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WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 4TH GAMES

ALL TIMES EASTERN

>7
Boston Celtics @ Indiana Pacers
San Antonio Spurs @ Washington Wizards
>8
Brooklyn Nets @ Atlanta Hawks
New York Knicks @ Cleveland Cavaliers
Orlando Magic @ Houston Rockets
Philadelphia 76ers @ Milwaukee Bucks
Toronto Raptors @ Oklahoma City Thunder
>9
Sacramento Kings @ Phoenix Suns
Portland Trailblazers @ Utah Jazz
>10:30
Los Angeles Clippers @ Golden State Warriors

>Undefeated (4-0)
Los Angeles Clippers
Golden State Warriors
Toronto Raptors
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Who /75-7&16-0/ here?
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Who's the biggest cornball in the league?
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>>63315356

what happened to muh PER babby anyway?
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>>63315372
I see milanafag went to some new shitposting method.

You know we are going to laugh at you once the Spurs lose 8 games right? Should have made it realistic you moron.
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why are all nba players letting their hair grow out now?

wrost nba trend desu senpai
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just fuck my bench up family
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>>63315389
>he thinks im milanafag

Do you see a milana picture retard?
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>>63315373

mike conley seems pretty white tbqh (to be quite honest)
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>>63315373
Dwight Howard and it's not even close
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>was going to take a 8/10 blonde to cavs vs. knicks tomorrow
>she had to cancel to pick up a shift at work
>taking my best bro instead
>mfw

Even if she is lying she's already sucked me off
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>>63315407
Ya and im jerking off to it right now. Whats your fucking point?
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>>63315426
What a fag lmao
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>>63315425
I hope you asked your nigga first before a girl
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>mfw I play Curry highlights to set the mood when i'm fucking my girl
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>>63315372
>cavs vs thunder

LOLWHAT
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>>63315466
nigga you gay as fuck
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>tfw deandre jordan is average over 4 blocks a game

if he finishes with over 4 a game and his usual 13-15 rpg and kawahi meme leonard or fatmon green wins dpoty again this year I will stop watching this game all together

in nba 2k13 I got around 4 blocks and 9 boards a game for the season and I easily won dpoty
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>>63315466
the homosexual township of the curryposter ladies and gentlemen
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Celtics to be honest

>>63315371
They have nachos with hot sauce and beef but ive never heard of chili at the bell. I doubt it'd be good anyway.
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>DeAndre Jordan is a glorified Birdman
>signed to a max contract
>the city of cloppers
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>this game

we're gonna get destroyed by the warriors
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>>63315504
Nigga its easy to play defense when you dont do shit on offense. Meanwhile Kawhi & Green actually have an offensive game while still playing elite defense. Fuck Jordan. Kawhi is winning back2back DPOY
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>>63315561

honestly its pretty fucking embarassing that a teenager like jahlil can come into the league with infinitely better skill and touch than "top tier" veteran centers like deandre and dwight. If they werent so fucking inept/lazy they could be so much better
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E-L-I-T-E
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>>63315372
holy FUCK duncan looks old now
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>>63315583
green scores just a bit above dj he's an afterthought on offense, kawhi only score because of pop;s system

blocks and rebounds>steals
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2nd time Curry was in public near my house.
A zebra mask?
Where does one even get one of those?
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>>63315626
u bean sarcastic he doesn't look much different at all
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>>63315658
Full image
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So will the Celtics draft Ben Simmons next year? Or will it be the 76ers? I mean what if the Sixers get Ben Simmons, Jamal Murray, and Caris Levert in next years draft. Plus with the addition of Saric with all that money. I mean a team with Embiid, Okafor, Noel, Saric, Simmons, Covington, Thompson, Stauskas, Levert, Caanan, and Murray is one talented team.
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>>63315658
did you ask him why hes the goat?
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Will the Lakers be the first team to go 0-82? Another record in Kobrs book
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>>63315688
I would actually let Curry come to my house and rape my woman just to say I was in his presence.
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>>63315721
topkek you're alright anon
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>>63315658
>>63315688
where do you live I think I herd he lives somewhere out in orinda? i could've swore I saw him in sf last week by 7th and market talking to homeless people
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>>63315639
>kawhi only score because of pop;s system
And deandre only scores from alley oops. Hes top 5 if not the worst offensive player in the league
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>>63315736
I live in P. Hill
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>>63315721
They gotta be the worst team to keep that draft pick.
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>>63315692
>Jamal Murray, and Caris Levert

literally who
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>>63315736
He also went to the toys r us on contra costa blvd last season.
That was the first time i thought dmn, just missed him
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>>63315740
JUST ONE FUCKING POST MOVE AND 65% FT SHOOTING AND IT'S OVER

316 STRAIGHT GAMES
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>>63315765
Nigga Murray is about to be the best Guard in college. Dude can ball. Watch out for his name. Also Levert will be the Big Ten Player of the Year.
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>>63315809
Denzel Valentine >>>
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>>63315780
>JUST ONE FUCKING POST MOVE AND 65% FT SHOOTING AND IT'S OVER

Youre asking for too much. Deandre will always be a lob babby. Why do you think he didnt go to dallas?
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>>63315639
Good things happen when you play for greatest active coach, but that doesn't away from his offensive skills that even surprised pop
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>>63315692
>Embiid
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>>63315835
Did anyone else watch when C-Webb destroyed Deandre over that?
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>>63315828
Levert is way better and he is going to merk Valentine when they play against each other. He will cross him over and go in for the smooth J to embarrass bitchass Costello.
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>>63315842
Embiid will be back. He will be the first bionic NBA player. He will have a bionic foot.
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At this point it's almost laughably boring. When your team is so dominant, and your team has a player that is significantly better than even the second best player in the world, you know it's time to revise some NBA history. Right now there is an anti-Curry narrative floating around basketball pundits and social media users because their "GOAT" Michael Jordan is being threatened by the dominance of Steph. Jordan needed Pippen in every sense of the word. No Scottie, no excellence. Jordan was a manufacturered super star (though to be fair, no where near the amount that LeShit is). Curry needs no help. The play he delivers every night is nothing short of magical. 5 on 1 and the guy can dribble out of trouble, fade away for a heavily contested 3, or dish it out in mesmerizing fashion. We already shut that unfunny fat ass Charles Barkley up when our "jump shooting" team became the most dominant team in NBA history and won it all in a fitting conclusion to the 2015 season. As well as this team treats myself and other fans, they did something I didn't think they could do. They got better. This year is undeniable proof that they are the best NBA franchise, and the best NBA dynasty (back to back titles), which by the way, is something the Spuredditors could never do. Unfortunately I'm becoming a bit desensitized to their dominance, but of course I love watching them play. Especially Steph. Now I know how Bulls fans felt in the 90's except 10 fold. Added bonus when Riley is part of the post game press conference, she's so funny. Anyways, I know you non-Warrior fans have high hopes for your teams, which is admirable, but c'mon. Be realistic here, no team can beat Curry and co.

I'll see you guys at Oracle!

WARRRRIORS
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>Who is the face of the Chicago Bulls
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>>63315864
>cyborg Embiid out for the season because he refused to oil his bionic legs
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>>63315869
>1 championship in 40 years

Hahahahahahahahaha
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>this Lakers choke
>this crappy Denver team
>this entire shitty game
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>>63315864
maybe you can fix the foot but you can't fix his attitude and mental issues

http://www.si.com/thecauldron/2015/10/16/philadelphia-76ers-sam-hinkie-joel-embiid-brett-brown-process
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>>63315869
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>>63315876
I like how when you look at Pau and Marc Gasol side by side it's easy to see which of them would be the butch if they became incestuous.
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>>63315894
Saved all that oil for his senpai back in Afrikkka.
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>>63315853
Costello is a fuck nigga but Izzo has got his best class since 00 squad
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>>63315923
When will Hinkie's meme train end?
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>>63315930
>if
bruh I got something to tell you it's definitely not if
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>>63315939
Next years MSU will be scary and as a U of M fan they are fucked. MSU better not fuck it up.
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>>63315930
nigga u weird as fuck
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>>63315949
SCUM desu
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>>63315923
Thanks senpai senpai senpai
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if a big man had DeAndre Jordan's athleticism and Marc Gasol's skillset, would he be the GOAT?
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>>63315961
Do not nigger around okay never nigger ever
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>>63315975
Hakeem
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>>63315975
his name is Karl Towns
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>>63315923
kek
You can't even call him Greg Oden 2.0 anymore. At least Oden tried not to be injured.
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>>63315923
>Embiid was determined to go to Vegas to party for the balance of the 10 days of summer league

>He was mandated to wear the walking boot in advance of the second surgery, but Embiid not only refused to wear the boot, but he carried himself as if nothing was wrong with the foot, shooting jumpers and even occasionally dunking. These actions have given rise to the theory that Embiid actually re-broke his foot

>The Sixers’ training staff was so concerned about what he was eating, they stocked the refrigerator in his downtown hotel residence each week with healthy food. When a staffer went to restock the fridge each week, most everything was uneaten and unopened, and they were throwing out the fruits and vegetables every week. When the team subsequently asked to see Embiid’s room service bill, they found that most days he was ordering junk food along with his signature beverage, a pitcher of Shirley Temples. Embiid also was frequently seen feasting on chicken fingers and hot dogs at and after games.

I'd be surprised if he ever plays a game in the league
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>Which NBA player has she buried the bone with?
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>>63316013
what the fuck is your problem? how the fuck are you posting this in every nba thread? are you okay? are you alright? do you need help? are you kidnapped and this is the only way you can communicate and want us to inform the authorities? please go fuck yourself.
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The Grizzlies have to be the most dejected 3-2 team in the entire league. The 2 losses were by an average of 40 points.
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LGTSS

>2 STRAIGHT YEARS STARTING 0-4

Also CP3/Westbrook/Curry are going to make Mudiay contemplate retirement
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So what's the deal with lamp shades? I mean if it's a lamp, why do you need shade?
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>>63316013
lol
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>>63316039
Actually what if this is actually a hint, with one word of each of his posts being a clue.

Maybe he has hidden treasure? Maybe he really is kidnapped
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>>63316039
ayyyyy broshipped tbqh
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White women were born for black men
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>>63315611
>top 30, Jordan is "elite"
>Jordan in once
>Kareem twice
>Mutombo, Bol, The Admiral, thrice
>Hakeem 5 times
>Eaton six times, twice in top 4

Get there a couple more times or it's just a flash in the pan.
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>>63316101
dj's 4.5 blocks are only from this season aka 4 games

but as I said earlier if he keeps this up and puts up over 4 a game he deserves dpoty
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>spamming a 3 hour inactive thread
>the city of Curry spammer
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>>63315975
He would be David Robinson.
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>>63315975
he'd be deandre jordan in 3 years
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>>63316123
I hope to god Kawhi wins DPOY again so you can fuck off. Also, >287lbs
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the average guy could beat Anthony Davis in a game of 21 to be fair
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>>63316162
How do I gain weight?
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>>63316123
Didn't even look at the seasons, thought that was from last year.

>Holy sheet, famanon, ess too jearly for dees.
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>>63316136
fucking kek he comes here, opens up his word document with his comments all lined up, searches the first basketball related thread and spams it nonstop like an autist.

I have no idea why this guy has been doing this for an entire year.
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How overrated is Marc Gasol?
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Honestly I think /nba/ will never recover from bandwagoning Lebron up 2-1 and getting BTFO. It's eternal!
I can't say i feel sorry for you, you actually thought delly could shut down the best shooter to ever play the game. You gotta live with that the rest of your lives.

>iggy shutting down MJ
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>63316201
maybe you guys bullied him a lot and he's making a stand and showing you that bullies will never win
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>>63316232
>>63316250
Oh look it took you a while to find the right thread lmao desu senpai
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>he finally found the right thread
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>>63315372
Not the spurs.
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just admit it /nba/ you've been defeated and will never recover. You bandwagoned Lebron up 2-1 during the finals and proceeded to get B-T-F-O. You spammed lelbron this, Delly that and now look at you! Sad and pathetic beaten like a black step child. what was you thinkin? what was you trying to prove? You grew up in the worst era of basketball ever and think flopping is okay. Well it's not and you're a faggot. I don't blame you for being mad, i blame you for being pathetic! 2-4 is a testament to your stupidity and you can't come back from that.
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What if we all reported the curryfag's shitposts? Surely the mods will ban him if they see more than 1 complaint
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REMINDER THAT ANDRE DRUMMOND CANNOT GUARD DEANDRE JORDAN

https://youtu.be/oqoj3zSjwqE
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>>63316311

You think the mods give a shit? I've reported those shitposts every time I see them and aint shit change.
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>>63316334
>american "bantz"
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>>63316334
>he deleted his posts and posts them again every 60 seconds on the dot

I bet you have a timer and everything with your setup. Always afraid of getting banned? lmao
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>2-4
>two and four
>two(2) wins four(4) losses
>dos y cuatro
>0.33333 win rate
>33% winning percentage

>advanced statistics
>advanced metrics
>sports science
>advanced statisticals
>statisticas avancadas
>SportVU camera statistics
>APBRmetrics
>Sabermetrics
>HoopData
>eFG%: effective field goal percentage
>TS%: True shooting percentage
>PPP: Points Per Possession (alternatively Points Per Play)
>Pace- and Volume-Adjusted Stats (alternatively called "Tempo-Free")
>PER
>Win Shares (WS)
>Wins Produced (WP)
>ezPM
>Expected Value (EV)
>Plus-Minus (+/-)
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>>63316315
looks more like
>REMINDER THAT DEANDRE JORDAN CAN'T CREATE POINTS WITHOUT AN ALLEY OOP
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>>63316291
lmfao

he was lost
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For the other few people unfortunate enough to be Hornets fans, what do you think of the NBAs first lady color commentator for a team's broadcast?

My opinion is she doesn't add anything special, but she doesn't take away anything either. She sort of makes the same points Dell Curry does so they just alternate plays mostly.

She fine tho
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>2-4
>advanced stats
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>>63316368
Points are points
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>>63316383
I haven't heard her speak, but I want to touch her legs.
>and the rest of her
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>>63316383
Jordans banging her
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>>63316398
yeah, but any big in the league can do that
>even Splitter does it
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>not posting in the old thread to troll /nba/
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

you
niggas
sure
are
dumb
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>>63316431
But no one does it better
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So Lebron was in the East, but still he got the Cavs to the Finals in his 3rd season with fucking Larry Hughes as his sidekick.

Anthony Davis hasn't won a playoff game in his first 3 seasons.
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>it took him 17 (seventeen) minutes to think of an excuse for getting exposed
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>>63316442
So all he's got is being very good at something everybody else can do reasonably well?
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>tfw right handed
>tfw dribble better with right and go for layups with right
>tfw shoot with left though
what is this?
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>>63316476
So you're admitting Jordan is better than Drummond?
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>>63316488
Manu?
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>get job
>can finally afford league pass
>been working 60 hour weeks with no end in sight
>no time to watch basketball

I almost miss my potato streams and free time
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>>63315372
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>>63316500
>that thousand yard stare
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>>63316492
I'm saying I don't care and my opinion doesn't matter much anyhow. I'm also saying just being able to dunk on an alley oop pass isn't special in the NBA, even if you're good at it. Keep up the blocks and defense and that's useful.
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Anyone see Cody Zeller get his nose broken?

I've never seen someone so leaky

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nba-ball-dont-lie/cody-zeller-bleeds-all-over-after-inadvertent-elbow-from-joakim-noah-014634652.html
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>>63316396

slick photoshop tbqh
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>>63316509
Thats not a thousand yard stare. Pic related is a thousand yard stare
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>>63316396
that unedited version of this shirt is really fucked up

Chuck will always be the butt of the joke
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>>63315639
I thought you were leaving faggot?
Every nba thread you leave your meaningless two cents. Just like your team's meaningless existence. 0 wcf appearances ever. Lol
Keep playing devils advocate for nothing kek.
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THE RAPTORS LITERALLY CANT STOP WINNING
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>>63316598
its a meme you dip

powerful image though
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My team

>Damian Lillard
>DeMar DeRozan
>Monta Ellis
>Kevin Durant
>Andre Drummond
>Nikola Vucevic
>Reggie Jackson
>Andre Iguodola
>Ryan Anderson
>Jamal Crawford/Tony Parker

Can I lose a head to head league? Points per week FG, FT, 3PTM, Points, Rebounds, assists, steals, blocks, turnovers
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Reminder that Barnes is going to make a lot of money

https://sports.yahoo.com/news/why-harrison-barnes-is-fine-with-calculated-risk-of-restricted-free-agency-213958359.html
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who /abellaanderson/ here?
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>>63316629
wew lad
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>>63316509
Shaq said it was unnerving playing against Timmy because he'd look at you like that whether he just dunked on you or you just smashed him with an elbow in the ribs. And he taught it to Kawhi.
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>>63316629
Parker ain't gonna get you much. Pop's going to be careful with him this year.
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>DeAndre Jordan will never average 20/10/4blk

Why live?
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>>63316646
Kawhi is just autistic

If you watch his interviews in college he was weird. Definitely would have been some mass murderer
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>>63316646
>>63316678
Watching your father murdered in front of your face can change a person.
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>>63316664
oh yeah, he was my last pick. My three last picks/bench are parker, crawford and I forgot A Johnson, they aren't really playing while everyone else is healthy though

I took vucevic over kanter, this was good right
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attention broships:

you have 1 hour to post OC

failure to compile will result in sanctions against your broship and possible expulsion from BROS (Broships Regional Order of Society)
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how many games will the lakers win?

over/under 60 games?
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>>63316694
i watched a deer come into my house and have its way with my family

changed me for life
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>>63316736

>compile

wooow dont break out some if statements on me mate

still im game

>>63316749

23, Kobe averages 24 5 and 5 after Russell goes "missing" in the middle of the season
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>>63316678
see
>>63316694

While the murder didn't happen "in front of him," it did happen when he was only 16. That'll change you, all right.

>>63316749
>how many games will the lakers lose?
>over/under 60 games?
I'll take the over, and I fixed it for you.
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WESTERN CONFERENCE PLAYOFFS 2015

>1 GOLDEN STATE
>2 OKC
>3 LAC
>4 MEMPHIS
>5 HOUSTON
>6 SAN ANTONIO
>7 SACRAMENTO
>8 DALLAS

EASTERN CONFRENCE
>1 CLEVELAND
>2 ATLANTA
>3 TORONTO
>4 CHICAGO
>5 WASHINGTON
>6 DETROIT
>7 MIAMI
>8 INDIANA

Correct?
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>>63316819
Chicago too high
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>>63316819
>Memphis "get BTFO by 50" Grizzlies and Houston "0-3" Rockets ahead of the Spurs

M8....
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>mfw been watching DeAndre highlights and he could literally bully anyone in the paint and use his baby hook or take 1 dribble and lay it in or dunk it but he acts like a faggot and only catches lobs
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>>63316819
Can't see Memphis or Dallas in there at this point. Pelibrows and Minnesota T-girls more likely if Dallas and Memphis keep doing what they're doing.
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>His entire rookie year, he drove a Chevy Malibu. This year he finally bought a Porsche. But he still drives the Malibu more. "It gets good gas mileage," he tells incredulous friends.

How can you not like this guy?
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everybody needed to pump the fucking brakes on Davis, he's good but the people rating him over Durant and Curry were fucking retards.
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>>63316866
>he actually believes this
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>>63316882
I want to be his friend damn it.

>>63316887
But the analytics...
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The Pelicans were a special kind of bad defensively today
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>>63316915
This is the lowest they've held their opponent this season.
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>>63316894
My eyes don't lie fuck

If Blake wasn't on the team and there was an average PF he would average 15/20 GUARANTEED
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>>63316749

>Slowbe Cryant
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>>63316949
Doesn't matter. They were still awful
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>>63316950
>if
>if
>if

Thats all you can say about Deandre.
>>
please help

take him away
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>>63316983
>special kind of bad
Made it sound like they aren't a special kind of bad every game. It's not like Portland has defensive juggernauts to stop him and the Pelicans were still down like 30 at half time. They just suck complete dick right now.
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>>63317000

Yeah, because that's totally the problem

xD
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>>63316866
I still remember watching him at Texas A&M, he was strong and athletic but unskilled as fuck and anybody that stood up to his bullying could neutralize him and send him into a tailspin. There was a game against Oklahoma and Taylor Griffin got in his head and Texas A&M went like 15 minutes without scoring a single point.

He has improved massively but he is still a fucking headcase and will probably never realize his potential.
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>>63317005
I didn't watch the Portland game but today they were giving layup after layup. Davis' defensive awareness was non existent but desu no one on the team was concentrating and they're just full of bad defenders straight up
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>>63317000

>mike brown
>mike dan tony
>mike scott

jimmy buss must have hated his dad, he's killing his team

>>63317023

Kobr is the only reason anyone shows up to the games. You think people would pay to see Russell?
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>>63317038
D'antoni is a godsend compared to everyone else post-phil. Don't lump him in with the rest. D'antoni would whisper sweet secrets into D'lo and Clarkson's ears.
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>>63316915
theyv been a special kind of bad damn near every game, gingivitis
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>>63316991
It's facts you can't have 3 "superstars" on a team (DJ is like 2/3 of one) that will all put up crazy numbers 18ppg+

DJ would blossom with only CP3
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>>63317096
>It's facts you can't have 3 "superstars" on a team (DJ is like 2/3 of one) that will all put up crazy numbers 18ppg+
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>>63317096
>DJ would blossom with only CP3

Doubt it.
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I hate this canuck that keeps talking about DeAndre Jordan.

We get it. He can be great if he wasn't a retarded manbaby. Stop talking about his stats and shitty post moves.
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>>63315372
Go Spurs GO
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>check it
>i grew up a fuckin screw up
>got introduced to the game
>got an ounce and fuckin blew up
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>>63317183


>>63317200
Check em
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>>63316882
*Tips spursdora
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>>63317244
Tip these nuts nigga
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do you fuccbois like that "white iverson" song?
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>>63317195
she has pretty eyes
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>rebounds
>blocks
>receives lob passes
>historically bad free throw shooting

Deandre Jordan is just Ben Wallace, no more no less

And this is coming from someone who likes Deandre
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>Draymond Green is the best defender in the league
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>>63317324
That doesn't sound very classy to me.
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>>63317352
Wallace won a million DPOYs and was instrumental in helping the Pistons win a ring in 2004 and had to guard Shaq.
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>>63317377

Yeah and rasheed was a much better defender than Blake will ever be, so he had help
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>>63317339
Nah that shits weak
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Which god (or demon) do I have to pray to to keep the Hornets shooting 61% from 3pt land and Jeremy Lamb looking like he isn't half assing everything that isn't shooting the ball?
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>Draymond Green is the best defender in the league
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>>63317495
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>mfw there are people trying to compare 4 time dpoty and nba champion, big ben to deandre jordan
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>>63317495
>>63317504
That pellet gun is better than that shirt, but mama don't like it when I shoot in the house.
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black man, white woman, kekolded husband
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>>63317000
talk of firing him is starting. Who to replace him. Someone who is good with young players and developing talent would be best imo. Mark Jackson or Scott Brooks for 3 years then replace him with a nice young fresh coach. A Steve Nash or Luke Walton. Championship secured in 5 years.
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whatsit like to win a nba title?
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>>63317591

Feels like a bag of sand
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>you will never be able to call the producer a pussy on national television

https://youtu.be/R5EJ95CHtTY
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The real DPOY
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imma go ahead to sleep got work off tomorrow

when I wake up i will reply with blipblipbambiggidy
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>>63315504
You do realise 80% of the time block goes out of bounds and the only effect you have is reduced shot clock? Then theres like 10% where it gets rebounded not by your team. BLOCKS ARE FUCKING OVERRATED. If you actually look into all the stats and do an analysis instead of memeing with muh blocks. You see that hes barely in the top 10 if that, absolutely not dpoy
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One of the best parts of the season is back:
>http://www.nba.com/video/channels/tnt_overtime/2015/10/29/20151029-inside-shaqtin.nba/
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>>63315504
And his fucking rebounds are overated too. If you look into who is best at rebounding there are MANY others, its not just the number. Uncontested rebounds are meaningless for example even chris paul could get like 10 a game if they really wanted to stat pad him.
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>>63317607
i still remember the article on the yahoo at the beginning of the season "why should dallas mavericks win the title" and i was like haha yeah
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>>63315504
>in nba 2k13 I got around 4 blocks and 9 boards a game for the season and I easily won dpoty
Well there you have it, Jordan is confirmed the dpoty
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>Draymond Green is the best defender in the league
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pls gib Fantasy Drummond
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>>63317674
damn right. lebron was robbed twice of it and is the only fucking defender on his team
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You now remember that the Los Angeles Lakers selected D'Angelo Russell 2nd overall in the 2015 NBA draft ahead of the likes of Jahlil Okafor, Emmanuel Mudiay and Willie Cauley-Stein.
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>>63315639
you're telling me 287 can't count calories but can understand apehoop??

to say kawhi can only score cuz of pop is me saying ur not fat
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>>63316629
> damien lillard durant and drummond
>all first round material

>+ 3-4 2.5-3rd round tier players in vucevic ellis deroazan and reggie


wew lad
how many ppl in yer league?
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>>63317352
ben had like 10000000000000 more blocks and wasnt half retarded on the court,
>that trailblazers game last year
plus much more mobile


also he was undersized and could do all that
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>>63317951
i am sure he meant noel

that niggas rotations are amazing
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>>63317960
I guess I can understand Russell over Okafor. Okafor looks great as a rookie, but in 5 years he's still going to be Al Jefferson. And who the fuck wants Al Jefferson?
What the Lakers can't defend, is taking Russell over Mudiay. That's just straight up horrible drafting.
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>>63315583
>Kawhi & Green actually have an offensive game
You're fucking retarded.
Danny Green is one the most 1 dimensional offensive players. He's purely catch and shoot.
Kawhi has a decent game, but it's nothing to write home about. He's not capable of being a 1st option, and he doesn't have any elite offensive skills. He's just pretty good at most things offensively.
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>>63317765

Don't beat yourself up, the dumbass fairweather fans (90% of local Mavs fans) thought we had no shot even after the season started and it was apparent we had the best team in the league

Shame Caron got injured, might have swept the playoffs otherwise
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>>63318148
>You're fucking retarded.

You should read the previous posts before spouting nonsense bro.
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75-7

16-0
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AND HEAVEN KNOWSSS IM MISERABLE NOWWWWWWWWWWW
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>>63318559

who's that semen demon?
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>>63318621
milana vayntrub, found this one in the last thread

woke up, couldn't fall back asleep so I'm drinking coffee listening to shitty indie and playing 2k
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>>63318528
>Andre Drummond 19.5 RBG

Damn...
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>>63318641
was the last 30 rebound game the one bynum had against SA in 2013? I can't remember any other
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>>63318633
>milana vayntrub
Sounds Jewy
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>>63318633
>milana vayntrub

thank you!
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>>63318665
Yeah i was at that game. I bought tickets to go see Kobe but that faggot got injured about a week before. Luckily i still got to see Bynums 30 rebound game.
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>>63318683
she's jewish, and?
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>>63318665
love got one around that time
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>wake up
>feeling kinda sad
>realize im not 287lbs
>mfw
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>>63318716
just looked it up the 30/30 game was in 2010, unless you remember another 30 rebound game of his? fucking shittyteambabby
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does the body rule the mind

or does the mind rule the body
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H-help

>>63318720
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>>63318741
The mind rules the body.
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Is it true that Mexicans love the Smiths?
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>>63318759
If it doesn't have accordions then they won't like it.
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>>63318759
they're one of the plebest (like popular, not shit) bands ever and morissey's voice is infectious, everyone loves the smiths
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>>63318741
They work together to control your life
Ultimately we are controlled by biology and physics. There is no god. There is no soul. We are a complex flow of electrical impulses and biological drives.
They work together to control your life.
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>>63318880
>tfw just got up and twisted my nutsack

JESUS THE BODY IS CONTROLLING MY MIND RN
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>>63318893
>twisted my nutsack
Dude what the fuck does that even mean

Is that a thing? Do people twist their balls?
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>>63318898
i'm max comfy so my balls are just hanging, legs are crossed my left nut got under my thigh, got up and it stuck and kinda twisted hard to explalin. pain is gone now
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>>63318880
>There is no god. There is no soul.

Kek wheres my fedora at?
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>>63318909
Lol that sounds awful m8
You got some low hanging balls man...

>>63318941
>tfw being atheist on this website means you're a fedora tipper
I remember when it was generally accepted here desu. Altho I do like the fedora meme
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My god Davis is a fucking dumpster fire
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>>63317589
Tom Thib is available
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I honestly had AD as the 1st in all my fantasy drafts. What the sam hell is going on in NO?
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>>63315504
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>>63315504
>287 lbs whale calling an NBA player fat
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>>63318729
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Wow the Lakers could have had Randle Clarkson and Okafor but they took a young guard when they had one
You think they're retarded? Clarkson has been fucking good this year. He might actually be legit

And even if Russell pans out, they could have had a young big 3. Now they'll have to flip one of those PGs at some point.
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>>63318528
>10.3 is highest assist average
for reals? not sure why I thought 15.5 would be the highest. 10.3 seems low as fuck.
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>>63319077
Flakers gonna flake the shit outta everyone this season nigga
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Your team
Game of the year
Album of the year
Your fetish
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>>63319163
>Your team

spurs

>Game of the year

MGSV


>Album of the year

DS2


>Your fetish

don't really have one
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>>63319077
You always draft the best player available with a high pick, not the best fit. Two PG lineups are going to be the next big thing, so it isn't even a fit issue really.

This really isn't a conversation to have now though. Everyone knew that Okafor was going to look like the best player of the draft, or close to it, early on, and obviously that's going to make other players' growing pains look worse by comparison.

Clarkson's contract also expires after this season, he'll either walk or cost them a fortune to retain.
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so what's the deal with tristan thompson? I don't watch cavs games that often, but in my fantasy games I like to play I've noticed he hasn't been doing much of anything.

but now he's so cheap that idk if he's worth taking a flyer on. is he hurt, just shit, or something else? didn't they just give him a gorillion dollars?
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>>63319083
>Lebron not in any of these
>Media still refers to him as the best player in the game
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>>63319267
He's just okay. He can rebound but that's obviously not worth 82 million
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>>63319267
Overpaid by a lot
good fit for the Cavs in terms of what he brings and chemistry
if he can get a better offensive game going that would be awesome for the Cavs
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>see qt on the bus
>instantly get depressed
>all my insecurities come to mind
>tfw no gf

Anyways, g-go clippers
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>>63319581
:(
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>>63319581
>tfw it's been months and you miss the idealized version of her and not the fussy cunt she was but no matter how much you remind yourself of her shortcomings the idealized version gnaws at me still

ayyyyyy
>>
Do you guys think NBA will ever get flex scheduling? If they really cared about money and viewers they would put only the elite teams on national TV. Like tonight Clippers vs Warriors is good but before that it's Knicks vs Cavs. Like nigga come on, the Knicks?
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>>63319677

Knicks get good ratings regardless. That's why they're on nationally televised games so often
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>>63319163
Bulls
Bloodborne
Julia Holter - Have You in my Wilderness
Feet
>>
blipblipbambiggidy
>>
Soon.
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>>63319190
>GOTY for a half finished game
baka senpai
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>>63315869
Hi nate u fucking faggot
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>>63320117
got 100+ hours on it and am waiting for chapter 3 desu
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Find a flaw
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>>63320312
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>>63320365
27 years old
Not 24 years old
Then again, his size, training, and style should mean a prolonged career.
Hard to find anything really
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Cavs:
>No Pipe
>No Uncle Drew
>No Kyrie
>Busted back Lelbron
>No CHUMPert

Knicks:
>No Affalo
>Limited minutes PorzinGOD
>Calderon and Vujacic starting backcourt

This game will go into OT with Galloway hitting the game winner.
>>
Who /gonna get stoned and miss the fantasy draft/ here?
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>>63320569

>Melo goes 1-22
>Doesn't get on the plane leaving Cleveland
>Starts his life anew as Twix Johnson
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>>63315356
>someone out there actually thinks the Memeiors can beat the Clippers
>>
ITT fuccbois
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>>63320431
His entire game is based around speed. He's a retarded release point on his shot and relies on speed to get seperation. He'll be gone in less than five years, hopefully without the title of "greatest shooter ever".
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>>63320415
3 is better but V is GOTY. story is good enough and I fuck with the tapes. gameplay is perfect
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>>63319163
>Your team
Hawks

>Game of the year
SOMA

>Album of the year
Chvrches - Every Open Eye

>Your fetish
Fashionable attire: pretty dresses, suits, lingerie...
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>>63319267
Thompson is shit for fantasy, his value is mostly just offensive rebounding (going into this season he was ranked 9th all-time in career ORB%) and being able to hold his own on a lot of defensive switches
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>>63320994
V's storyline falls apart quickly near the end, and that 2nd act didn't help. Best gameplay in the series, worst storyline.

I'd put it right behind 3 and PW.
>>
Where my real niggas at? Who actually checks their fantasy roster and is willing to start another one. I feel like only me and some other dude actually make moves and do shit in ours. Fucking half you guys have no idea how to draft, drafting Kobe in the 2nd round and shit. cmon /sp/,I know you could better than that.
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Brook was playing in San Antonio against Tim, and I was actually watching on TV. The game [which took place Jan. 10, 2010] was at the end of a roadtrip, so they were coming back home and I was going to be picking him up from the airport early that morning. During one of the timeouts, I think it was in the middle of the fourth quarter, Brook was having a good game. [He finished with 28 points, 11 rebounds and three blocks].

So the Nets are coming out of a timeout, and I see [Tim and Brook] kind of bent over, kind of at the elbow at the free-throw line, and they’re kind of next to each other, and I see Timmy kind of like mouthing something into Brook’s ear, and I was like, ‘What did he say to him?’

We’ve always respected Timmy’s game from afar so much that I was interested.

When Brook came back and I was picking him up from the plane, he got in the car and we were just talking about the game and I was like 'Hey, in the middle of that fourth quarter I saw Timmy lean over and say something to you, what did he say?' And Brook got this big smile on his face and he said the speakers in the arena were playing [Guns N' Roses'] "Welcome to the Jungle! We’ve got fun and games!" And he said Timmy was mouthing that in his ear.
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>>63319163
>Your team
Rockets f.a.m.
>Game of the year
>games
>Album of the year
Sufjan Stevens Carrie & Lowell
>Your fetish
Clothed sex
>>
What's up with this Luke Walton coaching the dubs kind of biz. Is this a meme?
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how mad is /nba/ that with lowry's new found endurance, he'll be able to keep up all star performances ALL YEAR LONG. This is like /nba/'s nightmare season
>curry is GOAT
>AD is SHIT
>lebron showing signs of the end
>raptors are going to the finals
You sicken me /nba/. You deserve this.
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>>63321488
They are seeing how far they can break the NBA before the meme point shot is removed.

It just shows that anybody could coach an NBA team and win as long as the team chucks up meme point shots.
>>
>>63321488
Steve Kerr fucked up his back and had surgery
>>
Saric's coming over next season apparently.

Is that when he was rumored to come anyways or was it supposed to take another year?
>>
Friendly reminder Derrick Rose is averaging 10 points a game this season
>>
Anyone got a link to Kareems minority of one documentary?
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>How can one man be so based?
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>>63322013
>pop stars
>based
>>
If you're not watching the thunder raptors tonight, you're a faggot
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>>63320312
>replaying the missions for the second half of the game
>still believing chapter 3 meme
>goty
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>>63316759
was there rape involved?
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>>63317324

HAAAAAGAHDDIII
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>>63321770
>excited for the arrival of a sperglord literally named Sanic

you need to talk to Pete bruh
also Kill me, Pete tbhfam
>>
>>63319163
>Team
Heat
>GOTY
Fallout 4
>AOTY
I Don't Like Shit I Don't Go Outside
>Fetish
I did too many drugs when I was a teenager and it fucked up my sex drive so I'm sexually attracted to anything
>>
>>63322969
I tried this last time but I'm still alive please end my suffering for real this time.

Kill me, Pete
>>
>>63316819
atlanta ahead of the 4-0 raptors? while the raptors got better this year and atlanta got a bit worse? yeah, nah bruh.
>>
>>63322970
meant to say I'm not sexually attracted to anything. No sex drive. Constant crippling depression because of it.
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>>63322097
>gets to fuck famous hot celebrities
>rich as fuck
>not based
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>>63322970
>GOTY
>Fallout 4
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>>63317038
d'antoni was a decent coach handed a team that imploded early due to injuries and dwight being a fucknut. if nash was healthy and dwight played to the system, they could have done nice things. except nash's back disintegrated and dwight refused to PnR and got all bitch made about his touches and kobe decided to stop giving a fuck.

He could probably do some nice things with their current roster, aside from kobe, they seem like they'd be a great SSOL team with randle, dlo, and clarkson.
>>
>>63319032
eww, no, they would want the young players to develop, not have their knees explode due to running 50 minutes per game.
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>>63323020
seems to me that you're sexually attracted to birdman m8
>>
>>63319163
Dubs
Bloodporn
Tetsuo and Youth
Young Japanese teenagers
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>>63323164
I do love him but idk if its that kinda love
>>
How come the rockets suck? I'm in football mode, I haven't transitioned to basketball yet
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>>63323221
they're literally never healthy and never will be. Based God has focused his wrath off of the Thunder and onto the Rockets they're cursed
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>>63323197

girls names?
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>>63315869
Your idol is nothing more than a jumpshooter.

Maybe the best jumpshooter ever, but still a jumpshooter.

He isn't the most valuable player on the league. He isn't the best player in the league. He's nt even top 5. He might not even be top 10.

If he didn't have a team so specifically tailored to his playstyle, he would be just a good scorer.
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>>63323249
I'm starting to think his curses aren't just memes anymore, he blessed the shitty ass Longhorns and they shomehow beat #10 Oklahoma and then blessed the blue jays and they came back from 1-2 series to win
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>>63323281
>barely beat the suns
>btfo the grizz and are at home
It's obvious senpai.
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>when you win free agency in 2k
Now I get to start Steph, CP3, Wiggins, Aaron Gordon, and Dwight and still have all stars on the bench
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>>63319163
>team
Raps

>GOTY
i only play 2K & Endless Ocean (s-shut up)

>AOTY
DMX - Redemption of the Beast
THE DOG IS BACK!!

>your fetish
i don't really have a fetish but i have fapped to a lot of shit im really really ashamed of, shit that could actually get me in trouble tobequitehonest,sincereandtruthful
but im a fag and really like muh yaoi animus & mangos so i guess that kinda counts

also seeing Kebitch Doodoorant get hurt tbhfam
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>>63323390
forgot to say GOTY is prolly gonna be The Witcher or Fallout
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>>63319163
>team
Nigs
>Game of the year
Only play 2k
>Album of the year
Don't listen to full albums
>Fetish
redbones
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>tfw at least four teams in liga sp are completely inactive, have great players regularly benched, empty roster slots, or just arent doing anything
>half the teams that are actually playing have no idea who players are, what theyre worth, and get suckered into meme trades, ruining the league
what a waste of time, guess i dont know what i expected to be honest.

>>63319163
>Your team
pic related.
>Game of the year
Bad year honestly. Bloodborne or the 1/3 of TPP that we got tbqh
>Album of the year
>caring about albums in the year 2015
>Your fetish
none, really.
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>>63323492
At least the league recognizes my greatness.

FUCK SEATTLE
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>>63319163
>your team
cavs
>game of the year
for me: bo3
>album of the year
uhhh
>your fetish
all depends what i'm in the mood for. probably lots of tattoos and piercings
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>>63323492
>>63323492
I'm Killin it senpai idk what you're talking about
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pick 2 of 3 who you expect to have the bigger fantasy games tonight plz

Harden vs Orlando
Curry vs Clippers
Westbrook vs Toronto
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>>63319163

>your team
Knicks
>game oty
Prob gonna be bo3 for me
>album oty
Rodeo by Travi$ Scott
>fetish
Tight jeans, stockings,flats,
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>>63326034
Westbrook
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So Gerald Green OD'd or something?
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>>63326161

>flats

manlet detected
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>tfw you got high for the 1st time in four years and you are freaking out.

I had to stop watching the rockets thunder replay on nba tv
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who /coachbud/ here?
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>>63326368
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>tfw lebron could have 3 rings right now and this couldve been the heat's roster if he stayed

>dragic/rio
>wade/winslow
>lebron/deng/green
>bosh/pau/stat
>whiteside/birdman
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>>63326328

>ugly detected
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>>63326516
no it couldn't have
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>>63326328

>not liking flats

Hows it feel being a pleb
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>>63326585
yes it could have

everybody wouldve taken a cut to stay with lebron and the cap increase would make it all the more possible
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so is AD confirmed a meme player?
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>you will never have GOAT commercials or these PJs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqC0RX9a-J0&feature=youtu.be
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>>63326397
He's a hack fraud who should have never won COTY.
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>>63316004
>2014
>drafting embiid
ISHYGGYDYGY
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>>63315402
seriously though
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>>63326368
That's terrifying

I've had some friends go nuts while we were doing drugs
I'm thankful it's never happened to me
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>>63326368
Try dabbing after being off of weed for years. Nearly puked my guts out.
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/deadgeneral/
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>>63330070
This desu senpai
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>>63330070
Well it is the worst general for the worst sport, what did you expect?
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>>63328576
only pussies freak out after smoking weed. seriously.
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>>63330109
This desu senpai

>>63330123
I mean I've puked when I've smoked but nothing else
And none of my friends have freaked out on weed but I had a couple friends go crazy on 25i and lsd and dmt
The lsd one was weird. The dmt one was also weird
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>>63315639
Kawhis offense > Paul George's
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Jabari parker is starting tonight
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Evan Fournier for MIP?

>>63330424
been saying this last year
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Detroit's starting 5 is better than Chicago's
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How many PPG will Giannis average this year?
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>>63316819
Raptors, Hawks, and Pacers are all maybes. Bucks and Knicks have just as high chances of getting in as them.

Spurs are top 4 seed, dallas won't get in, memphis will be around 6-7th seed, jazz and timberwolves have a chance.
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>>63330646
22
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>>63330646
like 17-19

>>63330656
nah, but Kawhi will
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>>63330651
>Raptors, Hawks,
Literally who would get in without them

Hawks have a great chance to be a top 3 seed. Raptors have a great chance to be a top 5 or 6 seed. I'm not convinced any other teams like the pistons, Celtics, Knicks or bucks will get in before them.
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>>63330672

San Antonio Spurs vs Washington Wizards Official Thread
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If Curry was on the Jazz they would be an instant title contender and probably the favourites
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I'm convinced this is the best rookie class in years. There's a more than half-dozen players who already look like legit NBA players (Towns, Porzingis, Okafar, Hezonja, Winslow, Harrell, Mudiay), and that doesn't usually happen with a rookie class.

And there's always a few players that have rough starts but develop into decent players.
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Curried Jazz you say?
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>>63330752
Hezonja isn't great at all atm, but I agree otherwise. Towns has a real chance to be special
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1. Warriors
2. Clippers
3. Thunder
4. Spurs
5. Rockets
6. Grizzlies
7. TIMBERWOLVES
8. Pelicans
-----
9. Suns
10. Kings

1. Cavaliers
2. Raptors
3. Hawks
4. Bulls
5. Heat
6. Wizards
7. Bucks
8. PISTONS
-----
9. Celtics
10. Knicks
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>>63330752
2009 will go down as historic along with 1984, 1996, and 2003. This years class is awesome but a step below the all-time greats
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>>63330729
nah
Warriors are great because of their starting lineup
They're the best team in the league because of their bench
Jazz don't have that
Also they play in a great system. Curry is great but the Warriors are so good because of Kerr's system
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>>63330779
Switch Thunder and Clippers
Move Kings above Pelicans
Move Heat and Bulls to 2 and 3 respectively

Now it's accurate
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>>63330825
Warriors starting five has had by far the best point differential of any team. And that's been the case since 2013
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>>63330825
Jazz have the best defense in the league and Curry would catapult their offense to the top. Top 5 in defense and offense = title contender.
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>>63330777
Yeah, looking at his stats, you're right. I heard more about Hezonja through reputation than seeing him play.

>>63330818
This class looks deeper than 2009 was, but we'll have to wait a few years to see if anyone ends up as good Blake/Harden/Curry.
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>>63330862
Okay I mean they're great dude. I meant that, and they have the best starting lineup in the league. Still, the warriors won 67 games. Don't act like 5 players did that by themselves. You NEED a great bench to win championships and they have that. The warriors dominated their way to the finals last year and their bench was a big part of that

>>63330863
Would he? Curry is great, best offensive player in the league right now. How is the Jazz offense right now? I don't know if one player will make that team that much better, especially if he plays in a system that might not take advantage of who he is right now. I'm not saying they wouldn't be a great team, but I think it's easy to presume that they'll be title contenders based on "top 5 in defense and offense" but it usually isn't that simple.
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>>63330876
Karl Towns could be better than all of them. Already he's shown he can shoot threes, protect the rim, rebound, score in the paint, pass and he's ridiculously fast for his size. Seriously we could be looking at Hakeem/Duncan 2.0 but with 3 point range.
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I can't wait for steph curry to get a season ending injury. The suspense is building
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>>63330912
Jazz are 13th in Off rtg now and their starting PG is Raul Neto. Imagine Curry in their. And yes, usually if you're a top 5 in defense and offense that would make you a title contender.
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>>63330941
*their offense
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>>63330930
Why would you want that?
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>>63330965
Jump shooting teams piss me off
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>>63330941
>usually if you're a top 5 in defense and offense that would make you a title contender

I didn't say that, I meant it's easy to say "steph + Jazz = top 5 offense" and that's not always true. add in the possibility that their defensive rating could DECREASE with Curry being there.

But you might be right, who knows, if only we had the ability to traverse into alternate universes.
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>>63330991
What teams do you like?
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>>63330771
Dope album cover t b h
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>>63330997
Their defensive strength comes from their bigs anyway and Curry is a perfectly capable defender. It's just a hypothetical anyway.
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>>63331007
millennial detected
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>>63331007
Any team that's not the warriors.
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Who else gonna watch Thunder/Raptors with me?
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>find a stream
>in the wrong aspect ratio

FUCK
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Derozen, Tobias Harris, or Ibaka for fantasy tonight?
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>>63331062
dude if you don't watch like as many games as possible stop watching sports entirely
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>>63331062
gonna flip flop between that and knicks cavs
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>>63331091
Ibaka
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>>63331091
Derozen desu
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>>63331102
Kyrie's not playing so whats the point in watching
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>>63331093
you can only watch so many 76ers games
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tbhfam
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>>63331052
you like the raptors too?
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lmao spurs btfo
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>>63331165
>lelbron bandwagon "fans"

Jordan will always be the GOAT you fucking teenager
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>>63331222
Yeah of course, I'm not gay
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>Kebitch Doodoorant
>not a MEME
>>
brehs
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>>63331238

shut the fuck up old life support ass faggot don't talk shit about LeDaddy
he's my pimp
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>>63331320
lmaoooo
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>>63331334
no one cares ahmed
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>>63331320
top fucking kek
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>league pass free trial is over
why live
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>>63331386
>your team barely played during the first week
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Russell Westbrook is the first NBA player in 43 years with at least 120 points and 35 assists through first four games of the season. Nate Archibald last did it in 1972.
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Any Knick broships?
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>>63331426
>averaging 5.5 turnovers
desu senpai baka senpai
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>>63331426
Nate Archibald is also the only guy to lead the league in points and assists per game. Westbrick could do it.
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Go wizards on suicide watch
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>>63331445
>he unironically doesn't know about based 7kt
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>>63331445
7KT. They have the best OC
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>>63331386
Learn how to deepweb. I bought league pass for $10
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CASV THREAD WEAR?????????

HURRY UP I NEED TO SHITPOST ABOUT LEBRON!!!!
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>>63331320
>paulgeorge.webm
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>>63331606
knicks-cavs thread
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>>63331361
go choke on a burger John
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desu doris burke's dress tonight is amazing
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5-0 bitch
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>>63331874
lolno
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where da nest general i wanna keep track of how badly iso joe beats up bazemore
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>>63331559
lrnhow2 get a job

I bought leaguepass and didn't think twice about it because 200 bucks ain't shit to me
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>>63331887
Sure kid
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>>63331874

*Incoming Call*
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>"Lakers HC Byron Scott on young players: "I’m not always thinking about necessarily developing them. I’m always thinking a/b trying to win."

JUST
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>>63331925
Lowry finna shit on him tbqh
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>>63331926
everyone is hating on rusell because he gets the fuck the hottest women on the planet it's not his fault he's the right age for her imo imagine kobe dating her he would look like a rapist.
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is food at burger king even edible? i see some pictures out there and it's just slop
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>>63331926
oh my god fire this man
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>>63332013
it's miles better than taco smell or mcbarfnolds


it's like this:
1) carls jrs
2) burger king
3) five guys
4) del taco
5) wendies
6) weinerschnitzel

900001 mcdonalds
9000000001 taco bell
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>>63331907
Sure thing buddy. I bet you make 6 figures a year right?
>>
Sixers vs Bucks thread

>>63332055
>>63332055
>>63332055
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>>63332062
not even close I make around 50k but I bank most of it since my parents pay for my apartment and car +insurance and phone bill etc...
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>>63332094
That is still like making 80k a year if you paid for your apartment, insurance, etc.
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