Remember this guy? Djibril Cisse (ex-Liverpool and French n

>>62691028
wait, what? Did they fugg?

Djibril has nothing to do why that apparently and the sex-tape may not even be real

>The 34-year-old Cissé, whose career has been marred by injuries, is currently without a club after being released by the Ligue 1 side Bastia in the summer.

Now that's an understatement, the poor guy broke his leg two times.

do you think valbuena has a normal-sized dick?

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>>62691568

Never forget ;_;7

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>>62691607
OH GOD

>>62691604
>tfw if his dick would be 10% of the height of his overall body, it still wouldn't mean much

>>62691604
Probably. Dicks don't tend to be affected by dwarfism.

>>62691028
probably became scummy from his time in liverpool

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he only knew the guys who were supposedly behind it. probably doesn't even exist.

reminds me of this though.
http://thebiglead.com/2015/09/20/jaromir-jagr-blackmail-tabloid/
1000% more hilarious.

>2005
Beat up a 15-year old boy
Settled out of court.

>2006
Beat up his pregnant wife (now ex-wife)
Wife didn't press charges.

>2009
Beat up a stripper in Newcastle
Settled out of court.


HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

>>62691857
>looks at skin color

le glass legs man