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Heeminder to keep the chin tucked
Hi
Reminder that this beatdown caused the """"champion"""" to cry uncontrollably
>>78302531
how easily casuals forget
>>78302589
we just dont care
Good thread buddeh. Perhaps wait a bit longer before making an early thread
Fuck Bisping
>XtremeYogurt
Shit is extreme
>>78302589
One thing I will never forget is him getting unequivocally BTFO by a superior fighter (for the second time)
>>78302641
What did he do to you?
>>78302589
Dudes the goat. End of story.
done updating. a handful of picks had 5 instead of 6 fights
>>78302478
So Hendo was the p4p hardest hitter in the ufc?
>Heemed people from WW to HW
joe rogan describing every black guy in the UFC - he is jacked! super shredded! a dangerous man... a beast!
>>78302749
P4p? Yes
Overall? No
>I eat 6, 7, maybe 8 times a day. I like beef, beef is good for strength. Cow beef, horse beef, I like fish. Horse is very good protein, better than beef. I eat Weetabix, nuts, fish. You’ll get big no doubt if you eat 7 times a day
>My mother is big and strong, my grandpa was a big guy too. If you are from a small family, you might find it hard to get big
>>78302715
Rockhold
Perry
Smith
Gillespie
Usman
Ledet
>>78302825
>>78302715
p.s. i'll add a few more picks if anyone else is late
>>78302715
Rockhold
Perry
Lombard
Gillespie
Usman
Ledet
Wonder how much Luke is getting paid fighting in a bingo hall tonight while GGG/Canelo goes on. Probably not anywhere as near as Bisping's purse for ME'ing MSG
>>78302915
branch is a tougher fight than thales leities of cb dolloway
>>78302956
shes wearing a wig
Just realized this card has no wmma, when will i take my piss break now?
>>78302956
post more
>>78302715
Rockhold
Perry
Smith
Gillespie
Usman
Ledet
>>78302956
Yep
>Hair
Gone
>Muscles
Gone
>Confidence
Gone
>Health
Gone
>Chin
Gone
Why are ufc going against the boxing with rockhold??
>>78302972
It will do terrible ratings for that reason, just like Gastelum vs Weidman
>>78303010
So less people will watch Luke embarass himself
>>78303020
McMan Vs Hue did the lowest numbers this year
>>78303020
It will do terrible ratings because of boxing. Wmma has nothing to do with it, Weidman/Gastelum got shitty ratings because no one wanted to watch a bloated welterwight fight a washed up douche
>>78303062
pretty much yeah, when you see a black chick with straight hair its generally a weave. Never pull said weave however you'll get slapped to the shadow realm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ScFNsnWp14
>>78302715
Rockhold
Reyes
Lombard
Gilespie
Usman
Leddit
Is platinum going to meme on us tonight?
>>78303190
The guy he's fighting is a weight class lower than him.
Platinum will get the heem
>>78303155
fake
>>78303190
Perry might just kill a man on live tv
>>78303233
>>78303319
Inb4 perry gets heemed round 1
CAN'T STOP
>tfw Perry would be 1 win away from his titleshot,had he won the Jouban fight
Platinum truely is /ourguy/. But he needs to ditch that alex nicholson nobody and get in on a real camp not a ufc gym.
>>78303355
but he didnt so now he's a gatekeeper because he's a bum
i thought stann had (thankfully) retired
WooP WooP wat up my ninjaZ who yall got your sKriLLa on ToNiTe?
MCL
>>78303355
>jouban got heemed twice in a row since sending him back to the journeyman realm forever
>tfw left mode
Work would be easier if I was strong but than I would have to waste time through eating and I don't like eating.
>Jotko vs. Hall
That right there. Hoping it's a goodie,
>>78303335
It wont happen
The other guy will probably gas out too
>>78303445
drink tons of milk
especially artificially sweetened milk
>>78303480
For sure dude. Floyd is too small my man
post walkouts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMUuLuwmmBg
>>78303502
Milk and sugar will make you jacked not fat. it's literally steroids. combine starch and oil to be a gyno bitch titted fat fuck.
is this possible without any banned substances? who should she fight next? do you think she could beat valentina at 125?
>>78302715
Rockhold
Perry
lombard
Gonzalez
Usman
Ledet
>>78303530
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-s-n8LQiqo
>>78303580
If Joanna moves up to 125 Claudia is taking the belt
>>78303580
yes
she's already gonna fight andrade
no
>>78303580
lowkey wanna see her vs Shevcheko
also what race is she?
>>78302971
She has a head? I need to rewatch that webm.
Also, how does anyone ever recover from this?
>>78303580
She doesn't lift to get big she has to keep her weight down to 140 or below lol
>>78303580
Would be a 10 if he nails weren't so small and stubby
>>78302715
Rockhold
Perry
Lombard
Gillespie
Usman
Ledet
why are there no early prelims
wtf ufc
>>78303615
easy fight for claudia
bet the farm on claudia
>>78303504
Im saying this beacuse the fights on short notice. Its not like hes fighting RDA
*doesnt let you get close*
>>78303616
Hue. You can tell by the truckload of juice she's on
>>78303652
>last minute fighters always lose
>>78303401
based scroat, i want to taste her
>>78303648
only 10 fights
>>78303700
Platinum is going to starch homeboy lol come find me when it happens
Who /UFConFOX/ right now?
In the boxing stream right now and even they are talkin about mcgregor.
half hour till start?
>>78303742
link?
>>78303725
yeah but why
does dana hate pittsburgh
>>78303677
back up do
>>78303743
Its their way of thanking him for making boxing relevant
>>78303750
Come over and watch with me :)
>>78303743
O B S E S S E D
>>78303700
Remember the last welterweight prospect who lost to a late replacement fighter at a fight night event in Pittsburgh?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnqnuNfMlx4
what if joanna loses
>>78303752
One got cancelled a couple of days ago. Dude pulled out because he was sick lol
>>78303774
are you in pittsburgh?
>>78303780
not really, no
>>78303807
Texas
>>78303780
i swear to god if any of you nerds try to cyber bully me again the last thing you'll hear is your own neck breaking
>>78303700
Oh I'm talking to the bisping poster, figures
This is some dude right out of the regional circuit, fighting out of his weight class, on short notice, against a fighter with real power.
Bisping, a ufc fighter, had just recently fought, was not too out of shape.
>>78302531
THIS, is more evidence that mma is a shit pseudo sport.
The mma world has still not figured out a better defense for kicks than to reach out to parry it while gambling on its trajectory and leaving the most vulnerable potential target(the head) exposed. 90% Of the time this is why head kicks land. PROTECT YOU HEAD FAGGOT. even if it means giving up the body at times.
mma is a primative "sport" full of bums.
>when his height starts with a 5
>>78303800
no way namajunas beats jj la
>>78303815
Rick story
<------ Goobs
>>78303830
just gimme link plz. is it FS2? they talking about other shit on FS1
>>78303864
sick fight tbdesu la
>>78303854(You)
(You)
>>78303852
Just saying buddeh, never take a fight lightly. I'm for Perry, but I heard the guy he is fight is really technical.
I need a stream that doesn't require flash help.
>>78303897
its on cnn
i swear to god if you don't let me have the next thread I will never stop
>>78303897
Nigga, I'm watching on TV. Its FS1
>>78303924
lol right. i found a link anyway
>>78303921
It doesnt even start for another 50 minutes chill
>>78303873
NEVER SAY NEVER
>>78303938
thank god i was really concerned that you wouldnt find one
>>78303852
Charlie brenneman beat Rick story under the same set of conditions
>>78303924
Rockhold should win this easily on paper but he seems to be at that stage in his career to start losing close decisions to boring, conservative guys like Branch
sign up for a free trial of sling tv, ps vue, youtube tv, or hulu tv to watch the fights on fs1 then cancel that shit before they charge you
>>78303951
is that megan anderson in the back ducking cyborg?
>>78303951
The only way I could see Rose winning is if she pulls off some absolute meme move
Like some flying armbar from across the cage
>>78303864
>when his height starts with a 5
>>78303951
I want to finger meegan in a nightclub toilet desu
r/mmastreams is my go to place for streams
>>78303975
i don't think he'll fall softly like that with his chin. i think he'll go straight to getting ko'd.
>>78303998
She's going to run off the Octagon wall and lock in a flying triangle my guy
>>78303965
Charlie brenneman is a human lowlight reel. All the dude did was get knocked out cold in dramatic fashion.
>>78304009
>implying she wouldn't be fingering you
>>78303864
my wife's resting face is like that and all her coworkers think i abuse her because she looks like she's on the brink of crying all the time
>>78304012
Thanks Bispbro
>>78303907
great argument
>>78303854
> even if it means giving up the body at times.
boxers tap to leg kicks
>>78304036
Height 6 ft 0 in (1.83 m)
Weight 145 lb (66 kg; 10.4 st)
Division Featherweight
Reach 77.5 in (197 cm)
literally at the womanlet cutoff
>>78304030
He still derailed the Rick story hype train. Whoever is fighting Perry can potentially do the same thing
>>78304000
lmao
>>78303854
>still talking about this shit
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
guys has the card started?
https://discord.gg/guGaVA
>>78304077
I still laugh at ray Mercer quitting against bonjasky after getting kicked in the head once
does anyone have the leg extension surgery webm?
>>78304081
wew
>>78304123
we don't watch fights here, we only talk about memes and drama
>>78304139
Not worth it brah
Is Mike Perry the least Reddit fighter on the roster?
>>78304077
another great argument. why is it that mma fighters can't figure out that head kicks do more damage that leg or body kicks?
The dude platinum is fighting looks slow as hell. Hes done for my man
>>78302715
cock guy
platinum
lombard
gilespie ??
usman
ledet ??
>>78304123
in 10min I think m8
>>78304076
Heres another (You)
I can see you really need them
>>78304114
i'm talking about the cormier head kick. pay attention to more than the pretty pictures.
>>78304167
It doesn't have to be this way ...
>>78304205
thank you finbro
>>78304080
Brenneman wasnt a ufc newcomer on 3 days notice when he fought story my man. Not the same situation
>>78304081
Luke reminds me of myself
My mom said I look like Alex Reyes
>>78304212
still nothing.
id literally suck platinum perrys cock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4_GCI-XOQQ
anyone else sick of joanna jedrzejczyk's tired horseshit?
>>78304217
no thanks
>>78304253
reminds me of the blkkk skkknhead video thing
>>78304180
he's one of the most reddit fighters.
>>78303530
Out of all the decent In Flames songs to walk out to you managed to picked that trash. The fuck.
>>78304282
the only fighter with a chance of beating JJ is shev at 125
I have kamaru "the nigerian wrestlefucker" usman and gregor gillespie in my fantasy draft what you guys think
Rose easily could have subbed Karolina she lost on purpose for more time to train for the goblin.
>>78304268
he's already got someone to do that anon
>>78304259(You)
(You)
>>78304311
you nigger
>>78304298
How is platinum reddit you fool
>>78304245
I think Perry is going to win but it would be a hell of a thing if Pittsburgh derailed another hype train
>>78304343
Stop making me fucking jealous dude
>>78304319
tbf, Karolina did rock her
I think she'll lose when someone cracks her chin
Rose definitely doesn't have the hands for that
>>78304343
>>78304356
>you fool
Cringed
>>78304319
jessica eye is the best boxer in the ufc she would easily beat joanna at 125
>>78304343
>tfw no trailer trash hot gf
Platinum is /heem/
#PlatinumNation
THOUGHT YOU HAD A MEME BOI?! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>78304372
Congratulations? I'd heem you in seconds
>>78304372
because le funny meme man boi AAAAaaGGGggHHhh!!!!1!
>>78304403
the pan up on ellenburger's corpse made me lmao
jorge masvidal would unironically beat GGG or Canelo in a street fight it wouldn't even beat competitive
>>78304420
>>78304424
Cringed
>>78304431
no shit. why not put him against them in the sport they actually train you goddamn american mutt
>>78304418
thicc
>caring or even thinking about about what ledditors like or talk about
>>78304431
Wrong, since both would have body guards
as much as i wish perry was a superstar some day he really seems destined to be a cult classic fighter
>>78304463
"sweet science" more like "bitchmade dudes"
>>78304434
ban canada from sp
>>78304343
I want to smell what those monkeys are smelling
>>78304431
>bum-ass Gooby won multiple rounds against far and away the greatest boxer ever
CM Punk could heem both those cans at the same time under boxing rules lmao
>>78304470
unless you're rousey or conor, mma athletes have zero status.
>>78304480
definitely, jouban fucked him up and jouban is hardly elite
anyone in the top 5 starches Perry
reddit is superior
>>78304470
do they? GGG is barely a millionaire. i don't know about the other pillow puncher.
Why do Americans love chav's so much?
>Perry
>Diaz 1
>Diaz 2
>McGregor
>>78302715
>Rockhold
>Perry
>Smith
>Gillespie
>Usman
>Ledet
>>78304515
im talking about canelo and ggg. Not the cuban
>>78304518
PLATINUM MIKE PERRY 4 EVA!!!!! THOUGHT YOU HAD A FRIEND BOIIIII AAARRRGHHHH!!!!
>>78304524
theyre violent
masvidal would beat maia in a street fight
>>78304480
>>78304517
He's still raw and young and has shown huge improvement in every fight and took a loss like a champ
Perry has a long way to go before he can be written off completely
I'm getting an itch this fight will be really embarassing for Luke or David.
>>78304517
Chris lytle was a fan favorite who was never top 5 but he put on spicy bangers
>>78304547
thats what i mean, boxers actually have status but mma fighters are nobodies outside of the cage.
>>78304524
what is a chav? i don't speak poor.
Conor "The Notorious" McGregor
>>78304550
Jesus christ stop sperging so hard. He's /ourguy/
>>78304510
conor won one(1) round against floyd and thats because floyd didnt throw anything for the first three rounds waiting for conor to punch himself out. Two of the three conor lost lmao
>>78304524
trashy fighters have appeal
they think fighters are more authentic when they are trashy
if lawler didn't have tattoos he'd be doomed.
they can't understand normal people being proficient and loving of violence, since they are in denial about themselves
>>78304524
Because modern Americans are anti-intellectual and love confrontational assholes who talk tons of shit.
>>78304524
>Perry
>Diaz
>chavs
>>78304603
ilu
>>78304603
CHADS always win
>>78304550
How does this make you feel?
>>78304603
blow it out your ass leaf
>>78304561
Am I the only person that thinks David will beat Luke?
>>78304630
Nope
>>78304554
I think you'd be surprised
>>78304286
>>78304346
upset enough to respond but they know i'm correct so they have no argument.
>I'ma bust you up boy
branch confirmed knocking luke the fuck out tonight
When's the fight companion start
>>78304622
Chads always win until they graduate college and wind up as used car salesmen married to dumpy, faded bitches.
>>78304630
I'm starting to smell an upset
>>78304389
Yes, look at him
>>78304611
Diaz's are chavy in that they gang jump people like a bunch of faggots
>>78304670
sounds better than living with your dad past 30
>>78304628
I'd rather your mom suck it out, stars n' bars.
>>78304630
>>78304637
i don't think he will but i hope he does so rockhold fans can keep talking about "muh flukes"
>>78304651
have another (you) buddeh. i hope its everything you dreamed of
>>78304681
Living with parents past 18 is a joke.
>>78304681
Most people live with their parents until at least their late 20s nowadays. Student debt is a motherfucker.
>>78304693
what is "it" anyway? she can't suck out your autism.
When does the Canelo fight start?
*cough* Anon, do you have some water *coughs blood* drink? I'm feeling a bit *vomits* under the weather
>>78302992
Does /heem/ enjoy overly enhanced glam dolls?
>>78304725
in about 3 bongs and 9 bings
Luke will win and restore order in the MW division.
>>78304712
Depends where you live.
Families tend to stick together in Croatia a lot more than they do in America.
>>78304720
No, but she'll sure try.
>>78304712
nah I lived at home until 20 was based af
>>78304651
>He patiently waits for the (You)
>>78304731
I have a few webms. Is there a name of this phenomenon?
>>78304738
I'll let her know you need the help, she'll be on the way to suck your demon out.
>>78304731
I have a lot of questions
Who's p4p the hardest hitter in the UFC atm?
im 22 i live with my moms and her boyfriend, tell me what you think about that fellas. tell me about how you finished paying a mortgage at my age and retired with million $ investment portfolio. i love it
>>78304758
saved
>>78304776
jon jones
Reem bless lads
This is Luke Rockhold?!
>>78304776
the russian lhw
>>78304785
I said p4p hardest hitter, not p4p least skilled
>>78304776
p4p? conor mgregor. as much as he is an omnipresent meme his finish rate is unmatched
>>78304670
you keep coping bud.
>>78304776
Ubereem's knee
>>78304776
Why that would be conor of course glad you asked
>>78304801
who else makes grown men routinely cry, including many itt
jbj hardest hitter
>>78304776
stipe
This is Brendan Schaub?!
>>78304818
I'm not your bud, guy.
>>78304758
Not that I'm aware of, no.
>>78304776
<--- right here
FINALLY TIME FOR GILBERT BURNS
HYPE
Also Perry and Rockhold are going to lose btw
>>78304837
That is photoshopped. He's quite handsome. He is also successful to boot. A modern day rennaissance man.
>>78304783
>large house
>grandma and grandpa live on ground level
>mum and dad got first floor
>bro and me got second floor / attic
It's COMFY as fuck. Got my own privacy and can have people over without disturbing anyone yet still have family close and can help them out or look after them.
And there's always fresh home made food somewhere in the house plus grandpa has a nice booze cabinet in the basement.
>>78304846
I do not recognize this fellow
eta on perry fight
Buzz cut Perry is best Perry
>>78304758
not a fan of the paint, looks dumb, but black booty really is on another level
>>78304861
>That is photoshopped
>>78304876
around the time GGG and Canelo start fighting
>>78304862
>that stupid fucking workout
JUST FUCK MY LIGAMENTS UP
>>78304776
Volkan "No Time" Oezdemir
>>78304846
What are they doing exactly?
>>78304792
it's just bad lighting he looks the same
>>78304862
is that to make yur butt nice?
>>78304862
is this typical in your country or are you extra lucky? it sounds like a dream honestly. my familiy is quite dysfunctional single mother etc and country is hellishly crowded most places
Luke trained with Henri Hoof for this one
>>78304792
Hahahaha
>>78304931
holy fuck MOAR
>>78304776
Hi heem havent been here in a long time prolly since summer
Saw the nippon fighter satoshi ishi yesterday here and came to brag about it
Dude is jacked but looks small tbqh famalams
All the best to you laddehs
blackposter do you have any webms of more realistic non implatent absurd ass? please
Tried to sleep but couldn't so now just a bit more tired and will fall asleep earlier during teh card
gg
when is gilbert burns fighting it was meant to already happen?
What is wrong with Luke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Il0ou8DiDIM
>>78304937
It's not uncommon.
Most people move out in their 20s, after graduating from college and starting their own family. It's kinda expensive to do it before.
>>78303629
shes a fucking fighter derp
>>78305035
off the peds on the coke, he's fucked
>>78305026
Invest into a Monster can, available even in 24/7 petrol stations
>>78305026
Do you do anything but whine and moan?
>>78305031
No Fight Pass prelims, he's the first fight on the card
Also I tried to make the webm's for you you asked for but I've kept running into issues with the script so haven't been able to. Don't know if I can get it fixed
>>78305035
>>78304861
>>78304896
It actually isnt photoshopped
its what you look like when you od on stevia
>>78305057
Don't try to friend simulate me you weirdo, how the hell would you know what I do
I've barely been on /heem/ today
>>78305035
I'm pretty sure Luke is legitimately on the spectrum. Also, coke.
>>78305035
jesus christ he's dying, Branch is really gonna shock the world isn't he
>>78305035
he has some narrow as fuck shoulders. like a sedentary nerd. just.
>>78305035
Rock got luked.
>Jon Anik
too bad Nate didnt bitchslap that retard back then
>>78305079
taimafags get out
>>78305127
Shut up
its literally /oursite/
>>78305035
He might be sick from the weight cut, also hes been out for a while with injuries so he probably got heavy. Now he had to cut all the weight he gained
Kenny looks greasy as fuck.
>>78305035
He has dehydrated cock and has to be right next to a woman.
Fuck Wonda Wousey
>>78304905
I'll watch highlights of GGG after watching Platinum live
WE ARE LIVE
Fights are starting
>>78305092
>>78305054
Thats not how you look/behave on coke
he seems to have had a really hard cut and looks sick with that red prolly runny nose
Hey since when was Uriah Hall on this card
>>78305186
Not even if you paid me.
Are these prelims expected to be any good?
I'm just craving to see some fighting
who /chad ggg/ here?
Could Rockhold grapple with DC if he moved up to LHW?
He's fucking huge for MW and the cuts are gonna become impossible soon.
>>78305220
Burns is a beast
Another state that hasn't adopted the new rules
>>78305220
watch and find out, what else are you going to do? you can wank it later
>>78305220
uriah hall is up next
Saggo is a faggo
What's your knockouts per fight ratio?
>>78305253
>what else are you going to do?
watch wuxia films desu
>>78305230
>implying they would ever fight
>>78303938
Send pls friend
how much till the fightssssssssssssssssssssss
snackz n hoez
Leggo Saggo
>>78305267
I don't consider it a fight when my opponent goes out from my first punch
Saggo is gonna get heemed I can feel it
>>78305278
bruce is introing prelim 1 now
so ad break and then fight
Who else /FIGHT PASS MEMBER/ here?
>>78305230
M-MUH DICK
>>78305278
Opening bout just started
>>78305267
I've never been in a fight. No ones ever tried anything on me, I'm 6'3 190
Remember to watch on mute to avoid bias
Is red shorts for leafs?
>>78305317
Skele desu
Isn't Burns Vitor's prodigy?
>>78305333
I watch on mute anytime Anik is in the booth
Cruz commentating
it's a bjj blackbelts shitbox episode
Gonna go play some L4D2 until Perry's fight begins
>>78305305
can i watch main c ard on fight pass
holy fuck that right hand that connected
jesus christ
>>78305333
I wish I could mute the commentary but keep the noise of the fight and crowd.
First MMA event I've watched in over a year, have I missed much?
198 pounds lol
>>78305371
do people still play that game
>>78305375
Depends. If a tv network owns the broadcasting rights in your area, then no. You need a VPN
>>78305317
Might be you have a mean look
youre not that big famalam
>>78305397
gaethje vs johnson
>>78305397
Jon Jones solidified himself as the GOAT
>>78305405
Yes
>train bjj for 20 years
>do everything possible to keep it on the feet
>>78305398
makes me wonder how heavy some of the WWs must get between fights
saggo is so slow
>>78302715
Lombard/Smith is really the only toss-up.
1 upset from the rest of the fights will knock out many of the posters.
Burns 10-9
Spicy round. Hue putting the leaf in his place
going to the shop lads, anyone want anything?
>>78305427
he was already GOAT before the hit and run
Does catfish taste good?
>>78305398
He is a heavy guy
>>78305454
>before
this position is underrated, you've got free unlimited low kicks to your opponents thighs, so spam that shit
>>78305035
>picked Branch already
Feels good desu
Intelligent commentating is back on the menu boys
>>78305462
Every time I had catfish it tasted like mud.
>>78305427
>goat
More like
>drug addict piece of shit nigger
He may be the most talented fighter ever , hell never be goat tho
>>78305474
ahh yes, the "temper tantrum" guard
>>78303010
Yeah. You'd think the sensible thing would be to swap this fight night with the one in Japan.
>>78305473
>>78305495
he still is. you so salty
enjoy looking for that stream lol
He's waiting for the roid jungle savage to gas out
>>78305462
Tends to be to gamey for me
Would it kill them to set up kicks with jabs
>>78305405
gets a consistent 6k-14k player base.
Flooded with nub shitties trying to play VS though.
>>78305511
hes on his way
>>78305495
The sheer butthurt in this post lmao
>>78305509
I was implying he still and forever will be, this other crybaby can't deal with it
>>78305397
This>>78302531
>>78305035
Unironically looks like he has AIDS
>>78305408
how can i get vpn?
good. faggo btfo.
>>78305534
nah he's right, JJ isn't the GOAT, Fedor is
>>78302715
Branch
Perry
Hector
Gonzalez
Usman
heeem
HEEEEMMMM
SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPY
HEEEEEEEMM
Are the streams all laggy for anyone else or is my internet just taking a shit?
HEEM
>>78305560
Here's your (You), don't spend it all in one place
HEEM ABSOLUTELY OUT
>>78305545
I dont know
HEEEEEM SLEEEEPY
>it's a "wrestler with an overhand" episode
HEEM SLEEP
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
thank you. fucking saggo maybe you'll grapple next time enjoy the brain damage.
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem
TIMBER
HEEMD
>>78305594
fuck i missed it while checking here
BURNED
turned him into a slinky
>Corner told him to watch out for takedown
>Gets knocked out cold
>>78305583
A lot where pretty shitty for me but i found one thats ok. try vipbox nu
>its a ground guy tries to stand up and bang with someone bigger and more experienced than him and gets knocked the fuck out episode
Rate my ufc doggo
I wonder what WADA has to say about that HEEM
>>78305636
burns is the better ground guy tho
>>78305632
Same corner that told him he won round 1
>britfag commercial where cricket player talks shit to soccer player
fucking embarrassing
>>78305600
>man jaw
more like julianna mena
>>78305637
2 cacas /10
>>78305627
>carpaccio
bretty gud
>>78305509
>counters an legit argument with an subjectiv opinion
A goat doesnt get stripped of his titles for using steroids repedetly
Ps there are at least 2 cro posters
>>78305637
he looks like a happy pupper
>>78305647
oh my bad. nevermind then. still, heem starfishy
Saggos getting cut.
>>78305637
about as good as your picture of it
Sweet KO. Sraight to the chin.
What happened to our guy Uriah Hall?
He was supposed to be the next Anderson Silva
>>78305637
10/10mut
>>78305637
Cute doggo
Time for Uriah Hall's last fight before he gets cut.
>>78305676
he turned into a Neil Magny
>wearing a non-Reebok flag
Uncle Dana's not gonna like this.
put your cellphone away you fuckin monkey
Is the overhand right, also known as The Lanklet Killer, the most powerful attack in MMA?
the nunes accent
>rancid
>>78305667
>A goat doesnt get stripped of his titles for using steroids repedetly
cool opinion
>>78305637
C A C A
A
C
A
What happened in Florida?
Told you guys Burns is a beast
OBRIGADO DEUUUUS
>>78305676
All he has is his striking
>>78305545
Jel ti treba stream?
hue accents are the worst
>>78305687
how did neil magny ever look in the mirror and say 'yeah I'm gonna be a fighter' he's as built as a piece of plywood
>>78305637
you will fuck up your notebook with shitty beer
>>78305674
He doesn't like standing still
>>78305694
More of a JDS accent
>>78305637
very good doggo, rate heem sleepy catto
>>78305704
a hurricane, very very few people died, it was forecasted to hit as a category 5 or 4 so millions of people evacuated, but really turned out to be a dud for almost everyone
>>78305689
> Live on national television being recorded from 99 different angles
> pulls his cellphone out
That was an anime punch
>>78305704
they took a bath
>>78305704
Bath salts
Burns is getting a visit from usada next week. Also thats not Jotko
>>78305737
>cat
disgusting
>this Fight Night is sponsored by the USMC
based
>>78305737
3 cacas /5
>>78305704
State was ravaged by a liberal hoax.
Webm?
>>78305723
magny is probably the best possible fighter he can be, with his damn genetics
hendricks, lombard, he has had his moments in the sun
>>78305704
coral springs got heemed by a hurricane
>>78305737
too cute/10
>>78305637
all dogs are 10/10
>>78305737
:3
>>78305737
brain parasites/10
>>78305737
Youll wake up your cat when someone gets heemd
>>78305723
If anything he is a massive overachiever who has accomplished more than most.
how does i make the fightpass video a proper size when i cock the windows it goes super small
>13-8
LOBOV-ESQUE IN HIS CAREER, JOE
>>78305691
I'd say the double leg counter knee has destroyed more guys
>13-8
>Still showing that five year old kick from TUF
Shit there are kindergarteners more relevant than Hall
>>78305637
>no monkey soup
Uma delicia
Sorry, stream screwing up, missed the live moment. Replay here.
fuck all your pets I'd heem everyone of them
someone please tell me when the boxing match starts. This boxing undercard is putting me to sleep.
>>78305768
If only. He did take advantage of the elderly by charging them money to pick up sticks and roof shingles in their yards though.
>>78305803
Why aren't you watching MMA?
he ded
>>78305803
6 bongs
>>78305798
jesus almost hendoesque
>>78305803
most likely 10-11 est
>>78305819
>>78305798
porcelain chin. ive been hit way harder than that in training
>>78305840
sure you have champ
>>78305840
Yeah my mum hits me harder than that
>>78305803
Go to /box/ homo
>>78305840
If you get hit right on the chin like that, and it makes your head snap, it's a K.O every time
>>78305819
my guy had no idea that could even happen
yikes
>>78305840
oh absolutely 100%
>>78305818
Just turned it on. Now I know why boxing is fucking dead.
>>78305791
>WON/F4W
>>>/asp/
>>78305840
Youre so cool famalam
Luke gonna feel that Hooft curse! :D
>>78305868
nah, not me
>>78305737
cute
Bisping fan yeah?
luke is so good looking it's not fucking fair
>>78305919
Not me either, bro.
I was just making an example. When I hit people like that they're always out, dude.
>>78305637
top doggo, give him/her some pets from me
HELLO IS THERE GOING TO BE A FIGHT COMPANDA?
Jotko would have been fighting Rockhold right now if the didn't fight like a bum against Branch.
>>78305035
Rockhold is the male equivalent of those women who were born so beautiful that they never develop any personality, humour, or charisma.
>>78305911
Whats the Hooft curse?
Anybody else unironic Bisping fans?
I think he's gonna crumple GSP.
>>78305940
when i knock people out they dont fucking move
>>78305922
my cat's a die hard fan yea not me though
>>78305791
install dualess extension for chrome
it will let you do what you want
Jhony Hendrix would destroy Luke Rockhold at 185
Proper thread pls
>>78305957
I think hes going to beat gsp up as well. Fuck that greasy roiding frenchman.
>>78305945
Yea joe and eddie watching both ufc and box at simultaneously
>>78305952
Branch not being able to beat Jotko convincingly doesnt bode well for Branch vs Rockhold
Who /JUST EXISTING/ here?
>>78305998
right here m8
>scintillating
>Uriah Hall
Pick one.
>>78305998
here lad. about ready for the final heem
>>78305955
that's kind of a myth desu. beautiful autists just get further in life and you notice them more than you would say /asp/ posters irl
>>78306020
>>78306020
>>78306020
>>78306020
NEW
>>78305791
Ctrl and - at the same time
Press it twice. It will zoom out but make tha player bigger
>>78305971
Main Card: (Fox Sports 1) @ 10 PM ET
MW Luke Rockhold (15-3-0) vs. David Branch (21-3-0)
WW Mike Perry (10-1-0) vs. Alex Reyes (13-2-0)
MW Hector Lombard (34-7-1) vs. Anthony Smith (27-12-0)
LW Gregor Gillespie (9-0-0) vs. Jason Gonzalez (11-3-0)
WW Kamaru Usman (10-1-0) vs. Sérgio Moraes (12-2-1)
Heavyweight Justin Ledet (8-0-0) vs. Azunna Anyanwu (14-4-0)
Prelims: (Fox Sports 1) @ 8 PM ET
LW Tony Martin (12-3-0) vs. Olivier Aubin-Mercier (9-2-0)
HW Anthony Hamilton (15-7-0) vs. Daniel Spitz (5-1-0)
MW Krzysztof Jotko (19-2-0) vs. Uriah Hall (12-8-0)
LW Gilbert Burns (12-3-0) KTFO Jason Saggo (11-2-0)
no this is the real one
>>78299077
>>78299077
>>78299077
>>78305962
Your cat is pretty cool Greece
>>78305991
Edgie Brah!
>>78306032
Rockhold isn't an autist. Not even close. He's just has a bland personality and an average at best intelligence.
>>78305863
McGregor lost, shut the fuck up pussy.