/mls/

MLS admitting that their stupid kids league doesn't matter, who cares, no one cares about the Revs THAT much right? Let's use an NFL score in order to ridicule our own league's score.

That is hilarious behavior and says it all about the mentality of those in MLS , and even those WORKING for the league

>>78276798

This isn't a sudden revelation you've had, is it?

>>78276798

SEETHING

>>78276798
I've lived in 7 different major US cities throughout my life and have visited 48 states at one point or another on business. I meet thousands of different people a year and usually break the ice with small talk about sports. Out of all the people I've met in this country over the years, literally one individual gave two shits about soccer in any capacity. He claimed to be an Arsenal fan. I don't know who these American proxies are that are trying to shill the sport on this board, but it's egregiously disingenuous. If these posters are for real, at the very least, they are non-existent in the business sector (i.e. people who actually have and spend money).

The fact is, soccer has and will always remain an activity for children in this country, a reason for mothers to get out of the house and gossip with each other while the kids play a non-contact game chasing a ball around. Youth soccer season runs almost year round, so it has that advantage over other youth sports. Once kids are old enough, though, they almost without exception drop it to focus more intently on our adult sports. This post isn't meant to trigger soccer fans into replying to it, whether you're really from America, or some international fan reading this. It's just the way it is here. The more you know.

is orlando getting ready to get crushed?

>page 5 already

o-ok

>>78277707
Put simply, yes.

>Americans who don't like soccer/mls are the most triggered by MLS

really gets your pistons firing

I don't really care for Atlanta and their soonposting anons but I have to say that the Atlanta thread that has rednecks and customers SEETHING warms me up a little inside

>>78280645
why do you think that is?

>>78281326
Because I have to watch our national team be mediocre garbage due to mls

>>78277589
been a while since ive seen this pasta

>>78281364
it was making the rounds in the board last week. had its own thread

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>>78281338
>tfw we could have already dominated concacrap qualifiers if we fielded this team and brought in Chandler and Mckennie

>>78281406
I didn't know if this was an unironic post then I saw you had Horvath starting lmfao

We need to come up with an /mls/ rep besides >My Little Sawker for >>78275123

>>78281457
what happened to Fight and Win?

I've always wanted Windows to be our representative even though I'm not a Quakes or Wondo fan

>>78281508
Sheeeit, force >Windows

>>78281457
AFC Anchorage bb

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>clap

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>>78281457
Get to shooping

>>78281451
Horvath is better than trash like Rimando and Hamid.

>>78277707
Yes Daddy

>>78283174
>we are the a

Fucking a

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>>78285914

>head to the goal Anon, I'll cross it to you, let's see if you can finish

ATL will break the ALL TIME attendance record today in their new stadium. Are you excited? Do you have tickets? Please take pictures for /mls/.

>>78286104
don't encourage them

>>78286098

>tfw no qtpi NWSL gf

>>78286104
They got a

> SELF-SERVICE REFILL STATIONS
First major sports facility to offer fans unlimited soda with access to self-service refill stations. Experience great value for the whole family on every concourse. You’ll never have to wait in line for another round of Coca-Cola.

> $2 – Non-alcoholic beverages with unlimited free refills (at freestanding refill stations). $2 – Dasani bottled water, hot dogs, pretzels, popcorn. $3 – Peanuts, pizza, nachos, waffle fries. $5 – 12oz. domestic beer.

Wish I could be there ;__;

So are we going to have to pretend that Atlanta is in any way a livable, thriving city now?

Like, we just have to pretend that the city isnt an unnavigable hellscape with no culture? It has multiple Unis and even the bar scene is shit.

>>78276726
I'm Kiwi and got a solid chuckle out of that picture.

>>78286540
Every city is a hellhole except for the nice parts. That's how atlanta is.

>>78290197

No, that's wrong, thanks for replying tho

why don't people want Lee Nguyen on the USMNT again

Match day, bitches. Get fucken Tumblrs.

What's with all the >soon bullshit in the catalog?

>>78293414
Because people forget the Revs exist. Like Robert Kraft for example...

>>78286228
The unlimited refills of soda is very much inviting jokes about fat Southerners and diabetes.

Still very commendable of them to keep prices so low. At CenturyLink Field a domestic beer is $9 and bottled water is $5.50. I'm not poor or anything but I'm shocked that people are buying stuff despite the extortionate pricing

Loon

>>78294889
>I'm not poor or anything
thanks for clarifying

about time boys

THIS ISN'T SUPPOSE TO BE HAPPENING

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>all those noobs silenced.

>the state of guzan

>>78294794

>Every now and then Jay Heaps wakes up and texts Robert Kraft “Why don’t you love me like you love Tom Brady?”

>Robert Kraft, getting up from his mattress made of macaroni noodles cooked in the tears of Patriots fans after their recent Super Bowl failure takes a long look at his phone before texting back: “Who is this, and why do you have my number?”

>Jay Heaps punches the wall in frustration. Through the tears caused by his frustration, he furiously texts back: “It’s Jay! Jay Heaps! You own the New England Revolution! A soccer team! You know, Taylor Twellman, the best player to ever play for this team? That New England Revolution!” and he slams his phone down on the IKEA brand coffee table he bought with his meagerly 50k salary. He gets up and slams his head against the wall, sobbing.

>After a few minutes, his phone vibrates. Jay looks at it with a deathly glare, questioning whether or not he should pick it up. After a minute of deliberating it with himself, he picks up the phone and reads the following message: “I have a soccer team?”

>He screams in frustration, throwing his phone against the wall, waking the neighbors in the surrounding apartments. “I FUCKING HATE YOU, ROBERT KRAFT! I FUCKING HATE YOU” he yells as he succumbs to the impending emotional breakdown, punching his couch through his tears.

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

>didn't even put martinez in my fantasy team
some just kys me

ORLANDO WINS 3-3

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you ready?

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been ready

HAHA TIME FOR CHICAGO FIRE

fuck off dunfield holy shit

Is Kekuta Manneh the most based name in MLS?

>>78303999
for me, it's jalil anibaba

>>78303999
for me, it's Quincy Amarikwa

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>>78304261

>>78303999
for me, it's Tommy Thompson

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SKAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

honestly like Atlanta United lads if only for how easily posting about them triggers other americans

ahh shit

Kekuta just scored against his old team and didn't celebrate.
>#respect

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DA ANSWER
AWHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>78305910
tchani now
>it's a non-celebration episode

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>that own goal

What game is everyone watching?

>>78307233
mn/mtl

>>78293414
Because he's shit and so are Failhaber and Kljeshit.

are we going to get another revs meltdown, boys?

listening to people go off in a language you don't understand is so HYPE

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GIT FUKD

Samuel Piette is basically /mls/ personified

>man bun
>fat fuck
>tucked in shirt
>probably wears a fedora off the field

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>>78283174

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>>78307728
>one out of four

>>78293414
Because no MLS player should be on the NT because the MLS is a third tier league

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>>78307801
based sherman

CHIMP OUT

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>Québec

The saltiest little fake country in the world

>>78307851
>https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/global-club-soccer-rankings/
It's a second tier league, fyi

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>>78308225
>538 dot com

If San Jose can't beat this shit-ass Houston team tonight, idk move the franchise to Sacramento or something.

Good job, Loon!

>literally can't see shit

W E E D

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>his team doesnt have food items based on women's sports

AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

LAFC is gonna destroy you lags faggots

LGTSS


>lags

>losing to this TFC squad

By the way, what's the reason for the major absences?

I forgot how shitty LA has been this year.

>lags

getting ass pounded so hard they used one of their subs to add a defender before half time looooool

>>78312416
Well he replaced another defender

TSN is so rude

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>>78283174
>Rowdy and proud! clap clap clap clap

Kek god bless america

LMAO

>LAGS

I WAS ALWAYS A LAFC FAN

w-who are going to stop dorondo?
no leaf can win the mlsc up

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>Win against DC away
>Can't beat San Jose away
JUST

>its another complete annihilation episode

yawn

>>78316198
what? that's not how this works. dc sucks more than scum jose this year.

Every team worse than Minisoda should be relegated desu

>>78316395
Forgot to mention that they lost to Colorado last week at home

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>come have a Heineken (TM) and talk MLS with us, anon!

>>78318868
Has the women commenting football meme arrived in the US?

>>78318952
In football, yes, soccer? Not really

>>78316198

Wow it's like DC are shit or something

>>78318868

>so like, I told Tulip that Aiden was out partying with Rebekka and she was like pissed at me and I was like omg bitch I was doing YOU a favor but

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>forcing everyone to watch NY-PHI at this point in the season

Nice New York bias, Commissioner Fucks

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It's okay everybody. I've come to stop a fucking leaf from winning the cup.

are Atlanta United /elite/ lads? just heard about their attendance

are you finally taking """soccer""" seriously?

>>78325086
They're called United for no reason, what do you think? the fans of MLS are a bunch of cucks for yurop

>>78326051
What about DC and Minnesota United?

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>waiting for expansion news like

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>>78327756
Are you a new flag or what?

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>>78331498

>>78283174
>Sha la la laaaaaaaa
why

>>78318868
Get the fuck out of my way bitches. Bartender, I'll have a Hamm's and a shot of Jameson!

>>78321568
>flyover furries

I'd rather suck a thousand Canadian dicks

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>>78331248

Ive been posting here for the last year or so, but now Im in italy

>>78326051
>>78327053

Minnesota and Atlanta both are named United as a way to erase NASL and non-league teams, which had older and better support.

It means "Fuck those teams that have been here, support our Tax Write Off League, One Country:One League::One City:One Team"

>>78332325
>furries
That's Orlando. Everyone knows Columbus are juggalos. Get it right, anon.

>>78332406
Why are you in Italy?

>>78276726
>tfwrevsfan

;_;

End my suffering.

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WHY DOES THIS FUCKING FAGGOT ASS FAGGOT HAVE A JOB?

I HATE HIS FUCKING FAGGOT LOOKING FACE THAT JUST EMITS NOTHING BUT FAGGOTRY

>http://www.totalmls.net/blog/2017/9/17/another-disastrous-evening-in-carson
>The locker room wasn't the only place where the frustration was palpable after the game. In the stands, the Angel City Brigade supporters section continued cheering for the Galaxy long after the final whistle, refusing to leave until they could speak to a team representative. Eventually the local sheriffs were called to address the situation, but before the group was escorted out, forward Romain Alessandrini, who was suspended for this game due to yellow card accumulation, visited the group to listen to their concerns. At the time of this article, no official statement from ACB has been issued regarding the exact motive behind this “cheer-in” of sorts, but one could easily assume the result against Toronto played a role in the decision.

So THIS is the power of the leaf.

>>78332472
>older and better support
kek
The Minnesota NASL team was also called "United," which was itself a rebrand of the Stars after that team nearly went bankrupt
Meanwhile, the Atlanta Silverbacks were so well supported that they had to drop into the NPSL

How about you try to have an idea of what you're talking about before spewing bullshit

>>78336893
long time coming.

>>78332294
you sound really cool anon

>>78337482
Don't ever @ me again, I swear to god pal

>>78337564
good post


bro after i witness this loss on wednesday im on the precipice of cancelling season tickets

KNICKSTAPE BABY

>>78336893
>calling LA sheriff department

I'm sure the minorities appreciated that gift from LAG management

>>78340038
based alessandrini saved them, the new people's DP

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>>78321404
Good job once again, you fucks

>>78336014
Anon, did you know Taylor Twellman suffered multiple concussions, and that this was a serious issue that put him out of a career and endangers other players too? Did you know that?

>>78340406
Wow, is he ok?