>"I don't know much about it (taxes), I have six

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUIIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUIIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUIIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUIIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUIIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>78270444
There's a sense of tragedy there to be quite honest

>>78270444
Sick digits

Who needs to know how to pay taxes when you don't even have to pay them

yes hello my american friends

I love Ronnie lads

Yes hello Brasilien, how is it going tonight?

@78270497
Don't respond to me monkey

>>78270497
i love you Brasilianon. I hope our countries can become closer

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>>78270497
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUIIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUIIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUIIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>78270444
I feel sad for tsuuuman, but he is a fucking millionare, so I better kek hard at this illiterate overrated faggot.

>>78270444
>I have six years of schooling.
How is that even possible?

it's usually 10% the player's fault (they're mostly uneducated thugs) and 90% the agent who is a greedy kike counseling his agents to dodge taxes so he can pocket more cash

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>the state of Ronaldo

I don't know much but I know I love TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Why not just hire an accountant??

>>78271533
Because then he would have to pay taxes

>>78271688
he did have one, still didnt pay taxes

>>78270444
>six years of schooling
Is that what they call sex with your abusive dad and your moor bf now?

he's lying. this faggot shills for egyptian steel. he loves money too much

>>78270444
Tsuuman's autism has never been questioned, the whole reason spee loves him is because spee wishes to have the same autism he has, all of 4chan is about autism envy.

>>78271711
This. I doubt Ronaldo is smart enough to figure out tax evasion loopholes so his accountant did them for him.

>>78271533
I don't think there's a single professional footballer in the top 4 European leagues that fills taxes himself tbqh

Ronaldo finished elementary, high school and college in 6 years.

#respect

>>78271715
de que hablas jordi?

>>78271025
He is portuguese, six years is above average in Portugal

>>78270444
How is it possible to only study for 6 years? If you start at 5, it means he quited at 11! Which judge would allow this in Portugal?

>t-trust me guys im a good boy i didnt know 'bout no tax evasion

>>78273703

If you are good at sports, they just give him passing grades.

Ronaldo stopped paying attention right after they taught the kids about puberty and one-step division.

In that way, he is a hero to all of us retarded idiots who have dropped out

>>78273725

Wow how sad he doesn't know how to do mundane things and can pay others to do them for him

>>78270444
What's autistic about recognizing that you're not educated?

>>78273811
It is supposed to be shameful to be literally illiterate.

Which is why Mayweather pretends that he can read, and devotes money to suing people who point out he is actually retarded.

Here we have an Peyton Manning tier autismo, who can pick up the social cues telling him to just pay his fucking tax bill and not admit to being a living billboard.

>>78273846
You trying to feel superior to famous athletes is pathetic.

>>78270444
He has time for schooling once he's retired.

>>78273846
>It is supposed to be shameful to be literally illiterate.
He didn't say he's literally illiterate, only that he doesn't know much about tax law.

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>>78271025
school is optional here, we're too dumb for it

>>78273875
...
He can't fill out tax forms, thats pretty fucking illiterate.

Just because he can read at a third grade level doesn't mean he is literate.

>>78271025
he means until 12

>>78273703
implying you learn anything in the ESO

>>78273937
nobody who makes that kind of money does his own taxes, not even people who work in finance

>>78273963
Yes, good point, we should kill the rich.

>>78273937
>He can't fill out tax forms, thats pretty fucking illiterate.
When you've got such a ridiculous amount of money, you never do your own taxes. Even Warren Buffet doesn't do his own taxes.

You think Cristiano Ronaldo CR7 is arrogant? Ok, read this!

>>78270444
Why do people on this website claim everything is autisn, projecting? He's just playing victim

>>78273746
Insightful post, actually makes me see Tsuuu in s bit of a new light - kindof like an enhanced teenager.

no one here would be able to pay their taxes without lawyers if they have what ronaldo has
hundreds of sponsors and adverts, hundreds of loopholes, cmon people

>>78273937
I can assure you Ronaldo's tax forms are nothing like the Average Joe's

>>78273703
He said he only "finished" sixth grade. He probably started skipping classes and repeating grades until he got kicked and focused only in diving and tap ins.
>>78273950
BUAJAJAJAJAJAJA sasuga halalfag

>>78270444
He is actually being smart and realistic here.

Professional athletes usually do not have a very good education. There are some exceptions, such as Lukaku and a guy who used to play for Arsenal.

>>78273846
Why is it shameful to admit the truth? it shows far more insecurity trying to hide it

What would be shameful is for someone to drop out of school for no good reason. Like those people who believe they shouldn't study just because Jordan didn't make his highschool team

>>78273909
you are joking, right? not sending your kids to school can get you in serious shit over here

>>78270444
Its an OP doesn't know what autism is episode

Are these just on repeat?

>>78276961
same here and we end up with schools full fo drug-dealing niggers who don't want to be there fucking with the kids who want to study and achieve something in life.

>>78270444
At least he's honest. Wasn't everyone complaining he was too arrogant?

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>>78277047

>tfw to stupid too be arrogant

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>>78270444
Lads. The tsuunaldo didn't have to go that far. I didn't graduate high school the first time around either.

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>>78270444

Wanna a cheeky BJ, Son?

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Don't know much about history
Don't know much biology
Don't know much about a science book,
Don't know much about the french I took
But I do know that I love TSUUU,
And I know that if you love me, TSUUUU,
What a wonderful world this would be

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Don't know much about income tax,
Don't know much about offshore accounts
Don't know much about deductions,
Don't know what pay stubs are for
But I do know that one and one is two,
And if this one could be with TSUUUU,
What a wonderful world this would be

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Now, I don't claim to be an "A" student,
But I'm tryin' to be
For maybe by being an "A" student, baby,
I can win three champions leagues

>>78275115
Is lukaku an engineer?

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>>78273212
Not so fast Dubaku Toure

>>78277125
Tard

>>78276961
Apparently not if you're good at baseball

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roberto_Osuna#Personal_life
>At the age of 12, Osuna quit school to help support his family,[40] picking vegetables with his father, also named Roberto, who pitched in the Mexican League for 22 seasons and taught him to pitch after work
>Osuna was signed by the Blue Jays out of Mexico as a 16-year-old, and played three seasons in their minor league organization.

And for the record, I have a post secondary education, and took accounting courses (changed my major), and I still dont really know much about taxes. It is essentially just fill in the blanks, but who the fuck knows if its actually right, or how to really know if the tax program is calculating it properly. There's also so many little loopholes and what essentially amounts to lies you can tell to get out of paying taxes if you make a lot of money. Even if I was making over $200k/year, never mind per week like ronaldo, I would never ever do my own taxes. All you're doing is putting yourself on the hook to get audited, when you can just pay someone to take on that liability

>>78278109
can he count to ten?

being dumb =/= autism, also wasnt he poor growing up? He's also from a third world country, I assume his parents made him work when he was old enough

Ronaldo's fall from grace was like a train crash, feel sorry for him desu

>>78278282

Autistic people are pretty retarded and also often literally dumb

fail to see how this is autistic desu

>>78270444
Hey, I've got an uncle who lives in Taxes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVBZrYQE55I

>>78273937
Stop using a word you don't know the meaning of.

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>>78278267
He can count to golazo against Real Madrid

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>>78270444
Makes you produce thoughts

>>78277268
>>78277316
>>78277347
based anon

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>78270444
>caring about some autistic numbers and schools full of commie sjw teachers
BASH HIM ALL YOU WANT BUT YOU ARE JUST DIGGING YOUR OWN GRAVE EVEN DEEPER YOU ARE JUST PROVING THAT CR7 IS CHAD AND AN INDISPUTABLE GOAT THANK YOU GOD FOR LETTING ME LIVE IN THE SAME TIME AS GOATSUNALDO THE PHRASE LITERALLY PROVES THAT HE IS GOAT WHO DOESNT CARE ABOUT SYSTEM AND SCHOOL AND SOME SHIT LIKE THAT TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>78277491
source?

>>78278282
>portugal
>third world country
you're confusing with Brazil

>>78277491
>Iberian colonies are shit while British colonies are the top
hmm really makes me think

>>78281163
Obviously a shit one since China is the highest

>>78283502

>implying poortugal isn't a moorish province of destitute farmers

top kek, both your parents are probably illiterate

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>You'd never see Messi say such self deprecating things.

/sp/ is such such a normie board fucking hell
School is for fools. Tsuuu has enough money to last him several lifetime and fucks supermodels everyday. Also father of 3 and not married.
"Oh but I've got a high school diploma"
Fucking retards

>>78287102
>steals a twix
>loses hands
Why don't you go eat Fido while the real countries talk?

>>78287163
>American flag
>brings up chocolate candy bar in football related thread
Seems about right.

>>78279256
Sergio Busquets | The Midfield Maestro | Insane Skills, Passes & Assists | | Barcelona 2008/18 • HD 60fps

>>78273937
Bill Gates has his own company that does his taxes and invests his money for him

>>78270444
Wow those are actually very wise and humble words, i wish more celebrities would have a view like that before opening their mouth about politics etc.

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>>78270444
>I don't know much about it, I have six years of schooling. The only thing I know how to do well is play football.

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>>78270444
>The only thing I know how to do well is play football and rape

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>>78278849
'what's on your mind babe?'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9Wh66FXZJQ

>>78273703

Top football players start football at age six and basically do that for the rest of their lives.

>tf
>tp
To be honest, it's more of a compliment to himself. Only 6 years of school and he has more money in his pocket than your family will ever make in their entire life. All while putting the blame on someone else.

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>>78277491
lmao mexico :p

>>78288858

Bill Gates is also a genius who invented the i-phone and Google

>>78288621
underrated

Don't know much about tax history
Don't know much accountancy
Don't know much about my cheque book
Don't know much about the roids I took

But I do know that I love TSUUUUUUUUUU
And I know that if you love me, too
What a wonderful world this would be

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>>78288621

>>78277491
>sweden

>>78292335
Kek good post

>>78273212

Then why are french sluts desperate for portuguese cock in every university?

>>78270444
WTF he threated himsel f like a lazy robot

2 different things but Donald Drumpf didn't pay no taxes too.

Raciam is american just like baseball.

>>78270444
really humble dude
#respect