ITT: post your favorite quotes by athletes

when did Bojan said that?

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>All people go to Allah after their death, but the happy person is the one who goes to Allah while still alive.

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>tsuuuuuuuuuuuu

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“The Jew is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Jew and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

>>78269724
>"I'll fuck you til you love me faggot!"
The best Tyson quote as well as the best sound piece from any athlete ever.

>>78269813
There are some "people" (NEETs, commies, SJWs and degenerates in general) that unironically think that there is something wrong on that quote.

>>78269942
Unironically this. Still shocking to this day.

>>78270126
I wonder how modern E!SPN would have handled that situation

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>>78269942
GOAT

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"Fuck her right in the pussy"
-Jameis Lanaed Winston

>They don't think it be like it is but it do - 4chan

I'll fuck faggots till they fuck me

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>I really, really like women

>>78269942
Reminder he got abused as a kid.

>>78270645
If I ever found myself on the jury after aikman kills Bayless I would happily vote to acquit

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>>78270667

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"Laces out, Dan!"

I will fight every nigger here

>>78270024
>being so insecure about your own views that you have to resort to demonizing the opposition

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>>78271244
It seems you were affected by it, Mohammed.

>>78270485
>Imagine having to take the 7 Train to the ballpark looking like you're riding through Beirut next to some kid with purple hair, next to some queer with AIDS, right next to some dude who just got out of jail for the fourth time, right next to some 20-year-old mom with four kids. It's depressing

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>vettee

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>>78272317
I wish Rooney still controlled his account.

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>>78269621

> Over the years, I've had about 80 stitches in my head and face from football incidents and bar incidents, so I have lots of scars. I don't think I look intimidating, but I'm sure other people have their opinions.

>>78270024
That quote is just a bland liberal notion on statehood. There's nothing particularly deep about it, its a shitty aphorism for thirteen year old anarchists.

>>78272710
How said anything about it being deep?

Precisely for it's simplicity is why it is so hard to beleave how there are people against such a basic concept.

>>78272559
It wasnt him or now a cm manages his account?

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>>78269621
Based Messi with the redpill

>>78270533
laughed hard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYzMYcUty6s

>>78274795
Fuck off cebollita.

>>78269684
I love that there's a song celebrating a second place finish in an Argentinian show about football.

Also, loved the show.

>>78274795
Damn

>>78270024
it's retarded

>muh emprendedores

fuck off tec shill

>>78274867
How did a greek watch an argentinian show

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>>78269672
>I am one of the servants of Allah. We do our duty of fighting for the sake of the religion of Allah. It is also our duty to send a call to all the people of the world to enjoy this great light and to embrace Islam and experience the happiness in Islam. Our primary mission is nothing but the furthering of this religion. ... Let not the West be taken in by those who say that Muslims choose nothing but slaughtering. Their brothers in East Europe, in Turkey and in Albania have been guided by Allah to submit to Islam and to experience the bliss of Islam. Unlike those, the European and the American people and some of the Arabs are under the influence of Jewish media.

"chat shit get banged"
t. Paul Pogba, Monaco striker

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>>I respect homosexuals, but I don’t want that sort of person in the changing room. I wouldn’t leave a club because of it, because I respect homosexuals just as much as I do black people, fat people or dwarfs but if at all possible I prefer not to have gays in my life.

the best part about this one is that its actually real

>>78274795
Shittt

>>78272403
Rocker was unironically right

>>78274795
reply

>>78272341
>Trust nobody not even yourself

>>78274795
thats my nigger boy

>>78274795
>You're

Argentines are bad at grammar.

>>78282020
wtf i love taylor swift now

>>78282044
>now

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>Id just like to comment on how its become a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds

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EL PERUANO: DURANTE SU
NIÑEZ... ES OBLIGADO A ORDEÑAR
CABRAS..VACAS... LIMPIAR ESTABLOS
``EL PERUANO ``SIEMBRA`` PAPAS. CEBOLLAS`` Y HACE TRABAJOS
AGRARIOS!!..el peruANO NO SE BAÑA , NO ESTUDIA ,
NO VA A LA ESCUELA , AL COLEGIO NO VA A LA UNIVERSIDAD ES UN SER IGNORATE TORPE,
CERRADO , BRUTO , ESTUPIDO , SOEZ , REPUGNANTE

-QUE ES PERUANO EN ``LATÌN ???

*``INDIUS HEDIONDUS MONUS``

¿ COMO RECONOCER A UN PeruANO ES LA COSA MÁS FACIL, AQUI CITAMOS SUS PRINCIPALES CARACTERISTICAS:

0- SON FEOS, HORRIBLES, ABYECTOS, INSIGNIFICANTES...HEDIONDOS
1- SON MARRONES, COLOR CACA, TIRANDO PARA COBRIZOS, PARECEN MOJONES
2- SON ENANOS, 1M50 A 1M60, PARECEN DUENDES ANDINOS
3- SON PATAS CORTAS O PATA CHUECA , VERDADEROS ENGENDROS DE LA NATURALEZA
4- NO TIENEN CULO, NI HOMBRES NI MUJERES
5- NO TIENEN CUELLO, PARECEN GUSANOS CON LODO
6- TIENEN LA TREMENDA NARIZ, DE CONDOR, O TUCAN
7- SON OREJONES, YA LOS ESPAÑOLES LOS LLAMABAN ASI
8- SON ACHINADOS Y NO TIENEN PÁRPADOS
9- TIENEN POMULOS SALIENTES
10- TIENEN LA CARA REDONDA E HINCHADA , ESTOS CARA DE GUANACO

>>78270533
lmao

>>78270024
>muh states are bad
Stateless societies only existed in the times of hunter-gathering.

>>78281400
Dude, Cebolitas (Atromitoi as it was called) was huge here once upon a time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ig5n05scacI

>>78270024
Did you mean "nothing wrong"?

>>78282020
It's funny that the more "red-pilled" she gets, her music turns shittier and shittier.

She will never make an album better than Red, literally prove me wrong.

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i liek 2 eat cheez pizza n sprite n play sonic on my ps2 lol!!!!

>>78281559
Kek

>>78282999
On theory there shouldn't be anything wrong with states, what is wrong is what they do
i.e.: Taking away my money

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https://youtu.be/yX39J_YyKbs

>>78282020
tay tay is my wife

>>78274795
He

>>78282020
>you would call me a liberal, a progressive and a reformer
Nah, I'd call you an outsider freak

>>78283581
1989

>>78274795
woah

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>>78272340
>won't tell u again

>>78286954
>pop trash
Lol, ok.

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>>78285279
but money is a construct and states play a fundamental role in maintaining it?

>>78271762
based

>>78274795
tsuuuuuuuuuuuu

>>78281396
underrated

>>78272403
>>78281511

This.

Espn gave him tons of shit for it but New yorkers know he had a point.

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>>78286954
Fucking casuals, the best one by far is Speak Now

"All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be."
- Tom Brady

>>78274795
.

>>78274795
poop

>>78274795
hurr

>>78282020
whose is the original quote?

>>78274795
reee

>UNA FALTA FODASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>SE PEDERMOS QUE SE FODE
>TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Who am I?

>>78274795
fucking hell

post MEssi;s taxes one!

>>78282020
20/10

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>>78281643
>Being this new

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Based 12 gauge