/rug/

rubgy

Decent start so far

anyone got a link to a decent stream?

shames

where's the huelad?

execute hames

>McKenzie is the NZ fullback

>>78286268
Having a worse start than Sione Lauaki

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>not using a decent picture

worst /rug/ ever?

>>78286267
Yeah lad
*pisses on you*

Blacfrica

R u g

hames on getting subbed at 30 watch

>>78286277

he's from ghana. we poach as well.

>>78286267
http://www.vipboxtv.me/rugby/502363/1/rugby-championship-:-new-zealand-vs-south-africa-stream.html

>>78286274
Fuck up.

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>>78286274
I love how JDV got BTFO in his 100th match

>>78286282
talked that shit at the press conference too and then came out like this kek

>>78286283
Why is it the west blackfricans are the only darkies with any talent

Why are the floodlights so shit in this stadium nz?

>>78286292
its a shit stadium

>>78286292
we're poor and bad at rugby

McKenzie again ffs

>starting with some freshie props

come on now nz, wtf did you expect?

there is NO WAY you can justify pookenzies selection in this match

>Darkie cant throw 15 metres

LMFAO

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MemeKensie on handling errors watch
>but he is le GOAT
Hands like a goat

>Dan Carter total points
the GOAT

>>78286292
To save money, we've relied on the glow from the Webb Ellis Cup for the last 6 years.

Excellent tactical knock on by Mckenzie

>>78286267
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxsoblct2R8

>>78286304
Nor will anyone try.

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>>78286311
Sad painful reminder

hames is going to give away a penalty soon lads

>>78286302
yeah hames is definitely not doing himself any favours

but 2bh i think the fact that both sides have some green in him will make this a fairly watchable game

Early tackle ref

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>>78286316
...please..

skudds reiko dagg until jordie or ben smith comes back

NMS BURIED
Fuck this manlet team

Few NMS got up, that was a big hit on old glass bones

SKUDDED

>>78286320

Easily the worst /rug/ thread of the year.

>Be fullback
>Receive the ball most of the time from the highball
>Surprised there are a lot of errors

R I E K O
I
E
K
O

AARON SMITH IS FUCKING BACK LADS

When Smith is good, he's amazing.

aaron smith on eternal goat watch

ME OH MY I HAVE ENJOYED THAT YES BOY

Aaron Smith is too good

>>78286337
The problem is he has higher error stats than literally every fullback in NZ. Even if you doubled the players so bad they were dropped half way through the season they aren't as bad as MemeKensie.

IOANE!

Ioane hattrick tonight?

>>78286348

this..

What's the point of south Blacfrica playing pacey young black Seven's Lads on the wing if they aren't pacey?

>Smith not moving an inch to let young butter hands McKenzie near the high ball
Just go McKenzie your done that the short halfback doesn't trust you with the highball.

nah

taking the piss

genius lads

RAZZLE DAZZLE

>That cheeky pass
Barret on redemption watch

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HOLY FUCK BARRETT!!!!

Floodgates open already

jissis

CHEEKY BARRETT

>>78286357
nail in the fucking coffin ay

>"""""GOAT"""""""" """""""PineKenzie""""
Drips the ball and fails miserably
>based Beauden "pissrat"
Razzle dazzle great player with excellent skills

Fuck that saffa cunt was leggy tho, made Barrett look slow

holy fuck that sa winger is quick

Reiko/NMS/Smith should be our first choice back 3 desu.

Jordie on the bench

South Africa btfo

>>78286381
this holy shit lucky skudds had barrett outside him

Le switch man

>NMS intercepts with only MemeKensie as an option
>turns and boots it
Fuck off MemeKensie

>>78286384

We've been saying this for months lad. That's the back 3 for Japan.

>rieko could have offloaded to pinekenzie
>decides to go to ground
kek this cant all be coincidence lads

NZ rugby commentators insistence in referring to Mtawarira as "The beast" is v v concerning tttt

>Reiko makes a break with MemeKensie in support
>decides to go to ground
Does literally no one trust him KEK

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>coles
What a legend

>>78286396

The Beast of Torbay.

>>Le Forward who Runs Like a Back but Can't Grubber Kick Like a Back Man

called it lads

Love the stadium music

Hungry like the wooooolf!

>Hames
>MemeKensie

yeesh

It's out of his range at sea level. Up on the SA mountains he could have nailed that.

>queefs players playing absolute dogshit
really thinking lads

>>78286429

Excellent post

>>78286431

Excellent post

>>78286439
based post rater
how ya been lad

*dabs up the middle*

LET THAT BE THE END OF IT

AND OFF YOU GO

the angry avocado

>and off you go please
Based fucking Nige.

Based nige

Imagine being a saffa.

>>78286442

It's been a dark winter t t t t t t t lad, but I'm looking forward to summer.

How shit is this hames cunt

BIG UGLY BARRETT

>>78286472
He's literally the Garold of NZ rugby.

Apologise to Marc Hinton now

BARRET MAGIC

wheres my uker boy at
based NMS making magic tonight

That pass from GOATKENZIE was gorgeous

SOUTH AFRICAN RUGBY IS BACK

BEST BARRETT!

>all blacks hijab
Kill me now lads.

Was that bitch just wearing an All Blacks towelhead?

>>78286481
this to be honest

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>>78286482

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>All Blacks Hijab

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IM A SOUTH AFRICAN EXPAT LIVING IN NEW ZEALAND AND IM FUCKING PISSED

THIS IS MEANT TO BE THE GREATEST RIVALRY IN WORLD RUGBY AND TTHOSE GOD DAMNED BLACKS ARE RUINING RUGBY

FUCK OFF ANC

FUCKING KYS

GODANE

REIKO

Is coles our best winger? I think so anons

Can Rhule tackle?

Disgusted at the probable NZ First voters ITT

sheeeeit it might be a blowout la-

>>78286494

KEK

Oh fuck

Another thing built by white males ruined by blacks.

F

Is Reiko going to end up with more tries than Savea?

aaron smith has been absolutely flawless

>day ruined

atleast im not south african

Fuck we missed Coles

>>78286504
/rug/ is a TOP poomunity

Jesus

>Literally 4 AB's could have scored that try

Nice "D-Fence" shit afrikeks.

The rape train is early today.

Who's ready for the HILARIOUS screenshot of this match on pornhub on some shite rugby bantet page tomorrow?

man the all blacks really brush up well against the boks

>>78286511

Easily.

>>Probably the first tackle Rhule made all night
That was savage Nisbo

>>78286496
Why aren't you at the game?

You're all at the North Shore.

Springbok #14 can't defend for shit lmao

>>78286523
based uker

NMS already setup multiple tries lad

"All Blacks" that are done:
Hames, McKenzie, the Saveas, Perenara
Players in glorious ascension:
Fifita, Rieko, A. Smith

>>78286529
Kek

At least I can fall asleep to fp3 of the f1 after this.

yankees looks like the only cunt doing much for the boks atm

look at those bloody cynical forwards standing around when they could be making GOAT supporting plays for their 7

Me oh my I have enjoyed that half yes boy

Are all-blacks the Jose Mourinho of Rugby

>soak up attacks and tire enemy out then counter attack

That's literally all they have done

>>78286535
Pinekenzie was instrumental in all of the tries

He is the pied piper of NZ rugby

Funny how Nigel Owens gives us better on field commentary than Justin Marshel

>>78286545
Modern AB's do that. Think about the whole bench meme.

>that Vodafone ad
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

i would fucking the shit out of that girl in the vodafone all blacks ad lads

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>>78286547
>>78286547
You said it

Why do the Saffa wingers weigh around 60 kegs combined?

>>78286539
apart from handling errors and intercepts they havent even been terrible

they arent prepared for the pace of the counter attack though. blame the coaches

Would Marshie flip out if someone pulled out a BOOMFA in commentary?

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would you hotel in her trivago lads?

>>78286561
Malnutrition.

ME OH MY I HAVE ENJOYED THIS YES BOY

>>78286533
Barrett's pass in that NMS try was fucking hilarious. The best pass of the match award.

>>78286565
She is QT AF

>>78286557
>>78286558
literally the worst fucking ad

Fuck me, watching Rieko break and connect with LFWRLABM was poetry

What positions can blacks play lads? They need to be half the squad by 2019
1. Pacy wingers
2. ???

For forwards feel like the Beast et. all are flukes
The five eight is mixed

>>78286585
Props?

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i'm not sure what to make of this game. it's not like we're playing THAT shit.

i expect some serious changes in the second halve though. getting near my breaking point of supporting the quotaboks.

the good:
reiko
aaron smith
beauden
coles
NMS
squire until he got sent off
retallick
scott

the ambiguous:
read
whitelock
SBW
crotty

the bad:
lulala
hames
dmac

>>78286587
I've considered that, but at the same time >>78286567

Beauden Barret redemption arc

>>78286589
Let it go mate.

Enjoy the sweet release.

The good:
GOATkenzie

Everyone else:
Who cares

>>78286594
+ DMac fall from grace arc
Best timeline

Reiko is actually GOAT and has a great career ahead of him as long as he doesn't nigger out mid career and throw it all away

>>78286585
6, 7, 9, 12, 13
They're fucked

>>78286596

it's all we have left

>>78286594
with the Aaron Smith atonement subplot

>>78286599
Checked
Seems like they're not letting memekenzie near the ball
Namefags are very quiet tonight

Can you already name some names from the ABs squad of the decade?
I think there will not be any better 12 and 13 than C. Smith ana Nonu in this decade. Read will be eternal #8.

>>78286591
just missing cane in the good category desu

Please (You) me.

>>78286611
Last world cup squad will be about 90%

>>78286612
i knew i missed someone

>>78286611
we won't have a midfield that good for a while i reckon

but pretty much this >>78286620

>>78286606
It's better than the boring personal drama plot

>>78286611
McCaw and Carter are the 2 best players of all time

>>78286611
1. Woodcock
2. Coles (tough call over Mealamu desu)
3. Franks
4. Retallick
5. Whitelock
6. Kaino
7. McCaw
8. Read
9. Smith
10. Carter
11. not sure
12. Nonu
13. Smith
14. not sure
15. not sure

Back 3 is pretty tough call. Smith, Muliaina, Rokocoko, Sivivatu, Savea, Dagg, etc

Biggest cheer of the night LuL

>>78286611
Coles, Retallick, Whitlock, Read, McCaw, A Smith, Carter, Nonu, C Smith, B Smith

Based StreakGODs should be given medals, not fines

>>78286635
Cringe

>>78286634
i think barrett deserves the 10 over carter in this decade at least

carter was the GOAT in 2000s

>>78286634
And Woodcock.
Well add Rieko after he wins us the RWC.

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>>78286641

>>78286630
Mealamu Mils Roko and Siti were all well past their best this decade. (Did Roko even play this decade?)

>>78286630
B Smith is a shoe in and prime Dagg was great but I don't think he is clearly the best at anything.

>31-0

ahh yes the incredible exciting rugby championship

Sam Cane: Whatta ya reckon?
Nige:I don't like what I see over there.

come on boks

>literally cannot complete a linout

What happened to that Vermeulen lad?

>>78286653
Sam Cane: Ball available?
Nige: Hands off!

>>78286651
You're next Limey bitch

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>>78286651
>England walks the 6 Nations
GOAT comp with GOAT team's
>NZ do the same
What a joke sham comp

its about time for dmacs meme try to secure his spot for another week

>>78286662
Hes white m8

>>78286630
14. Jane
Rieko will be 11.

>>78286662
Whiteboi

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>>78286651

shut your whore mouth

>>78286671
Every time soneone posts one of my crappy shoops, I feel a glimmer of hope.

>>78286630
>6. Kaino
Why is he so high appreciated? I could never understand this Kaino stuff. I watched almost all AllBlacks matches since 2011 and never noticed him in the game.

>>78286674
I can agreement this.

>>78286686
Because you don't understand his position.

>>78286680
What's the point of lying on a sports subteddit on an anonymous Burmese mechanical engineering forum?
Nobody cares

>>78286680
cringe

>>78286673
>>78286675

This hurts.

>>78286686
He is always there making his tackles and doing the hard yards so everyone else can do their thing and also does hard yards on attack. Pretty much the Conrad Smith of the forwards. Solid player that makes next to no mistakes and you can rely on.

>>78286686
solid
consistent
makes tackles and worked very well with mccaw and read

Based Batkenzie using his sonar to guide the ball into the corner

Ok let's do it:
TEAM OF THE DECADE
1. Woodcock
2. Coles
3. Franks
4. Retallick
5. Whitlock
6. Kaino
7. McCaw
8. Read
9. Smith
10. ?
11. Ioane (once he eclipses Fatvea)
12. Nonu
13. Smith
14. Jane
15. Smith

What does the actual interesting game start?

>>78286711
After this one.

>>78286696
How am I lying

>>78286709
>10
>not Dan "DIY it's in our DNA" Carter
I like Barrett but that's no contest

>>78286709
Will Smith score a try?

when is wallabies pumas (NZ time)?

>>78286709
really is a tossup between carter and barrett
half of me wants to put carter for him GOATing it up in the world cup

i still think barrett since he's played a lot more than carter

>>78286707
Didn't think we'd hear from namefags again tonight after how good beaudy's been playing and how ineffective memekenzie has been

>>78286711

the game was interesting for about the first...10, maybe 15 minutes of the first half

>>78286671
Credible argument if the rest of the SH hadn't spent the last 18 months getting humped by the NH. This boks team would finish 5th in the 6N

>>78286720

Will Smith is an actor M7+1

>>78286719
Did he even play in a world cup?

NMS

BARRETT

FANTASTIC

>>78286709
Tbh you've got everything right but Carter has to be 10

>>78286727

I literally spent 45 mins of the 50 so far working on my motorbike.

>>78286727

enjoy it. just like everything it'll end someday. one of these days england will be raping you like this.

S K I D D Y

S K U D D E R
K
I
D
D
E
R

Can they end the game now? Please.

>>78286743
You sit there and watch it.

>>78286738
once wayne smith and his lot leaves the coaching team we'll start declining

my guess is ian foster will be our last GOAT coaching regime

Pinekenzie to right wing

Soap to 10

Beaden to fullback

ALB to 12

The A team is on

>its a retallick at halfback episode

>>78286738
i actually already think england is better than we are and that this is a weak ab's team overall full of 'flash'

>>78286709
Tbh 10 is either Carter or Cruden.

Barrett didn't even start regularly at 10 until last year, doesn't factor into it.

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Ioane is already better than Fatvea

>>78286691
Maybe. But I can appreciate other flankers and #8s. Kaino is too slow for dynamic rugby.
>>78286709
>14. Jane
Yep, he was the best right wing in the world in 2011-2012, but that ACL injury ruined all.

>>78286759
barrett has been outstanding as 10 mate

moreso that cruden who was basically a placeholder for carter

>>78286759
>cruden
Even I'm like wut

>be mckenzie
>drop high ball
>ignore huge gap in front
>run sideways
>get turned over
>still hailed as an elite player

>>78286759
>Barrett didn't even start regularly at 10 until last year, doesn't factor into it.
Barrett has 3 years still.

>>78286757
Defence wins games

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>that SA coaching box

>tfw can't post in the news24 comments after the game

the most Chad position is outside centre or No 8, prove me wrong

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What will their excuses be?

Love shitting down saffa throats

>>78286759
If Barrett gets his kicking sorted, he'll win us the rwc and eclipse Carter over the next decade.

>>78286767
Only by north islanders, it's been statistically proven their opinions are irrelevant

>>78286775
>not inside centre
Where the biggger stronger centre goes

>>78286778

fuck you.

>>78286780
Excellent post

>>78286778
Fuck off m8.

Every knows why sa rugby will never go anywhere.

HANDS AWAY

STEE OWT

>>78286780

Fuck off cunt, we hate him too

>>78286778
>AA
>Muh white boys did nothing wrong

will south africa score a single point?

>>78286780
He's from Southland you utter cunt.

based ofa giving away penalties a minute after entering the field yet again

Why do sky sports have Olympic Rings

>>78286802
I hope not HAHA

>>78286782
>having a bosh 12 instead of a distributing second five

>>78286780
We think he's shit too. The only people who like him are Chiefs fans and people who only watch highlight reels.

>>78286737
What bike you got senpai? I want a Ducati 640cc firebird but don't have the spare cash rn

>>78286815
Winter Olympics soon? Just a guess

held up i think

Sef effrica ateck
>20 phases
>Going sideways 99% of the time
>Ends in a knock on/penalty

New Zealand attack
>2 phases
>Ends in a try

I rate Codie Taylor.

>>78286826
Is 5 months soon? I guess you're right tho

>>78286844
In Sky world it's soon yes.

>>78286803
Where he comes from has nothing to do with whether north islanders overrate him or not, use some logic please

>>78286817
This crash ball centre is not a Chad position

who /japan2019/ here lads

>>78286848
I don't know a single person from the NI who rates him. The only people who rate him here on rug are either memeing or complete fucktards.

>>78286857
I will be going there bro

>>78286824

Suzuki RM-Z250, next will be a BMW 310r before a Ducati Monster S4RS.

>>78286803
Jaffa journo's and "personalities" from the Auckland/ Hamilton region are the ones that rate him.

Tu'ungafasi
More like Tu'ungaFASTY

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South Africa is literally worse than Japan was 20 years ago

>>78286861
And all black selectors

>>78286851
>Not being the big quick kid in high school who scores 80% of the tries and pussy

>>78286857

Easily. Gonna go for the final two week cycle not the initial group stage.

>>78286867
Jesus, pull you're head in

>>78286861
North islanders are complete fucktards anon

>>78286880
And All Black selectors yes.

>GOAT players /rug/ was wrong about
McKenzie
Tu'ungafasi

>>78286857
going with a few mates. hopefully the wallabies at least make it to the quarter finals

>>78286861
Stuff, all of Reddit, some other rugby "experts'' all who are north of upper hutt rate him

>>78286891
Get fucked you little wank

Fa'a Tufulafisi

>>78286886
might dab in for the duration to be honourable

>>78286904
>all of Reddit
How about you go back.

>>78286905
Calm down my dude, your missus did nothing to deserve that black eye

>>78286857
too much of a poor useless dropkick to go

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>>78286904
>he reads stuff

>>78286889
Look at the groups that were crying when Jordie was selected over him in the lions tour. This is the truth my dude. I'm not saying everyone there rates him but those are the groups that do.

Is drunk shitposting the best kind of shitposting? I say so

>>78286891
Theres fucktards down south too anon but the majority are in the north

>>78286923
man Guppy is punching

>>78286915
>screenshots posted here of reddit means I should go back here
ok
>>78286923
Yeah people link shit and I read it and talk about it.

>>78286927
yeah mate
*pisses quinta de la rosa tawny port on you*

If Ofa Tu'ungafasi didn't like veges, he'd be Ofa Tu'ungafussy

The Harlem All Blacks providing some great entertainment.

>>78286931
>colgates opinion

what now, lads? should we just stop watching rugby?

>>78286940
If Ofa Tu'ungafasi was full of shit, he'd be Ofa'a Tu'fulafisis

>>78286923
>tfw when no more laura on the radio to get you up in the morning

>>78286937
>port
Give me a gin or a good scotch if you want to be fancy m80

>>78286949
hope for the GOAT resurgence lad

all the more sweet when it eventually happens

>>78286931
No one asked you waffle-breath

>>78286956
left over from a mates party lad

had a sip and fell in love

>>78286937

Excellent post

>>78286956

Terrible post

>>78286931
Agreeable person who is 100% in the north.

SOAP GOAT SOAP GOAT SOAP GOAT SOAP GOATSOAP GOAT SOAP GOATSOAP GOAT SOAP GOATSOAP GOAT SOAP GOATSOAP GOAT SOAP GOATSOAP GOAT SOAP GOATSOAP GOAT SOAP GOATSOAP GOAT SOAP GOATSOAP GOAT SOAP GOAT

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>be Batkenzie
>use sonar in every game
>beat south africa single handedly 50-0
>player of the season
>man of the match 4 weeks running
>still get hate from literal whos on a tongan fishhook trading website

#humbleskuxx
#nohate

>>78286969
Can't fault you there then lad, leftover alchs are the best reason to host

Did anyone else see the local chink fish and chip shop and corner dairy owners?

A L B
L
B

>>78286949
yeah m8 it's over

the SH is done, NZ just isn't ready to admit it yet

we'll hibernate for a few years and I guess England can have another world cup

BOOMFAH

>>78286966
>north island education
The Belgians typically stay in Belgium
Youd be hard pressed to find a waffle here

>>78286982
BOOMFAH
50, 50 to nil

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>50-0

>>78286931
You're talking hemispheres I assume?

YEAH

BOOMFAH

ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB

When is Aus vs Argentina?

>50 - 0
How the fuck can they be this bad lads?

>>78286977
yeah m8

only a matter of time before the first asian AB 2bh

>>78286949
Fly to Auckland and wait for shitspouter to end your suffering

South Africa, not so lekker just now

>>78286979

they did invent the sport. besides, that'll make them equal to sa and aus. no biggy, right?

>MemeKensie contests the kick off vs Read
Good to know that is in his skill set and he can do it, maybe don't do it against your captain and don't knock it on.

>>78286987
Na theres that whole continent of Australia letting the south down

All the mad South Island fucks saying our opinions don't matter, remember that WE will be the ones to elect Jacinda

>>78286945
Pmsl

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>>78286985
IN DA CLUB WITH DA HOMIES

>>78286994
10pm.
So given that abo welcome they do 10:05 kickoff.