
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>>78312177
You are by far the most pathetic piece of shit in this thread. I feel so bad for you.
>>
>>78312208
bruh you're triggering me so I'll respond one more time. Partying with women is 100x more fulfilling than any of those shitty vidyas you waste your life and money on. Maybe you just aren't into women.
>>
>>78312267
>I'm pretty confident tony will wreck his shit on the feet.
Same
I'm a big fan and I hope he goes on a run soon because I'd hate to see him start to slow down while also gettin chinny
And he seems like he's the kinda guy who'll keep taking fights when he's like that
>>
>not watching Alvarez / GGG right now

It's honestly pretty dope
>>
>>78312378
cant tell if trolling or an actual loser ranting on the net
>>
>>78309584
NOW
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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