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The beautiful state of Missouri edition

No new news

107 days until pitchers and catchers report. Stay patient brahs.
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>>63317113
Goins wiping his ass on the grass because they still haven't discovered toilet paper in Canada and there was no seal nearby to club for its pelt.
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I've been staring at this picture for 15 minutes.. Each face has its own brand of agony. Let's start with the kid.

11-12 years old. He is wincing. He is holding his hands to his goofy hat as if they will help his brain comprehend what it is seeing. He has never felt this crushed by a sporting event in his life. This is his 1 strike away moment. He looks like he is in physical pain, as if someone is stabbing him in the heart.

Moving to the right in the blue jacket. He is stunned. He is the only fan looking at another part of the field; only he isn't looking at the field. This is the 1000 yard stare that you get from someone who is utterly lost and unable to comprehend what is happening in the moment. He looks like he's on the first part of, "ARE you kidding me?"

Moving to the right with the guy in the tucked in t-shirt. Horror. He is watching the ball sail by d'Arnaud as if someone is throwing his baby out of a moving vehicle. The baby in this case is his world series dreams. He can see the life sail past him. He cannot look away from the trainwreck.

Next to the right. Disgust. His head hurts too much for him to even place his hands on it. He looks like he is saying "How?" As in, "HOW COULD YOU BE SO STUPID, DUDA?!"

But the next one is my favorite. Moving back one to the left and then up, is Meta-face. This man is looking directly into the camera lens. It's as if he knows we are looking at this photograph a day later; as if he knows it will become a bookmarked memory for time immemorial. His timing is perfect. His expression says to us, "Look upon me. Look at this moment as it lies before you. This is what it is like to be a Mets fan. Bask in my agony." left of him, another 1000 yard stare, his hands cover his mouth in disbelief.

A couple of people have already turned their heads as if they are walking away. These are the "Literally can't even"s, and they are done with baseball right now.
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>not clearing your methpipe and letting a nice cherry hit go stale

She aint no 10 in KC. We like em much more desperate and souless meth zombie
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>half million people at the parade today

Drank fireball out of a flask at the liberty memorial overlooking the parade.

How was the Mets parade today? Was it fun?
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>>63317197
>drinking fireball
Underage b&
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>>63317197
Can't you guys drink on the streets? We don't have an open container law in St. Louis and I thought it was statewide unless a locale specifically prohibited it.
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>>63317174
holy shit 10/10 post
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>>63317238
drinking on the streets in KC is officially illegal but it was a party with a half million people today so the cops werent really looking to mess with people as long as you kept it discrete and didn't fuck up the WWI memorial
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Royals
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>>63317093

>No new news

You gotta at least mention
>Dusty Baker
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East: Red Sox, Nats
Central: Royals, Cubs
West: Rangers, Dodgers

WC: Astros, Twins and Cardinals, Pirates
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Seriously though meth is pretty sweet
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>>63317402
I disagree with most of this.
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Who gets signed first?
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>>63317402
Pretty much the same

East: Jays, Mets
Central: Royals, Cubs
West: Rangers, Dodgers

Except WC: Indians, Astros and Cardinals, Nats
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>no baseball for 100+ days

Why live?
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You think if pence and all the core players stay more-or-less healthy, we'd have another shot?
Is our window still open for one more before slowly fading back into obscurity?
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>>63317180
>implying Gorina isn't everyone's favorite player on the Carals
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>>63317174
Amazing 10/10
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FUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK MY ASS.

FUCK DUSTY
FUCK "MUH RBIs"
I'M SORRY BRYCE
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>>63317616
Sure. As flawed as they were, the Giants were the last NL team eliminated from a playoff berth, still in the race until the last week of the season.

Giants had the best overall offense in the NL despite all the DL trips and starting the year with a hole at 3B instead of what would turn out to be a legit ROTY candidate. Imagine that. With fewer injuries and barring trade possibilities, that means guys like Tomlinson and Parker can come off the bench. That's a fucking deep offense with both championship experience and youth on its side.

The rotation is a major problem, but the Giants can spend. Fortunately the free agent market for starting pitchers is deep this year, so the chances of picking up someone who wants to play in a pitcher-friendly park for a guaranteed HoF manager on a contender that seems to pick up steam every other year are quite good. Even the seemingly worst-case offseason scenarios produce a rotation that is better than what the Giants had the past two years, with fewer question marks. Bullpen lost Affeldt but Strickland and Osich were revelations.

Giants are even starting to be more aggressive on international scouting. They locked down Bahamian shortstop Lucius Fox earlier this year, which will limit how much they spend on international free agents for the next two years. Since they're paying a penalty now, they're open to loading up with more international free agents this year.

tl;dr - Nothing about 2015 indicated that the Giants window is closing. There were too many signs of hope, the problem areas seem easy to identify and fix, and they are being aggressive about fixing them with ample means to do so.
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YANKEES 16-1
RED SOX 18-1
GIANTS 20-1
ANGELS 20-1
TIGERS 20-1
INDIANS 20-1
MARINERS 30-1
RAYS 40-1
ORIOLES 40-1
WHITE SOX 40-1
TWINS 40-1
REDS 60-1
A'S 60-1
PADRES 60-1
DIAMONDBACKS 60-1
BREWERS 60-1
MARLINS 60-1
BRAVES 100-1
ROCKIES 150-1
PHILLIES 300-1

Was gonna make a separate thread but it's 8:24 AM so it'd probably have died.

>>63317243
>>63318685
It's copypasta.
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>>63319346
It chopped off the beginning of my post and I can't delete posts on mobile. Oh well.
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>>63319346
>60:1
Can't beat those odds imo
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>>63319367
Forgot my pepe
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>>63319376
Isn't it 4:30 AM over there?
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>>63319346
>16:1

yeah no even I don't think our chances are even remotely good
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>>63317157
But Goins is American and that was at Kauffman stadium.
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>>63319400
Only 3 hours behind the least coast, senpai.
Just shitposting before I leave for work.
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>no baseball for 3 months
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Buster OlneyVerified account
@Buster_ESPN
The Braves are transitioning Hector Olivera to the outfield; Atlanta coach Bo Porter working with him now on his defense.

hart and coppy why? you made so many good trades outside of this one ;_;
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>implying we have to wait until spring for baseball
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>>63319802
>all of these literal whos on Team USA.
yeeesh
http://web.usabaseball.com/article.jsp?ymd=20151021&content_id=155144928&vkey=news_usab
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>>63317238
It's illegal in Kansas city. You have to have some kind of festival permit to allow street drinking. It's was double illegal for the parade though. I think the cops were legally allowed to beat you like a black kid for drinking. That still didn't stop anyone from doing it.
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>>63317180
I vomited blood when I saw this picture. Fuck this woman. Also fuck St. Louis.
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Kiss the ring inferior fans, KNEEL BEFORE ROYALTY

This is going to be a KC DYNASTY and there is nothing your inferior team can do about it

Enjoy it when we drip all over the league (again)

#Kissthering
#Weareroyal
#Bowtothekings
#crowned
#KCDynasty
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>>63317174
This photo makes a good background
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This thread is nothing but crickets and Royals shit posting.
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>Grenkie has opted out and filed for free agency

Who is he going to play for sempais ?
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>>63320471
Miami
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>>63320471
Giants 100%
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>>63320501
Oh id be so happy
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>>63319876
It seems average for such a tournament. Some familiar vets, some prospects, some marginal mid-20s shuttle players.
Here's all the rosters:
http://wbsc.org/en/tournaments/2015-premier12/teams

>>63320127
It's probably just some mom who has kids that are divided in their loyalties and she's just doing a stupid, fun little mom thing to appease them. Relax, my man.
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Why would I want to watch a baseball game when I could go to dinner and relax with friends and enjoy it?
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>>63320501
Price goes to Chicago, Cueto goes to Miami, Greinke goes to San Fancisco, Zimmerman I have absolutely no idea

>tfw I wish Zimmerman comes to Toronto
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Speaking as a Royals fan who has no interest in the "salty" bullshit.

I actually hope Greinke goes to the Giants. My ultimate dream would be to see a 2014 rematch of the Giants vs the Royals, with the Royals winning this one. It would establish the Royals as a dynasty level team (2 Championships in 3 consecutive World Series) and doing at the expense of Greinke would be doubly sweet.

Nothing against the rest of the Giants team, BTW, they're a class organization. I just want a rematch. And hate Greinke.
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#Kissthering
#KCDynasty
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>>63320614
How could you possibly hate Greinke more than bumgarner? He single handedly kucked the royals out of a ring.
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27 rings

>>63319479
Winter meetings a month away!
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St Louis fan here who's always supported the KC Royals when they weren't playing the Cardinals. Don't understand the hate from Royals fans, can't we all be Missouri-bros and support each other?
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>>63320725
fuck off we dont need your support you toothless inbred

i only wish it was your overrated, stat inflating team in the world series so we could have DRIPPED DRIPPED DRIPPED all over you

kiss the ring bitch
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>>63320742
>boreball fan calling other boreball fans toothless inbreds
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>>63320742
Let the ringhurt flow through you my son
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>>63320742
Why the hate bruh? I don't think KC "needs" my support, but I like to be a good neighbor and root for teams that are in my state. I was hoping there would be an I-70 series, and while surely I would have been dissapointed if the Cardinals lost, I would have been happy for the Royals either way.
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>>63320814
>>63320787
>>63320814

if you got a problem with it you can come meet me somewhere

ill force you to a knee and MAKE you kiss it, bitch
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>>63320725
Both fanbases wanna ditch the meth stigma although it's obviously St. Louis' problem because it's the meth capital of the world.
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>>63320742
>KC wins series
>KC "fan" still this upset
It's amazing 2bh
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>>63320814
Reminder this is a Kansas City fan false flagging. No Cardinals fan would ever root for AL.
Also this is same fagging:
>>63320814
>>63320742
>>63320725
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>>63320725
>>63320742
Why you samefagging, bro?
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>>63320846
>>63320846
why can't I root for an AL team?
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>>63320859
PROVE it BITCH

you can't

because that cardinals fan ISNT ME
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does anyone here play OOTP?

I just got iOOTP, love the shit out of it

>be white sox GM
>Jew Reinsdorf wants me to extend Samardzija
>have no funds to do so
>trade him for prospects instead
>Jewwy scolds me in my inbox
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>royals win the eries
>literally nobody cares

fuckin priceless
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How good is Greinke going to look in pinstripes?
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>>63321101
we know you're the "kissthering" fag, we get it, you're assblasted, your autism is next level
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>>63321147
The Royals don't wear pinstripes...
#kissthering bitch
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>>63321154
Kneel down and kiss the ring faggot
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>>63321147
Leave it up to the Yankees to give a player in their mid 30s a 10 year deal worth 300 million. That would be just outstanding.
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>>63321231
Yeah, the way Cashman has been handling business lately it wouldn't surprise me if he did this. This SP class going into Free Agency is way too good to pass up on though. Especially with the current state of our rotation.
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>>63321154
go ahead and take a knee
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>>63321258
If Greinke goes to the Yankees that would just be wasted talent IMO. Yankees won't be all that competitive next season. Theyre better off going after Heyward because who the fuck knows how long Beltran will last. I think Price will be a cubbie and Cueto will return to the babby league. Zimmerman is a wild card he could go anywhere. I still think Greinke will be a giant next season.
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>>63321101
>>63321154
>>63320841
>>63320846
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The Royals did not pick up the option on Rios and Guthrie. Guthrie recived a buyout of $3.2mil and Rios recived $1.5mil.
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>tfw Royals shitposting is so annoying I actually might hate them more than the Yankees at this point

Didn't think it was possible t b h
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>>63321286
They're definitely going to go after an outfielder, but Beltran is most likely staying this year, and we have adequate replacement for him in our farm. I don't think Gardner will stay for next season though, and it'll make room for Cespedes/Upton/Heyward. I don't think that the Yankees will be competitive next season, but they will be in 2017 so signing a starter now would help us kick start that competitiveness so we won't have to worry about finding a good starter in the 2016 offseason
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>>63321468
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>>63321468
The more I see it the less I care desu. Let them have their fun. It's just unoriginal and redundant shit posting.
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>>63321498
Well if they want a SP I would stay away from a player who's in their mid 30s. Zimmerman is 29 who still has many years ahead of him. I would be shocked if they signed all those OF though considering how much money they have invested in their current roster. Cespedes will probably want at least 7 years for something around 180-200 million. Heyward would be a steal because of his age. 10 years for Heyward at 130 to 150 is a solid buy because at the end he'd only be 36. I don't know much about Upton desu.
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>Grenkie becomes a Giant on an even year
>Doyers win division again
>get crushed by Giants in playoffs
>Grenkie throws 2 no nos in playoffs starts against his former team
>both starts add two more entries to Klayton "Multiple Entries" Kerchoke
>Local man with internet alias Daddy Grenkie found dead in bathtub


Is like pottery
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>>63321558
The Cardinals might be lookin' to keep Heyward, bruh. They didn't resign Lackey so they saved some money, plus they have a couple pitchers in the pipeline they might activate to save money for Heyward. Granted they're not known for offering outrageous contracts but if Heyward liked playing in St. Louis he might turn down a little more money to stay.
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>>63321594
>thinks the Giants will win eries
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>>63321616
While I agree partially, the only problem is professional athletes go where the money is. Not to mention St Louis is not known for signing big contracts. It's also not something the Cardinals desperately need either. I would bet money he's gone this off season.
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sup brehs
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>>63321616
>turn down money to stay

cardinals fans are this fucking stupid

#kissthering bitch
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>Sandy Alderson briefly collapses while discussing Terry Collins
Who'd have guessed that being an MLB GM was a stressful job?
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>>63321663
You're probably right. I liked him but we're stacked on OFs. Reyes is definitely getting activated so we're going to have a filthy pitching core if Garcia and Waino stay healthy. We could use another bat or two though.
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>>63321437
Losing Rios sucks but he only had a 1 year contract. Guthrie was lackluster as a pitcher recently and rarely saw any innings after going to the bullpen.

Anyone else share my thoughts.
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>>63321624
>thinks they won't

We have been through this many times before.
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>>63321670

sleep comfy in the clouds pupper :(
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>>63321836
Exactly. You can only meme your way to rings so many times.
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>>63321498
>>63321558
Nothing. The Yankees should do nothing but add depth this offseason.

The rotation ought to be decent with Tanaka/Severino/Eovaldi/Pineda and CC/Nova at the last spot.

The lineup is pretty much set for next year, the only real weakness being 2B, and maybe third if Headley keeps being a retard. Gardner/Ellsbury are solid, and we have plenty of outfield depth to replace Beltran or Jacoby, just in case, same with Bird and Teix.

Regarding 2B, just let Ackley and Refsnyder battle it out.

The only move I'd get behind is signing Price. Adding a Price and substracting one from the Jays would be huge.
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>>63321851
When was the last time Canada did that?
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>>63321857
I can't see Price staying in the AL. He's most likely a Cubbie but if not hell be a Dodger.

I wouldn't say the Yankees are set for next year. Expecting the same production from Arod, tex amd beltran is pretty naive. The only thing they have going for them is the AL is weak af atm.
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>>63321819
The Royals will have the most interesting offseason out of any team imo.

Gordon (50/50 shot at being gone)
Cueto (more than likely gone)
Zobrist (more than likely gone)
Rios (gone)
Guthrie (gone)
Holland (gone)
Madson (gone)
Young (gone)

That is 20 to 24 WAR that will be leaving.

Moore proved that he can sign some low risk high reward kind of guys, it will be interesting to see who he brings in.

If they sign a big FA or two they might be saying byebye to either Hosmer or Moustakas (or both) before 2018.
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>>63321875
When was the last time any baseball team did that you retard.
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>>63322079
It's OK you guys lost to the champs

You don't have to be so angry Mr Hat

Just accept what happened and move on
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>>63321898
Price is the only one I truly trust, I dont like meme pitchers like Cueto, Zimmerman's (already not impressive) stuff is going bad, I might be talked into Greinke just for the autism tho.

I wouldn't say that they're set for the division. But I'd rather hope for repeats and health than sign yet another old fuck for 4-7 years. The Yanks are just getting out of two big contracts on Beltran and Teix, they should do as much as possible to make Judge and Bird work there. Free agency is great, but you cant make your entire team out of it.

...I'd take the down years if it means having an open roster spot for say, Bryce Harper's free agency.
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>>63321971
I see Gordon giving the Royals a bit of a discount. With not picking up Guthrie and Rios they have 17.8mil to work with alone for FA. Hopefully the Glass family can find a way to get Moore more money(alliteration is fun) to work with in the off season. The deal with Fox for 20 mill a year for broadcast rights sucks cock.
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>Sox decline option on Alexei
I'm surprised, but It's happening lads, Bogaerts soon
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>>63322198

I'm really surprised at this. Despite che declining, the in house options to fix aren't much better. Maybe Hahn going outside? But you'd think itd be smarter to go outside for a 3b and RF?
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>>63322198
>wanting Xanadu Bustgaerts
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>>63322198
Scott Boras is going to bend you guys over on that deal. I wish teams would just say fuck it and refuse to deal with players that hire Boras.
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>>63320693
I'm not him but most real Royals fans don't actually hate Bumgarner. How can you? He was just that good, it's not like he was dominating out of spite. And he seemed pretty humble about the whole thing. If he keeps adding on to his legend by beating the best AL teams in the world series, then he deserves it.

Greinke has a history with the team that gets different fans in different ways though. You loved him for being so good, or you hated him for the things he said to get traded, or both. There's something a lot more personal there.
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>>63321091
If only the real White Sox could do this.
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>>63322336
Royals "fans" don't like him because he beat them. They've only been fans for a year or two tops so they don't know to appreciate good baseball or gracefully lose/win. In another century or so, they'll have a couple more rings and will have learned through the generations to appreciate and respect baseball.
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>>63322079
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>>63322440
Or they'll switch back to the Cardinals leaving only the real royals fans left.
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>>63317093
That is some next level gross.
>Shit Louis
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>>63322459
>real royals fans
>REAL
lolwut? Furthermore as a Cardsbro I don't want any of those bandwagoning meme faggots anywhere near my glorious and storied team.
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>>63322183
maybe, but it wont be much considering the players union would get extremely butthurt.
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>>63322479
Kekekek look at this faggot. Cueto played for you guys for how long with no one ring? One season with us and he's already ringed up working on his second one next year. Kiss the ring you Ohio faggot. Kneel and #kissthering
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>>63322494
You're blind or only started coming to sports in 2014 if you don't know about the real royals fans who stuck with the team during a time when winning 70 games was considered a success.
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>>63322198
>>63322275
There's some talk now that they're doing this to rush up Anderson.

You know, seeing how the last promising infielder top prospect they rushed up clearly performed so well
>bustham
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Who's do you think will be the first big name GA to be signed?
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>>63322650
theres absolutely NO WAY

he is 2 years off and has a lot of refinement to do

sigh fuck this franchise, literally baseball hell right now
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>>63322693
ask this question next week
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>>63322740
I fucking know... Fuck.
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>>63320693

Bumgarner is a damned fine pitcher who did his job for his team, and kicked our ass. That sucks, but it's no reason to hate the guy or his team.

Piece of shit Greinke, we babied him through his mental breakdown and saved his career, and how does he repay us? By demanding a trade to a "better" team. Fuck him.
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>>63320725

I can dig it. I have no hatred for the Cardinals. As long as they're not facing my Royals, I hope they do great. I'm not a "fan" but I see no reason to hate them. 1985 was a long time ago, they're a great organization, I love the I-70 rivalry.
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guys im trying to find an early interview of Greinke (might have been his first MLB year, or maybe AAA year) where he completely shows his autism.

If you know what I'm talking about its one of the funniest interviews I've ever seen. He talks about zoo animals and stumbles all over himself.
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>>63322275
they are trying to resign him to a short term contract

my source just texted me (btw he broke the peavy trade)
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>>63322931
>>63322740
Inb4 Alexei signs with like the twins or Cleveland or something and returns to slamirez whenever playing us
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You may only reply to this post if your team's mascot has keked Mr. Met.
A's fan checking in with Mrs. Met's love for elephant dicks from Oakland.
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>>63323180
>Southpaw's face when he heard Mr. Met was watching from the closet
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>>63323133
Wouldn't the difference be pennies? Also judging from tweets coming out, Che is indeed going to test the FA waters so what's the point? This doesn't seem likely.

>>63323180
Southpaw pls
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>>63322550
Tardinals fans everybody.

Pretending they've won something when it was actually a team on the other side of the state.
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>>63317180
Cardsbro here. Do you know where I can get one of these in St. Louis? I Binged it but came up empty. Me and my boys were pretty hard into the Royals this season (Go Royals!) and this could be pretty dope for when they both make the playoffs. Lookin for a 3XL if they got em.

GZ Royalsbros St. Louis rooted for ya!
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>>63319346
Diamondbacks at 60-1 is probably your best bet
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>>63323322
You can trade some meth for it.
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>>63317093
OP booty fucking blasted
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>>63323322
any embroidery or wedding place will stitch two jerseys for you ez as pie
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Dan Hayes doesn't see Sox FO dropping big bucks on a Heyward or Cespedes type.
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>>63324348
Everyone knows the Royals are going to sign Heyward, Greinke, Kershaw and Trout next year. We're building the greatest dynasty ever.
#kissthering
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>>63324564
What, you faggots can't afford Price and Cespedes too?
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>>63324617
Haha. We can afford ANYONE with our WS money. We're going on a free agent buying spree to make sure none of you kucks win another world series. The dynasty has begun.
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>>63324694
Have fun with Alexei then. Maybe he and rios can bro it up again.
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Can we all just agree that the 2015 Royals are literally the best team to have ever won a ring? Books will be written about this team. We won in 5 games for christ sake.
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>>63324753
Literally who?
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>>63320834
Indiana is the meth capital of the world now my friend.
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>>63324845
>5 games
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>>63325021
Kiss the ring newfag. Come talk to me when you have back to back WS appearances.
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>>63323180
Mrs. Met has a fine hip-to-waist ratio

would smash
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I went to St. Louis for business and stopped in a local tavern named "Le Royale" for a quick snort. You wouldn't believe how many fresh brand-new Royals caps were on the heads of those St. Louisians! It was nuts! It was like the whole city was rooting for the Royals.
Thanks for the support, you guys. Missouribros bros for life!
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>>63325354
Inb4 jays fans
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>>63325696
Did someone say jays?
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>>63325650
Lel. I know. I heard they're renaming Busch stadium Kauffman II and next season the Cardinals will wear Blue in honor of their superior brethren.
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KcBro here, I'd like to announce our new broship with the Cubs since we beat the filthy pond scum for you. Kansas City / Chicago broship for life. This ring (the first of many) is dedicated to the Cubs.
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Bummed desu
He was my favorite player on the team
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>>63325893
as long as they bend the knee and kiss the ring i dont care

they are a pathetic franchise and pose no threat

#KCDynasty
#Kissthering
#Bowtothekings
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>>63326227
Kinda sad tbqhwy
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>>63326227
It was slim pickings for a favorite player anyways
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>>63326679
Not really. Sale, Quintana, Abreu are star quality

Q is my new favorite now
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What the fuck is going on with Jose Canseco's twitter right now?
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>tardinals getting cμcked in their own state by a better team
>Cueto getting a ring
Get fucked Tardinals, you aren't even the best team in your own state.
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>>63326778
3 out of 25 man roster. Yeah, sounds slim to me.
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>>63327337
Damn right we kucked the Tards, and we kucked your loser asses too. Thanks for Cueto, perennial losers. #kissthering
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Why is the first piece of big FA news from the literally who's about literally who? Where's actual FA news?
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>>63325785
BASED JAYS
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cardsbro here go royals
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white sox look to be getting ready for that first pick in 2017

god damn that FO is awful
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>>63328546
>white sox look to be getting ready for that first pick in 2017
no, they'll spend heavily on some old free agents which will make them mediocre enough to have no shot at neither the playoffs nor a first overall pick
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>107 days

Christ, this is the worst part
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>107 Jays

Christ, this is the worst part
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>Indians opt out of Ryan Raburn

HAAAAAHN GRAB HIM JUST SO NO ONE ELSE CAN HAVE HIM

>no more torii
>no more raburn
This alone is like 4 added wins for the Sox without even lifting a finger!
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>>63328546
It's all KWs fault. It was always all KWs fault. No ones buying the Hahn not being KWs puppet either.
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>you will never have this much fun in your life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXfoANBjnCU
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>>63329406
i enjoyed that way more than i should have
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>>63329406
I dunno, one time I ate two frozen pizzas in the same sitting
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>>63329524
Did you at least thaw them out first?
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>>63329406
I'm definitely starting up a costume softball game next halloween
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>Dodgers sign Kirk Gibson to manage
>Puig encouraged to be an even wilder horse
>Pederson learns how to tighten up his goddamned swing
>Brings back Chase Utley to take down spics with weak bones
>Orders Adrian Gonzalez to crowd the plate and then charge Greinke
>Shoots the scoreboard with his hunting rifle, always assuring a Dodger lead
>Puts himself in to pinch-hit during the Eeries, slams it
>tfw Doyers win 2016
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>>63330200
Delusion
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>>63330216
That's what they said about the royals fans too back in 2013. Now look at what's happened.
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>>63330249
Yeah, Missouri got its 13th ring. St. Louis never doubted you Royalsbros, we cheered for you the whole postseason. You're the STL's American League team!
Love ya Royalsbros, but in the regular season I'll be back to a Cardsbro again... for now! Haha!
That World Series was almost as good as the 85 series!
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Tbh. Yankees fans should take their discussions to >>>/his/ because they love talking about the past so much.
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>>63330379
They're not classy. They don't know how to lose the right way. I don't think they're even the top 3 best fans in baseball.
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>>63330406
I propose anytime someone mentions 27 rings redirect them to >>>/his/
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Just got back in town a bit ago from going to KC for the World Series parade. Parade was awful to be honest. No music, they split players up individually, and put them all in pick up trucks and convertibles. The crowd was chanting dumb stuff like "kiss the ring" "crowned", "lets go royals", "mooose", and "we are royal". We were about 30 rows back from the street and could only see Chris Young's 7 ft. tall head (some people were beyond a whole block back). No double decker buses, no grouping of players so we could see them interact...and see them in general. We didn't even mess with Union Station sea of insanity and watched Jonny Gomes crazy WWE style speech from a nearby bar. Postives: College friends came in from around the country and it was amazing seeing them. We are still world series champs. Negatives: Walked 4 miles to the parade, 4 miles back, and couldn't see the players. Two flew in from Seattle and Portland and saw no one. I got pretty sick out of nowhere.
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>>63330473
That doesn't sound classy at all. The STL would have won the right way.
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>>63330379
>>63330406
>>63330439
You guys are so funny, you guys should go to Reddit
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>http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2015/11/nolan-arenado-changes-agents.html

BORAS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

BORAS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

BORAS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

BORAS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

All my Rockie bros should be breathe a sigh of relief Arenado might stay long term to take Tulo's place


>#1 3B in the league brehs
>Dat dere socal infield
>Fuck the dogs doe
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>>63330571
Man Scott Boras really isn't getting much favourable things about him these days is he?
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>>63330587
Typical feta nigger. Greeks are literally the niggers of Europe. Classless, bottom feeding shitskins. It's literally a surprise to no one Kansas City's biggest star is a feta nigger.
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>>63330587
He is baseball's devil
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>>63330571
It amazes me still how little this guy has been marketed senpai desu
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Redsbro here. Reds / Royals broship when? We are the undisputed kings of the midwest, and we did give you the best pitcher on your team Tbh. Reds & Royals 2015 co-champions! #kissourrings baby
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Anyone else love the quality of questions asked for MLBTR's mailbag?

>Jurickson Profar seems like a guy the Cards should target. Any ideas on what it would take to pry him from the Rangers? — Aaron B.
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>>63329468

No worries m8. We can't all be Jamaican bobsled baseball players, but we can certainly dream.

>>63329524

How small were the pizzas? Or are you just a glutinous fatfuck?

>>63330181

>tfw /mlb/ will never have costume softball game on Halloween, ever

Damn shame tbqh.
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>>63331389
They were delicious frozen Chicago deep dish Tbh. Also known as GOAT pizza
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>>63331204
Still trying to bandwagon a winner because your team sucks?

Back to Skyline for some vomit-on-a-plate, loser.
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>>63331352
who do you think has more present day trade value: Profar or Taveras?
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Royal fans

How would you feel about grienke signing with you guys?

Would you still hate him?
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>>63331551
>implying we need anyone else to be GOAT dynasty
We are literally the best team assembled in the league in like 50 years
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>>63331535

I've heard great things about that Taveras kid! Tell me more!
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>>63331424

>frozen Chicago deep dish

Dude, it has to be fresh. What brand did you buy?
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>>63331951
>implying there's even a question
Uno's because I'm not a pleb
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>>63331995
>frozen pizza
>frozen
>pizza
>not a pleb
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>>63332027
Not him but it's kinda rough for some of us outside of Chicago with no good deep dish places around.

The frozen ones I've had shipped to me can get pretty watery, but at least there's still that basic flavor there. It's not like mass-produced frozen at least, it's a lot better.
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>>63332027
Frozen pizza is an 8/10 meal if you're in college desu
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>>63332341
I looked through all of your posts on the 4chan archive. I very much enjoy your posts.
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>>63331551
Aside from I don't think we can afford him if we pick up the option on Zobrist(which the Glass family needs to make happen, he is a fit for this team and community and his wife is pregnant and due like today and really likes it here).

We really don't need more pitchers right now. Yeah we lost a starter but the ones we still have, have potential and have shown it (that's a lot of haves lol). What we need is a decent second baseman, and I see that in Zobrist, and a left fielder.
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>>63332341
>>63332408
Same fag
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>>63332651
m8, I've got nothing to gain from same fagging. Just ignore him and he'll go away.
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>>63332768
I really, really like this post too ;)
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>>63329406
When did Ortiz become a 3rd base coach?
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>>63324845
the astros shouldve won
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>>63332409

Do royals fans have the knowledge necessary for baseball discussion?

He is a Ufa, there is no option.

Zobrist is going to get a monster contract
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>>63325785
yall are done lol. gm left. Rangers are the team to beat in the al
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>>63331551
80% of royals fans don't even know he was on the royals years back
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>>63319346
>YANKEES 16-1

Not unless they somehow get rid of Elsbury, sign Greinke, sign Zobrist, get rid of Beltran, and sign another pitcher (maybe Kazmir). Fuck it, I'll believe.
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>>63332998
The team with a meme pitcher and a glass arm?
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>>63332998
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>>63317180
This picture reminds me of this complete asshole I know who is a 49ers and Seahawks fan and his profile pic on facebook was him with a Kaepernick jersey and a Seahawks hat.
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>>63333044
Beltran is fine, the only problem is that A-Rod is producing too so he can't be the DH. Beltran's defense is horrendous, but his offense is solid.
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Reminder to all the Canada c ucks itt that if Bautista didn't flip his bat like a nigger you would have made it to the world series and most likely would have won considering the miserable state the mest were in.

I do not feel sorry for you. I am laughing at the fact you defended this nigger when he chimped out.
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>>63333044
replace ellsbury with?
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>>63333144
I might be making this up, but isn't Bautista known for getting mad when people from other teams flip their bat?
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The Yankees are a complete mess

I don't see them contending for a few years, bar a complete makeover
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>>63333111
I just don't think he should be playing in the outfield with his lack of defense and age.
>>63333162
Gardner plays Center and play Zobrist in left occasionally among other positions. They would probably have to bring back Young or promote Judge. I'm not sure if Judge is ready just yet.
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>>63333106
my nigga profar could be ready to over for him
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Angels need to sign greinke to have a pulse this season.

We have the bats we just need the fucking pitching. If he can win 15 - 20 next season that's all we need to lock up the west.

Otherwise what other pitchers are on the market who the angels can sign and actually improve?
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>>63333188
are you serious?
Their long contracts are ending, they have a highly rated farm that has promoted Betances, Severino and Bird so far and one of the youngest rotations in baseball.

The Yankes dont rebuild, they reload.

>>63333111
Nice digits.
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If get White Sox win series 2016
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>>63333179
Why does no one talk about Ventura chimping out when things don't go his way? He's a little cry babby.
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If get the Chicago white Sox 2016 ws champions
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>yfw you realize the KC all star voting will be even worse next season
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If get White Sox will win 2016 ws and KW will take the gm job in toronto
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If GET a new Yankee dynasty is in our midst
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>tfw I'll never get dubs
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>>63333201
Meh, if Zobrist will play the outfield I'd keep Ellsbury from today to 2020.

He'd probably still man center when Gardner leaves and we sign Harper.
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If get angels win world series 2016
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Cubs will never break their curse
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>>63333333
dammit
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>>63333333
FIRST FOR DC
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>>63333333
nice get you fucking dummy
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>>63333333

got the get
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>>63333292
I don't think so. Everyone realized what insufferable pricks they turned into this year. Baseball fans don't really care for that.
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>>63333333
>Mexico talking about yankees
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>>63333333
shit get
but get for /mlb/ so it's fine
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>>63333333
What a waste
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>>63333333
literally the worst
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>>63333333
Shit get and shit country t b h
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>>63333333
Dispointing desu
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>>63333333
BUILD WALL
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>>63333333
FUCK YOU YOU STOLE OUR GET NOW THE BIG STRONG AMERICANS WITLL NEVER NOTICE US
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>>63333333
baka desu senpai
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>>63333333
HARPER CONFIRMED YANKEE
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>>63319346
>MARINERS 30-1
im ok with this
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>>63333333
What a fucking waste you spic

now build that wall
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>>63333333
Based Mexibro getting the get for The Yankees. We Bryce Harper next year.
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>>63333333
WALL SOON TACO COON
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>>63333333
R B L
WE OUT CHEA
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>>63333333
B U I L D W A L L
U
I
L
D

W
A
L
L
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>>63333333
HARPER CONFIRMED FOR YANKEES

TY BASED MEXIBRO
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Hey /mlb/ are you going to watch the all stars cricket matches in your big strong baseball parks now that the regular season is on?
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Who will become the Dodgers' second ace?

>tfw 2016 is the ryse of Ryu
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>>63333468
isn't on* haha whoops :)
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>>63333468
actual stars or just some random fuckers and oldfags?
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>>63333230
None of them know how to hit a ball and you have schmucks like Ellsbury and McCann slumming it up

Pineda and Tanaka are clearly hurting and breaking, again.

Bird can hit the ball hard, that's about it
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>>63332996
As you faggots like to point out I'm new to this. I have followed off and on for the last 10 seasons just for the small talk around town. As of two years ago I decided to learn some about the deeper parts of baseball beyond MOOOOOOOSE and all that shit you dick weeds like to bash. Yes I know bandwagon, fuck off.


Zobrist is 34. At most he is going to get a 2 year contract anywhere from 20-40MM. A crazy estimate would be 2 at 60MM but that wpuld be a long shot. He is old. Yes he is a good player and versatile on the field but he isn't going to get any younger. The best bet for the Royals is to get Zobrist is with the 17MM they save from not picking up the option on Rios or Guthrie on top of the 2.8MM of his one season contract. Giving him basically 2 year at just south of 40MM.

How's that for not knowing shit?
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>>63333457
>>63333424
WE DID IT

>>63333493
6th in the league in team wRC+ m8
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>>63333468
Nah man. I can't watch cricket. Too boring and I have no clue what the fuck goes on or how anything works. And no I don't care to know how it works because I'll just find ways to say fuck this sport is for faggots
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>>63333333
Based Mex Yankee bro. Will Harper finally get his ring in the Bronx?
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>>63333489
All really big names, all retired though. No one really knows whether they'll still be good because a few are over 40

There are a couple who have only just retired (one like a month ago, one earlier this year) so those players will definitely still be good.
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>>63333601
RingS senpai, plural
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>reminder there are over 100 days until baseball activities being

A-Atleast we still have the hot stove.
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Where is the autist posting how many days until opening day?

I want to know. I can't stand this suffering.
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>>63333583
>I have no clue what the fuck goes on or how anything works.
If you understand baseball it'll literally take you half an hour to work it out, especially since the games being played in the US are T20 form, which is the form closest to baseball.
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>>63333493
The next wave of position guys coming up are more power hitters than contact hitters. I think Bird and Refsnyder will get better at hitting for contact but Judge just looks like a power hitter who will struggle to hit over .240. And you're right about Ellsbury and McCann taking up space. McCann might play DH and make space for a JR Murphy and Gary Sanchez platoon though.

>>63333515
Zobrist will get 3 to 4 years because of his versatility but more near 12-15 million than 20 million. I could see The Doyers or Yankees overpaying for him though seeing as they both need that kind of player.
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>>63333653
best non-season time of the year desu
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>>63333515
your post is absolute shit

fuck off bandwagon retard

you claim a 34 year old is going to get a 2 year contract? a player like zobrist? are you fucking stupid?

go back to reading facebook royals posts faggot
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>>63333741
He is versatile though and is a great contact hitter.
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>he's a rembrandt
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>>63333515
Bandwagon faggot detected

Reddit is down the hall and to the left
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>>63333690
Moore might push the Glass family to give him more. Especially if they don't sign Gordon. The Red Sox are probably gonna sign Gordon anyway.
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>>63333792
roasted him desu
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>>63333515
>How's that for not knowing shit?
kek
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>>63333741
Calm down, asshole. It's not my fault I just started watching 2 years ago. The Royals were never any good until then. But now I'm here and I'm a diehard fan for life.
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>>63333819
kek
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>>63317093
Jesus fucking christ what crackhead methmouth trash you guys got out there. I bet the Roils are stacking roids AND meth the fuckin junkies
>>
since when does desu become desu

wat
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>>63333792
>>63333741
Eat shit both of you. Idgaf what you think. At least I don't say #kissthering or other stupid memes.

Cap my post and rub it in my face if he doesn't get a 2 year.
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>>63333819
>>63333741
>>63333848
>>63333808
>Bullying the longest ternured Royals fan
baka desu senpai
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>>63333741
>averages a 113 OPS+ the last 5 years at the 2B position

Yeah he can probably get a 2 year contract. 2 years $15 million is reasonable.
>>
lets go back and talk about that heads up play from hosmer

gotta give kudos to the fantastic coaching staff of the kansas city royals. if you can give an MVP to a coaching staff this playoffs would have been the one.

It might have been the best coached playoffs ever.

Yost and Co. knew that Wright had a weak arm given his age and abilities. That was step one. Step two was they also knew Duda was a side arm thrower and would miss wide.

They are the best coaching staff in all of baseball, I wouldn't have been shocked if Yost and Co. received an MVP when the dust settled and The Royals ended up on top.

Great managing.
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>>63333819
>It's not my fault I just started watching 2 years ago

Actually yes it is.

You know how I know you're a faggot or a nigger?

You never played baseball as a kid because you're a faggot. Or you're a nigger because you didn't have daddy to play catch with.

My advice, start being a Yankees fan or a red Sox fan if you're going to talk like that.
>>
desu baka lad
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>>63333887
Do you get paid to say this every thread or are you just trying to force a meme?
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>>63333819
Fuck you. I'm not claiming to be a diehard. The numbers side of baseball is all math. Math is dope as fuck. Idfc how the Royals do. I will just look at the numbers and be able to tell why things are happening.
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>>63333882
117*
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>>63333872
my b senpaitachi
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>>63333922
Shut up Brian Kenny
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>>63333945
What's funny is that post wasn't me. It was just a shitposter.
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>>63333922
>I will just look at the numbers and be able to tell why things are happening.
You know there's treatments for autism that don't include you having to be a Roylels fan right?
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>>63333922
You must be having a rough time tonight
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>>63333945
Double kek
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>>63333971
ok ;)
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>baseball ends
>shitposting reaches season high
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>>63333974
And yet there is not a cure for faggotry so you are fucked.
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>>63334068
wew lad, got me there
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>>63334068
>>
>tfw no rings at all
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who /going to bed and waking up in april for spring training/ here?
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>>63334068
You realize that you're only talking shit to teams that don't have any rings. Of which there are 8. 9 if you count the cubs. Because no one was alive to see last time they won
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>>63333922
>Math is dope as fuck. Idfc how the Royals do. I will just look at the numbers and be able to tell why things are happening.

Could you possibly tell me what time Wapner's on?
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>>63321688
I'm surprised that I got literally zero replies to this odd news item.
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>>63334254
>old man falling over
>odd news
we're baseball fans, watching old people fall over is a common occurrence.
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2016 MLB PLAYOFF PREDICTIONS:

AL WC: Yankees beat The Angels in blowout fashion
NL WC: Cardinals beat The Pirates. Daily reminder that they started Gerrit Cole in the NL WC game two years in a row and got btfo

ALDS:
Mariners beat The Blue Jays in 5 games in a great series full of memes.

Yankees beat The Royals in 5 games in another series full of memes but not as great

NLDS:
Cardinals sweep The Nationals
>Muh pitching

Cubs sweep Los Doyers in 4 games after they added another 100 million to their payroll. Riots in LA.

ALCS: Yankees Sweep in 5 in dominant fashion after The Mariners remember they're The Mariners and literally no one they sign will change that.

NLCS: Cubs beat The Cardinals in 7 games and appear in their first Worlds Eries since 1945 by beating their rivals in what will be remembered as the greatest NLCS ever played full of brawls and other memes.

2016 WORLDS ERIES:
They did it! THEY FUCKING DID IT!

The Yankees keked the entire MLB and reddit by sweeping the lovable losers in 5 games. The Cubs never make another Worlds Eries. A-Rod is Worlds Eries MVP.
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>>63334219
kiss the ring you stupid bitch

#BowtotheKINGS
#kissthering
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>>63334068
>mfw 27

>>63334341
>mfw 28
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>>63334254
>>63334300
Pic related: old man falling down
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>>63334341
>Yankees
>beating the angels in the playoffs

Yeah nah m8. It's more likely the Yankees get booty blasted by the angels in post season.
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>mfw Kris Bryant jumps the first available ship out of Chicago because the jew ownership kept him in the minor leagues at the beginning of the season to save some shekels
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>>63334412
>Implying they won't get keked by Greinke and that bullpen
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I STILL CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE WE HAVE WITNESSED KANSAS CITY WIN A WORLD SERIES

FUCK I'M STILL JUST AS EXCITED AS THE NIGHT OF GAME 5 F A M
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>>63333044
Greinke could be a possibility
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>>63334488
can I get this without the frogs thanks
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>>63334341
>Mariners beat The Blue Jays in 5 games in a great series full of memes.
:)
> Yankees Sweep in 5 in dominant fashion after The Mariners remember they're The Mariners and literally no one they sign will change that.
:(
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>>63334524
here you go f a m
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>>63334524
FUCK YOU MAN. PEPE LED US TO THIS VICTORY. WE'RE CO MEMES.
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>>63334561
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>>63334341
>>63334533
No one gives a fuck about your shit team, PacNW

Fuck off, the Mariners won't be making the WS anytime soon so just kill yourself already
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>>63334488
amount of real royals fans are in the red circle desu
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which team will be the first to have a fan bring a poster of pepe with the team hat on it to a game and get on television
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>>63334572
Kek
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>>63334586
Damn son what's with all that salt?
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>>63334586
agreed

#kissthering
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>>63334586
>doubting
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>>63334600
nice meme you worthless autistic fuck
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>>63334602
Mariners because their fanbase is hipsters
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>>63334602
I have tickets to a game at Kauffman get me a good image of mets and royals pepes and I will do my damnedest
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>>63334618
>>63334624
>>63334632
TheMariners are trash and their pathetic IRL-meme spouting fanbase is cancer and deserves all the losing seasons, chokes, and heartbreaking losses the baseball gods have to offer

Fuck the Mariners, fuck their stupid fans, and fuck that faggot Cano

Burn in fucking hell you faggots
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>>63334650
Here you go senpai
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>YFW Bud Black becomes the next Dodgers head coach.
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>>63334743
> head coach
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>>63334707
>and fuck that faggot Cano

I agree he's a cunt. not even a Mariners fan. I just don't care about them enough to be salty about them. I'm guessing you're either a Yankees fan because you hate Cano like me or, you're an A's fan because they're actually worse than The Mariners and would explain the saltiness.
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>>63332927

I thought it was Dusty Baker tbqh.
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>>63333044
How nice would it be for them to have competent outfielders and maybe a couple successful pitchers?
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>>63334707
>being this mad at perennial losers

lmao!
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>>63334743
Kek Doyers fans

>head coach
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>>63334756
>5974x8000

jesus pete
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>>63334236
Fucking underrated post. kek/10 tbqh famm
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>>63334738
I can't go to opening day but I can go to game 2 of the series.
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>>63333569
That hitting completely disappeared in the 2nd half where it finished 17th in wRC+

They all kept swinging for glory, which works if you don't take shitty hacks, which is exactly what they did

They all also completely forgot how to recognize pitches

It's astounding how A-Rod began to just swing at absolute garbage and unable to hit the most simple of pitches

He knew how to take pitches to work the count to get the pitches where in the strike zone and to his advantage

Completely disappeared after that Minnesota series in July
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fuck off yankee fans you FAGGOTS

FUCK THE YANKEEES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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According to Chris O'Leary, the likes of Kershaw and Scherzer display the same dangerous flat arm syndrome as the likes of Harvey, Fernandez, and Strasburg (which create timing issues in the pitching process)

But O'Leary says Scherzer and Kershaw use "tricks" to catch their arm up with the rest of their body, and mostly compensate with the poor timing when the foot lands, thus almost completely or completely negating any harmful effects of the poor timing of the arm position by the foot plant

What do you think those tricks are?
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>>63334756
where is this originally from?

i know its from post/pre game and shit but does anyone have the actual episode date?

slowly one of my favorites reaction faces in /mlb/
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>>63334844
2 out of the 3 are competent defensively. It's just Beltran that shouldn't be out there despite his bat being decent.
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>>63335014
>his team hasn't caused the mass butthurt of entire nations and generations
wew lad
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>>63334412
literally 2009
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>>63335360
Not him but I won't be butthurt until the GOAT Yankees and Cardinals World Series happens and only if you guys win.
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>>63318913
...what if Giants acquired Greinke? Would that plug our pitching rotation?
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>>63335360
>stralians hate the dodgers
kek
i dont know why but kek
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>>63335136
I think Cashman will let Ellsbury go. Beltran is one of the worst OF's in the league defensively but he played too well the last few months of the season for the team to let him go.
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>>63335490
>Daddy Greinke
>9-13

Kek
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>>63335553
will never not be funny
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My co-worker, who's a cubs fan, thinks the cubs will sign jason heyward and david price. How fucking stupid is he?
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>>63335642
David Price is completely within the realm of possibility
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>>63335642
they will sign one of the two (more than likely it will be price)
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I just want shit to happen already
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>>63335490
we booty blasted straya's favorite sons, the diamondbacks on their home turf in 2014
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>>63336001
good
remove dingo
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>>63336001
>bragging about beating the Wetbacks
ISHYGDDT
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so mest has the east locked up again?

just want an championship pls

get a bullpen arm or something, and offense too
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>>63336274
If the Wilpons stop being Jews, then yes, the Mets will make it back.
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>>63336274
I doubt it. The pitching is great but Murphy and Cespedes won't be Mets next year. Their offense will be weak again unless the Wilpons actually spend money which again, I doubt will happen. Maybe they get a few bullpen arms but that's it.
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There have been two unique posters since the GET. I am one of the two unique posters, and this is my first post.
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>yfw a new Yankees dynasty begins in 2017
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>>63336463
Congrats fuck face. No one cares
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>>63336463
This is my post. There are many others like it, but this one is mine.
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>>63336463
>Having so much autism you've been lurking for the sole purpose of seeing unique posters.

How about you make your first post about something MLB related?
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>>63333333
you fucking ROBBED
>>63333334
of a much better GET
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>>63336463
how old are you?
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>>63336493
>tfw Bird is gonna hit 40 bombs
>tfw Mateo is gonna steal 80
>tfw Sev is gonna going sub-2 era
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>>63336642
Gets belong in /mlb/ shoo shoo
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>>63336642
Fuck off nigger he just guaranteed >us 4 rings
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>>63336689
>tfw Judge is gonna hit 50 bombs
>tfw he'll have .220 average
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>>63336756
and .350 OBP
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>>63336583
>>63336597
>>63336631
>>63336678
Great posts, guy.
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>>63336689
>tfw both Dean Anna and Eduardo Nunez are on the roster
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>>63336771
And 160 Ks
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>>63336794
thx bby
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>>63336794
I'm not your guy, friend.
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>>63336830
stop im already cumming
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Kiss the ring.
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>>63336756
>>63336803
>tfw pic related will be ded by then
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>>63336870
Pretty awesome how he makes Ryan Howard look like a manlet
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>>63336892
tfw standing on 2B next to altuve
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>>63336888
>Implying he won't be in The Cardinals reviving his career.
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>>63336870
I wish he would fuck my gf desu senpai
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>>63336914
They're such a classy team
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>>63336918
id fuck your gf senpai
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>>63336910
I can't wait for this image. My sides won't handle it.
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>>63336914
meth ≠ alcohol
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You now realize that many people's worst baseball nightmare came true all thanks to the Royals: literally keking everyone in the league for years to come
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>>63336803
just wait until they trade him to boston for a reverse bambino curse that lasts 176 years
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Wonder if the Angels can convince Gronk to try out pitching. It's not like he can be worse than what we're looking at for 2016 so far.
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>>63336952
If John Lackey can become an ace there, CC can too.
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>>63336794
Right back at you cocksucker.

>>63334048
Nobody acknowledged the bantz? Wow. You are slipping /sp/
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>>63336956
Based bro
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>>63336974
>why did nobody upvote my post
need a hug fag
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>>63336965
http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/25134546/watch-rob-gronkowski-throws-perfect-first-pitch-at-angels-game

I want to believe
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ahem
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>>63337044
where good players go to die
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>>63337044
Inb4 8 years 180 million
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>>63337044
How's Cano treating you?
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>>63337044
How keked will Mariners fans feel if Griffey Jr. goes to the Hall as a Red and Ichiro goes in as a Yankee?
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>>63317616
>>63318913
It would be very great if the Giants can sign Greinke. Might take too much out of the piggy bank but it'd help the rotation so much.

A pitching staff with Timmy and Greinke would be all kinds of au-some.
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>>63337104
why would either of those things happen. STOP SHITPOSTING FUCKING YANKEE FANS
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>>63337122
Wasn't even shitposting, that was a genuine question
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>>63337125
i rooted for the Mets just so kendrys fucking morales wouldn't get a ring. but such is life
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>>63336974
Shit tier bantz tbqh famm. I actually laughed at the post he replied to though.
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>>63337122
>Can't handle the bantz
>WAH WAH ALL YANKEE FANS ARE SHITPOSTERS
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>>63337104
>>63337142
Ichiro as a yank is 100% implausible. I'll be pretty upset if KGjr doesn't go as a Mariner but i'm pretty sure he will
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>>63337122
>edgar will NEVER be in the hall
>felix will NEVER win a ring
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>>63337112
Isn't Lincecum a FA?
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>>63337161
>those
>bantz
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>>63337198
Yeah, BTTJ is a FA. Though I'd say the bigger uncertainty is his recovery from his hip surgery.
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The AL West has sent 4 different teams to the postseason in two years.

None of those teams were the Mariners
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>>63333333
Good septs.

They confirm your opinion.
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this meme isnt as funny anymore
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>>63337246
The AL West has sent 4 different teams to the post season in the last 14 years.

None of those teams were the Mariners
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>tfw /mlb/ is bullying us
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>>63337246
None of those teams reached the ALCS either
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>>63337333
>mfw Xeattle Genderfluids fans can't handle the bantz
>mfw we triggered them
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>>63337358
3/4 were taken out by the Royals
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mariners/yankees 2016 AL WC
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>>63337401
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>>63337333
Gib Felix and Seager and will let you get eliminated by us in the Division Series
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>>63337432
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>>63323180
>having a mascot
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>>63337437
You want Seager as your 3B?
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>>63337246
Does that mean the division is really good or really bad?
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>>63337482
Yes

Take Headley
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>>63337495
it means it rotates constantly and the mariners are always in the middle
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>>63337508
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>>63337517
They're at least consistently mediocre
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>>63337547
Okay, you can have Ellsbury too.
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>>63337547
>he thinks he has a choice
Need vengeance for robbing our dirty spic 2nd baseman
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Seattle Mariners style of baseball
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZwYCWWYcNg
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>>63334341
>Anyone thinking they can stop the Royals again

Top kek m8
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>>63337686
Didn't you need 5 (five) games to beat the Astros, even with home field?
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>>63337686
>Implying the memes will last into next year
>>
who /Saberhagen Shuffle/ here?
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>>63337463
>mfw this is a thing
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>>63337798
So is this
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>>63337752
There is no stopping the train, just accept it /mlb/

The Royals still have a decent rotation, stout bullpen, maybe Zobrist and Gordon will be gone, but everyone else will still be there.
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