Old thread >>63298189
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what's done is done, it hurts so bad
is that for real? I haven't listened to the latest ep
what once was happy, now is sad
I'll never love again, my world is ending
you're crazy if you think:
1. that the military would even follow the orders of seizing people's weapons
2. that the citizens would stand any chance when they could send special forces, swat, fbi, missiles, fucking DRONES, etc
I think TJ's style much more resembles watered down version of Lomachenko's boxing, especially on dimensions of handspeed and perpendicular movement around the opponent. Look, it's a thing of beauty:
>this is meant to be one of Bellator's "tentpole" events
>nobody gives an iota of a fuck because some big name from elsewhere isn't headlining
I don't think you can really blame Scott Coker for shit like Kimbo/Ken
>PLUS: Chandler & Lashley
Unless they pit them against each other I'm not interested.
I'm surprised they didn't put Thompson's name on the poster at least, he's got some "oh yeah that guy" factor at least
lol he unfired her cause she was crying, what a kek
Its a play on the Emelianenko brothers.
Introducing soon to be /heem/ approved pornstar, Emma Mae
Son, you'd cream your pants if you heard her fart over a walkie talkie.
Hey Serbro I was playing GTAV just now and came across this dude.
She quit for a few years and only now just came back being 100% more plastic
Judging by the effort they put in for Niko Belić, I'd guess they did their homework.
There are some things Niko says that only a serbian would say. And I'm sure no one outside of Serbia would pick up on that.
Is there anyone else who wants to see Tony Ferguson fight Al Iaquinta? I think Iaquinta has been pretty impressive in his latest streak, and Ferguson's domination of a former Title holder was fucking spectacular. Plus when Ferguson wins, (which he probably would) it would make him look strong for a top 5 opponent.
Who here /RoganWatch/ this is the funniest video
That would be a very good fight. I've been really impressed overall with Ferguson since his TUF finale win. Really sharp fighter with some fun crafty shit he pulls out of the back pocket. I think Iaquinta's risk taking agression would get him into a lot of trouble against a lanky analytical striker like Tony, can see a clipped & subbed style ending to that.
I'm quite excited for Barboza vs Ferguson. Interested to see what kind of gameplan El Cucuy will employ in that fight.
I think we will see a more even version of the Thompson fight, where tony uses his reach and angles on the feet and fast unpredictable switches to wrestling to unbalance his opponent and keep him guessing, followed by pulling off the unanimous decision, or possible a surprise submission.
Semi-seasonal reminder that a cheeky parlay of Cummings + Henderson = literally free money.
It's the best mma related podcast out there and Callen can speak more intelligently on wider subjects where the meathead can't, also Callen's hilarious. Schaub is becoming less tolerable the more he tries to distance himself from mma though.
Schaub has a point and flatulence humor is comedy at its finest.
Any of you newfag underagefag fags remember that turn-based mma internet game called Cagekick or something like that? You made a dude and assigned attributes like chin, punching power, cardio. Then you'd fight other dudes. It was all ranked. I remembered knees in the clinch were OP as fuck.
>tfw no uglycute gf
What the fuck was this filled with? A calculator?
>btw that kid is going to have a bitch of an Oedipus complex what with sweaty rolling with his mommy and his dad being dead and all.
scrolling through 80 posts took 30 seconds m8, your post was so shitty I had to reply
also you think callen is intelligent
you DEFINITIVELY need to talk to more people
he parrots a lot of common sensical talk, his rationalizations are subpar, everybody he hangs with calls him on his bullshit. he and brandon are even embarassed everytime they bring up the emails they receive from their dropping knowledge segment, granted, it's about hippos but that says a lot about how medriocre callen is
not hating on the guy, he has his moments
but if you enjoy his mediocre intellect and his screaming and "irony" of the ads, you do have a dank sense of humor, sorry.
Why do Dana and Lorenzo's fuck slaves get to design shirts for the UFC and Reebok? It's an insult to the entire fashion industry.
its not that he tries to be stupid, he is stupid, but his succes shows that his stupidity is amusing
If you ask why is his stupidity amusing; because it makes the listener feel superior over callen
fuck this retarded government
Are YOU doing your duty and converting friends into fight fans?
champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends
>lurking /heem/ all day at work mon-fri
>leave thread wherever it is on Friday pm
>come back monday and start reading again from whereever I left it on Friday
>read through all of the threads from over the weekend until I'm totally caught up
dunno what i'd do without heem to be quite perfectly honest family
does this look like the face of a man who gets forcefully shit on?
Because when I'm not at work, I'm busy traneing or being a stoned degenerate on my sofa playing ea UFC or watching Fightpiss.
Also I like having 3-4 threads to read at the start of the week. Loads more obviously when there's an event on
Not secretly lurking /heem/ while out with the normcore like a cheeky FightFan™.
'F**k that," McGregor told GQ UK magazine (via Daily Mail). "What do you mean interim? [UFC featherweight champion] Jose Aldo and I had a date, he didn't show, someone else took his place, I beat him, easy. So don't give me interim."
With Aldo suffering a rib injury, McGregor scored a second-round TKO win over late replacement Chad Mendes at UFC 189 in July. Rebooked to headline against Aldo Dec. 12 at UFC 194, McGregor isn't convinced he'll actually face the pound-for-pound great.
"I still don't think he will show," said McGregor. "I am trying to be optimistic but I am never wrong, I always predict the outcome of my fights and I am never wrong. I have beaten him already. He is dead. Look at his body language. His body is weak and his mind is weaker. I can smell the lack of confidence.
"If the mind is not in it, the body won't follow. He cannot beat me. He knows it. It's why he went running last time... I can hear it in his voice, I can see it in his eyes, I know when a man is beaten, and he is beaten mentally."
McGregor also discussed his eventual exit from the sport, mentioning a concern of head trauma, specifically.
"I am not stupid," said McGregor. "I am a very bright guy. I know that in the fighting game, you get people who get brain damage and do themselves long-term harm. I am into it in a big way, and I am good at it, and I am going to get very, very rich and then I will get out and we will see what comes after that."
But at this point, how "good" could a T shirt be to compensate for such utter incompetence?
I don't know about you, but as for me, the shirt would have to drop me dead to make me even consider ever buying anything Reebok.
In other words, has the damage already been done?
>"I am not stupid," said McGregor. "I am a very bright guy.
So reebok has one mexican intern doing all their web stuff or something?
Fuck's sake sometimes I forget he looks this bad at weigh ins
They are /heem/ exclusive, yes. An Ireland posted them along with a story about how he had met Conor a couple of times and how he was banging shitty hookers and doing loads of coke at some party they were at. Conor didn't want his picture taken and apparently gets testy when you try, while he's busy being a piece of shit. Hence >>63319816
>muh 70 million
I understand you have this meme/gimmick you're trying to force, but nobody believes you. I personally don't find it entertaining. I just think you're dumb and don't have any concept what it is actually like to be wealthy.
Considering you do literally nothing about any of it you should just RELAX instead.
I could go on for a while about how it has impacted me positively and negatively. I was born into wealth, but neither of my parents were born wealthy. I am the first generation of my family that doesn't have to get a job if I so choose. Honestly, I think it stunted my development as a person for much of my teenage years.
She mistook the cryo chamber for the isolation tank while high as fuck on alphabrain
He said it on a podcast recently.
You can get some free and legally in Germany as well.
Order from Serbia. Galenika made testosterone.
injecting test will just make you more bald, you need several hormones to prevent that and gyno development
your body converts test to something else which promotes bodyhair growth and balding, which leaves you with less test. You can prevent that from happening from buying antibalding drugs, but it can kill your dick
The fuck do I know. I only used dianabol for a brief period before a fight once like 3-4 years ago. I have no clue about cycling anabolics.
But if you go to /fit/ I'm sure that after the high-horse patronizing someone will come along and fill you in.
reminder that if you aren't currently competing in a WADA regulated sport there is literally no reason not to do steroids
don't you want to become based?
Everything used to piss me the fuck off and I wouldn't gas. Those are the only two symptoms that were really evident.
I do believe that such short cycles are useful for guys getting their first amateur fights in.
Can you post pics? A-Asking for a friend and scientific purposes
lel its always the coach
at my old kickboxing gym the coach would feed everyone several types of roids, after a while it got shutdown because of this
you should consider losing some weight
lol that's way worse than mine
>losing weight on antipsychotics
nothing makes you gain weight and look like shit faster and harder. holy shit i'm "perfect" about diet and exercise and i don't look good. i went from 185 to 255 in a couple months when i first went on them and wasn't diet/exercising
>its always the coach
It kinda figures. None of us had a clue about peds before him. Interestingly enough he got closed down, but not because the cops figured his scheme out, but because he owed a lot of money from the kind of people you never-ever borrow money from. I literally have no idea where he is now. No one has seen him in like 2 years.
>When Almeida was 13
Good job jewfc
I know what you're getting at, but AFAIK you can't get schizophrenia from doing drugs. It can cause temporary psychosis/exacerbate the symptoms of pre-existing schizophrenia.
Schizophrenia can be diagnosed with brain imaging. It's not a meme like "ADHD."
Doesn't schizophrenia manifest by a busted pre frontal cortex? What if you have a predisposition and you ruin your brain with some serious battery acid level shit?
If you can induce nightmares I figure you can induce severe psychosis.
Yeah. I'm living proof of that. Smoking a tiny bit will make me believe hitting myself in the head with a hammer will make me win the lottery, and I'll hear people conspiring to kill me through the TV and vents in the walls for a week.
I'd just like you to know that I have chosen not to save your picture with the intent of making fun of you in later heem threads.
If it makes you feel better that at least one person wont, m8.
If you have schizophrenia your brain is going to deteriorate over time regardless.
To be clear, you can permanently "lose your mind" from enough drug abuse, but I don't believe you can specifically develop schizophrenia.
mfw it ain't me(starts playing) that replied to this >>63317972 post
Callen is well read and is very smart *for a comedian* and is very funny *for an mma podcaster* whilst Brendan is pretty funny *for a fighter*, it's a good balance. If you're so above listening to tfatk you wouldn't have been able to make any of the criticisms you made.
You literally help based Schaub and based Callen tell dick jokes for a living just so you can hate them for being able to do so.
tip. top. kekkles.
>tfw wondered if I was anywhere close to masturbating 10000 times in my lifetime
>tfw worked out I had my first wank 4990 days ago
>tfw absolutely smashed the 10k milestone
I don't really know how to feel about this
Ok lads we actually have a proper Hump Day/HEEM Day TV schedule tonight.
In 6 bongs, there's a new episode of Unleashed featuring Middleweights on FS1.
In 7 bongs, UFC Tonight is on FS1
In 8 bongs, there's a new episode of Kingdom while FS1 reruns the Snake in the Grass episode of TUF
In 9 Bongs, the new TUF airs
of all the shitposting I've done in just this thread alone let alone through a year and a half of heem, and this is what I get b& for?
The guy has side effect from drugs he's been taking. I can't remember which ones they are, but his body seems strangely odd. Gyno for one.
I honestly feel bad for the guy. I wish there was a way we could help him out.
was quite easy for me to remember, night before my 13th birthday
pretty much everyone at my school had beards and lost their virginity and I hadn't even cum for the first time yet so I pounded like fuck the night before I was a teenager and had the leg shakes and everything. First wet dream was that night too
and yes I'm a wankaholic, even if I have a shag I go home the next day and wank like fuck to it as soon as I walk through the door whilst it's fresh in the memory
You probably are the mod. Anyway there is a janitor/mod who regularly posts in /heem/ and he's made an already over-moderated general even worse.
3 day ban for what the UK posted above is fucking bullshit and is now the norm (which literally isn't even off topic, not that it should warrant a ban even if it was).
You're either the moderator himself, or just a stupid ill-informed fuck "oh it hasn't affected me directly so who cares a herpa derp"
Well, I guess sometimes people make mistakes. You can't restore a deleted post, but he is free to make it again. Ultimately, it is better to have some moderation than to just let everybody treat this like a chat room though. We are better with the janitors than without...
Maybe this place is more your style, homo
>mfw I want janitors to leave /heem/ forever
When is JDS fighting next?
i bet you are a manlet, a ban just for talking about something related to MMA is absurd
>secondly im not on a "powertrip" im just doing what I was told to do
Do you, by any chance, have a german ancestors?
this just in Ptibull brothers attacked Will Brooks
Also we don't need janitors, we can self moderate and report off topics. janitoir is a c
I agree that he fills a void. I sometimes watch Karyn Bryant's youtube channel. I tend to follow women's MMA more closely than men's, though, which is why I mostly think of Thomas as 'cyborg ducking hue'.
>listening to Kek Thomas show
>someone asked him a fucking question about training gi/no gi three times a week
The answer is obvious.
Vitor Belfort vs. Dan Henderson
Glover Teixeira vs. Patrick Cummins
Thomas Almeida vs. Anthony Birchak
Piotr Hallmann vs. Alex Oliveira
Rashid Magomedov vs. Gilbert Burns
Corey Anderson vs. Fabio Maldonado
>I posted my 3 times a week in a gi meme on Luek Thomas' live chat and eagerly awaited to see if he would answer it
but nothing wrong with it I asked him what % of fighters were on PEDs several times
Vitor by jesus power
Sure but that's not losing a fight, that's having your takedowns stuffed. The only reason it annoys me is that people act like Askren was getting absolutely wrecked and then hit him in the eye deliberately or some shit, I don't know if anyone even took a punch in the minute or so it lasted.
I'm not the gi memer tho. But he post the question. I'd ask what percent of fighters were on PED's too. But gave up when he wouldn't answer anymore. He seems to have really been rustled the first time and just ignored it after that.
KayKay tbqswy(to be quite sincere with you)
btw if Ronda Rousey--who participates in the Ultimate Fighting Championship Women's Bantamweight division--beats the dedicated boxer that is Holly Holm--who also participates in the Ultimate Fighting Championship Women's Bantamweight division--will she go down as the greatest mixed martial artist ever?
Honestly I'd say yes. Women wise she's faced a series of monsters. Just a murderers rows of fighters she's faced. She's finished all of them. Not even the likes of Jon Jones, Anderson Silva, Fedor, definitely GSP can claim that. She's broken boundaries and become queen of a male dominated sport. And those fighters I've mentioned have all lost. She could be the GOAT t b h
I was actually just talking about his appearance. He can make some legitimate points some times but he can be unbearably pretentious and pedantic (his last episode of the MondayMA was as pedantic as it gets).
Miesha Tate coming to facefucking.com very soon lads
Hendo dream machine
I'm pretty new here, but started following mma closely 2 years ago, but I've watched a ton of past events in that time. What is the deal with this places thing for Schaub? He gets mentioned quite a bit here, both good and bad. He had some talent, it he never really developed to become a contender. He was decent and probably would have made it to the top 10 in LHW on his size and the state of the division,but he was never going to contend for a title. Why do you all have such strong opinions about him?
>these guys are still around despite the literally endless lawsuits
>women will degrade themselves to the absolutely maximum for a few grand
If you 'perform' for one of these sites you definitely lose the right to call yourself a human.
he is friendly as fuck, handsome and isn't a retard. and that's all a woman could want.
Because he voices his anti UFC opinion online alot
If he was an actual good fighter with actual standup technique he wouldn't have to be anti UFC cause he'd be too busy winning
I mean the dude got ko'd by zombie nog, fatso and Travis and you know Honda was smiling when he visciously punched schaub over and over
Watch his fight against rothwell, hes wild and has zero punching technique and lacks ko power
Mirko should beat his ass in a retirement fight for the loser
I did copy and paste it, but why would I waste time writing out the same exact question again when I could copy and paste it? I wrote it out yet yesterday and nobody answered. Done wasting time with you if you can't understand it.
started just before the Arlovski fight when Schaub was on his way to a title shot, the contentious decision fuelled the meme (was only one guy back then)
then it died for a bit after he lost to Browne and out of nowhere multiple people started doing it including that dutch faggot
When is Zuffa going to sign this beast?
its just another meme. Like the whole heem thing. Somebody starts a meme and newfags bandwagon hard.
The schaub posters were btfo for a few days by ppl who were sick of the shitty meme after he left ufc, they constantly posted the schaub knockouts to annoy them