>gym day at school >tfw you forgot to bring your sneakers

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>>77904595
>tfw you forgot to bring your pants
>some fatass who is one head smaller than you offers you his probably already worn 2nd pair

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>tfw you forget the jester lurks the dairy aisle exclusively so you prance about like a fairy & cracks your eggs out of nowhere

>tfw it is always football so you just play barefoot

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>classmates think i'm good at soccer
>actually just cherrypicking because they put all the girls on defense

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>put on deodorant after gym
>"hey bro forgot mine can I use yours"
>someone else asks him for it
>gets passed around the entire locker room
>get back empty deodorant

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>have best smelling cologne
>Every one always wants a spray
>girls say it smells good
too bad I was an ugly duckling then.

>sneakers

the fuck

>have vaginal yeast infection
>everyone gets it

>>77904915
are you a grill (female)?

>>77904595
What else would you wear to school?

>>77905019
trainers

>>77905012
yes, ahmed. why would i lie on the internet?

>>77905036
Those are sneakers

>>77904595

>sneakers

they're called "running shoes", you stupid faggot

>>77905019
Tennis shoes or basketball shoes?

>>77905036
>>77905056
>>77905065
What are kicks?

>>77904595
>gym day at gym
>forgot to put shorts in my gym bag

Had to work out in my jeans, some people smiled some looked at me like I was retarded

>penis inspection day
>i didn't was my asshole so i didn't pass
WHAT THE FUCK

>penis inspection day at school
>tfw you forgot your foreskin

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>>77904595
>Mandatory square dance day

>>77905100
>>77905102
>tfw the inspector for the girls (vagoo inspection day) was fucking hot

>>77905100
wash*
>>77905105
>have to dance our "national dance" for our indepence day or some shit
>i get paired with the cutest girl
i don't like this feel

>>77905087

>kicks

millennial garbage

>>77905146
Kicks have been stylish since the 80s you rancid swine

>>77905087
i don't know what are those

>hit the showers after the game
>coach shows us how to clean our boy parts

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>tfw sent a girl to the nurse because i blooted a shot straight to her face
>everyone thought you did it on purpose

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>be black
>get made of fun for having a huge, crooked ddong

>>77905056
I believe (You).

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>teacher tells us we get to play football
>nice
>it's actually australian rules football

>that one guy who was called "centimeter peter"
kek

>>77905207
Sounds to me as though you have a case of Black privilege. I think you should check that privilege, you pig!

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>>77905196
>tfw sent some guy I don't like to the nurse because i blooted a shot straight to his face
>everyone thought you did it on purpose
>mfw they where right

>>77905241
>tfw playing smear the queer and wrecking tacklers
>tfw you accidentally broke your friends nose

>>77905056
I love you

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>that one girl who calls out the female PE teacher's mustache

That fantastic gal is now a work at home mother of 4. I'm old.

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>>77904595
>tfw the quarterback takes his homosexual frustration out of you

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>gym class is co-ed

>female PE teacher always wore leggings
>that thong

never understood the whole visible panty line meme when you can see the visible thong

>>77905270

I went in for a hard layup playing basketball and knocked out a kid's tooth.

My family offered to pay his dental bill, but his family was one of those prideful poor families so they said no and he had to go throughout high school with a big ass gap in his face. My mom begged his mom to let her pay for a new tooth.

I still feel pretty bad about it to this day.

>playing basketball
>some guy tells me to try harder to win
>i start playing like shit because fuck that guy
fucking tryhards

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>gym day
>teacher makes up some retarded game like basketball with footballs instead of just regular basketball

>playing basketball
>autistic kid accidentally pantses really athletic girl who was kinda hot
>manages to accidentally do it again three weeks later
this kid wasn't a creep at all, or even really an autist (just really, really smart,) merely an unfortunate bastard who labeled as one

>>77905383

When I was in undergrad and worked retail, I was surrounded by tryhards and they all hated my guts because I was laid back and in school. So I would purposefully go over and sabotage their sales by telling customers that they didn't need the super duper PC/laptop when all they were doing was browsing the internet and checking email.

They all complained to the manager and I got sent to the back to "warehouse" and stock shit. So I would just masturbate in the bathroom and edge for hours till I splooged all over the stall door handle and I wouldn't clean it.

Loved that job.

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>>77905416
>its whiffle ball day

>>77905339
I'll never forget the day I saw my 8th grade gym teacher's whale tail. Fug she was such a milf.

>>>/r9k/39372675

>that one girl with huge tits who hated wearing a Bra
almost caught a case lads

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>>77905416
>ultimate frisbee

>>77905460
based
i had so many hot teachers through my school years
used to see all kinds of stuff
upskirts
whale tails
sideboobs
the hottest teacher i had used to wear really tight suit pants and you could always see the panty line but i reckon she would have worn really expensive silky ones because she was such a hot bitch

>self defense classes
>punch bully in the face hard as shit
>say I did it accidentally
>never picked on me again
>now he's smoking meth

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>>77905479
>have to play ultimate frisbee
>didn't finish regular frisbee

>>77905451
>>77905479
Just because you sucked at them doesn't mean they don't suck as sports

>>77905495
*doesn't mean they suck as sports

>tfw playing crabcock at an all girls school

>>77905495
it's literally
>dude lets play football but with a flying disc LMAO
and wh*Teboys fall for it too

>tfw that one kid gets a broken nose with the Shredder ball and bleeds his way to the nurse's office but the teachers continue the game anyway

Based.

>tfw fell off the rope during rope climbing
>Tfw fear of ropes ever since

>gym class
>it's sepak takraw day again
getting a bit tired of it

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>>77904595
>thought it was a joke whenever characters in 'murrican TV shows would say "you just have to show up to PE"
>it's actually true in many schools - you just have to wear the uniform

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>its another 'chad picks all his buddies to be on his team and the teacher is too hungover to care' episode

>>77905558
>that day the Chad goofs of and picks the losers and they end up winning

Thanks Sean.

>tfwkicked the school shooter's ass at Tennis
>few years later he snaps

Literally dodged a bullet

>gym class in UK 2017
>me being the only white in my school i always get picked last
>on ahmeds team again
>muhammad is the leader of the other team, hes so dreamy
>playing footsies again
>im gonna show muhammad for not picking me
>kick the ball directly at him with all my might
>hits him directly in the face, he falls and is slow to get up, afterwards is sent to the nursing home
>in the principals office suspended and being charged with a hate crime

>that one post that got heaps of replies

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>teacher does 1,2,3,4 teams in a line
>order yourself so youre on the chad team
>goes off order and puts you on the autistic team

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>>77905528
fuck it, ultimate frisbee is still fun.
>Boy Scout summer camp (yeah yeah Boy Scouts are gay etc.)
>weekly campers vs. counselors UF game
>clearly the best player on the field
>making diving catch for a score, scrape knee while doing so
>counselors insist I go to the medical tent and sit out the rest of the game over a tiny scratch
serves them right, campers won and got to bang the female counselors

>>77904595

>not being one of the tallest and best looking athletes in your school

Being a loser must've sucked

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>live in Illinois
>PE five days a week as mandated by state law

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>>77904595
>You wore boots and still played
>Always played goalie for soccer and shut out team

>>77904595
>wearing anything other than sneakers before high school

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>friend depants you in front of qt grils
>boxers come down too
>tfw you're a shower
>word spreads about your large benis
>get catcalls from all the grils the rest of the year

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>>77905416
>Kickball
>Run bases around twice
>Fucking spaces are uneven and you can't steal

>be me
>in gym class one day
>look over
>see some kid go into one of the stalls
>he comes out with his gym clothes on because he was too afraid to let anyone see him without a shirt on
>everyone laughs at him as soon as he leaves the locker room
Be honest anon, were you that kid?

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>Soccer day in PE
>You get put on the retard team
>It's all girls
>They don't care at all
>You are the goalie
>End up getting abused because nobody helped

>>77905681
>not wearing your gym shirt under your regular shirt all day in preparation
LOL

>>77905681
I remember that one fat awkward kid. There were even a couple girls who did it too lol.

>Swimming day at PE
>That one kid who showered naked afterwards.

or

>forget your gym clothes
>docked points

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>join random pick-up game
>ball is an adidas torfabrik
>style on them real good
>make everyone leave
>ball is still there

>>77905641
learn how to run from niggers with guns

kumiko

>play floor hockey
>Fat kid is goalie and just sits down

>>77905734
>Swimming day at PE
holy shit americans have this?

>be in PE class
>didn't get picked for a team for indoor soccer so have to do the walk of shame and ask the coach to put me on a team
>get put on the best team
>manage to float around and do nothing uo until the last game
>my turn to play goalie
>fml
>get the ball punted in my face by some literal 4'5 manlet spic soccerfag because fat and unathletic as fuck
>literally the entire gym laughs at me
>even my crush is laughing at me
Fuck me man. That hurt just typing it. I don't think I ever properly recovered from that one.

>>77904739
>classmate brought a rollon deodorant
>steal it from his bag
>pull of some leg hair and put it on the deodorant

>>77905848
if you remember this even until now you probably didn't

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>>77905087
All the other kids have them

>be chad not concerned with sport
>wop pe class
>two or three of the hot nerdy sluts wop with with me
>we go round the back of the pe sheds and they take turns sucking my dick while i hoist them up in the air and eat their asses

>>77905100
>penis inspection day
>inspector jams his entire pinky up my urethra while the teacher wasn't looking

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>>77905105
>>77905140
>square dance day
>get paired with goober kids instead of my friends

>>77905843
We had a 7 week swimming unit. It's not universal, many high schools don't have pools.

>>77905910
this is true and happened btw

>>77905910
based goosey

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>>77904730
>new school
>forgot my football shoes
>playing barefoot
>moving the ball like a fucking god
>score the best goal in my shitty life
>all the girls in the class scream and cheer up
>get euphoric as fuck and run like a motherfucker behind the goal
>suddenly hot water in my foot
>sharp pain made me lose balance and fall
>scream like a little bitch
>get injured in the celebration when I stepped on a broken bottle
>Got 4 stitches in the foot
>miss the next two months
>when I am able to play again I suck worse than Higuain.

>It was supposed to be my year.

>>77905935
goddamn i wish i was american fugg

>>77905146
t. retard
millenials wouldn't be caught dead using the word "kicks"

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>teacher: "everybody get into pairs"

>female P.E teachers making all the guys wear speedos for swimming class
>tfw small af

>>77905979
>>77905942

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>walk into gymnasium
>see dodgeballs

>>77904700
Iktfb

>>77905843
rich ones do, i did not. but we were in canada so we did have ice skating

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>>77905958
>see all the girls in their bikinis
>some girls get to sit out so you know they are on their period.

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>Soccer day in PE
>The Albanian transfer is star for a day
>A nobody the next

>>77905953
damn, inspecting the field for broken glass and needles before you practiced was standard at my urban high school

>>77906070
>and needles
haha you lived in a neighbourhood that had black people in it

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>tfw playing handball

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>tfw penis inspection day with a female coach

>>77905558
>>77905587
>Chad picks all his athletic friends but the nerd end up crushing them anyway
We almost never scored more than 4 touchdowns a game...we fucking crushed them with 8 touchdowns, they only had 3.
>they claimed they won anyway
they said "we had 5 touchdowns" which they didn't
"lol we had 8 dumbass, I scored 3 myself"

>>77905910
Gratz m8, good job

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>>77906017

> alright guys, we did everything we needed to this week so it's medic all day today

>Americans get grades for PE
What the fuck? It's just exercise, school isn't for running around.

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>>77905105
>square dance day
>your crush gets paired up with another guy on the opposite side of the gym

>>77906093
I remember getting a free bong toke out of it. Sorry your Chads were A-holes, buddy.

>>77906126
>chad
>doing drugs outside of parties
That was a Brad. Sorry

>>77906125
>and she likes it
>also, he is mexican

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>tfw dance day and we have to pick partners

>>77906093
>>77906126
That was in 5th grade so noone was smoking back then

>>77906105
We learned the science of exercise and did things like make a plan about Health and Fitness and then followed it for a month. Had to include nutrition, aerobic exercise, weightlifting etc. You were also graded on participation.

>>77906075
Only about 1/3 black overall. It was significantly higher a proportion of blacks freshmen year but there were steady decreased until second semester senior year if you can guess why/

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>>77906184
>make a plan about Health and Fitness and then followed it for a month. Had to include nutrition, aerobic exercise, weightlifting
>he is fat

> it's fingering technique day in sex ed
> all the girls are taken so you get paired up with the male teacher

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>>77906175
>you're the odd man out
>get paired with the teacher

>>77906183
You remembered my dominance in the game and it formed a bond in you which you later expressed.

Don't sell yourself short.

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>>77905641
>mfw the gym teachers gave up and made "walking" a class for the fat kids

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>got lectured infront of the whole class for not knowing how to skip

>>77906219
huh?

>>77906036
>>77906043
why do i have to be a monkey whyyy

>>77906248
Fuck off.

>>77906254
just be born rich next time

>>77906261
What the fuck is your problem? Are you high?

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>that kid who got a boner in the locker room

ayy caramba

>>77906206
dumb aqua poster

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>>77906282
>that kid who got caught jerking off in class

>>77905641
>>77906227
goddamn america

>>77906277
I have my problems. I'm a bad person. It's why I had any reasonable ability in said game. yes I was spastic, but because I hated my own skin.

>>77906303
>he's smooth and popular enough to play it off like its nothing....and keep getting caught

>>77906282
> that kid who swallowed everybody's cum instead of sharing it

>>77906327
Im not sure what you're talking about? Is this the right reply chain? I was talking about how the Chads didn't like the chosen teams (took turns picking teams) so they just made their own team and ended up getting crushed anyway.

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>that one time in gym class when one of the big ass lights fell on a kid

>>77906367
Same chain. What's your point?

>>77906303
>be friends with a few hicks in elementary school
>we're doing an assignment on computers
>there's a substitute there
>I look over at them and they have their dicks out
>as soon as I look at them they say "hey anon show us your dick"
>I do it because I didn't want to lose them as friends
>tell the teacher what happened afterwards
>no repercussions
Was pretty surreal tbqh. I saw some pretty crazy shit at that school too. Some little nigglet that was a super-genius or some shit stabbed me with a pocket knife. Good times m8.

>it's time to get buttfucked but you also have to poop
gym class was rough

>>77906396
My point is what the fuck are you talking about? You were a spass? but good at football? what does that have to do with me?

>>77906327
>>77906367
>>77906396
>>77906428
>the state of these guys

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>the school serial pooper

One year in HS we had a kid that pooped in weird places all over school. One time he microwaved a turd in the cafeteria microwave and stunk up the whole room. My buddy even got his football cleats pooped in once.
This happened in your school, right?

lmao what the fuck is going on in this terrible thread

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>>77906485
>he microwaved a turd

Let it die

>>77906485
some guy pooped did a huge shit on the bathroom floor and my friend filmed it with his phone and showed it to a cute girl i liked and she almost vomited
what a storye

>tfw my life was saved by being promoted to honorary chad for being clutch with tackles and being really quick

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>>77906485
>>77906515
Anyone have that old /b/ story of the shitter guy?

>>77905848
youll be alright anon

use it as fuel, youll be surprised how far and how long you can sprint when your mind is fixated on traumatic shit and stuck in primal survival-must kill mode

>>77906515
Sounds like two sexually confused dudes exploring their scat fetish together 2bh

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>>77904595
>gym is swimming stuff for the next 2 weeks
>all the hot girls wear huge one pieces and the fatties wear tiny bikinis

Also the teacher wore unbelievably short shorts. I'm still amazed his nuts never popped out of the bottom of them.

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>>77904595
>tfw the only thing separating you from a girls' locker room full of bras and panties was a few walls and you were too chickenshit to sneak in

>you'll never be in a gym class with a bunch of high school girls who are wearing spankies, and have their butt cheeks out ever again.

didnt know how good I had it desu.

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>>77906573
I remember a couple occasions where I happened to walk by the girls' locker room right as the door was opening and caught a glimpse of some girls in their underwear. Good times.

>wrestlerbro gets into a fight with some basketball chad in my class
>chad got slammed on his fucking face and his nose broken
totally deserved it desu. he was fucking my crush.

>>77905019
Black leather shoes.

>>77905019
Your snow boots.

t. Minnesota

>not allowed to wear your trench coat to gym

Fingerless gloves were acceptable however

>>77905653

>everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpeg

>>77906629

kek. once when they were doing scoliosis checks, they sent me in to the room too early and i caught a huge topless eyeful of one of the hottest broads in our class

bless up senpai

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>Tfw you broke a chair in first grade just to get a metal one

Feels good

>>77906378
Why is this picture so ominous-looking?

>>77906799
because it has that shockwave-era "what's wrong with this picture" vibe

>too scared to undress in the locker room
>as a result I wear the gym shorts underneath my pants

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>>77906826
t. Tobias Fünke

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>basketball day
>somehow end up with the ball
>literally everyone shouting "pass it to me bro" "right here dude"
>pass it to some guy
>he was on the enemy team

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>it's practice day in sex ed
>all the sex dummies have already been used

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>>77906862
>Basketball
>Only white guy in the gym
>Never get the ball
>Get the ball on the rare occasion
>Nail a three

>>77906855
I don't understand.

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>>77906573
>be visiting football team
>use the home team's girls locker room
>they leave their lockers unlocked
>stretch out their panties and shorts by wearing them over our helmets
good times

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>Playing badminton senior year of high school against a black guy
>Utterly dominate him, get one point away from winning when he has 1 point total
>Get tired because I'm fat as fuck and weigh 300 pounds
>Black guy comes back and wins
>Still feel good because it's the closest I've ever been to beating a black person at sports

>>77906903
I bet you watch big bang theory

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>peeing on your teammates in the shower

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>>77906981
>not peeing on your teammates in the shower

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>Be 10
>playing pokemon on shitter before school
>Bus comes outside
>I still havent wiped
>Mom yells I have to go
>Have horrible poison ivy on crotch
>Pour a bunch of cream on my penis, put on my pants and run to the bus
>Girl I like sits next to me
>asks me if ive ever been kissed
>I take out my gameboy
>She starts whispering in my ear
>I start sweating
>I look down
>The cream is seeping through my jeans, making it look like i cummed
>She notices
>I notice
>I open my fannie pack to grab some kleenexes
>My sphagetti falls out all over
>I start sweating more
>Realize i forgot to wipe my ass
>The entire bus smells like shit and sphagetti
>bus gets to school
>Try and run to bathroom
>teacher catches me
>its penis inspection day
>my name is alan aardvark
>I have to go first
>Nurse demands For me to take off my pants
>I refuse
>She wrestles me down, and gets a magnifying glass real close to my crotch
>close my eyes and scream the guile theme at the top of my lungs
>She unzips my pants, the smell of sphagetti, cream and shit leaks out
>she pukes on my dick
>I get expelled
>mfw

>>77906254
and here i am watching brasileirao games when i get bored because i like football
life is funny like that my huehue

>>77906994
wow did this really happen...omg

>pretended to be gay so I can change and shower with the girls

Greatest idea ever

>>77906973
I don't watch TV at all senpai

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>learning how to use condoms in sex ed
>get boner watching the the gym teacher put the condom on a dildo
>have to go up to the front to collect condom
>no time to tuck pretend I don't have a boner but everyone sees
>hear snickering in the back
>gym teacher tries to ignore it
>go back to desk in shame

I still fap to her

>>77907093
weird. our sex ed teacher encouraged boys to get erections so the class could study them together

>>77906935
>not stealing their panties and taking them home to wear and feel cute

>>77906994
>>Be 10
>>playing pokemon on shitter before school
>>Bus comes outside
>>I still havent wiped
All I had to read. Love you, son.

>>77906485
>you now remember this episode before you stopped watching bobs burgers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-QV5zCNyKk

>>77907007
you really have nothing better to do at canada m8

brzao is pure shit

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>>77906799
idk lol

>playing kickball
>kick the ball so high it gets stick in the ceiling
>you're now the Bo Jackson of gym class and everyone wants you on their team
>occasionally people will talk about that ball you kicked into the ceiling as if it were a Greek myth
Is there any better feeling?

>>77907320
> people will talk about that as if it were a Greek myth
love those

>>77907320
>Is there any better feeling?
gf

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>tfw scored a great goal from behind the half way line in 3rd grade
>tfw you're 28 and still remember it

>get teaching license
>fine first few months
>time for first penis inspection day
>one of your students openly questions why you should be able to conduct inspections if you failed your inspection

f-fuck

>>77907405
>do every fucking thing for this girl
>help her even getting a job
>i wasted time, left shit undone just to invest on her
>she simply leaves me hanging on our date saying she was having a difficult time and shit, barely answers me on whatsup anymore

I fucking have her now honestly. What a cunt

>>77907573
girls hate guys that try too hard

>>77907598
she was the one who asked it lamo

she even said "i want you to pay more attention to me"


you fucking manlet

>>77907598
Who gives a shit. Ask a miilion, fuck a thousand.

>>77907627
lmao i almost fucked a girl on a fucking tuesday night

>>77905479
what kind of faggot doesn't like ultimate frisbee?

those gym days were the best

>>77907609
so it was more like you are an autistic with no presence

>public dick cleaning day
>the only one with cut dick
>became the joke in the whole school

High School was the worst.

>>77907609
>i want you to pay more attention to me
>pay too much atttention
shouldn't have smothered her sweetie

Wait, you people actually had activities in your gym?

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>gym day
>"""forget""" gym clothes
>sit out everyday and roam the halls

>>77907649
because I talked to her? Are you retarded?

>applied for Gym every year
>never got it once

>>77907709
>hoe gets you to be her servant
>this somehow makes someone else the retard

>>77906407
>being a tatle-tale on your buddies for wholesome dickplay

you should be ashamed

>>77907697
>ywn roam the halls with a qt for a half hour again
:(

>>77907725
i see your point now

she goes to the church and fucked 2 guys all her life

>not skipping every gym class
>not hanging out behind the school smoking cigarettes

nigga what are you doing

>>77907748
>LOOK MOM I AM SOOOOOOOO COOLL EHEHE XDXD

>>77907748
>smoking cigarettes
disgusting fucking Europeans
gross

>>77904868
shut up cletus

>>77907748
I was fooling around with your girl while you were at it.

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>>77907748
>not smoking weed on school property

>>77905105
Wtf is square danxe day

>squaredance day
>your teacher does some arrangement where everyone rotates partners, so that way every boy dances with every girl for a little bit
>it's finally your turn to dance with your crush (who doesn't even know your name despite the fact that she hangs out with some of your best friends)
>she hoverhands you

That was the day I realized I probably wouldn't live to see 30.

>>77907748
a fat girl at my school used to sneak onto the roof and smoke
one day the roof broke and she fell through to a basketball court and made a big dent in the hardwood
she lived but had to use a huge head+neck+shoulder brace thing

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>Go to school on Long Island
>All I want is to play hockey in gym
>Play one unit of it from 6th-12th
>Play lacrosse twice a year

>>77905720
Genius

>be me at any age
>sometimes daydream about how cool it would have been to master a musical instrument at a young age so I could show up to the big talent show Senior year and bust out a rocking jam in front of the entire school and prove to everyone that I'm not a loser or a waste of life

>>77907839
fogo lyfe

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>Mix gendered swimming class
>Fat fuck with man boobs
>Forget swim trunks purpose so the girls won't laugh at me

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>>77907538
> be new at school
> no one knows me so they think I'm bad and they make me the GK
> first game
> 3-3, corner at my goal, teacher calls last minute
> teammate: <<you better not ruin this nigger>>
> opponent kicks corner, literally everyone's at the near post, all aim for last minute goal
> manage to punch the ball
> bounces to 1/4 of the pi5ltch
> my defenders hold back the other team expecting to let the minute pass by
> no one expected the literally who gk to chase for the ball
> all the <<nigger what are you doing>> start fading away as both teammates and rivals realize I'm heading towards a 1v1 against the other goalie
> they don't even try to chase me down, everyone is just looking
> heart almost explodes after running for almost 100m
> realize I'm alone
> without thinking I blooter it
> hits the post
> bounces back to me, goalie is on the floor
> tap it in because I'm to afraid to miss it
> don't even celebrate because i felt too awkward
> everyone start shouting, not even the teacher can believe it
> teammates carry me over outside the pitch ala pic related
> get a lot of friends the very day after

There's literally nothing wrong with remembering fondly the most epic moments of your life m8, there's nothing awesome about finishing college, that's just procedure

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>dodgeball day
>fat kid takes a perfect shot to his nuts
> every person in the gym, even the teacher stops and laughs at him.

Miss those days

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>>77907538
>scored a volley from behind the goal line
>me and my m8 are so excited we both start jumping around and hugging
>'doesnt count' because the goalie was ""injured""
>nobody wanted to argue with chad

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>>77907278
p-pls delet

>>77907538
>tfw you're 28
jesus christ

>>77906531
Switch the first two

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>tfw school team plays local rivals
>tfw rumour our goalkeeper is a bender
>tfw their striker makes some kind of jibe to the goalkeeper about it
>tfw goalkeeper is soft as shit, but runs across and punches him
>tfw goalkeeper gets the fucking shit beat out of him
>tfw ends up in a big free for all with several people going to hospital and the entire school team being "sacked" for the year
>tfw actually had a decent team
>tfw it's replaced by a bunch of memers with people like me on it
>tfw time to shine and show my worth
>tfw don't take it and spill constant spaghetti

>>77906903
Tobias Fünke in Arrested Development was a never nude and always feels compelled to be clothed in at a minimum cut off jean shorts

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>>77904595
>Dance unit at school
>Don't bring clothes so I can sit out
>Teacher makes me dance in my saggy jeans

>>77905526
i bet those games last forever

dumb cancerous frogposter

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>>77904595
>Picture day
>Ma makes me wear a button up, vest, corduroy pants, and black dress shoes
>Forget gym clothes
>Teacher still made me run laps before I could sit out the rest of the class

>>77908619
>justsouljaboithings

>>77905848
>Soccer @ PE
>versing all roastie team
>Tall so get put as goalie
>"holy shit I'm actually good"
>Italian chick goes one on one with me
>dive on ball just as she kicks it
>fractured finger from the kick and a cut lip from the knee to the face
>everyone laughs, but since I dont live in an american teen comedy movie my life isnt ruined.
>we win in the end

good times

>mfw reading this thread

Was anyone else here unironically an elite athlete in elementary school?

I was literally top 5 in soccer, dodgeball and every other meme game there was

>>77905263
based

>>77908815
Elementary school sports are the equivalent of college sports to pro ball.

>>77908815
>tfw peaked at 10 years old

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>>77906573
>look into girls change room through window
>get caught

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>>77908868
>look into girls change room through window
>look at my crush panties
>get a nosebleed
>she finds me looking,punches me and calls me a baka

>>77907872
chills desu

>>77908815
>tfw was top 3 in elementary but gigganigs in highschool

>>77906175
>Pick a cute random girl without a partner
>She holds onto my arm the whole time
>Gives me a hug at the end
I was dripping precum lads

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>raining all week and everyone's sick
>only 10 of us show up to gym class
>PE teacher decides to play a new game called "Guess"
>we have to guess, length, girth, bush or shaved, circumcised or not of PE teacher
>each kid gets a turn
>my turn comes up and I guess everything spot on
>winner gets to have picture taken with teachers penis
>she pulls her short shorts down and shows her dick
>she has a very feminine penis
>principal takes a picture and congratulates me
>picture so nice, principal frames it and puts it in the trophy case
>mfw best hair day I ever had that I used the picture for the yearbook

who else was the only fat guy in gym class?

who off the german posters played "ball über die schnur" und fang den ball" in gmy class in elementary school

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>gym class
>All girl's are wearing tight shorts

>>77905019
Trenchcoat

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>>77905934
>dance lesson
>paired with hot girl that I expected to be disgusted but wasn't

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>It's time for that floor is lava tag game which in hindsight is really dangerous and results in several severe injuries every time.

>>77905953
>suddenly hot water in my foot
done the same damn thing. couldn't have described it better

>>77905019
Dress shoes

>>77905953
Didn't know Mexican football fields were also kitchens, where the fuck did the boiling water come from?

>>77911173
>it's perfectly save to jump from 1.50m if there's a mat on the floor
>yeah that one guy broke his arm but only because he did it wrong, don't worry pal
kek I remember how stupid PE teachers are

>tfw divide in two teams
>one side is missing two players with only one student remaining
>teacher chooses to play in team with less players
>PE teacher is an absolute beast
Good times

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>>77911472
>Making kids go full adrenaline chase mode over hardwood metal framed benches cantilevered and balancing on another hardwoord metal framed bench.
>Some kids who forgot their choose have to keep on their slippery socks.
>European PE class is Sparta.

>playing goalie
>ball coming my way and so is the attacker
>I go for the ball at the same time the other guy tries to kick it
>He kicks me right in the fucking thumb
Wasted my whole fucking afternoon at the clinic waiting to get that shit checked because the pain wouldn't fucking stop

>playing voleyball
>paired with a friend, we're both good at it
>kicking everyone's asses
>teacher brags he'd win against us
>takes one decent guy an we play a quick set
>score is close but we got the advantage
>he realises he can lose
>starts refball and wins
>for the remaining 3 years of high school he reminds us he won without a warm-up
I liked this bastard, we were shitting each other all the time.

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>kickball day
>tfw kickball as hard as I can downward when ever I'm up
>tfw eventuality break ball asserting my alpha traits

Went to a rich private school for a year
>Pe teacher was an ex NFL running back
>Let us play soccer 80% of the time

>>77912807
lol i probably bullied you fatty

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>you will never be a chad

>playing softball
>wreck the catcher on a suicide squeeze
>"you're not allowed to do that anon"

>>77912833
t. manlet

>>77913175
t. fatty manlet
you make me laugh

>>77912807
I don't know why it's gone, but I'll just repost it again
>be fat kid
>slow but strong build
>play 5 a side in winter
>have to play as goalkeeper although 2 fat manlets are in the same team
>literally no one plays defensively, own team can't score even though everyone besides me is in the other team's half
>end up conceding half a dozen goals by chads who were firing at full force
High School was fucking shit

>>77913185
>projecting this much

>last day of school
>teacher vs 6th graders
>fat woman principles assistant up to bat
>hits soft dribbler to third
>i field it cleanly
>throw to first
>she's barely left the batters box
>catcher takes off mask to wait for next batter
>fatty is four steps outside the box
>flings bat behind her
>hits catcher in the face
>knocks all his teeth out
>fatty cries
>the teachers rush to her aid
>only the coaches tried to help the catcher
>he got suspended when he came back for unsafe play
>shouldn't have taken your mask off

>tfw dodgeball with those foamy balls
>8th grade math teacher had open 1st, would come play with us
>throws ball so hard it curves through the air and smacks a girl straight in the cheek
>he never played dodgeball with us again after that

I miss him

>>77906043
It just occured to me why girls were randmoly sitting out swimming class. Holy shit.

>shirts vs skins
>girls don't have to take their shirts off

>>77905479
>frisbee volley
I remember trying to get the sickest angled shots and inevitably throwing it out of the window

>>77905556
It's also true here. Literally impossible to fail that class

>>77904595
go barefoot faggot

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>be in high school
>occasionally we'd play the gay variant of baseball, without a pitcher
>instead the ball is held up by a little stick
>the batting team stands in line behind said stick
>the girl in front of me is batting
>she smashes the ball and then proceeds to throw the baseball bat behind her in a straight line
>it hits me right in the shins

>>77907847
>tfw bossing my local middle school music recitals with my sick clarinet skills
Then I moved onto a conservatorium, realized how average I actually was and got stage fright.

>>77915569
I remember middle school softball. There were always a few dumbasses who fucking whip their bats after swinging instead of just dropping it gently.

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>playing basketball
>have to take a big shit
>go to the bathroom
>shit a huge one
>the toilet paper is outside
>go with my shorts down to grab it
>wipe and leave the bathroom really stinky
>some guys go later and they talk about how much it smells
>mfw

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>>77905140
Fucking this. I hate myself.