/nfl/ General : MAN DRAMA BTFO EDITION

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REMINDER THAT THIS IS A POKEMON THEMED RETIREMENT THREAD FOR /NFL/ GENERAL

also updated news
CHI:Matt Forte dealing with a sprained MCL

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First for pup memes

>>63526968
>>>/trash/

Will Brady finally overcome his autistic arch-rival?

I think the Patriots are underrated this year desu

Bengals are da bomb

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>>63526958
Mah nigga.

>>63526982
I will kick your ass, dipshit
Whats your address? Ill come there right now and kick your shit in

>>63526989
They play the Titans though

>>63527040
5938 S. Compton ave.
Ask for Doug Hame

>>63526958
what does this post mean
>>63527055
meaning they'll be overrated after they drop 60 on the tits?

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pups are pretty cool meme and more creative anons should create cool oc like it

>>63527093
I dropped 60 loads on your mom's tits m8

>>63527093
Titans are winning that game

Pats defense isn't ready for what Mularkey and Michaels are cooking up

Ok, faggots
NYG - NE
Autism vs Cheaters
Who ya got and why?

>>63527187
Giants because Coughlin is somehow 6-1 vs Belichick

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>>63527093
we all know espee would be better if it weren't general centric but we all thought it was futile. That was until one brave soul showed us its possible to make change for the better.

general is dead mate

>>63527087
State, City, and Zip Code pls

>>63527378
California obviously
>implying I know what zip codes are

Ay, read my name aloud quickly

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>>63527462

>>63527187
Patriots easy. The Giants have never been this incomplete against such a complete team.

Bengals are da bomb

>>63527469
Just did
Oh my god, I bet you think youre so clever
Heaven forbid anyone step away from that retarded meme
Nobody ever will, and youre no different pleb

Could be anymore retarded and unoriginal
Even I know that joke is tired
Not you apparently, fuckwad
A better name? Read the first letter

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>>63527543

>>63527187
Gnats, Brady and Belichick are gonna choke.

>>63527588
Well, I'm.guessing it worked since your post contains high traces of sodium chloride

Why are modern QBs such pussies?

Fantasy bs incoming

Should I trade Yeldon and either Calvin Johnson or d. Thomas for Antonio brown and Melvin Gordon? My gut says he'll no. I have Crabtree Ingram and charmanderick as well in a 3 wr 2 rb flex .5 ppr 12 team league

>>63527727
You should stop playing fantasy.

Lions@Packers

Who ya got?

>>63527727
>>/biz/

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>>63527684

> His qb can't take hits

>>63527761
Vikings.

Saints @ Skins

Who yall got?
Muh saints tbqh phams

>>63527781
>His qb ripped his kidney

>>63527835
Redskins, because that team wins games they shouldn't.

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>>63527796
>not the burrs

>>63527840

> He still scored a td and played with that ripped kidney

>>63527835
Saints got it senpai

>>63527881
That's right. Not. The. Burrs.

Why'd you have to leave Shane? ;_;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0HFHON3M1k&feature=youtu.be

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You virgins mad about me fucking 20 times the bitches you do?

>>63527881
Got a burrs friend who hates Ditka now. Realized he was a terrible coach carried by a GOAT defense. Ditka said some shit about the Bears recently too after that commercial.

>>63528046
>he doesnt live a chivalrous life style
lol

>>63527835
Skins got that Capt. Kirk vibe senpai

Playoff predictions. Go.

>>63527917
yeah but how many games has Luck missed this season

>the media is just now starting to realize McCarthy is a hack

QUARTERBACKS FROM THE PAST 5 YEARS WHO ARE MEME QUARTERBACKS:
Kaepernick
RG3
Manziel
Tebow

QUARTERBACKS WHO ARE NOT MEME QUARTERBACKS:
Newton
Wilson
Mariota
Winston

>>63528205
Lions win the division. Patriots finish 0-16. Jaguars win the AFC. Titans win super bowl.

>>63528250
How is McCarthy to blame for rodgers throwing less than 100 yards in a game?

>>63528205
Raiders upset the Steelers in the wildcard
Raiders get edged out by Denver
Denver upsets New England

Seacocks got whopped by Minnesota in the wildcard

Minnesota gets fucking rekt by GB
GB loses to the cards

The cards blow out Denver 55-21

>>63528324
>anyone
>rekt by GB
Best meme.

>>63527869
>>63528136
INFIDELS BE GONE

>>63527921
I believe
Hopefully Matty Ice melts to shit and we get #2 in division. But we gotta win at least 6 out of our 7 next games.

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>>63527917
>Suck can take a hit
>Out for most of the season

>>63528231

He'll be fine. It's Luck, come on. The dude is a fucking tank. In retrospect, he shouldn't miss more than 2-3 games. (Unless they sit him till the playoffs)

>>63528551
Remove kebab

>>63528290
everyone plays a bad game here and there but McCarty is always shit

>trying to force an arbitrary rushing benchmark in the 4th quarter of the nfccg instead of finishing the job

gotta establish that run for a balance offense :^)

>>63528271
Newton is a meme

He's winning games like Tebow, him and Kaepernick are about the same, remove the coach and defense and he's a bust tier QB

Packers are shit

>>63528324
>Raiders beat AFCS "winner"
>Paypay throws seven INTs, five to Charles Woodson
>Raiders vs Patriot AFCG in snowbowl
>win by arbitrary rule no one has ever heard of

Raiders vs Vikings owl
GET HYPE

>>63528631
>Colts without Luck
>Making the playoffs
The city of the AFCS, they probably will

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we're gonna lose to the fucking lolphins aren't we

>>63528718
But how can you blame him for anything this year? The offense and defense have both been shit and he isn't an offensive playcaller anymore

>>63528837
No, shut the fuck up.

ITS HAPPENING
GO TO POL

FRANCE HAS SURRENDERED

>>63528718
In his defense, he was going up against Belicheck next and an offense with an equal balance of run and pass is a lot harder to plan against because when the big game comes, the coach could switch to either heavy run or heavy pass and completely decimate a defense regardless of gameplanning. Thats why trap games exist, team A was planning for a balanced offense, team B plays heavy pass offense, Team As run defense goes out the window to compensate for the pass game by the third quarter

>>63528893
>go to /pol/
I'd rather watch Fox or MSNBC than ever go back there. There's a reason /hist/ was created.

>>63528046
>20 times the bitches
>20 x 0
Its still zero dude

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Time to play

Who's the Bigger Coattail Rider!

Canidate A: Mike McCarthy
>mainly an assistant in college
>shit OC from 2000-2006 including leading the 49ers to least amount of points scored in 2005
>become HC
>go 8-8 first season
>Rodgers continues to carry the team
>team crumbles to a whole new level when Rodgers is injured
>only one owl with GOAT QB

Canidate B:Jim Caldwell
>24-67 record as college HC
>won first owl as a QB coach for Peyton Manning
>goes 2-14 as soon as Peyton is injured worst in the NFL
>becomes OC for the Ravens
>drop from 5th offense in the league to 30th
>win super bowl with great defensive play and Joe Flacco going super saiyan
>takes over extremely talented Lions roster
>Offense drops from top 5 to bottom 5 in one season, defense carries them to playoffs
>ensues with disastrous season

>>>/pol/>>55581283
>>>/pol/>>55581283
>>>/pol/>>55581283

well 4chan is officially fucked.

WWE belongs here not on /tv/ or /asp/. It's the official sport of /sp/ along with 18-1.

>>>/pol/55581283
>>>/pol/55581283
>>>/pol/55581283

>>63529516
18-1 isn't a sport, and neither is WWE

>>63529516
>sport

Top 10 team offenses of all time?

>>63528271
>Mariota
>Winston
too early to tell

>>63529533
MOOOOODS!

>>63529482
MM coached Rodgers up though

>>63528728
>him and Kaepernick are about the same

I can't believe people fell for the stat meme.

No one who has watched either play this year would think this.

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I think I finally fixed my shitty internet espee
so I should be able to resume my shitposting and reveling in the buncos buncoing it up

>>63528644
Yes pls
The influx of these immigrants is sickening.

>>63530004
No Brett Favre did. Caldwell also has more rings.

>>63530140
Not impressed losing to the clots.

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>>63530159
>No Brett Favre did

>be French
>get shot

>>63530140
the donkeys are a meme team with a just good defense that got lucky

>>63530173
impressed that I fixed my internet after like 2 months of it being spotted like a fuckin' dalmatian
they legit changed all the fucking wiring, new modem and it still wouldn't work. So I said fuck it, change every possible connection and contact, got a second new modem, btfo my router and replaced it with the one built in the modem (it has a weaker signal distance but a better signal..kinda like AM/FM radio) and then it started to work.
Teamwork won the job espee

>>63527187
NE, Giants blow cock, and I have Gronk and Pats D on my fantasy team :)

>>63530159
>No Brett Favre did.
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy they hate(d) each other

>>63521713
>>63521713
just another streak that will fall to you know who

>>63530140
Fuck off Bronkek

>>63530175
>>63530250
Rodgers wouldnt be where he was today without Favre. Truly a hero. Mike McCarthy is a fat.

>>63530287
2/10

>>63527187
Autism is immune to cheating.

Giants by 7.

>>63530287
this is true

>>63530287
Nah, it's fun to think of great QBs passing down their skills to the next generation but in reality they're more focused on preparing for the game than being a coach to a backup who could potentially take your job, especially Favre who didn't like Rodgers that much

>>63530350
>especially Favre who didn't like Rodgers that much

Was Favre a homophobe?

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>>63527364

So are mods gonna start deleting /sp/ generals or what?

So far nothing's changed.

> from one overrated QB who rode a good defense to one fluke ring and then went one and done 10 of the next 12 seasons to another

I'd say Rodgers learned from Favre pretty well.

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Can someone give me the cliffnotes of the recent Dez Byrant drama situation?

What did that whiny diva do now?

>>63530892
>reporter is a cunt
>Dez acts a cunt back
It's nothing.

>>63526841
that move is not allowed anymore, kids might hurt themselves

JEST FUCKING SUCK DICK

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>Hi, I'm Rob Lowe, and I have border security
>And I'm multiculturalist Rob Lowe, and I have terrorism

>literally thinking the Giants won't beat the Cheatriots this weekend

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>>63531190

Pats: 56
Gnats: 6

>>63531166
kek, Rob Lowe is fucking based unlike the fucking jest

>>63531131
>>63531213
cracked trip?

Who's had a harder fall from grace? The Jets or the Falcons?

I'd wager the Falcons, Jets fans probably didn't expect much going into the season, but still that collapse is pretty bad

>>63531265
no but after blowing that game and losing 3 of our last four and getting exposed i realized how much of a meme team this really is lol

Is Brady the GOAT athlete?

>>63531190
>literally thinking the Bills won't win out and win the division

I did a point system ranking of the TOp 16 secondaries of several categories to determine the best secondaries. If a team is ranked 1st it receives 16 points, if it's ranked 16th then it receives 11 point. Team with the most points is the best secondary.

Here are the categories and rankings.

INTs and INT%
T1. ARI: 13 (4.44% of attempts, 1)
T1. CAR: 13 (3.71%, 4) -
T1. NYG: 13 (3.53%, 5)
4. PHI: 12 (3.81%, 2)
T5. GB: 10 (3.50%, 6)
T5. ATL: 10 (2.98%, 8)
T5 IND: 10 (2.93%, 9)
T5 NYJ: 10 (2.92%, 10)
T5. BUF: 10 (2.80%, 12)
T10. TEN 9 (3.80%, 3)
T10. DEN 9 (3.23%, 7)
T10. NE 9 (2.88%, 11)
T10. OAK 9 (2.49%, 15)
T14. KC 8 (2.72%, 13)
T14. CIN 8 (2.61%, 14)
T14. PIT 8 (2.30%, 16)

TDs given and TD%
1. STL 5 (1.79%, 1)
2. SEA 6 (2.48%, 2)
3. DEN 7 (2.51%, 3)
T4. MIN 9 (3.27%, 6)
T4. DAL 9 (3.37%, 8)
T6. CIN 10 (3.26%, 5)
T6. GB 10 (3.50%, 9)
T8. CAR 11 (3.14%, 4)
T8. ATL 11 (3.27%, 6)
10. NE 12 (3.83%, 10)
T11. PHI 13 (4.15%, 11)
T11. ARI 13 (4.44%, 13)
T11. WAS 13 (4.96%, 15)
T14. SF 14 (4.38%, 12)
T14. JAC 14 (4.75%, 14)
T14. DET 14 (5.62%, 16)

YPA - Passer Rating as Tie Breaker
1. CAR 5.9 (68.9, 1)
2. DEN 5.9 (73.3, 2)
3. ARI 6.4 (74.9, 3)
4. NYJ 6.5 (79.1, 5)
5. BUF 6.6 (82.4, 7)
6. SEA 6.7 (85.6, 12)
7. CIN 6.8 (84.8, 10)
8. STL 6.8 (85.0, 11)
9. PHI 6.9 (82.2, 6)
10. NE 6.9 (83.1, 8)
11. ATL 6.9 (83.5, 9)
12. MIN 6.9 (87.7, 13)
13. OAK 7.2 (89.1, 15)
14. CHI 7.3 (101.1, not eligible)
15. KC 7.4 (89.4, 16)
16. PIT 7.4 (93.7, not eligible)
BONUS - GB 79.0 for 4, IND 88.7 for 14th

Here are the final point totals of the Top 16 secondaries.

1. CAR - 82
2. DEN - 74
3. ARI - 69
4. PHI - 59
5. GB - 54
6. ATL - 53
7. STL - 47
8. SEA - 46
9. CIN - 45
10. NYJ - 41
11. NE - 41
12. BUF - 35
13. MIN - 33
14. NYG - 26
15. IND - 21
16. TEN - 21

>>63531355
>NE almost top 10
post fucking discarded.

Reminder that rugby players are more athletic than NFL players.

>>63531359
They have:
>tied for 10th most INTs, 10th fewest TDs allowed, and 10th fewest yards per attempt.

Think about it, despite having opposing defenses on the field more often than many other teams due to their offense scoring often and somewhat quickly, they've still allowed only 12 TDs. They're not as good as they were last year when they were about Top 5, but it fits.

The league rules of the past several years also make it easier for a secondary to look worse despite being a top 16. Anything not in the top 3 isn't enough to carry games.

reminder that once the raiders get good defensive secondaries that aren't chuck woodson they're going to be an owl level team

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>>63528837
trap game here we come

I like rugby better than NFL because it's more concise. The average rugby game is an hour and a half. The average NFL game is 2 and a half to 3 hours long.

>>63531355
Packers 5th best secondary hahaha what a joke

>>63531513
shut your mouth

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How does this make you feel?

>>63531871

Sick

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>>63531908

>>63530742
>tfw this is true

>>63531541
Almost as funny as the Giants being 6 spots ahead of the Eagles.

>>63531871
Why would it make me feel anything?

>>63532143
Qt jungle bunnies up front

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Bumping with Titans pup

>>63531438
playing against absolute literal fucking whos in the worst division in football. their only good win was a battered pittsburgh team. what a joke. they will get exposed fucking hard.

>>63533854
>Who are the 5 and 6 seed Bills and Jets?
They've beaten solid opponents, average opponents, and bad opponents and are 8-0. These are still professional football players. They are playing above average.

There is nothing spectacular about them, but they've earned what they're given. Not good enough to be Top 10 but they've had good wins.

Your personal scale needs to be re-calibrated. They're on par with BUF and MIN for secondary since they're getting help with the pass rush and making the most of it. McCourty has been playing well and Logan Ryan and Duron Harmon are tied for 3rd in the league for most INTs with 3.

Go ahead with "they've played bad teams". Doesn't matter, every team plays bad opponents and you still have to beat them. They've also done well against the good opponents too.

>>63531871
Kebab Out

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>Just got into the NFL halfway through last season
>Spent all this time choosing a team to follow, narrowed it down to the Cowboys, Chargers, Niners, Raiders, or Panthers
>Settled on the Raiders because muh home state
>tfw Raiders are now getting good again and I had no idea when I picked the team
>tfw will now be roped in with all the inevitable fake fans that come flocking in on the team's rise

>>63534627
But you are a fake fan.

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>>63534672
I'll stay by this team no matter what.

>>63534702
We normally just talk about /mlp/. You'll have to lurk moar.

>>63534627
>i was considering being a Panthers fan
why, because their terrible uniforms?

Raiders will always be a popular franchise cuase of their past history and colors. They are the le ultimate edgy team

>>63531337
>Raiders
>above average in anything
No.

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>>63534719
I'm not that new, I've been coming here since I started watching. I know enough to know it isn't as bad as /hoc/.

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>>63534702
No problem bro, as long as you are willing to learn what makes this team great you're welcome, we are the true assholes and villians of the league, the Pats have been amazing for as long as we have been shit but thats about to change, The most important part of being a Raider is being passionate, smart and agressive aout your team, you should read Badasses and learn the history of this team, seriously, Al Davis (the greatest owner we had) was the devil.

https://www.reddit.com/r/oaklandraiders/comments/25vqvs/the_greatness_of_the_raiders_videos_res_alert/

>>63534741
No, because I spent a lot of my childhood in North Carolina. Didn't want to pick them though because they have no history. Meanwhile, I was born in California near LA, spent a good chunk of my childhood there, and the Raiders have a rich history. I considered the Cowboys for a little while as well back when I first started watching because I used to buy into the America's Team jargon. Now I just hate the faggots.

>>63526958
no its not, fuck off weeb

>>63531871
Isnt that the type of immigrant you want? The one that molds into society?

>>63528271
>QUARTERBACKS WHO ARE NOT MEME QUARTERBACKS:
>Newton
>Wilson

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>>63534796
Thanks man, I've actually been looking for a good place to learn more history about the team. Reading the wiki only takes you so far. I know the basic legends, Tim Brown, Lyle Alzado, Fred Biletnikoff, Dave Casper, Marcus Allen, Jim Plunkett, and my personal favorite, Ken.

Also, I still remember hearing The Autumn Wind for the first time. Literally sent a chill down my spine when I heard that pirate tune.

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>>63528893
holy shit, i knew some shit was going down but last time i looked it was about 20 dead or so

RIP in peace french bros

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>>63534796
>The most important part of being a Raider is being passionate, smart and agressive aout your team, you should read Badasses and learn the history of this team, seriously, Al Davis (the greatest owner we had) was the devil.

this is the most reddit thing I have ever read on /nfl/.

>>63534796
>being a Raider
whats your number bro?

>>63531871
like i'm at 7-11 in seattle

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>>63534627
>Just got into the NFL halfway through last season
>tfw will now be roped in with all the inevitable fake fans

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>>63535009
Fuck those 12 man bullshit and bandwagon, Raider Nation is a part of the team.

>>63535074
You're a part of the team?
>posting this retard as a representation of Raiduur fans

it just writes itself senpai

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>>63535152
I've loved this team and it has been utter shite most of the time t.b.h., glad things are going really good for us.

>>63535196
just keep your reddit tier inspirational posts there.

it's just football and you should know as well as anyone the refs give and the refs take away. You only have to look at the last game played to see this.

>>63534913
Hostages were taken in a concert hall
As the police were raiding, the terries got froggy and threw grenades at the hostages
100+ died in the concert hall alone, the rest were from the other shootings

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In 2 (two) days, Russell Wilson will become the second best passer in NFL history.

>>63535565
How do you figure?

>>63535595
Dat passer rating

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Lions > Puckers

>>63535389
Oh I can just see all the fun "debates" people are going to have over this

>>63535565
How so?

>>63535389
the fucking Eagles of Death Metal were playing

>>63526841

Speaking of sweaty man drama oh look its another worthless NFL thread where the dumbest /sp/ members argue about the dumbest shit possible because of shitty games played every Sunday.

Bunch of overweight fucking losers you all are

>>63535666
literally who

>>63535595
>>63535662
he's 14 attempts short of the required 1500 to be on the career passer rating list, and his career rating will put him at #2 on the list. short of something unusual happening on Sunday, he'll be right below Rodgers (and I'm sure there is a gay joke in there somewhere).

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>>63535668
a day later and still mad as fuck

>>63530333
Trips confirm. Eli defeats Brady again

>>63535666
nice satan trip

>zero rings
>blown up by disgruntled youngsters

lyl

>>63535674
given the Pats' documented history of cheating, I'm not prepared to assert that the poll wasn't rigged

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Who retires first: Brees, Aaron, or Brady?

>>63535744
Brody then Brees and Aaron

>Your team
>Who you cut this offseason
>FA You pursue
>Draftfus
>Least favorite childhood game

>Vikings
>Mike Wallace
>Weddle
>Treadwell
>Red Rover

>>63535796
sweet, i love facebook too, what's your fb name?

>>63535796
>Vikings
>Wallace
>nobody
>an o-lineman
>how many titties can you fit in your mouth

>>63535897
>Least favorite
>how many titties can you fit in your mouth

nigga...

>>63528271
Where does Teddy fit in here?

>>63535962
King meme on memeteam

>>63526841
>OAK:Report: Latavius Murray expected to play


more like Latavius expected to fumble another 3 fucking times. FUCK LATAVIUS CAN WE GET A REAL RUNNING BACK WHO PROTECTS HIMSELF FUCK

>>63535916
they aren't called queens fans for nothing

How long have most people been watching football in here?

>>63536392
>queens fans don't like titties in their mouth
nigga...

>>63536475
The first big game I can remember watching was the 1995 Rose Bowl. I think I would have been 8.

>>63536475
5 years.

>>63536475
Oldest football memory is watching Neil O'donnell shit away superb owl 30.

>>63536475
my first football memory is watching the 49ers beat the Bengals at the last second in superbowl 23

>>63529204
it wasn't funny the first time

>>63536563
>trannies like playing with boobs
nigga

>>63536475
my first football memory was the early 90s, Cowboys beat the Redskins on Thanksgiving.

>>63536791
>mixing up Vikings fans with Packers quarterbacks
Nigga...

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>>63535668

Don't you open up that window

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>>63536862
>I forgot that a queen was a tranny
>oh I know, I'll make fun of the puckers

>>63537541
Which Viking player is a tranny?

>>63536803
>my first memory was The Fumble

Just fuck my shit up senpai

>>63537586
every single one is a queen, so all of them

need some critique on my rankings:

>>63537488

>>63537488

>>63537488

49ers were mostly a joke but they should be last or second last.

>>63526841
>OAK:Report: Latavius Murray expected to play
Are they going to put super glue on his hands so he doesn't fumble this time?

>>63537679
>#1 Broncos
Stopped reading there.

>>63534796
>Linking to reddit
This really needs to be a bannable offense if people really are serious about cleaning up /sp/

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>>63537735
>2015
>Hating reddit

>>63529204
hilarious
fuck off.

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>>63537783
fuck off, faggot

>>63537783
Go back to your hugbox faggot

Guys, is it OK to like football and My Little Pony?

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>>63534796

>The Niners will never contend for an Owl this decade

>Romo gonna be ded and Cowgirls will be a shit

>Rodgers is a free playoff win, Pack can't into defense

>Shithawks traded all pro center for a TE that can't block, Marshawn slowing down and defense losing a step every year

>Brady will retire soon

To be honest senpai, only the Vikings and Raiders look poised for long term success at the moment

>>63537885
No

>>63537885
No, kill yourself faggot

>>63537928
Suck my dick you worthless cunt.

>>63537885
why couldn't ISIS or some local terrorist take you down instead?

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>>63537926
>>63537928
>>63538073
Well... You guys too!

>>63537885
Pit your trip back on, P Cadence.

>>63537885
>Guys, is it OK to like My Little Pony?

its sad that this is even a question
unless you're a 8 year old girl the answer is no

Guys, is it OK to watch football and tranny porn?

>>63538115
your 2-dimensional horse waifu is getting railed daily by another 2-dimensional horse and is gonna have a horse baby. This is how pathetic your life is.

>>63535668
/asp/ is so slow that you literally have an entire board to yourself

>>63538337
yes but only if you tell us which NFL player would make the best tranny

>>63538300
Is Vollmer cleared yet

>>63538337
Trannies are mentally ill faggots

>>63534913
holy christ what a disaster

I had no idea that this was even happening

>>63538386
300+ casualties

>>63538367
>Trannies are mentally ill faggots
>trannies are mentally ill mentally ill

>>63538405
That's how mentally ill they are.

Unlike the androgynous master race.

>>63538404
poor frogs

did muslims do it? if so, they basically just united the entire western world against them

>>63538367
Nope, still out with a Jay Cutler injury

>>63538386
yeah, shit went down in a bad way
part of me actually feels bad for the frogs

>>63538427
>did muslims do it?
do you need to ask?
there's already been a few reports of ISIS/ISIL claiming it

so what did I miss guys, apparently WWE and France were BTFO

>>63538431
Fug

>>63538476
WWEfags got mad and went on a shooting in france.

Quick question, how is it even possible that the Cardinals have lost a game?

They have played 1(one) opponent with a record above .500, and that team didn't even have their starting QB that game

Is there a team with a less difficult schedule? Is that even possible?

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So this year's Pats team has confirmed to be the 2011 team minus Hernandez, correct? This is so you maggots can shitpost at my lack of confidence in them winning SB50 when they inevitably do.

>>63538476
and so where the Ravens 6 times

>>63538739
DP's been around for all those

>>63538739
you illiterate queermofag

>>63538744
put your trip back on DP

better yet just go to bed

>>63537885
Broncos/Colts fans might be completely retarded

>>63538805
>he doesn't get the joke
see
>>63538300
there are 2 ponyfag trips, Princess Cadence is one of them

>implying I'm not talking to PC right now

>>63538859
Ah, i dont pay attention to trips like you so i guess i missed that
I thought it was saying Broncos/Colts are ponies

>>63539017
yeah. low-tier banter desu

>tfw have been tripping like shit for nearly 12 hours now and just want to fall asleep already

I don't think the Lions will trade Stafford. Let's take a look at the Lions starting quarterbacks the past 20 years.

Jon Kitna
Joey Harrington
Charlie Batch
Scott Mitchell
Rodney Peete

Any rookie they try to get through the draft will be extremely raw and may be a bust. It could end up being another long search for anybody to play the QB position. I honestly think Calvin goes before Stafford does. He may not be a top ten QB but he has been in a shit situation since coming into the NFL.

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HI MAILMAN!

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>>63538739
>Lake actually thought Vic Beasley wouldn't be a colossal bust

>>63539370
Well you can't really call someone a colossal bust after one season. There are a lot of times rookies will play like shit and git gud within the next 2 or 3 years.

>>63539401
>Clemson pass rushers
>good

pick one and only one.

>>63539406
I've literally never heard of this meme until you brought it up this year

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Ill just leave this here

tOSU
2. Bama
3. Oklahoma
4. Clempson
5. BootyBlasters
6. Iowa
7. LSU
8. Houston
9. Harvard
10. Northwest Missouri St.

>>63539442
I'm still in shock from that MSU choke. Fucking Nebraska..

>>63539450

Really?

It really surprised you?

>>63539421
>Gaines Adams
>Daquan Bowers
>Vic Beasley

All Clemson players who were supposed to tear the NFL a new one but totally shit the bed. The last time a Clemson defensive player didn't bust was 2005 with Leroy fucking Hill.

>>63539442
Where's Notre Dame? Or are they supposed to be BootyBlasters?

>>63527684
Motherfucking Matthew Stafford is tank, Got hit by dirty fucking Vikings players (HAHA KARMA BITCHES! FUCK NIGWATER) and only suffered bruised ribs

Pray to god we don't trade him

>>63539461
Well no I wasn't extremely surprised because I knew how bad MSU was playing against bad teams, but they gave up a two score lead within like 5 minutes. That last play was really bad too. Before the play even happened I knew Cook was gonna hold onto the ball too long and he sure did take his time throwing a short pass.

>>63539486

That last Nebraska touchdown was bullshit.

He brought himself out of bounds and the defender followed.

MSU is not CFP material though. They're an above average team who does meh against average teams.

>>63539468
wow 2 guys really? Theres been more Alabama defensive back busts yet no one bring that up

>>63539502
Michigan will be the top state team next year. Peppers and Harbough are going to wreck the conference

>>63539544

I agree with this.

Harbaugh is no joke.

He make Luck and Kappernick look good.

>>63539544
I'd be a delusional homer to think that Michigan doesn't have it coming for us. With Cook and Calhoun leaving I can really see MSU falling next year. Bums me out but they've done some pretty good things the past few seasons.

>>63528271
>Wilson
>Not a meme QB

Nice.

>>63539615
The difference between Wilson and meme qbs is the Wilson only runs when he has to, otherwise he'll attempt a pass. Meme QBS always run, even when they can make a solid pass.

>>63528324
Holy shit this is terrible. This is fucking.

I don't even have words for how inaccurate and bad this is.

>>63538733
No. The defense this year is underrated and actually more then decent.

Seriously, if they can hold down the injury bug, this is the most complete team I remember seeing.

The front 7 is just great. Depth is there too. Secondary is better than decent. Oline is patch work but succeeds every game.

The offense is so packed that every. Single. Game. They have a completely different philosophy.

There have been games that they scored almost 30 points where you have barely heard Gronk's name. Then the next week, he has 6/100/2.

Even crazier, with LaFell back, we have a feel threat. Also, Scott Chandler has been showing up more and more.

The defense is top ten, and the offense is top one or two, and definitely #1 in the variety of attack.

Also, it may be just me but I think BB is sitting people as long as possible to have them fresh come playoff time. People like Sheard haven't played in a month, for an injury that usually would only keep em out maybe a week.

The depth is that quality , minus oline, that he can sit the BEST members of certain groups (DT, etc) and still field a good enough team to win.

Dang.

>>63535744
Brees obviously

>>63535668
Can't tell if you're mad or just mad

>>63539660
Wasn't there a Pats trip from a few years ago named

Tom Brady WILL retire with 5 rings

>>63539628
Nice.

>>63538733
The 2011 team lost the owl you retard.

>feel when got into football right after Michael Vick got done being elite

So did he just run all over everybody? I know he hasn't played much recently but I noticed he has a decent arm for a black QB.

>WWE banned from /sp/

They kept to themselves in one thread, and they increased traffic for the board. How is this a win for us again?

>>63539773

>thinking this fagged up NFL can take a blast from the very recent past

nah senpai

>>63539782
Because they are taking their autism to another board away from us

>>63527835
I'd say Saints if it was in a dome definitely. Redskins as an organization is devastated by some cancer that is eating it from the inside so they will always ultimately fail, but they're not complete rubbish, players-wise so predicting their games is like witchcraft or looking for the future in beans or entrails.

Unlike Raiders who are bound to beat the Vikings.

>>63539809
This whole site is autistic, not sure if you realized but moving a thread to another board won't get rid of it

>>63528798
This is so obviously happening that it's no wonder people are betting their houses on this happening.

>>63539995
no but specifically the mandrama autism has moved on, sport related autism is to be expected and okay by me

>>63527187
Im calling an absolute pasting of the autist by brady and co.
>Everyone thinks that its going to be close due to the loss of dion lewis, which is major, as in a dink and dunk offense, a dion lewis is an extremely valuable player. NOT TRUE
>Brady has many other quick short players to outmanuever the other team.
>Gronk will be gronk
>Lafell will burn the CB at least once if not more in the game
>Edelman, will have a lot of welkerlike routes, have major game
>Amendola will have at least one amazing catch
>the autist will throw 3 picks, plus we will have jamie collins back
>Belichick's gameplan will be god tier as usual
>Pierre paul has spooky fingers
>there is literally no way the Patriots will drop a game this season.

>>63531291
falcons, its worse to have hope and then none, the jets start out every season with horribly low expectations

>>63540655
>Pierre paul has spooky finger

I can totally see Pierre Paul ripping off his glove bringing his mangled hand up to his face, sticking his tongue out and lapping it through the V sign his deformed fingers are making, scaring brady and making him curl into a ball inside and totally losing the plot , and the game.

That or he'll think about how it's exactly what happened to Giselle and since he's a cucк, he'd cum in his jock strap, but either way, his contribution to the game is finished

>>63539628
Myth

Wilson runs more often than the others

>>63539995
>>63540086
we sitll need to get rid of trb fifa bet and mmgay.

>>63540702
This needs to be in the next Mad Max Movie

>>63539450
>Fucking Nebraska..
made my dick rock hard

>>63539309
Stafford isnt going anywhere. Its redonkuously difficult to upgrade from an above average QB to a great one, that only happens once every 5 years, and its not going to happen right now.

Calvin isnt leaving either. WRS value drops alot after age 30 and they have the money to pay him. They can give him a medium-term deal with an option and let him test the FA waters in a few years but Im betting they keep him. Besides, Calvins size means he can play a possesion receiver when he gets older so he still has value.

Might just be me, but I think modern QBs are sheltered.

Guys. I'm going to the Pats/Giants tomorrow at the Meadowlands. I'm beyond stoked.

Will maybe post a picture tomorrow of my spot. It's definitely nosebleed, but who cares? Go Pats!

>>63541849
carry a sign we would recognize

>>63541775
shes very brave for standing up to isis

>>63541869
Nah fa.m. I'm already a Pats fan going into rival territory, and wearing a Pats jersey. Not gonna draw more attention than is necessary.

But I'll try to post a picture if my 3G is working

>>63541775
>HEY LOOK AT ME! ITS ALL ABOUT ME ME ME! I HATE ISIS TOO!

>>63541775
>always about me people
Gross

>>63541849
no one cares attention whore

>>63541963
But f.am, don't you wanna see the GOAT GOAT it up irl?

>>63541849
Fucking a, man. What section?

>>63542109
Checkin' muh tickets...

Section 304, Row 2x. Definitely nosebleed. Paid a bit too much for them (holy shit, I bought these tickets before the PRE-season, and finding three seats together was NOT easy), but it's gonna be a great experience.

We are definitely going into the stadium as early as they open up ... 2:30ish for the 4:35 start iirc. Want the whole experience. Players warming up, all that stuff.

S-T-O-K-E-D.

>>63536475
I have faint memories of the Broncos back to back winning seasons

>>63540655
Jamie Collins isn't playing senpai

>>63542149
Niiiiice, I haven't been to Metlife yet but I've been to the Meadowlands a few times. Fans are alright when they aren't being New Yorker-ish or New Jerseian who wishes they were New Yorker-ish.

Tebow to Pittsburgh.

>>63542366
>tebow
will the christfags please let this meme die?

GUYS
ARE WE GOING TO LOSE TO THE FUCKING DOLPHINS?

>>63541849
Enjoy the game. I made the trip to see the Colts play the Giants last year. Was impressed with the stadium.

>>63542394
You're a pretty big retard if you think the only christian in the NFL is Tebow.

>>63542348
Yeah, I'm going with one Giants fan and a Rams fan (although the Rams fan will be wearing one of my Pats jersies), but we're not going to be annoying/drunk whatever, so it should be good.

I have a feeling it'll be like 25% Pats fans 75% Giants fans.

>>63542519
No.

Reminder: Nigwater deserved his concussion after all of the dirty hits the Vikings pulled on Stafford in those two games

>>63542519
>we
what position do you play?

Is Brady the best athlete of all time?

>>63542957
12th man

>>63543173
is he a horse?

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>>63543454

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>>63541775
>Let's b real

You're a faggot

>>63544105
Eifert looks different, somehow.

>>63542519
fuck no senpai

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who will /sackforhack/?

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Are the other quarterbacks even trying?

Is Brady really better than Montana?

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/11/12/fedora-man-bun_n_8541674.html

>us 12's

>>63544751
Yes

I mean, in terms of pure athletic ability, Brady isn't even close to the GOAT.

I think Roy Jones Jr, Ashton Eaton, and Bo Jackson are better than him in that regard.

>>63544751
Hard to argue at this point, but you can still argue for Montana given the difference in Eras

But given Brady's success before and after a changing in defensive dynamics, his longevity and consistency in success with multiple different teams on multiple different schemes, with the lack of offensive talent hes worked with compared to the stacked team Montana had for a great part of his career...

He's indisputably up their in top 5 talks, without question

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>>63544721
It's easy to look exceptional when you cheat.

>>63545264

>Stacked team Montana had

Like Rice and Craig?

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Roll dubs

>>63545428
And like the top 5 defense he had for a great part of his career in a non-salary cap era

But the same can be said that a lot of Brady's accomplishments were achieved while he had an elite defense to aid him

No denying that defense wins championships

>>63545551

I think defense is more important.

You can have a great offense, but it doesn't matter if the other team still scores more points than your team. You need a great defense.

If the team has a weak offense, the defense can compensate by getting interceptions and forcing fumbles.

>>63545288
B-but elicheat just coaches his players better than anyone else!

>>63544105
I wonder why they are on sale?

>>63545288
>this meme that nobody except for SBnation and Felger and Mazz took seriously
>completely debunked the next day by actual statistics
>two teams actually had more alarming fumble rates: Colts and Ravens

Made me laugh tbqh with you Joe

>>63545624
Fumbles actually are a coachable problem, and Belichick has pioneered methods of teaching proper ball handling.

>>63545700
>Fumbles actually are a coachable problem

Yeah, you just deflate the football a little to get a better grip

>>63545751
.5 PSI isn't a noticeable amount, it may have helped slightly but it wouldn't be enough to prevent a fumble when the defense is trying to strip the ball.

Chris Mortensen@mortreport
NFL releases statement about stadium security in wake of Paris attacks. Compliance will be strictly enforced for games.

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Damn...Mike O'hara retired. I know a lot of you guys dont know who that is but he was by far my favorite Lions writer.

Sorry you never got to cover a Super Bowl mang. Im sure you didnt expect the Lions to be shit your entire career.

>>63545812
damage control mode engaged

>>63545700
Give me a player who was really bad at fumbling that got good at ball security with coaching. Once a fumbler always a fumbler

>>63545955
Adrian Peterson, that wasn't hard.