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I was in Glendale last month, I wanted to check out where Ronda trained. I had just walked in and there was almost no one around, I was standing at the entrance waiting for someone to notice me and this happened
>edmond and ronda training mitts
>travis walks over
>"hey Ronda, let's practice some grappling"
>walks over to Edmond, towering over him
>puts hand on his shoulder
>"You don't mind, do you Edmond?"
>"N-n-no. Sure. G-g-go ahead"
>Ronda and Travis start rolling on the matt
>Edmond can only look at them, powerless
>Things start getting heated
>Edmond starts doing his wushu routine to try and impress her
>Ronda doesn't notice, she's too busy rolling with Travis
>Travis is now fully erect
>A pool of pussy juice has gathered on the mat
>Travis rips off her clothes
>Pulls out his 12" dick and starts pounding her
>Ronda starts screaming
>Edmond is now cradling himself in one of the ring corners, crying
>Travis ejaculates inside of Ronda while she orgasms
>They get up
>Travis slaps her ass as she skips off giggling
>"We're going to hit the showers Edmond, could you clean up the mats, we made a bit of a mess. Thanks"
>"I'll go grab the mop"
>He looks incredibly sullen
>I walk up to him to try and cheer him up
>"Hey man, that sucks. At least you make a shitload of money. This is your gym after all"
>"Actually, I receive no monetary compensation" he says, rinsing the mop in the bucket
>"I'm just a janitor"
>NEW THREAD RIGHT ON THE 500th POST
didn't want the mods to kek me senpai, desu
I thought this one had some funny touches desu, and I improved upon it from last time.
Personally, I burst into fits of uncontrollable hysterical laughter whenever I hear the words "monetary compensation", "for free" or "janitor", I assumed that was the case for everyone
>yfn have a threesome with Valerie and her friend Jolyane
I was just skimming through her insta desu senpai.
Why does Conor McGreglet always wear those anklebashers, lads?
So IGF and RIZIN are feuding now?
Allegedly Aoki will be fighting Saku on the 29th and on the 31st he'll be fighting Montanha Silva as the main event of a show dubbed "Lets knock out RIZIN".
IGF spokesperson says that the Aoki/Montanha fight will be a "legitimate MMA fight".
Is it safe to call this a through and through clusterfuck?
>inb4 Fedor loses, Aoki murders Saku and then loses to Montanha via sub.
Not him but I do play it quite a lot.
I'm a bit of a babby and scared to go online and get my anus destroyed. I play careers through on hard difficulty and am 25-1 at the moment, do you think I stand a chance online based on this m8?
I would just love to know how much cash was shoved down the drain to produce that example of incompetence.
The sales on UFC/Reebok shit should be fucking plummeting right about now.
Might give it a go tonight, I basically win all my fights by parrying and countering (don't see any other way to do it on hard mode because if I try to strike the CPU parries EVERYTHING) so that's good. I am assuming that everyone online will just spam L3 to get up if it goes to the ground or clinch?
pretty much, you get the occasional cunt thats great on the ground and will stuff all your attempts to get up but otherwise most people just keep it standing or are unable to hold you down for long.
I appreciated the changes
Don't let it go to your head though, kid. We've all seen the classic cases of young talented prospects thinking theit shit doesn't stink and falling flat on their face.
guys like this are why i wish ufc heavyweight didnt have a maximum weight. if theyre good enough to get in the ufc who cares if theyre 300lbs or more, and itd be cool to see a manlet like cain beat up a 7 foot 350lb guy etc
yeah but im sure the ufc wouldnt sign them unless they were actually good fat fucks like nelson and hunt
theres that giant olympic judo guy from france who passes them, hed be cool to see in the ufc
he got over them. I'm more surprised that he hasn't had that tattoo lasered off his back
Some of the stuff on the video is pretty gnarly, like his nox addiction, he'd just buy crates of canisters of the shit and sit in his house all day every day getting high.
That's not an argument at all.
Believe that if you like, but what about the women outside of the UFC? That's what you're comparing them against.
Alright let's put the UFC women in there against high school girls and see what happens. Idiot.
This is the funniest one, I'm not fanatically defending anything, I just think it's retarded how hard people shit on WMMA for the minor issue of it not being as developed as modern men's MMA. I mean, I sure hope you don't watch old MMA and shit on it for not being as good as the modern stuff.
>That's not an argument at all.
It's true, though.
>Believe that if you like, but what about the women outside of the UFC? That's what you're comparing them against.
Patricio Pitbull, Shinya Aoki, Wil Brooks, Mamed Khalidov, Ben Askren > Cyborg & pals
>Alright let's put the UFC women in there against high school girls and see what happens. Idiot.
Yes, trained fighters are tougher than children. You've won us over!
>I just think it's retarded how hard people shit on WMMA for the minor issue of it not being as developed as modern men's MMA.
People shit on it for being terribly unentertaining as a product, and unimpressive technically.
>I sure hope you don't watch old MMA and shit on it for not being as good as the modern stuff.
I watch it because it's entertaining, yeah. There's half the argument here that you're missing.
Make an argument, coward.
Those aren't women. Thanks for coming idiot.
Okay you got me there, but that article literally says that the 16 year old is one of the best grappling prospects in the world or some shit.
So basically, nobodies got a concrete point to make.
>Those aren't women. Thanks for coming idiot.
What women outside the UFC? Nobody watches unless Cyborg fights, and it's generally just as terrible as most female fights in the UFC are.
Paige VanZant is doing a giveaway if you sign up to her twitter, there are 3,000 spots left.
Have you never seen an Invicta event in your life?
There are some exciting prospects there. Did you miss all the hubbub about Alexa Grasso and Irene Aldana? Have you not been seeing Tonya Evinger KILLING chicks lately?
Gabi Garcia is fighting in Rizin later this year, Mackenzie Dern is set to debut in MMA. Marloes Coenen is crushing cans in Bellator because UFC won't take her because she's old.
Look WMMA isn't on the same level as men's MMA, that's just common sense, but I just don't get this pervasive "gotta shit on every aspect of it ever" attitude like it can't possibly be good.
Guess you're too much of a bitch to try and reply to me directly.
Sarah Mcman tapped by a 16 year old girl
The point I was making is that 16 year old boys can beat them, watching for example Bellator you still get the second best fighters group in the world. Both the champs only got one art down, that shows you how shit wmma is. It's like if Art Jimmerson became the ufc champ. And they are miles ahead of the division aswell which shows you how pathetic their opposition, Frank Shamrock was 10 better than Ronda therefore the "it's like old mma" argument is fucking stupod. I seriously don't know if you're trolling but have you actualy seen the fights they have?
>Have you never seen an Invicta event in your life?
Not in years, no. I can see why it'd be entertaining, though, as it's a feeder organization designed to get prospects the cage-time they need against cans before they get sent off to the UFC.
>Look WMMA isn't on the same level as men's MMA, that's just common sense, but I just don't get this pervasive "gotta shit on every aspect of it ever" attitude like it can't possibly be good.
Everyone shits on everything here. If it weren't forced onto main cards out of the UFC's needs to build future opponents for Rousey it'd get nowhere near the amount of hate it does because it'd be easier to avoid.
You are a ridiculous prick, you honestly think Joanna and Ronda are the same level as UFC 1 guys?
Joanna is great at getting off her back and Ronda knocked out a dedicated striker in her last fight.
Yeah you don't know shit. Try actually watching an Invicta card these days. It's hardly Pride style mismatches.
Maybe stop being a little fag who can't argue his opinion. I bet you're the same American who tried to call me a SJW kek
The problem with WMMA is it's like throwing a WNBA(Women's National Basketball Association) game in the middle of the NBA playoffs, it'd be fine if they had their own truly separate "WUFC" that didn't take up the space of other fighters that could literally kill them. I don't hate on the WNBA or Women's Premier League because they aren't forced on to the same broadcast I illegally streamed for free.
>Ronda knocked out a dedicated striker in her last fight.
Bethe was dedicated at absolutely fuck all. A Z-level athlete who is trained by her boyfriend and got into MMA as a method to lose weight. Also, technically terrible everywhere. Ronda is only technically terrible as a striker.
>you will never get stoned with dee and conor
why even live lads
yeah Bethe was hot dogshit not going to argue against that, but my point is that she doesn't strike like someone straight out of judo
In her early fights she'd turn her head while bullrushing the clinch lol
>but my point is that she doesn't strike like someone straight out of judo
Ronda sure does, though.
It's gone from nowhere to pretty embarrassing. She has power, but no technique. Rousey's boxing is objectively and factually very poor. Anyone who thinks she has good boxing is either ignorant, delusional or both.
Well she isn't a grappler.
So you literally only meant her boxing? Okay.
At least these Euros have some good points I've got to think about, you Americans couldn't defend your opinion to save your lives
Yeah because she would mainly strike with her opponents. That's what a dedicated striker is.
I'm getting flashbacks to when Serbia told me that grappling and wrestling weren't the same thing now.
>but Ronda is clearly a cut above all her competition and I don't understand the intense salt she causes.
She has a bad attitude, surrounds herself with bad people, and is hailed as the 2nd coming of Jesus Christ himself by Rogan, Dana, and most of the MMA media. If you don't get why that doesn't rub people the wrong way, you're being very naive. Nobody likes to be sold bullshit.
Oh, and she crushes cans because her division has the talent levels of the SEG-era UFC.
>Ronda crushing a chick who doesn't know what circling out is and has less than 5 years competitive experience, is impressive.
Is this buyer's remorse cause you spent half your salary on UFC 193? That you're actually trying to justify that Ronda is a once in a lifetime fighter...
She acts like an asshole a lot of the time. Did you watch her season of TUF? If that had aired after she blew up following the Zingano fight it would've done irreparable damage to her image. She even admitted herself that she looked absolutely terrible on the show and wouldn't do it again.
I don't think it's all that impressive, but Ronda really is the best in town at 135 and if UFC capitalises on it and makes a bajillion dollars I'm not going to hold it against them.
You're just putting words in my mouth now with the once in a lifetime thing, but she's definitely a dominant champion.
>it's a feeder organization designed to get prospects the cage-time they need against cans before they get sent off to the UFC.
Actually the match ups in Invicta are really competitive.
I'm not saying
>EVERYONE WATCH INVICTA AND BUY RONDA'S PPVs
But Women's and Men's MMA are just different sports. They're never going to have a fight between a woman and a man. It's totally understandable for someone to like one more than the other, like one exclusively, or like both.
>Australia in charge of being a UFC' own Ronda brand SJW shill.
If you want to get a decent idea of why the anti-Rousey sentiments exploded at some point between the Corriera fight and the first Tate fight, then take a look. She picked fights with everyone and was vindictive, childish, catty, and spiteful. All the dislike of her started after her coaching stint there.
Taint (only in her last fight)
These are the only enjoyable wmma fighters rn af desu senpai squad
She was literally Hitler for a few days after she didn't shake her hand. That was probably what pushed most people over the edge. Something she did recently that annoyed folks was build her public brand by bashing Floyd Mayweather for his domestic abuse conviction and then hooking up with an accused domestic abuser himself in Travis Browne. Seems hypocritical.
No, the Bethe fight got some real steam behind it once she made the comments about Ronda wanting to kill herself after losing. The Ronda-Browne situation is just a complete PR nightmare for her. Hanging up on the conference call just adds fuel to the fire. She can't dodge this forever.
Well I'm telling you how I found out she was even fighting again this year was cause I saw on the news she'd said something about Floyd. It was good PR, even Dana tweeted about it.
>and then hooking up with an accused domestic abuser himself in Travis Browne
There is literally no reason to assume that Browne did it. The UFC's lawyers haven't found any evidence for it and she hasn't even gone about pressing charges yet. Don't get me wrong, I'm no Ronda Rousey white knight, but there is no reason to assume that Travis Browne did shit.
>There is literally no reason to assume that Browne did it.
That's why I said accused, not convicted. Regardless, MMA has a sordid history of domestic abusers, from Rich Clementi sicking his dog on his wife, to Lavar Johnson's 11 face punches of death. It's not a good look. In my opinion, he probably bashed her around. Considering the photos, and his line of work, anyone surprised hasn't been paying attention.
It'd be considered a freak KO. Immediate rematch desu
It'd actually be better for Holm to win otherwise, like a buffet of leg kicks. Then they can sell kickboxer vs brawler or something
>there's a banned /tv/ fag in my area
fuck my life
>I would not be the least surprised if Ronda beats her standing
This. Her UFC fights against cans have been sub-par, she kept getting tagged and she'd telegraph everything she was about to throw.
See, normally if you start a business, you got a 50/50 chance of success. But Edmond is a dumbass, and he's not normal. So you got a 25% chance, at best, of success. And you add him being in the friend-zone to the mix? Your chances of success drastic go down. See, between running the gym, making up shit about his success, and trying to win Ronda's heart, he's got a 33% chance of his gym succeeding. But he's got a 66 2/3% chance of it not succeeding cuz Ronda KNOWS he's not boyfriend material, so she's not even gonna try. So you take his 33 1/3% chance of success, minus the 25% chance, and he's got a 8 1/3% chance of success. But then you take the 75% chance, of it not being successful, and add 66 2/3% chance, and you got a 141 2/3% chance of bankruptcy. Senor Edmond, the numbers don't LIE and they spell disaster for your finances!
no i dont
last card i watched was 189
I will tune into the main events on an illegal stream for connor vs aldo, the chris vs kekold, and and condit vs lawler
thats it. the ufc fucking sucks for the most part now with WMMA its not like it was years ago when I liked it in high school. I stilll remember forrest vs rampage and bj vs GSP those were fights not todays bullshit
>last card i watched was 189
pls be a ruse
Vitor Belfort vs. Dan Henderson
Glover Teixeira vs. Patrick Cummins
Thomas Almeida vs. Anthony Birchak
Piotr Hallmann vs. Alex Oliveira
Rashid Magomedov vs. Gilbert Burns
Corey Anderson vs. Fabio Maldonado
>BASED PICKS BRO HEAR MY PRAYERS
was that edgar v. gregor/dean? because I think I stopped watching around that time too, maybe a couple of FNs after that and a lionfight here and there
it was fun while it lasted but shit gets boring, presentation is formulaic, personalities are moronic, politics is ridiculous and fans are retarded
I do know that /heem/ was slobbering all over some sissy boy's cock a couple of months ago and whatshisface was reinstated by the UFC recently. I might watch his re-title fight against fatboy slim if it happens soon
I'm pretty new here, but started following mma closely 2 years ago, but I've watched a ton of past events in that time. What is the deal with this places thing for Schaub? He gets mentioned quite a bit here, both good and bad. He had some talent, it he never really developed to become a contender. He was decent and probably would have made it to the top 10 in LHW on his size and the state of the division,but he was never going to contend for a title. Why do you all have such strong opinions about him?
This. Fuck testing. I think all fighters should be not only allowed, but in fact, REQUIRED to be on whatever they can get their hands on. Adrenaline, shark testosterone, bear bile, HGH, cocaine, fucking whatever, just pack shit into a needle and shoot that shit up.
I want fighters looking like Bane in the Octagon. Not pussy Tom Hardy Bane, comic Bane. I want fighters to be so fucked up from all the shit they're on that they need to have dudes with cattle prods walking them out to Octagon,
I also think we should have fighters fight animals. I want to see Jon Jones fight a full-grown Rhinoceros. I want to see fighters fight robots, they could do a crossover card with Battlebots. I want to see Brock Lesnar come back and fight like 6 midgets. Have Ronda fight Ray Rice. Fuck, let's clone some dinosaurs and get those motherfuckers in the cage. Mighty Mouse vs. a bunch of velociraptors, there's a Mighty Mouse fight I'd pay for!
Make it happen, Zuffa!
maybe. it stopped being worth the time after a while and life just got busy. shit I even stopped 4chinning briefly, seemed pointless when I only visited /sp/ and /out/. I'm not banging people here for staying excited though, that would be stupid.
I hope that Jon is on so much shit when that fight happens that after he beats DC, he picks him up over his head, tears him in half, and starts screaming and drinking his spinal fluid.
I didn't steal shit, nigger, I posted something somewhat similar a few weeks back as a Dutchfag while I was on vacation Amsterdam.
Fuck that little Somali bitch, ruined it for all Canadians.
I consider the entire event a waste if I'm not top left corner t
>letting tripfags make a name for themselves
Not posting a pic of myself, in Amsterdam or otherwise, because I'm not fucking retarded. I've seen what happens to people who post pics here.
Ticket is here. Let me guess, you were only pretending to be a dumbass?
Eh, I'm not gonna lie, my handwriting is pretty shit. Always has been. Even before we had computers and shit, my handwriting was messy. I think I might have one of them brain disorders like in the movies, y'know?
who else here is a manlet but still calls other people manlets?
Pretty shit, honestly. I'm tall, so it means I have my knees jammed in the back of the seat in front of me the whole time. Got a cheap business class upgrade on the way over, but no such luck on the way back.
The food was pretty good, and I watched Jurassic World and Mad Max: Fury Road, so it wasn't too awful.
Yeah, I think all the airlines that aren't too cheap to have inflight entertainment pretty much all have the same movies now. Did Avengers: Age of Ultron and Ant Man on the way over.
Planes are just not designed for anyone over 5'8 or so to be comfortable. The airlines should just quit being greedy fucks and take like 3 or 4 rows of seats out of every plane and move all the seats a few more inches apart, then everyone could at least not be fucking miserable. They won't do it, though, because they're dicks.
I usually fly business class if I can afford to, but the Canadian dollar went to complete shit in the past 6 months or so, so my budget is a little more stretched than usual.
Well it's not like it changes anything, it's just to scare people into wasting money on what they think is safety, a plane crash isn't a car crash and a three point belt doesn't do shit in brace possition
Well, that's air travel 101. None of the "safety measures" are actually effective. None of the silly shit we have to do at security does anything. It's all just to make people feel safe.
I didn't even actually have a 3-point belt on my flight over, I did have one of those comfy pod-chairs that goes all the way back into a bed, though. Also, enough leg room to stretch my legs out all the way and then some, plus they gave us free champagne. Pretty fucking sweet.
>$199 million was earmarked to fund a dividend to Zuffa, LLC's owners.
>the ppv kek is back
>he still pays for things
>What should a guy always do? Take his time. In general, a girl takes a minute. He needs to get her ready. You should never need lube in your life. If you need lube, than you’re being lazy...and you’re not taking your time.
Which ex boyfriend tried to use the KY on Ronda?
Vamos de novo. Vou ali em SP rapidinho e já volto certo RS |
After the war he just came off with Rory and with Condit's confidence being way up presumably after the fucking beating he gave Thiago Alves there's every possibility that Condit could win.
>Condit pulls upset against Lawler
>Rory beats Lombard, gets scheduled against Hendricks
>Condit beats Woodley
>Hendricks makes weight. Goes a five round war with Rory. Rory wins.
>Title shot: Rory + Condit
>Rory beats Condit
>Lawler comes back for the trilogy
>Rory, determined, wins
>Runs with the belt for eight fights, one less than GSP, because he respects Georges too much to destroy his legacy
Why do people suddenly assume Robbie is pissing hot? Athletes are able to improve themselves if they put in the time, which Robbie has. It's not unheard off for a guy to improve his cardio, and he's always had hitting power.
>hurr durr it's literally impossible to look strong and dehydrated after a weight cut without IVs and not be on steroids.
>everyone who hits hard is on steroids
100% natty bros, only muscle bound freaks like Lawler can be juicers
Roidmero vs. Jacaroid will probably fall through because of USADA
All that acne is clearly poor diet, not gear :^)
yeah, totally uncommon to have acne as a man in his early twenties.
Also, unlike others, Rory went through some serious testing before his fight with BJ. If he's on stuff, at least it's not the cheap kind.
Hendricks at UFC 185
What happened since then?
did he even lose lawler 2?
People don't understand bulking to gain muscle, then shredding to show it off. Yet /heem/ spends 80% of their time watching these shirtless men fight, and still has never thought about how they achieve these bodies beyond what they come to with their fucking hivemind assumptions.
one of those fights were Hendricks edged it but no one gives a fuck because he a boring cunt and Lawler is based af
Adults get acne too. Not to mention Rory was still a pretty young guy when the acne was popping up.
That being said, I kekked heartily at that gif.
He decided he wanted to stop knocking people out. Seriously, he hasn't finished a fight in almost exactly 3 years. Nowadays he's a boring wrestlefucking decisionbaby who has the pound-for-pound most ridiculous excuses regarding his performances.
b-but muslim is a religion of peace, europe is dead
Sorry use this one
Vitor by heem rd 1
Teixeira by heem rd 2
Almeida by heem rd 1
Oliviera by UD
Magmedov by UD
Corey Anderson by UD
The last 2 lines made that worth reading.
Daily reminder that Travis "haha" Browne is a faggot.
I hate walking meme man too, Browne just annoys the fuck out of me because hes' a cunt.
>gets heemed by Nigfoot
>muh leg was hurt because I was dancing around like a fucking fairy, he didn't beat me fairly!
>I hate the fact that Bigfoot is making a name off of beating me, despite the fact he fucking blew Fedor out like he was a child, I'm still his biggest win!
>all those illegal elbows vs Manbearpig
>ref basically giving him a free pass vs Overeem when he was turtling up like a 6th grader
I was so fucking happy when Werdum blew him out, but even then he tried to claim he had a broken rib during the fight, no shit his rib was broken. He couldn't stop a fucking body kick if his life depended on it during that fight.
Robbie vs Diaz or his rage at blanket Hendricks in round 5 of their rematch, or the time he spat blood everywhere while staring at Rory like he was going to eat him if he could.
The crowd for Silva vs Maia.
Weidman was pissed as hell during the whole Vitor thing, almost cost him his title too.
And the underrated gem that is GSP being pissed as fuck at BJ Penis during the rematch.
>Authorities charged Parks with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon
>Authorities charged Parks with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon
>“It’s pretty unusual, but in this instance — because he is an MMA fighter — we thought it was appropriate to charge his hands as deadly weapons,” Assistant District Attorney Bill Vassar said
Good job there America.
As far as /sp/ goes I only post in /heem/, but I tried the bypass out in: /biz/,/k/,/x/,/int/,/lit/ and /out/.
god, I do NOT enjoy watching Rosholt fight. The man is not in ideal shape for this type of sport (inb4 R-Roy N-Nelson). He gasses in almost everyone of his fights and I just can't see the reason to watch him fight, except the fact that I some times enjoy an all out UGLY-UGLY WAR in which everyone gasses and is about to die.
Calling me a SJW just because I like WMMA makes me wonder if the only thing you have against it is that they're women
I mean, social justice would be defending Fallon Fox fighting actual women or some shit