/nfl/ general - STATS AND LEADERS edition

>>78281159
>6 posts early

WE DEM BOIS

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Reminder: This smug son of a bitch is winning the AFCW and there is NOTHING the Raidniggers, Queefs, or >Chorgers can do about it.

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Who /#1 pick/ here?

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>>78281190

God tier
Informed bloggers that got their start outside major mainstream journalism

Biased but still accountable tier
Team websites

It's about dead tier
Newsprint outlets

Why is fantasy garbage here tier
NFL.com

--------------ALL ACCOUNTABILITY ENDS HERE--------------------

Blind Pleb tier Not Blind but still gotta be a Pleb tier
Sports Radio Reddit

Spoonfed Cucks tier
SB Nation sites
Profootballtalk (used to be above this)
ESPN
God tier for Iggles is Lawlor's blog, Kempski articles, and I'd say Kapadia too but he's a paywall exclusive now

Other team fans please share your quality sources, I want to read good football articles

>>78281198
can wait to embarrass your fourtykneelers twice this season
t. rasms

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How many dolphins fans will invade Stubhub Center sunday?

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>>78281212
>Informed bloggers that got their start outside major mainstream journalism
>SB Nation sites

Literally the same thing. Good job.

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>>78281198
>Who /#1 pick/ here?
Don't you take this away from us. It's all we have left!

>>78281198
Too many tanks in the fight. The niners will fuck it up, but everyone will draft bust QBs anyway while the actual good teams get better by solidifying O-line or getting pass rushers.

We're heading for an even worse set of teams next year.

>>78281232
>vox media
>not mainstream as fuck

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>>78281212
You literally cant argue this

>>78281264
thank you for 168x94

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Evens and the cowboys go undefeated 19-0

>>78281212
I have to kill 9 hours a day for the next 3 weeks while I'm in "training" at my job, so I read literally everything that pops up google searching "nfl" and sorting by last hour.

I have zero standards at this point. Sometimes I get desperate enough to seek out Kaepernick articles because I run dry so quickly.

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Anyone else get all their sports news from BleacherReport? Who's your favorite writer on BR? I like Mike Tanier and Mike Freeman.

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>>78281295
I don't think the Cowboys can win against Green Bay. They sure as hell can't beat the Falcons. They got lucky with OBJ getting hurt.

Trips say the Cowboys go 19-0 this year. Bite me.

>>78281227
I dunno, but it's nice of the Chargers to give up home field advantage voluntarily.

>>78281327
>failcons
>green gay
I like the falcons but neither of those teams are getting past round 1.
Dem boys gonna win the owl

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>>78281331
You don't have to try to use meme magic to help the Cowboys win. Dakota will lead them to the owl.

>The Baltimore Sun believes it's "fair to question" if the Ravens will move on from Kenneth Dixon next season.


>Dixon has had multiple injuries and off-field issues in his one-plus year in Baltimore. He'll serve his entire six-game suspension on IR, but is running out of chances. Dixon is likely going to need a strong 2018 offseason to keep his roster spot.
Source: Jeff Zrebiec on Twitter


So dis nigga getting fired? What he been doing off-field? Drugs, rape, crime?


When he get fired cant Bengals take him?

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Go Raiders, were going all the way boys!

>>78281309
>assravaged Cowgoy janitor deleted this post

>>78281363
You fags are going to get swept by KC and you know it.

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>>78281264
In last thread you said Flacco was elite and Ravens werent reason they won the owl.
>>78281087
>Lewis
>Ngata
>Reed
>Suggs
>Upshaw
>Graham
>Smith

If I were you I'd go back to being anonymous. You've literally not said one intelligent thing in this thread. You're embarrassing yourself "old bay." Heres a (you) , now go home and get your fuckin shine box.
>>r/nfl

>>78281356
Doubt they'll cut him as he is very talented but yeah one more mistake and i would say hes gone

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Is it, dare I say it, the year of Zach Ertz?

>>78281388
Ravens D weren't reason*

The Bengals have to have the highest 0-16 chance. There's no way the Jets, 49ers or Colts can out-lose them.

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>it's a discord faggots show up episode

>>78281388
>still doesn't reply
You eternally BTFO old bay, congrats.

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>>78281390
I wish I had him in Fantasy but I decided to GO BIG or GO HOME and took GRONK in the 2nd. Good thing I have Hunt...

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>Edelman ded
>Amendola ded
>Slater (lol) ded
>Allen can't catch a cold
>only three WRs (two of whom are black)
>defense can't stop a nosebleed
This is fine. We're gonna get our momentum back in time for the playoffs.

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>>78281390

Nigga aint melanin enriched tho. So Sports media will give little love if he accomplishes.


Like my nigga Greg Olsen that gets no respect even if he GOAT TE, just bc he "dont play basketball" according to his melanin peers.

>>78281390
wentz loves throwing to TEs

>it's another Pats get injured to hell but still win their division episode
Didn't we get this in 2015?

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Is Joe Flacco still elite?

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>>78281363

>>78281550
Literally who?

>>78281550
no and he never was

why the fuck is someone paying rex ryan to commentate games? he's fucking worse than joe buck

>>78281580
its ESPN. They have women and niggers running things so who knows why they do the things they do. Thats why the WNBA is failing.

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>>78281498
greg olsen is a pretty black white dude tho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ujKxpAvLKg

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>>78281378
>>78281569

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>>78281622
>>78281681
>>78281378
Raiders and Chiefs both suck. Broncos are gonna take the West again.

>>78281602

He was teammates with Kellen Winslow Jr. so I'd cut him some slack

>ynr the "I don't give a Hell, I'm a fucking SOLDIER" rant

They should honestly combine the entire AFCW into one super team. Call them the Chrocaidergers and have them play in all four team's cities.

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Post em

When will the NFL adopt the superior NHL all star game format?

>Best players from each division team up and face off in a flag football tournament

>>78281767
When you fucking die.

>>78281727
The chiefs seem like a pretty complete team, what about combining the other three?

Rivers
Beastmode
Chargers WRs
Raiders OL
Bronco-Raiders DL/secondary

>>78281767
>Pro bowl

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Post 'em

>>78281762
>beating the Packers
>beating the Chiefs
>beating the Raiders
>beating the Falcons in Atlanta
the delusion

>>78281788
nice b8 no one can be this wrong

>>78281792
>not beating the packers
>not beating the chiefs
>not beating the raiders
>not beating the falcons
the delusion

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>>78281298
Bruh I know that feel

Hot takes aren't even hot to me anymore because I read so many

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>>78281426
>>78281534
Pats haters always doubt Brady. After almost 20 years of proven excellence, defeating all odds countless times, and meme magic.


>but real recognize real

>>78281700
>barely managed to beat the chokers
Nah the Broncucks are guaranteed 3rd place, meanwhile the two big swinging dicks that are the Cheifes and Raidniggers will be fighting for 1st

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>>78281198
Sorry but it's ours

>>78281762
losing to raiders, falcons, packers, seahawks, split with eagles
11-5

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packers will be 2-0 come sunday night

>>78281892
>raiders
The Boys' offense will run right through that wet paper defense

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>>78281788
lmao

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Why didn't YOUR team draft Jaylon Smith?

>>78281788
>>78281931
you're both retarded

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>>78281934
But they did

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>>78281939

>>78281788
>not even one bad player

Why do I respond to bait?

>>78281974
Literally no starter on the Cowboys is bad

>>78281923
but they won't be able to stop them defensively or keep up with a shootout
cowboys aren't a shootout team

>>78281873

I hate the Bengals but dis meme fire my nigga. You got paint skillz.

>>78281984
Go back to your discord retart

>>78281988
Raiders won't have enough time on offense to shoot out. Cowboys will limit them to like 18 minutes of total offensive time. Cowboys win ezpz

>>78282003
Are you Providence? I believe I was talking to providence. So do not butt in unless you have a rebuttal thanks

>>78281198
bills fan here. how many 1st round picks do you want for it?

>>78282008
that means the cowboys would have to force a turnover or two, or get a defensive stop or two. Tall order
game could go either way, but I favor the home team

>>78282017
>hurr all the cowbsoys are elite u cant prove me wrong lol

>>>reddit
>>>discord
>>>espnforums

>>78281984
williams is bad and Taco will be bad once he's not a rookie anymore (wrong label on your chart)

>>78281931
>wentz
>elite

Eagles will finish with a better record than the Cowboys this season.

NFCE;
Eagles 11-5
Cowboys 9-7
Redskins 6-10
Giants 5-11

why do we expect every QB to be great right out the gate?
Matt Ryan was a mediocre shmuck until last season and he's developed into arguably a top 5 QB

>>78282099
you're hot taking the OBJ-less giants a bit

do agree PHI will be better than DAL though

>>78282087
post your team in tiki mode

>>78282110
>Matt Ryan was a mediocre shmuck until last season
>what was 2012

Casual confirmed. Matt Ryan has always been a lowkey top 10 QB. Now that Manning, Romo and others have retired the gap between talent has shrunk.

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>>78281916
I hate the packers but I like this

>>78282167
>Matt Ryan has always been a lowkey top 10 QB.
fucking kek

>>78282167
>what was 2012
an outlier

smeth or matty ice

which QB retires with a ring

>>78282195
QBs ranked 15-20 are statistically average. The position is saturated with talent desu.

>>78282217
Smeth. I somehow trust Andy Reid more than I do Dan Quinn.

>>78282064
Williams is definitely not bad and Taco is labeled good not rookie

>>78282203
Not really. Ryan is one of the most accurate QBs in the league, he'll dominate if given the talent. In 2012 and 2016 he proved that.

>>78281984
That's impossible. Even the '07 Patriots and '85 Bears had weak links

>>78282285
so is Bradford and nobody says he's top tier

>>78281327
S E X Y
E
X
Y

>>78282307
I can give you Carroll for the possible one weak link on the team but literally no other starter is bad. Outside of Carroll who would you label as bad on the Cowboys starting team?

>>78282329
Because he's not a smart QB. Ryan is.

>>78282329
Ryan's production has been head and shoulders better than Bradford

>>78282392
>watson dead last

to the surprise of nobody kek

>>78282370
cowboys defense is bad (bottom 12) and their offense has good skill players but prescott won't win any games where they're down big. cowboys get roasted by teams with elite offenses like the patriots falcons raiders and packers.

>>78282392
I wonder if anyone's ever going to beat Vince Young's low score.

>>78282460
>Cowboys get roasted by the Packers

They beat them once last season and a FG separated the second.

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>>78282460
>Cowboys defense is bad (bottom 12)
That hasn't been true in years pic related.

>>78282499

you mean when an injured packers team (that got btfo by atlanta the next week) walked into cowboys stadium and rammed it up their asses, going up 3 scores by the 4th quarter until they stopped trying and won anyway? ok

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Will the Cheatriots even bother to tank this season for a high pick knowing that Tim Brakey and belicheat won't be there next season?

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>>78282392
the GOAT's in the top half, I'm glad this confirms everything I already thought

>Jason Verrett missing another game

Sigh.

>>78282600
>Cowboys had mediocre CBs who could only play man on man
>Rodgers can exploit bad CBs that play man
>McCarthy has a bit of trouble with good zone defenses
>Rod Marinelli likes to play zone
>Now has Physical CBs that can play zone

Cowboys Defense as a whole is arguably Top 10 now. The Defensive front 7 is already Top 6 now we got a secondary to go with it

>>78282499
in the regular season, the packers were missing their starting RBs, TE, and several notable injuries to their CBs. The in the playoffs, the CB situation was hardly better, but the packers won that game offensively and defensively. The cowboys cant count on every starting CB being injured this year

Remember when everyone was saying the Bengals would expose the Cowboys because they had a top run d at the time? And when they didn't they made excuses?
Remember when they then said the Packers would expose them because they had the #1 run defense? Then they got BTFO and they started making excuses again?
Remember when they said the Ravens would win because their defense was good but they got BTFO and started making excuses again?

Pepperidge Farm remembers

>>78281425
I've fucked this girl multiple times

>>78282651
>McCarthy has a bit of trouble with good zone defenses
evidence?
>>78282712
packers did BTFO of the cowboys, and showed that they weren't ready for the playoffs
>but this is a different cowboys team!
packers made even greater upgrades offensively and defensively this offseason

>>78281916
Mike daniels is based as fuck

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Looks like 19-0 is back on the menu boys

>yfw Raiders beat the Boys in owl

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>>78282636
Trade you for TJ Carrie

>>78282869
Ravens will lose to the Browns

>>78282777
>BTFO
Oh for sure my guy I too consider any close shave by way of miracle reception a thorough shellacking

>>78282712
remember the last Cowboys Owl win?
I don't think Pepperidge Farms even remembers that far back

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YALL MUSTA FORGOT

>>78282919
man they got destroyed first half, if mccarthy wasn't a conservative coach, the packers would have broke 40
even if they didn't score last second, the game would have gone into overtime, where the packers could have easily won and then you wouldnt have any excuses. Shame

>>78281159
>verrett out again

Fucking cut this loser already

>>78282948
Packers edged out a win against a bad secondary
They won't edge out a win against a massively upgraded secondary

>>78281700
>get bailed out at home by a blocked field goal

Kek, Broncos are done

>>78282915
Not this decade.

>the MVP award has been given out to 2 players sometimes
how can 2 people be the most valuable?

>>78281866
>the sheer amount of shitposting that will be inevitable in Chefs vs Raidniggers threads
I can't wait.

>>78283039
I thought that only happened once with Barry Sanders and Brett Favre

>>78283073
Chefs own the gayders though.

>>78282966
see>>78282777
same argument
packers secondary was destroyed due to lack of depth, experience, and injuries. This year the secondary will rebound to the top 10 spot it was in 2014 and 2015
cowboys secondary was decent last year, but now anybody with experience got replaced by rookies. I'm sure they have the size, speed, skill, and coaching, but it will still take a year or two for a bunch of rookie CBs to adjust to the NFL level

>>78283082
Peyton and Steve McNair were co MVPs in 2003

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>>78281181

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>>78283073
>tfw already ready for week 7 to come

>>78283215
>Midwest
>West Coast
>relevant

>>78283146
says the fag making threads early

>>78283241
>t. new englander beta

>>78283215

Can't decide what's more pathetic:

Kicking 6 field goals or losing to a team that kicked 6 field goals

>Chargers are playing at home on Sunday
>there are still tickets available

Oh, my.

>>78283259
triggered as fuck

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Who can stop us?

>>78282948
>first half
>if
1/10, barely worth a ((((You))))

>>78283334
Nig nogs rioting in the streets

>>78283334
The New England Patriots. Thanks for the free wins.

>>78283308
How big is the fiasco going to be when spanos is forced to sell the team. Will the NFL stop relocations for the next 50 years?

>>78283334
Sexually transmitted diseases.

>>78283362
See, the thing is, Spanos will NEVER sell the team. They get too much money coming in to sell.

They care about money more than football.

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GB is poised for a spectacular year

>>78283372
Yeah I know he'll never sell the team, I'm talking about when the NFL owners step in and force him to sell when the franchise is near bankruptcy

>>78283376
I think you meant "spectacular queer"

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>>78283376
>2012
>2013
>2014
>2015
>2016

Why not add 2017 to that list?

Does anyone else dab uncontrollably when their favorite team scores a touchdown or is it just me?

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>>78283334

>>78283399
Nah, you're the only fag that does that.

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>>78283399
Very few homosexuals browse this board so you may be waiting a while for an agreement.

>>78283372
>too much money coming in
>can't even sell out the stadium
>tv ratings will be low
>merchandise profits have dropped due to no fans
>won't even own their own stadium

I fail to see how he makes any profit at all

They're literally giving out authentic jerseys to season ticket holders. They're extremely desparate to build a fanbase

>>78283409
Won't happen this year old man.
Enjoy your Uggs.

>>78283419
If they were losing money, they would've sold the team. They bring in enough, apparently, to keep them invested.

The only way I could see them selling the team is if it was a monster offer from someone with too much money to care.

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>>78283422

Whatever you say lad

>>78283434
>2017
Nice damage control

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Who /going 2-0/ here?

>>78283434
>were gonna win the owl with a brain-dead amendola and no defense!!
kek enjoy going 0-2

>>78283456
HOL UP

>>78283460
Tom Brady can win the Super Bowl singlehandedly. Kiss the six rings, hater.

>>78283487
lmfao tom brady is a loser and always will be

>>78283469
>lips smack
AY YO!

>adjust muh dick
WE OWL NAOW, SON!

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Pick a team.
Post a picture of that team's best uniform.

>>78283506
I prefer these unis over the stupid Ecto Cooler ones they have now. Barf.

>>78283448
>>78283460

>that shitter fear

We came back from 25 down to win the owl. You think we can't recover from 0-1?

Stay blasted

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>>78283494

>>78283532
>we

>>78283554
>not even from America
cucked

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>>78283554

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So i just watched this game i had taped.


Was it a bit pussy move, and maybe racist, the Broncos ricing this guy???

The Chargers had this game won.

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>>78283398

>>78283554

Kek

As many rings as Aaron Fagders

>>78283588
Holy fuck, no one cares. Fuck off bagged milk.

>>78283532
>we
>implying this years p*ats are the same as last year's

>Rodger Fans

Good natured Happy White Conservatives

>Brady Fans
Mean spirited liberal jews from Jew England

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>>78283574

Im more American than ALL liberal trannies my nigga. I pledged allegiance to the flag when i was a wee lad growing up in beautiful America.

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>>78283532
>we
What position did you play on the Patriots?

>>78283506

>>78283616

>implying they aren't better

Just takes a few weeks to get into rhythm

>>78283622
Stop watching the internet.

Thanks.

>>78283588

>Cucked out by the Donkeys

>>78283625
I'm the most important player: the 12th Man. Kiss my replica rings, faggot!

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Someone tell me Watson is gonna develop into a good quarterback. When all anyone talks about is his "poise" and "maturity" you know he isn't actually good yet... at least we don't have Bortles LUL

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>>78283578
>>78283614

Do you know who I am?

>>78283656
You do realize he's not white right?

>Chargers say 6 players from 1960 L.A. Chargers will be recognized on-field Sunday, equaling # of fans who will remember team was ever there.

How desperate is Spanos? Having to reach back to the last time the Chargers were in LA to try to bring people in.

>>78283680
uhhhhh racist much?

>>78283696

Things only old people will remember, wow.

>>78283696
It would make more sense to get the '63 Chargers alumni, since that's the team that won a Championship.

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>mfw da Chefs win da Superb Owl

Brady is a cuck

daily reminder that the jets have scored more TDs than the bungholes

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>>78283808

>>78283800
If you actually do, I will buy Andy Reid all the ribs he can eat.

>>78283656
As a fellow Toxinsfag, I had maybe a sliver of optimism when they drafted him, but I just don't think it's going to happen. Not in this offensive system, and not with this offensive line. Watson is just a big ol' meme. I was seething when the announcers started riding his dick more after he scored on that 49 yd meme-scramble.

>>78283635

It was such a pussy move. My chinese nigga made the first one.

>Marvin Lewis faced a "near mutiny" after the Bengals loss to the Texans

Could this be the year he finally gets canned?

>>78283821
Are you trying to kill the man? He calls timeouts just so he doesn't drop his sub sandwich.

>>78283841
>Ok, guys, I've heard your complaints about Marv and... we've given him a 10-year extension!

>>78283656
He'll be the best Texans QB ever. Not saying much, but it's something.

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>>78283841
lel nope, marv will be there forever

>reminder the benglels have less TDs than the >JUSTS

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>>78283841

why would the players "mutiny" when they are the ones playing like ass?

>>78283731
uhhhhhh queer homo faggot homosexual much?

>>78283856
me on the right

>>78283856
The expression on Munn's face makes her look like she had her brains sucked out after an alien abduction.

>>78283841
The Bungles have the most hilarious case of denial ever. They're well on their way to a 0-16 season based purely on how shit they are, but suddenly losing to the Texans is just too much. They should just be glad that they get to share the bottom with the 49ers, Jets, and the Colts this year. Takes some of the pressure of being the worst team off.

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>>78283841
>>78283867

>>78282392
What were the 2016 rookie QB wonderlific scores?

>>78283908
Of the QBs worth caring about:

Carson Wentz - 40
Jared Goff - 34
Dak Prescott - 25
Connor Cook - 25
Christian Hackenberg - 24
Jacoby Brissett - 24
Paxton Lynch - 18

>>78282466
morris claiborne scored a 4

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>defense is playoff caliber while offense is still a raging disappointment

Wild Card here we come I guess.

>>78283952
>lynch

Fucking brainlet

>>78283867
I mean you're not wrong but this has been a long time coming for Lewis they're just now reaching the breaking point

>https://twitter.com/miakhalifa/status/908538690913341440

>>78283841

They will never fire Marv, there wouldn't be anyone left to blame for their failures

>>78283897

Lol

>select all images with bananas

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I'm expecting a record breaking season from the Bengals.

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>>78282392
Fun Fact: The only NFL Player to score a perfect score is Pat McInally, who played Punter and Wide Receiver for the Cincinnati Bengals from 1976-1985.

>>78284042

Skank's nose has been beaten by too many cocks. She ugly mang.


Now she is essentially a high class escort for thirsty niggas or celebs that want a "porn star" gf experience.


Plus she is a major cunt that exposes people that are even nice/gentlemen to her on private PMs.

Once a feminist porn whore, always a whore.

>>78284086
dude just come back

):

>>78284086
Fuckin Tards. Can't trust the bastards.

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>>78284093

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What team will the cheatriots fans start liking now? Or will they just all become baseball fans solely and abandon the NFL?

>>78284143

He's not wrong tho

Am I correct saying Matt Ryan is like a tall Drew Brees?

>>78282392
>>78283952
Why would anyone draft a QB with a sub-25 Wonderlific?

There are only 2 starters in the league with lower than 25 score, Carr (20) and Newton (21).

Should be an immediate red flag.

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>>78284204

>week 2
>le fagtriots are finished

>>78284212
no, drew brees is much better

>>78284210
anybody who uses the word "gentleman" unironically is always wrong

>>78284214

>carr dumber than a dancing ape

Sounds about right

>>78284212
youd be right saying hes like a ringless drew brees

>>78284212
no, matt ryan is much better

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>>78284143

>White Knights a literal semen drinking interracial Porn "star" of Jew pushed Commiefornia porn, that probably has HIV. Or at best Herpes.


Whats her NFL team again? I thought her team was someting besides the Texans. I cant keep up with her star fucking.

>>78281866
Denver was beating the dog shit out of the chargers the whole game. Did you watch?
A bullshit int on what should have been pass interference and an unlucky fumble caused the game to be that close. Fuck off.

Screencap this, if Denver beats Dallas they are guaranteed #1 spot in the afc west.

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>>78284301
>implying a literal whore is loyal enough to stick with one team

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*blocks your path*

>>78284307
So you willingly admit the Broncucks offense is shit? Gotcha.

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>>78284214
Also anything above a 40 seems to be bad too. There to smart too play quarterback.

25-40 Wonderlific is the sweet spot for QBs.

>>78284336
Hardly, they ran the shit out of the ball this past week. Ranked 5 in rushing yards I think.

Ron Leary, Matt Paradis, Garrett Bolles and Connor McGovern are pretty decent considering the Broncos o-line was so bad last year. Menelik Watson is the only glaring issue on their line. Demaryius and Emmanuel are good receivers. Cj Anderson is one of the most well rounded backs in the league, and Jamaal Charles looks like he still has some gas in the tank to be a reliable 2nd string rb. Dude hasn't played a game in a minute, can't really hate on him for not putting up monster numbers. And Siemian looked special vs LA.

All in all, no I think they are underrated.

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>tigre caca

>>78281298
>I have to kill 9 hours a day for the next 3 weeks while I'm in "training" at my job, so I read literally everything that pops up google searching "nfl" and sorting by last hour.
How about actually doing your job

>>78284340
>tfw alex smith is exactly 40

>>78284093
Lol sounds like you were one of the exposed "gentlemen" in her PM's.

>>78283952
>hackenberg
It feels like he's been failing in the league for 7 years now, not 2

>>78281859
>almost 20 years of proven excellence
in the weakest division in football.
It's like getting a medal in the special olympics

>>78284503
I'm at 0% utilization until my first assignment in a couple weeks. I'm seriously not joking when I say that I was told to just entertain myself. I literally have nothing to do until the first week of October, but they just started me early so I could mostly just get situated and get all the paperwork stuff resolved.

Unfortunately 4chan is blocked, so I have to shitpost from my phone.

>>78284668
That's a factually incorrect statement considering the AFCS exists.

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>>78284301
Why are you bothering with this arguing? She literally sucks throbbing weiners on camera for money and fame, whatever team she currently roots for is simultaneously not important AND yet darkened by reason of association.
And I'm not just saying that because its a statistically zero chance she's a fan of my Dank Birds.

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>mfw the SDSU Stanford game has a bigger attendance than a "sold out" LA chargers game

>>78284838
I think she's a bears fan

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>tfw no o-line

>>78285237
Holy shit that left side is so bad. Guard gets his shit put in right away and tackle can't block for dick

>>78281295
>1-1

>>78281264
I can't argue anything if I cannot read your damn image

>>78281327
Cowboys beat GB by 14 last season, and Cowboys are better this year
>Falcons
Kek

>>78283983

Offense will be fine as long as J-Stew carries the rock. McCaffrey isn't quite there yet where I'd want to see him carry 20-25 times a game.

>>78285237
>wilson isn't elite

>>78285237

Jesus Christ they look like they've never played the game before.

>>78281784
>Beastmode
C'mon man. He's good, but he's still the worst starting rb in the division
>Chargers WRs
It would probably be 1 wr from each team in 11 personnel

The defense would be a mixed bag of scary ass niggas though

>>78283952
This is gonna piss off /sp/ but Colin Kaepernick had a wonderlic score of 38.

He tied with Stafford and the only starters higher are Eli Manning(39) and Carson Wentz(40)

Unless Ryan Fitzpatrick is still playing somewhere. He scored a 48.

>>78285236
Thats too hilarious to be true, but I believe it

>>78285237
>That Packers defense looked real good against the Seahawks! I think we have an owl on our hands!

>>78283841
I hope not. Nigga is like a fucking cockroach. Fuck the entire state of Ohio

>>78285237
If we did this shit in high school my fucking coach would run the whole offensive line into the ground after watching film, what terrible blocking.

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Is he finished?

>>78284214
Carr is half downie though. He is like a tard daywalker. He is pretty high functioning, but still has retard strength in his arm. Boy has almost certainly been is a special class or 2.

>>78285469
Only retards think he is.

>>78283856
Is this the fucking gay robot guy?

>>78285516
He's an actor/comedian

>>78283862
Matt Schaub was decent tho

Will the cheatriots have to cheat harder now that they lost to a really bad team and their QB is declining so badly?

QB: Carr
RB: Devonta
RB: CJ Anderson
WR: Baldwin
WR: Cooks
TE: Kelce
Flex: Jameis
Def: Steelers

vs

QB: Alex Smith
RB: Gordan
RB: Cook
WR: Coopers
WR: Diggs
Flex: Rivers
TE: Ertz
Def: Ravens

Who wins?

>>78285692
>QB flex leagues
Why not just do two QB.

Why don't teams use 5 defensive lineman and only 2 LBs?

>>78285697
I guess it would make more sense to do 2 QBs since only a retard would put in a RB3 or a WR3 over a QB2 but I don't see the harm putting it in as a flex just in case you have Eli Manning as your backup.

>>78285714
Checkdowns and short passing would be way too easy that way. Plus if a RB breaks through the Dline it has a higher chance of turning into a big play. There are teams in college that run a 5-2 but it wouldnt work in the NFL.

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>>78285237

>Luke Joeckel is still in the league

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You literally cannot disprove this

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>>78285237

LET ME RUN YOU THROUGH A BASIC OFFENSIVE PLAY FOR ELI MANNING AND THE GIANTS

>Snap
>Ereck Flowers doesn't have his posture right and is off-balance so he's getting manhandled by the DE
>Justin Pugh is actually doing something
>Weston Richburg can't get any push up the middle
>John Jerry fell down
>Bobby Hart got thrown aside by the edge rusher like a fucking toy and has an unabated path to Manning

>Paul Perkins gains either a yard or is tackled for a loss

OR

>Eli Manning chucks the ball about five yards and ducks before he gets broken in half

Do this until the punting unit comes out

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>>78281426
They'll be fine with Cooks, Hogan, and White, as long as Gronk can stay somewhat healthy. Edelman will be back for the playoffs.

Hello I am trying to get into burgerball is there a video or something that explains all the rules? I'm trying to watch it and every time the match official stops play he says a lot of things and i have no idea what any of it means.

>>78281212
The only non-mainstream blogger/vlogger worth listening to is Brett Kollman on Youtube

Kind of a Texans homer (he thinks Deandre Hopkins and Ramsey match up well when it has been completely lopsided in Ramsey's favor since he entered the league) but he's one of the most thorough, intelligent analysts I've ever heard.


- God Bless

>>78285793
If you want to watch football at its pinnacle watch the Jacksonville Jaguars

>>78285761
>Edelman will be back for the playoffs

a-anon...

>>78285827
imagine the state of the nfl if the pats get btfo by the saints lmao

>>78285855

>if

Pats literally haven't gone 0-2 in 16 years

>>78285865
Sounds like they're due

>>78285915

Due for another Lombardi

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>Make the dog the official logo, but keep the colors and uniforms etc the same
>Change the team name to Cleveland Bulldogs

>Replace entire front office

There, I just fixed the worst franchise in football

>>78285933
Why would they hire Mike Lombardi again?

Wish the NFL had friday night football

>>78285237
>Joeckel's main knock has always been how weak he is
>Seahawks think its a good idea to try him at guard

Jesus Christ Seattle

>>78286164
They need Monday night football again. Do that instead of Thursday night and cramming all the games on sunday, only show half on sunday and the other half on monday.

>David Tyree's final catch was the helmet catch
wew