FOX
kickoff in 15
TEXAS IS BACK FOLKS
So what's Texas status guys ? Back or not ?
>>78305607
TEXAS IS BACK BABY
>>78305607
how can they be back if they were never good to begin with
TEXAS IS ALWAYS AND WILL FOREVER BE BACK!
Please Texas just do something
>>78305697
They'll do something alright
Lose
TEXAS
>>78305607
Not back.
Unless they somehow win tonight, then who knows?
>>78305744
FIGHT
Texas TECH.
>"hurrrrrrr Texas isn't back"
Haha nice try folks. If you think Texas is anything but back, you'd be dead wrong man. I remember when I was just a boy watching the first match-up when an absolutely perfect team was made a joke by a God meme QB. If you think that years of USC embarrassment will end after tonight, I have bad news for you faggot. The Trojan quivers in his boots.
>>78305856
Who is the Texas Tech of California? Fresno State, right?
>>78305966
No, Cal.
WHOOPS
u know this game sucks when they cant even get the right game thread. SC for ya
>>78305852
>>78305852
>>78305852
>>78306017
FFS that's like the third gamethread. Kys.
>>78305954
>his """""team""""""" only has 4 national championships
how's it feel not being a true blueblood
>>78306017
nope. that is fake thread .this is real thread. everyone stay here
>>78306017
What the FUCK is up with this autistic state battle thing
>>78306183
its a failed forced "meme" by inferior texas dorks
>>78306073
>not being a true blue blood
Haha you are like little baby man
TEXAS IS BACK BITCHES
>mfw my family want me to take them downtown so you'll be at the market square instead of watching this classic.
>this matchup is so shit they run a promo for a game that happened 11 years ago
Anyone here actually watching this game? I have it on TV atm
TEXAS BAAAACK
any fellow USC fans around?
>Texas "defense"
>>78306247
I am but I hope it won't be too one-sided (it probably will)
>>78306247
It's my primary game. Keeping Clemson-Louisville as a backup.
and now the most annoying fight song in football, played every fucking second
>>78306265
HERE BABY
IS TEXAS BACK YET?
Did you guys see the A&M game today? lel they are awful
FUCK
BACK
DRAGON
>>78306345
>>78306348
>>78306389
The ol' fuck-back dragon, classic Texas
so fucking slow haha
fuck off you dumb unranked texas faggots
we're #4 in the country and are gonna wear you guys out and put up 30 in the 2nd half
we're way better
>>78306431
SEETHING
>>78306455
GET FUCKED
why would you go for it hahahha
>no arenavision stream
rrrreeeeeeeeeeeeee
>mfw both coaches going for it on 4th down
>not taking the points
Lmao Texas just blew their only chance to score all game there's no way they can move the ball on this defense
>Hells Bells starts playing
>RIP QB
why do they keep talking about a game from 11 years ago
Hahhaha
USC getting shiwed up by a shitty ass Texas team.
You will never be great like the tide.
Never.
Enjoy watching bama roll through the playoffs and win it all...
Losers...
Roll tide roll...
>taco bell is out of baja blast
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>78306532
>>78306556
>underdog
>on the road
Gotta be aggressive, won't win by playing it safe. I like going for it (though not that meme QB draw).
t. neutral
>>78306566
get use to it
>>78306612
because it was one of the greatest games ever, greatest ever in USC and Texas history and that's a lot of history
>>78306645
>lot of history
>haven't played each other in 11 years
>>78306666
as in all the games in either program history.
I like USC's uniforms. Red and yellow gets a lot of shit, but it works for them because they've earned a lot of respect in those outfits.
>>78305954
nothing better than watching west coast faggots get put in place, why can't these fucking faggot tier west coasters be more like east coat bro's and just mellow and chill the fuck out.
Half of austin is nothing but a bunch of pretentious cock knockers from L.A talking about how great L.A is trying to californiacate austin. Then cry like the bitch made cock suckers they are when they get told to stop trying to change the culture around here as its what makes the city the city.
>>78306699
what about tonight's game when USC wins 45-0?
>>78306666
?
they didn't play each other in 2006
>>78306666
you just don't get it m8, you probably didn't watch it live or else you'd understand
>>78306717
Both unis are literally elite.
>>78306764
I was literally 12 years old in 2006, how could anyone have watched it live unless you're like in your 30s now
>>78306777
I agree. Two of the most classic uniforms in football.
>>78306787
I was 8 years old in 2006 and I remember it being on the TV. Stop being aggressively retarded
>>78306787
i was 12 too, i was in 5th grade and i still remember it
Going for it
>>78306787
that was a huge fucking game, the best game during the BCS era.
Arguably one of the greatest teams during bcs era up their with miami 01
If Texas is back then why is USC about to score a TD?
>>78306666
I'm 27 and not a fan of either team and it's still the best football game I've ever watched.
Damn son
Please show more qt longhorn cheerleaders
TEXAS IS BACK
>you'll never get a big ass slap from all your teammates
Why live?
Loving all these 4th down memes here lads.
>not jumping
Why does Texas look so good?
>>78306904
>you
texas is back :D
>>78306904
What was that?
>time is a flat circle, U$C
The question can now be asked: is Texas back?
MARYLAND CONFIRMED NATTY
>>78305533
This game never happened.
List of NFL players USC has produced:
>Ronnie Lott
>OJ
>Anthony Munoz
>Marcus Allen
>Junior Seau
>Reggie Bush
>Clay Matthews
List of NFL players Texas has produced:
>Vince Young (draft bust)
>Jamaal Charles (two good seasons in KC)
>?????????
Really makes you think
WEEEEEEWWEEEW
>>78307063
>projecting this hard
you forgot Earl Campbell which doesn't even fucking matter since who the fuck cares about shit like that
Safety incoming
ELITE
California > Texas
embarassing
this fucking play calling is atrocious
Great interception. Texas WR did all he could there, just a great grab. Terrible throw.
refball starting early i see
>even the USC water girl is a plastic face slut
>>78307193
don't say slut
Why is LA such a trashy, shitty city? I always feel bad for Europeans that go to LA for vacation expecting a glamorous city and instead they see filthy streets with hobos and drugs everywhere
>>78306612
Because it was probably the greatest National Championship ever played
>even tripfags have to shout
TEXAS IS BACK
>>78307229
why is texas a republican shithole filled with drumpftards?
>>78307229
Everywhere but the wealthy areas have basically turned into Mexico.
>>78307246
>implying that's bad
>that vince young pic before commercial
USC forever shook
>>78307229
LA isn't as bad as it used to be
Gentrification is a hell of a thing
>>78307229
Sounds like Rome and Paris
>>78307306
>paris
fuck man what happened there?
>>78307339
Brown people
>>78307306
Yeah Paris is ok but people "overrate" it a lot
>>78307339
Islam
>>78307167
yet californians are moving in mass to texas, congrats on that law change for driviers licenses
>mfw you have to basically be 21 to drive in califaggot
>>78307339
Muslims and Africans. Which are way worse than Mexicans.
texas is unironically back and there is nothing that any of you unback fucks can do about it
Ohio state would booty blast both these teams
FUMBLE
>>78307407
if anyone is back it's USC, sweetie.
>>78307407
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>>>>>is texas back
college football is such a meme, why do people watch this?
Is this the spaghettib owl?
>texas offense
>USC will only win because of freshman QB spaghetti
EXPOSED
>texas keeps turning over the ball
>USC cant capitalize on the turnovers
who is worse?
TRUE FRESHMEN
R
U
E
F
R
E
S
H
M
A
N
>It's an SC keeps getting the ball back but keeps failing to score in the red zone episode
I don't like these episodes.
All these players look like 12 year olds
>>78307421
kind of like you were supposed to booty blast clemson?
Kind of like you were supposed to booty blast all those national title games you choked in mid 00's?
2 elite defenses vs 2 meme retard offenses
Well I see USC paid the refs off
Ehlinger is a really talented dude but he's at least a season or two from adjusting to college ball
USC has a blind long snapper. Texas has a blind quarterback.
loving the positive and inclusive vibes from 2017 college football.
>>78307486
most are not old enough to drink lmao, i still don't understand why people enjoy watching children play but whatever
>LSU
>e
>e
>c
>USC
What a bunch of shitty teams
usc trying as hard as possible to fuck this up
>>78307521
kek
Poor lil white boy
0-0
Cali-Tex confirmed for most semen slurping states
>>78307063
who is
>Earl Thomas
>Derrick Johnson
>Justin Tucker
>Brian Orakpo
>Aaron Ross
They aren't on the same level of those USC legends but you can't just say the longhorns don't produce talent. Especially on the defensive end.
Unpopular but true opinion: Colt McCoy should be a starting QB in the NFL
you are witness to the day a group of 11 elite defensemen shut out the #4 overall team
why cant usc be good?
On a scale of back to not back:
How back is TEXAS?
>>78307635
Any respect I had for McCoy was lost in that natty game. I hope he never gets to get a starting job ever.
>>78307659
USC has the talent to be good, but they just haven't had a real coach there in years.
Which mid-level Pac-12 team will upset USC this year?
>>78307667
>>78307635
fuck that, after 2009 he can get cancer for all i care
How can be USC and not have a kicker?
>>78307635
you should be a NFL coach if you think you know better
>>78307698
Sark could have been good if he wasn't a drunk.
>USC
LOOOOOOOOOL
>>78307629
I remember Suh ragdolling that motherfucker in the B12 champ game.
>>78307742
I feel the same way. Sark really looked impressive, but the bottle just ruined him.
This Texas defense looks elite
Texas is kind of like the Detroit Lions.
They cause the maximum misery every week, whether it's by losing to a mediocre opponent or defeating a vastly superior opponent and ruining their season.
Is Gus Johnson the GOAT commentator?
has anyone bought anything from duluth?
is it as good as advertised?
>>78307673
There was a really sad story about that game
>gets injured
>goes under the stands to play catch with his dad, who coached him his entire life
>all his throws kept coming up short
>kept trying over and over again
>all short
>finally his dad puts the ball down, walks up to him and gives him a hug
>Colt starts crying because he knows its over
You can't possibly compare the misery of being a Texas fan to the absolute tragedy of being a Lions fan
>>78307787
He's up there. Klatt is really great too.
>>78307811
at least texas has fans
>>78307811
Meant for>>78307785
>>78307785
at least Texas wins lel
>it's a Texas runs a designed QB draw for 3 yards episode
I really hope it's not a "USC gets a top 5 ranking and then embarrasses themselves on national television" episode again. I have seen far too many reruns of this show.
fellow texas chicANO fans report in!
>lil'jordan
>lil'jordan humphrey
Dubs and the jews let texas win
Big play from lil'jordan
>Lil'jordan
>6 feet 5
What did they mean by this ?
Lil'Jordan
Lil'Jordan
That's it. The most niggered name in the world
>nigga named lil'jordan
LMAO
STOP TRYING TO RUN THIS WHITE BOI
>no PI
>no flag
>>78307910
>this will be the US flag in a decade
Refball
>>78307993
>it's a cali refball episode
Nice refs USC but y'all need to be more subtle with the shit calls.
Who will score?
I vividly remember the last time these 2 teams played:
>at my friend's house watching the game
>he's usually a big Texas fan but that year was a USC fan because he's a bandwagon faggot
>game goes to OT and Vince Young apes out for the win
my face
not even a texas fan, just hate bandwagon idiots
>non ohio teams
Top pleb
>he thinks In n Out is better than Whataburger
lmaooOooOoooooOoooo
>>78308060
it didn't go to OT
>>78308060
That game didn't go to OT
>>78308075
clearly a west coast moron
>>78308060
>vividly remember
>OT
>my friend
why would you lie on the internet?
>>78308096
But he vividly remembers it
>>78308096
>>78308105
>>78308133
yep
like I said, I remember it vividly
>>78308075
who? who the fuck thinks that?
E.L.I.T.E. TEXAS DEFENSE
THE STARS AT NIGHT
Drumpf supporters vote against their own economic interests
>>78308196
ARE BIG AND BRIGHT
>Darnild is a can't miss prospect
>Texas actually playing defense with decent coverage
What am I watching ? Where were these guys against Maryland ?
I thought USC was past this shit already
>>78308200
voting based on your feels will do that
>>78308200
yes and?
>>78308215
Maryland is elite
>>78308219
I thought so too, but it looks like it's the same old USC after all.
Does USC still have unironic fans?
>MvC commercial
fucking what
>>78308215
damn nigga it's 3:40 am where you're at, that must be max comfy
>>78308271
Very comfy my friend
>The captchas for mobile posters are finally fixed
>no more taking 10 minutes to post one thing
>no more captchas lying to me saying its correct and getting my hopes up just to say I actually got it wrong
>no more attempting to post the same thing for up to 15 minutes because you have autism and refuse to buy a captcha pass and let the captcha defeat you
IT LASTED MONTHS, I WON
>>78308295
dumbass takes 5 mins to break a run
>>78308207
DEEP IN THE ASS OF TEXANS
was that suppose to be a screen?
what the fuck!
>start on opposing 40yd line
>lose yardage on your possession
Texas football.
>>78308344
Srsly wtf was that. Either throw it or run.
E.L.I.T.E. USC DEFENSE
Slow faggot put Buechele back in
>>78306203
>blue blood
>new money
I'll take this win as I take these digits
This is the most boring game of football I've ever seen
>>78308452
Nice digits dumbass
FUUUUUCCCK this tx usc game is boring as fuck fuck
Imagine still being shook from a game from almost twelve years ago.
>>78308477
>he doesn't appreciate defense
what are you a cuck?
>>78308524
>elite defensive battle
>boring
back to /v/
>>78308540
>pac 12
>big 12
gee i wonder why they dont like defense.
FIRST DOWN SUCK IT TEXAS
Why is Gus Johnson emphasizing every sentence?
>>78308592
:^)
>>78307785
>They cause the maximum misery every week, whether it's by losing to a mediocre opponent or defeating a vastly superior opponent and ruining their season.
usually in back to back weeks, demolishing any hopes the other teams ever had. "Oh God, Texas beat you? They lost to App State... FUCKING APP STATE"
>>78308596
Because he's the best
E.L..I..T..E.. TEXAS DEFENSE
>>78308495
Nice anime, virgin
>>78308592
4th down suck it USC
I wonder how much Target pays to have those things on the sidelines look like their logo
>USC is #4
>Can't score against Texass
>Pac 12 "fans" think this doesn't point to a USC bias
o i am laffin
>>78308627
Whatever you say """"stronghorn""" :^)
Guys, is Texas "back"?
>>78308540
>went to a high school football game friday night
>game was boring as fuck
>no first downs just shit offenses getting gang tackled and punts missed fgs and slow running
teach me how to appreciate defense sp?
>Both teams keep rushing into strong rushing defenses
texas should just stop trying to run it holy fuck, thats also like the 5th low snap this half
>>78308681
the defense is
>>78308477
It's just like watching an SEC game
Tfw can't watch the game on tv because its ths sabbath
>>78308558
>texas gave up 51 to Maryland at home
>"elite defences"
BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAWOOOOOOII
>>78308734
>using the internet on the sabbath
>>78308689
>watching hs football unless you're a parent or a student
holy shit m8 what the fuck is wrong with you
Can these refs throw a flag for interference like holy FUCK
>that wasn't PI
Holy refball batman
>>78308761
That wasn't PI the other one was though
I guess pass interference isn't a thing anymore
>3rd and 10
>40 yard pass
what the fuck man
>>78308754
I'm having my goy friend post for me
>>78308655
I assure you we all know that USC is the only school in the pac that gets any national recognition. The only exception is when Nike spent 500 gorillion dollars to buy 5 years of relevance for Oregon
>>78308761
>>78308774
>begging for flags
Pathetic
>>78308790
Gotta unleash the dragons
holy that was an embarrassing drop
>>78308759
Nephew plays end
They won 10-7 and that game was boring as fuck and more entertaining than this horseshit
Who's spaghetti will reign surpreme?
>this is the #4 team in the country
Jesus Christ this texas dline
Devry would booty blast both these teams
Finally
I'd like to say this is a defensive showdown, but 2bh both offenses just suck.
POINTS
Penn State should've never been placed behind USC. This is fucking bullshit, USC IS COMPLETE TRASH.
>>78308915
Darkness is! Darkness is!
The wrist was out of bounds
>elite texas defense
Finally something happened! Was expecting 0-0 desu
3rd refball against Texas, USC is so sad
>>78308942
>when you realize how late your stream is
fug
>>78308945
What ranked opponents have they beaten so far?
>>78308945
They should have held on and beat them in the rose bowl then
Darnold is one ugly dude
>>78308980
>>78309065
stop advertising ur shitty discords, this is game chat.
Darnold has a face like a possum
kek the refs forgot to stop the game for the 2 minute warning!
Sounds like a lot of Texas fans at the game
>dat catch
What a catch
>>78309141
(you)
@78309141
>bait this weak
cmon lad
god damn
Texas Defense has been stupid hot fire so far. I'm damn impressed.
Their offense however has been... dumpster fire.
Texas is fucking awful lmao
So much for being "back"
>>78309098
fite me irl fgt
Get this slow faggot out of the game
>>78309145
Nothing else to do TX hasn't got power back yet lol
3 sacks in a row
This offense is hot shit
>three sacks in a row
does this retard know how to avoid a sack?
just keep standing in the pocket dumbass
i heard texas was back?
>>78309245
>opponent selects suicide blitz
>i'ma drop back and hold the ball
>Texas
Are they back?
TEXAS STATUS: BACK
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHA
>DARNO
TEXAS
IS
BACK
>the city of southern california
BACK
TEXAS
IS
BAAAAAACK
E
L
I
T
E
TEXAS
DEFENSE
TEXAS
IS
BACK
PICKED OFF
>DURRNOLD
TEXAS IS BACK!
BACK
YES YES YES!!!!
>throwing at the end of the half
Nope they aren't past this shit at all
Hahhahshshhshshshjsjsusjhdnxncj
>U$c
>GET FUCKED CALIFAGIANS
>>78309262
He got both his knees blown out last year in high school, people haven't realized it but he's never going to run like everyone hoped he would
>refs won't call defensive PI on usc
>int for a TD
pottery
>Darnold
>darnold
TEXAS IS ____!
TEXAS IS BACK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxpTx0VDBKw
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHaaaaaaa
>>78309386
shit.
>>78309333
GODDAMN RIGHT THEY ARE
>mfw the longhorn defense is gonna just go ahead and score instead
OH SHIT NIGGER
That fucking faggot wr needs to be cut RIGHT NOW
>THE SEA SHANTY OF CALIFORNIA
Mmmmm...
>ITT: we post pictures of things Texas is
I'll start.
>Blame Darnold
>Not the receive tipping an easy pass
Based Darnold deserves better
>all these Durrnald posts
Since when is a dropped pass for an INT the QBs fault
TEXAS IS _______
FILL THE BLANK
>all of these reviews
thank god the NFL is past this shit
>>78309442
shit!
>>78309424
>>78309424
Texas is shoulder blades?
>>78309424
Female?
>tfw we actually are back
This game is giving me flashbacks to the 2013 game between USC and WSU.
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
PICK SIX INC
>>78309491
look at your discord dms
Darnold has thrown the only scores in the game.
Check mate, Texass.
>commentators trying to shill the hype for this sloppy clusterfuck
>>78309419
Are you yelling? The picture you posted implies that you're yelling. There's no need to yell here.
>>78309562
>he doesn't enjoy defensive games
>yfw this goes down to 4th and 5 with 19 seconds left
TOP FUCKING KEK
INSTANT CLASSIC INCOMING BOIS
>>78309588
This has been more of a "shit offense" sort of game
Wow
>>78309588
How do you enjoy defensive game?
HORRRY SHIITT!
DAT
BLOCK
>TEXAS DEFENSE
TEXAS DEFENSE
>TEXAS DEFENSE
TEXAS DEFENSE
>TEXAS DEFENSE
You've gotta be shitting me
>TEXASS
ahaahhahahaha
Fuck you Tejas!!!!!
TEXAS ISN'T BACK
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
MEMES ARE VACK ON THE MENU
cant make this shit up.
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET KEXAS FAGGOTS
LAST-SECOND TOUCHDOWN BABY!
>>78309642
Lololol
POST YOUR TOP 4 AT END OF SEASON
1. ALABAMA
2. USC
3. PENN ST
4. CLEMSON
AHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
AHAHA WAT
>>78309537
USC scores before the half...
WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Holy shit lads we've got ourselves a meme game here!
>USC was just pretending to suck
>Kek Medicine
DARGOAT
THAT FUCKING BLOCK
>stream delayed
>"ill check the thread while they get to the line
>get spoiled
AAAAAAHHH
o fuk
>>78309674
ALABAMA
OHIO STATE
PENN STATE
MICHIGAN
>>78309674
I want Alabama and USC in the Rose bowl. I will allow the Tide to lose one game.
LMAO Texas was back for 30 seconds
>having 3 daughters
What a pathetic excuse for a "man"
>>78309691
>Darnold was only pretending to be retarded
>spend a good 10 minutes with a timeout talking to your players to prevent a big play with an expiring clock
>allow a big play with an expiring clock
>>78309668
>>78309678
>>78309686
Damn.... I wasn't able to finish my gloating post
If USC manages to win this game, they're gonna be out of the top 4. This is a shit tier game unless they pull away and start memeing on Texas in the second half.
>people thought this would be a boring USC blowout
Who /memegame/ here?
>>78309765
He needs INTs to wake him up
>>78309778
new meta
>>78309806
Here! I might watch Old Piss and Liberal Cal later tonight.
>>78309799
fucking disgusting
>>78309799
USC got the lead back? Shieeet
>>78309806
Right here senpai
>>78309790
>this b8
Pedo State will literally never taste the Top 4, seeing as they've only beaten FCS-tier teams and will get schlonged in conference play
>>78309544
Unless you sending dick pics I don't care
I'm meme-ing on my phone in Austin so tell me what's up
>>78309674
1. The
2. Ohio
3. State
4. University
>>78309914
you already lost to fucking oklahoma at home
no way you make top 4
>>78309912
What part of Austin
>>78309914
Why should I participate in a Ohio thread? They sound smug.
>>78309914
>Letting Mayfield plant the Oklahoma flag on home turf
Your team will suck.
>>78309806
It's only half so it still might be
>>78309674
1. Minnesota
2. Iowa
3. Wisconsin
4. Michigan
TROJANS MASTER RACE
>>78309925
Don' worry we have (((them))) on our side
>>78309925
>Ohio State loses at home, at night, in Week 2 to an OOC team
We've seen this episode before, you know how it ends.
>>78309894
I got a W11 about to get BTFO because of USC Gamecucks.
All Texas needs is the offense to actually be useful and we have this game wrapped up. The defense can only carry us for so long.
>>78309806
currently USC 14, texas 7, so.....
very possible and quite likely to be final score:
USC 30-40 range
Texas 10-20 range
which is kind of a blowout
>>78309984
Who painted this masterpiece?
>>78309925
>narrowly lost at home to a top tier team
Oh man the sky is falling
>>78309938
EAST
SIDE
it's in my fucking name, nigga
But on a lighter note, just off of MLK
>>78310083
>Narrowly
Don't fucking lie, we got our asses kicked.
>>78310083
>Narrowly
Leinert was always a bitch nigga 2bh
>>78310128
Fuck you
>>78310060
I'll tell you for $20
>>78309914
reminder that putting ohio into the playoff last year, "just because it's ohio" was a fucking mistake
you aint getting playoffs again this year
>>78310157
Spill it, punk.
>fiancé
>son
>sister in law
wtf is Leinart's life
>>78310152
>bitches about playing time behind kurt warner
>gets injured
>>78310224
the rose bowl was a turning point for a lot of people, anon.
>>78310311
DIDN'T BUSH WIN AN OWL THO?
>>78310083
>narrowly
The absolute delusion
>>78310343
>Owl
>30 yards and a fumble
lets not insinuate that he had much to do with that owl
>>78310222
It's a painting from Salvador Dali called Metamorphosis of Narcissus. Someone anon on /pol/ did the edit to add in the nose and hands.
>>78310409
Did he retire? He seemed to just disappear
>watching UT vs USC on tv
>watching Canelo vs GGG on stream on pc
>cold beer and good marijuana
How comfy are you this Saturday night, /sp/?
>unbelievable on defense
>that last play
wut
>>78310451
>watching the game
>hate U$C
>dont give a shit about texass
>cold octoberfest beer
>bar of xanax
pretty comfy my dude
>>78310439
Ah, thanks.
>>78310451
>3 for 3 match
my brotha!
>>78310483
Lucky you, all the xanax bars around town has been fake recently
>>78310445
I think he blew up his knee on some concrete around the field in detroit(maybe not there but im close)
>>78310466
The fact that USC isn't up by 30 is a testament to how good Texas's defense is playing, considering all the TOs and short drives.
>>78310488
Dubs checked.
>>78310451
>AC is broken
>have a cold
Not as comfy as I should be desu. But as long as I got CFB and shitposting with the lads on /sp/, I can't complain.
where my SC bros at
>tfw too poor to buy tickets this season
my excuse is that i'm a senior and don't care anymore
>>78310561
>ac broken
>living in a 3rd world area
comfy 50 here
Elinger looks like he has the downs
>>78310637
Darnold just looks like an inbred
>>78310637
Eli manning type downs
>>78310671
nah, you just probably haven't ever seen an alpha male in your life. he's what they look like.
>True Detective is there
cringe
Is Texas back?
>>78310525
just get a script
>Matthew Mcconaughey says yeah...I mean ok...
holy fucking cringe...JUST
did mcconaughey actually go to texas?
>>78310916
The dazed and confused people found him at a Texas uni bar.
>>78310916
He attended the University of Texas at Austin, where he joined Delta Tau Delta fraternity.[28] He began in the fall of 1989 and graduated in the spring of 1993 with a bachelor's degree in Radio-Television-Film.
>>78310916
>He attended the University of Texas at Austin, where he joined Delta Tau Delta fraternity.[28] He began in the fall of 1989 and graduated in the spring of 1993 with a bachelor's degree in Radio-Television-Film.
Why is Louisville ranked every fucking year?
>>78310916
honestly who tf even cares anymore. hollywood "celebrities" are still a thing?
nothing makes me happier than the fact that legacy media and hollywood will die out in our lifetimes
>Texas thinks they can challenge based Darnold
>>78310985
>>78310983
Fake degrees don't count
>>78310890
He's wearing the same damn thing he wore to the 06 rose bowl
>>78311012
basketball carryover
>>78310916
He is literally the king of austin
>>78311012
Just miles from based Ohio
>>78311038
To be fair, it said he wanted to go to SMU but was reminded that he was too poor to do that.
>>78311038
Worked out for him pretty well, dumb wagecuck
>>78311035
Think he could play in new York for the Jest?
>>78311035
A E S T H E T I C
you just know he's /ourguy/
>>78311101
do you think he slays college poon the side?
i saw that he's teaching some fake courses at UT as part of his celebrity status
fuck my pussy with a rake mom
Refs don't call a single PI on these holdin' shitheads from usc what a joke.
>>78311229
no, Matthew is a good christian man.
>>78311276
>thinking that's noteworthy
refs don't call shit on ANYONE ever
>>78311269
>>78311038
>Fake degrees don't count
Degree was in TV and film. He's a fucking millionaire movie star now. Dumbfuck.
t. Architectural engineering grad from Texas
FIRST DOWN GET FUCKED TEXAS!
usc is fucking stupid
HE DIDN'T GET IT
TEXAS IS BACK
>>78310916
If you were famous celebrity would you stand on the sideline alone watching games? Remember you're in your 40s+
>>78311475
>>78311465
my stream is delayed. Please dont start doing this to me /sp/
>>78311379
>>thinking that's noteworthy
>refs don't call shit on ANYONE ever
Wut? Football doesn't have rules anymore?
>>78311465
>FIRST DOWN GET FUCKED TEXAS!
Haha Eat shit commiefornia AIDS!
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
HE HAD IT
does usc think this is madden?
>>78311530
Scoreboard, bitch
>oyy veyy goy, let us "manage" your student loans for you, no need to worry about interest, we can assure you relit for a small fee of course :^)
>>78311534
>WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
>HE HAD IT
Nope, he didnt. He got tackled. That's what happens when you throw a 4th down pass behind the sticks.
MUH DURRNELD!
>>78311487
kinda weird. he does it. natalie portman does it
maybe they're too good for the peasants
>me trying to watching this game
I'm out. heading over to Cal / Ole Miss where shit is actually happening
>>78311501
it has rules, it's just that the vast majority of infractions aren't called. only the most egregious ones are.
there are easily 3-4 instances of holding on every single play in every single football game in cfb. PI, depending on how strict the refs want to be, could be called on almost every play as well.
i think cfb refs have a directive to focus on certain types of penalties: targeting, helmet-to-helmet, late hits on qb, etc, while ignoring others: holding, pi etc
>>78311555
>#4 team in the nation
>at home
>up 4 against Texas
>s-s-scoreboard
>mfw
>>78311487
I'd get one of those lifeguard chairs put out there desu. Would be sick af.
>>78311560
ya i get so many sofi letters in the mail to refinance my student loans. tempting, but unless i significantly increase monthly payments, i wont save money overall
>>78311555
>Scoreboard, bitch
41-38, bitch. National title.
>>78311142
>SMU still hasn't recovered from the death penalty in any way, shape or form
You can tell the NCAA is wary to do that again to an elite school
>>78307063
Ricky Williams??
What if Texas wins?
lmao Texas QBs suck so bad
>>78311620
Not talking holding, I'm talking PI. The receivers were being held clearly 3 times in the first half with the ball headed towards them and there was no call. The announcers even mentioned it.
Sam Dorneld is a faggot.
>>78311742
Then they're back
>>78311720
Pony Excess was such a great 30 for 30.
>tfw the guy announcing the death penalty sanctions literally fainted right before the press conference
>>78311752
>lmao Texas QBs suck so bad
True freshman, he's playing pretty well for his second start ever in college.
PS Bernie didn't win commiefornia faggots
>>78311823
Your starter is so bad they threw in a freshman lmao
>>78311705
7 national titles bitch
7 heismans bitch
77 first-round draft picks bitch
>>78311903
>being this triggered
you're going to get to beat texas finally. y so salty?
What degrees are these schools good for?
>>78311903
Faggot: The Post
saaaaaaaaaaaaaaacked
>>78311892
>Your starter is so bad they threw in a freshman lmao
Bad shoulder, but believe whatever you want. You probably haven't ever attended a college football game in your life if you aren't following what is going on well enough to know.
>>78311903
>7 national titles bitch
>7 heismans bitch
>77 first-round draft picks bitch
Lmao you vacated that one heisman and you live in a spic hellhole, enjoy your AIDS.
>>78311947
Texas has good engineering, compsci, business, and some meme degrees like child ed and psychology
>>78311947
>U$C: kikery and marrying a coke-fiend trophy wife
>Tejas: business and "engineering"
>>78311995
Dont forget nursing as well
Lol having to rig the game USC? FUCKING SAD.
>>78312012
Oh yeah, forgot about the shiny new med school
>>78311984
wait is tehico calling california a spic hellhole?
pot, kettle
Ded
Rigged.
>that blatant flop
Lebron would be proud
Thanks for the holding!
>flag on the field
How come USC doesn't get any flags?
>TEXASS
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
holy rigged
>SIX FLAGS OVER TEXAS
>>78312155
man you sure got me. :'^(
WASTED
>woulda got the first anyway
kek stupid texass
>>78312154
You clearly didn't watch them vs Stanford.
>TEXSHIT
>>78311941
>>78311968
>>78311984
TRIGGERED texicans
My team won today, and I hate both of these teams and neither of them are in our conference. Who should I root for, boys?
>>78312290
usc
texass is insufferable
>>78312290
Do you want to see an upset ?
>>78312290
By rule, I go with the lower ranked team
>>78312290
Texas because they're the underdog and for the memes
Enjoy a shitty regular season win in amateur sports, meanwhile my Dallas Cowboys are about to win a superbowl
>>78312271
Build the wall, paco
FIRST DOWN
>>78312376
this is the objectively correct choice
WAY TO GO DUMBASS
Lol WTF was he thinking
am i the only one that watched Bundesliga on FOX?
Fucking dipshit
Is USC paying the texas punt returner?
>hey coach, watch me field all of these kicks at my own 1 yard line!
>>78312451
he wasn't
Soft USC coverage helped em out
Really sad there aren't more cute white boys on these teams
Niggers make football funny. God. Bless em
Holy fuck is Texas about to do the Auburn QB shuffle?
>>78312361
>>78312376
>>78312382
Guess I'll put for UT then, I can't stand Californians anyways.
Wow, he saved that snap from being an utter disaster
>>78312391
you're talking to a white american living in the northeast. nice fail.
also, i will gladly volunteer to build wall when construction begins
>yfw maryaland scored 40+ by this point in their game against texass
>>78312781
confirmed Maryland > USC
>>78312781
Really runs my bison.
>>78312781
>yfw Maryland is better than USC
>>78312815
>>78312850
ZOMG every team is better than every other team because every team has beat a team that's beat a team that's beat a team that's beat a team that's beat a team that's....
TEXAS IS BACK
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHSHAHSHSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
get fucked Trojans
>>78312989
>>78313017
getting this worked up over literally nothing. texas is still losing.
NOW THAT'S A FUCKING INTERCEPTION
DON'T FUCK THIS UP DARNO
I feel bad for this Texas defense they can't stay off the field because the offense is trash
>>78313172
The only way Texas wins is if the defense can score
texas defense is done, cant play 45 mins a game
this is like conor vs floyd now