Official /bet/ Thread Week 37

>de gay

Today's double:
Hoffenheim - Braga 1
Arsenal - Köln 1
Odds: 1/!

odds on bate 5.00 lol its ridiculously high

>>78253355
this is getting pathetic now

cant actually bet now

isnt there a discord??

post link pls

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>>78260329
tybNick for killing the Pumo menace
Also tears if you didn't lay Mackers

Lids, just let it die

>>78260950
Your unborn baby, vee?

What's your reason to bet Unders, what's your reason to bet Overs?

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>go on betting site a year ago, lose all my money rather quickly
>too lazy to close my account
>now
>get an email from the site inviting me to start betting again, gifted free play money that expires after 2 days
>the value of the free play is more then I ever actually used on the site

Kys scenes

is Houston Texans @ 3.00 THE bet?

>>78263987
I think it'll be a lot closer than the lines would indicate. Both teams are pretty much in desperation mode if they lose this game.

Jags at +110 isn't bad either if you ask me. They're at home.

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what ever happened to /bet/

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Fuck Everton

BUH BIH DEH TEH SKIH TUH BUUH TEH GHEH

wish ER would close the discord so we could all come back to /bet/ too many tez personalities developed on the discord

>>78264398
alri aba?

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Let's bring some good tips back to night /bet/

Make Canadian Posters Great Again!

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Houston is doing it!!@!@!@W!@!@!@!@!

>>78265788
THIS THREAD WILL DIE BEFORE HOUSTON WINS LOL

Come back you mugs! Win money off my picks!

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Ez money
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>>78269601
you probably bet like 5 bucks. relax kiddo.

Guys, how do I git gud. All my bets are so fucking bad, and I always end up losing. I really need some type of assistance. I think I've won 3 of the last 17 bets I've made. Am I just a fucking horrible bettor?

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Whos /cheekyfiver12parlaysmasterrace/ here?

I almost won 5000 but they cancelled one of games, so imma cry in a cold shower

>>78270030
what odds were you betting on? I recommend parlaying a few favorites together. It usually works for me and you can get parlay odds that pay out 1:1 or better.

Who here /down sums on tennis accas/

>>78264398
You're one of them

>>78264137
Profitable bettors decided they weren't get enough value in return for their tips, leading to a downward spiral.

>>78270030
Have you considered pulling a Costanza?

>>78272028
Fuck off.>>78272046
Hi Felix!

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>>78270030
Go with your gut, small bets/big odds>big bets.Always bet to double your money or more, or else don't bother. Never bet more money than you are willing to spend. I also recommend betting a lot, you have to spend money to win money. I also save the biggest bets for my personal favorite teams, and games that I'm going to watch.

>>78272090
juez pls.

>>78272122
what did he mean by this

>>78272071
Hi purple!

>>78253360
Fuck Hoffenheim. They managed to get a 1-0 lead to a 1-2 loss.

Today's bets:

Bournemouth - Brighton
Brighton +0.5
Odds: 10/13

Hannover - HSV
1st half X
Odds: 11/10

Hannover - HSV
Team Clean Sheet: Hannover YES
Odds: 31/20

Why is /bet/ so dead though? Did all the trip fags really go broke?

>>78272963
They're in the discord, please join we need fresh blood

>>78273110
pliz gib link.

Been years since i visited /bet/. Is uni anon still here?

Post discord link please

>>78273110
we need a link

>>78273161
no

>>78274052
Great to see you're still here making people shekels, brother. You guys moved to discord?

>>78274158
I'm barely here and I'm in the discord but barely post

Also I don't make shekels because I'm dac all day erry day

/bet/ needs a hero to save us. I don't want to be a wage slave any more! Please give tips!

is bet dare i say it.. back?

>>78274262
Y

>>78274262
>>78274334
yeah be a bro and share the discord

My bet tips for Today:
Hannover win over HSV @ 2.10

Pro tip: Dire @ 1.83 Vs DC.SA king's cup dota

VALUE
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Dire is doing it! Wage slaves, follow me to freedom!!!

EASE SPORTS
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Bookies clueless LOL

>>78277549
to be fair, pajkatt is fucking dogshit

>>78277810
I was actually pretty impressed with him this series. This looks like a pretty legit stack

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>have to keep watching bournemouth-brighton because I bet money on the match

/bet/ tipsters coming through. Hannover 1-0 @ 70 mins!

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>>78274782
good

>>78279428
lmao, almost there!

my NFL picks for the weekend:
CHI
PIT
JAX
OAK -13.0
DAL
SF +14.0

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>>78279428
>Newcastle over Stoke

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bet every dollar you have on GGG

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>bet on team to win
>team concedes 90+4' equaliser

>>78279973
I lost a $600 under bet on Indian super league soccer in the 98th minute. I know that feel.

>>78279710
Who are these people?

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>>78274782
>based

I thought /bet/ was dead

Need discord like air... back into betting and it isn't the same w/o bants, tears and sharing being up brains thx to Jordan women.

:)

>>78280161
Don't bet on slags footy, it's bad for you

https://discord.gg/KXS9cz
https://discord.gg/KXS9cz
https://discord.gg/KXS9cz

>>78280161
discord link.

North Americans joining is discouraged.
https://discord.gg/AucmGt

discord is lame as hell, the real shrewdies are on 4chan.org/sp/bet

>>78280090
betting on Bundes is fucking hard tbqh so im a bit surprised it turned out, stomach feel got it right this time. Iberian leagues feels easier betting on

The Cleveland Indians are shit. The one fucking time I bet on them they lost. Fuck this gay earth!!!!

Put it all on canelo alvarez tomorrow straight money

>>78284898
>betting on a team on that kind of win streak

What even is Discord? Never used it at all

>>78272141
Brighton managed to turn a 0-1 lead to a 2-1 loss against Bournemouth. However profits from Hannover game covered my losses more than well. All in all I've got a nice 75 % roi from Friday.

My lunch bet.

Levante vs Valencia
Bet Type: OU Total Booking In Match
Bet: Under 6.5
Odds: 7/10

Also have a small stake at under 6 bookings at 1/1.

Levante and Valencia haven't picked that many cards so far, it's a derby but i'm suspecting that actually might be in my favor.

>>78287484
Added a small bet on Southampton to win at 3/2

>>78287484
you should bet on the Valencia win

>>78287926
Levante is looking really good. I won't bet against them until they start losing.

>the swede with the small role

I'm also placing a couple of 100 % bankers this evening but I keep them secret since they are part of my magical system. Sorry bros.

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>>78287749
On that note I made quite a bit this week thanks to them

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>>78284898

I bet on them to get 22 but didn't bet on 23.

>>78261416
that wasnt me idiot

link to real discord server
https://discord.gg/Ypu5t3C
https://discord.gg/B9q8vAQ
https://discord.gg/TSv24gY

>>78272028
i am

>muh discord circlejerk

Reason no.1 /bet/ is shit and dead. Worse than FB group wankers

>>78294418
please calm down

any good ease sports tips for today?

>>78290967
>parlay
>referinging to your wins this week
Your book(s) must love you

>>78294418
NibsCollector?

PUT THE LIFE SAVINGS ON OUR TEAM, UCLA.

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Free money

>>78297792
Nice odds, thank you for that great tip, il be sure to put a 5r on

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>>78279678

>>78297829
I made 2000 € from it so the odds don't matter when your bets are adult-sized.

>>78296284
Scenes?

Lump the house on Chelsea SW

>>78300404
felix?

>>78300440
Dave?

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>>78279973
>>78280075

Just happened again. 2-0 till 90+3' on a -1 handicap bet. Whistle goes straight after the 2-1. It stings even more knowing that the goal essentially accomplished nothing for the team. At least when it's a last-minute equaliser, you can respect the fact that they probably threw everything at it.

Thanks for reading my blog.

>>78302885
it's ok, there's always the next bet. never stop betting while you're in the red.

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>>78304320

It was only a tiny bet and my winnings this evening have already made up for it. It's just frustrating to lose on the last kick of the game.

It's like getting 2-outed on the river in poker though. It sucks, but you know you made the correct decisions. In the long run, a good bet which loses is much better than a bad bet which wins.

Daily reminder don't bet on sports

everything is rigged

canelo vs ggg draw?!?!?!?!?!

FUCK

THIS

SHIT

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>pretty poor student, don't bet often, just do it when I've got a good understanding of subject and odds are strong
>GGG to win on points at 11/4
>put £250 on it
>watch that fight
>planning what to do with the comfy £900 coming in
>D-R-A-W
>mfw

fuck this gay earth. boxing is a scam, Canelo is too important to lose.

>>78314981
Hello fellow degenerates, I've just put 100 in my first ever gambling account, what games should I bet on tomorrow, NFL and MLB, I'm thinking of picking up the under in KC vs. the Eagles and picking the Raiders to cover, bad bets or horrible bets??

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>tfw i bet on the eagles to win

>>78314305
part true

>>78287484
>>78287749
>>78288853
Profits poured in yesterday as Levante and Valencia played fair and Southampton took down Palace with 0-1.

Today's lunch bet
Sassuolo - Juventus
Juventus to win and over 2.5 goals
Odds: 23/10

Juventus to score both halves
Odds: 49/20

Dybala to score
Odds: 2/1

>>78320657
what the fug man
R I G

What do you guys think about NE over 30.5 against the Saints ? Sounds pretty good to me desu.

Texans Win
Bills +8.5
Chiefs Win
Tampa Bay Win
Miami +5.5
Seattle Win
Oakland Win

21-1 multi rate please.

In a 5 folds bet, you should win 5 correct bets from whatever selection you made, correct?

King's cup dota, Dire @ 5.00 match winner 3 way. Massive value.

>>78330659
Quintuplet parlay? Yes

>>78333129
I didn't even know my betting site had an esports section kek. But hey, if its a good bet..

>>78330659
Stanford pls

>>78334305
Looking good so far. 1-0 dire :D

>>78336477
EEEEEASE SPORTS
IZI SPORTS

The Dire did it! Bookies seething! Bet365 accounts exploding!!!