>"Lads, I want you to go out there and run really fast

draw 1-1 with burnley

>"YOU DIDNT GO FAST ENOUGH"

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>>78301852
>Is there a bigger meme manager in the world of sport?
Don't tell me you've forgotten already

>>78301924
He isn't a meme manager at all, he just has boring tactics.

Klopp is a meme manager, he is literally a 8 year old on fifa

>>78301852
>image.jpg

He moans more than any manager in memory. Literally any time they drop points, he cries about referees, time wasting, fouls, opposition tactics.

Don't think there's ever been a game where he's just held his hands up and said 'fair play...we didn't go fast enough'

Lads, my hair is thinning on top like Klopp's before his hair transplant. Can I get a hair transplant that looks as good as his?

>>78301956
>Implying I don't save every image I have as image.jpg to trigger exactly this response

The one time I questioned him was when he was asked what qualities he likes in a centre back, and the first attribute he listed was pace.

Not everyone has to blazing fast, fuck. Just sign a big brick wall centre back pls.

>anglos slowly catching up to years old /bundes/ memes

wonderful

Is Klopp a Sonic fetishist? I know that there's a lot of Sonic freaks around, and I know that Germans are deranged sexually. It would make a lot of sense.

>>78301852
Why no DM though, I wonder?

>>78302118
He literally signed Karius because he was statistically the fastest keeper in the Bundesliga. He's not going to change.

Eines schönen Trainingstages war Sven Bender etwas faul und lief nicht die geforderten 100 Kilometer pro Trainingsspiel. Kloppo nahm den Jungen zur Seite, schrie: "Hast du 'nen Lattenschuß? Das hier is 'ne Vollgasveranstaltung!" Im nächsten Spiel lief Bender dann 200 Kilometer. Kult-Motivator Kloppo!

>>78302179
i cant handle /bundes/, can you just write a list of memes i should know about?

>>78302118
He wants fast CBs because he needs them to defend well when Liverpool press high and a slow as fuck bumblefuck isn't going to be able to sprint fast enough to intercept any forwards counterattacking on a break.

>>78302303
i stopped going there years ago

the autism is too much for me

>>78302402
yeah same
i dont even know if their memes are good

what have I done WHAT HAVE I DONE