I never won anything as a child so now I overvalue medals. I run 1/2 and full marathons, what else gets me medals.
Joining the military and getting shot
>>78191629
Tried that, they sent me to a noncombat zone.
>>78191711
Should have done less well on your ASVAB. Your need to overachieve robbed you of your medal. That's actually some pretty tasty irony. They make medals for that, too.