Can you imagine all the people that died since 1908 without watching

>>62722509
Fan base doesn't deserve it.

Feels like these threads need to go away before you Cutler the Cubs my mans.

>the Dodgers beat the mets tomorrow after the utley incident
>then go on to beat the cubs and the blue jays to win the worlds eries
>the collective asspain of /sp/, jew york, cubs fans and jays fans implodes the planet as Kershaw and Grienke ascend with all Dodgers fans to a higher ethereal plane

>>62722591

I have another theory.

>Dodgers beat Mets
>Cubs beat Dodgers
>Cubs win World Series
>Most heartwarming moment in sports history
>All of America cheers the Cubbies
>Ken Burns makes an HBO documentary about it barely a month later
>Full of tearfully thankful lifelong Cubs fans
>In it all they really say about the Dodgers is that Utley is a dick and nobody likes the Dodgers
>the special wins like 15 emmys
>it's eventually turned into a movie
>Utley is played by a no-name actor with a mean-looking face
>three seconds of screen time
>the movie is called "It Finally Happened"
>wins five academy awards
>the Cubs love train never stops rolling

>>62722509
I feel that Robert Zemeckis should be consulted before gambling on all future sporting events.

>>62722681
Chase buttley later dies sliding under a moving city bus

>America will rig their 2nd most important league only for a meme movie to be right

LOL

>>62726719
>Mexico rigs everything for cocaine and toilet paper

>>62722729

>Causality doesn't butterfly-effect to other games, into players' heads, as Biff Tannen's reputation rises with his first big win, or two, or three

>time within the given parallel universe doesn't continue to proceed in a linear fashion, with antecedent events being influenced (I stop short of assuming determinism) by the preceding events within that universe

>The almanac doesn't become useless noise after a sufficiently long or impactful string of wins, as it should

Nah dude.

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>>62731289

meant to attach this image.

>>62722532
I know this is a bait shitpost, but fuck you.